Oh shit!. Behind every sign is a story. Sometimes I think about that whole multiverse thing and I think to myself "Say oldmanmagee, if there were infinite  Oh shit! Behind every sign is a story Sometimes I think about that whole multiverse thing and to myself "Say oldmanmagee if there were infinite
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Oh shit!. Behind every sign is a story. Sometimes I think about that whole multiverse thing and I think to myself "Say oldmanmagee, if there were infinite

Behind every sign is a story.
Sometimes I think about that whole multiverse thing and I think to myself "Say oldmanmagee, if there were infinite universes with infinite possibilities per universe, shouldn't there be one that not only knows we exist, but is going to visit us in like, two seconds? Then I wait two seconds and then am super disappointed. And for those of you who are like "Stupid oldmanmagee, they went to the government, they wouldn't want that kind of knowledge and power to get out to the public!" Well remember, infinite possibilities, which means one would be visiting each of us... right? I'm not looking to disprove the system or anything, there are people way smarter than me who probably have reasons why the multiverse is 100% true, I'm just keeping that whole "infinite possibilities" thing in my mind. Like, is there one with a magic santa claus that instead of giving kids candy would butt **** all of them? Spreading butt **** STD's through out all of its world? I like to think of crazy freaky **** like that, I mean, INFINITE POSSIBILITIES! Think about all that weird ****. Everything you can imagine and more! Like new colors, imagine a new color. Now do that five more times. That could happen with the multiverse, and that **** blows my mind. I love that sort of ****.
Why do people drink soda? like, it tastes good, sure, but it also dehydrates, is bad for your body (Even diet **** damn it) what if there was a universe without soda? can you imagine how damn fit the people must be there? I bet if you took soda out of the died of the average land whale, they would be so much thinner, hell, even my fat ass could use less soda.
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