Most romantic proposal. . To propose to my girlfriend, I wrote this book about our relationship, had it , and printed. I had her stumble across it at the librar Most romantic proposal To propose to my girlfriend I wrote this book about our relationship had it and printed her stumble across at the librar
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To propose to my girlfriend, I wrote this book about our
relationship, had it , and printed. I had her
stumble across it at the library and read it to me. when
she got to the right page I got on my knee and asked if
she would marry me. She never saw it coming.
what do you think?
There once was a gorilla
That fell for a giraffe.
She surprised him by how much
She could make him laugh.
The two, you see.
were from different worlds
Their first date, so nervous.
He' d certainly hurl.
In = of their differences,
It was love at first sight.
feelings grew quickly.
heart tooked 'damiit
The 'mm his life,
and scattered
Now yfwr. and focused
On those things that matter.
There were simply no words
For how lucky he' d gotten.
without her by his side
Life would surely be rotten.
It' s hard to believe
Just how happy = were.
He could not imagine
Even one day without her.
So he got on one knee
And uttered the plea:
My dearest giraffe.
will you marry me?"
He felt his heart beating
Right out of his chest.
He could do nothing but wait
And hope she' d .
when she 'ile. .
He could not stop grinning
Because he knew, in his heart,
This wasjust The Beginning!
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User avatar #111 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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(08/21/2013) [+] (15 replies)
stickied
Sorry guys thought i put it in the description, this wasn't me
User avatar #217 to #111 - purpleday
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Still good content, so much butthurt...
User avatar #126 to #111 - drooms
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Oh well what can you expect?
User avatar #162 to #111 - gitanisme
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(08/21/2013) [-]
******* source then.
User avatar #169 to #162 - clavatninenine
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(08/21/2013) [-]
tumblr.

where the **** else?
User avatar #171 to #169 - gitanisme
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(08/21/2013) [-]
There's a lot of other websites on the internet you know.
User avatar #173 to #171 - clavatninenine
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(08/21/2013) [-]
quite.

And i would have named many more if not for the following:
1) Funnyjunk's front page is filled with NOTHING but tumblr reposts.
2) this was posted here not more than an hour after it was posted on tumblr.
3) I follow the guy who made this on tumblr.

This OP got his front-page content from tumblr, just like everybody else on fj.
User avatar #175 to #173 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Actually you are very wrong wheresmysammich.com/picture/49800/most-romantic-proposal/ assumption is the mother of all *******
User avatar #176 to #175 - clavatninenine
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(08/22/2013) [-]
yeah.

guess where that got posted BEFORE sammich ;D
User avatar #178 to #176 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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(08/22/2013) [-]
But i still didnt get it from Tumblr
User avatar #180 to #178 - centrifuge
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(08/22/2013) [-]
You posted this immediatley after it showed up on tumblr.

you're full of bs and you know it.
User avatar #202 to #180 - brettyoke
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Actually I wouldn't be surprised if the tumblr faggot stole it. They tend to steal a lot of obscure **** then pretend it's theirs because nobody really checks.
User avatar #185 to #180 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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User avatar #192 to #171 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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(08/22/2013) [-]
People on this website always assume, just because they seen it on 1 website they immediately assume you got it from there
#200 to #192 - anon id: 399e7cd9
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just like you assume that where you got it from is where it was originally, and that NOBODY in the world knows the OC makers that actually have the creativity to make these, and not just be a sad little **** like you who hasn't earned a single thumb and instead just sits there reposting **** that other people make.

Sadly for people like you, 90% of this stuff is protected under image copyrights, and by reposting this stuff the people who made have the legal right to sue you for several hundred thousand american dollars if they catch you with it.
User avatar #203 to #200 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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(08/22/2013) [-]
go spend the next couple of days sending that to 99% of people on funnyjunk then
User avatar #6 - idoliam
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Much better than the guy that tattooed "Will You Marry Me" in French of his arm .
User avatar #133 to #6 - chadisyounggg
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Ihavenoimagination
User avatar #14 to #6 - lesrin
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(08/21/2013) [-]
but his is reusable, he can just lift the arm whenever he wants someone to marry him
User avatar #29 to #14 - carnivoreapples
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(08/21/2013) [-]
well, this book is reusable as well, just show it again
#47 to #6 - sparkysparkybooman
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(08/21/2013) [-]
hahahahaha exactly what I was gonna comment. I bet that guy will end up regretting it.
#48 to #6 - xxgeneralxx **User deleted account**
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(08/21/2013) [-]
right on.
i paid dearly in red thumbs for...sharing my opinion on that picture.
#137 to #48 - powellrebecca
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(08/21/2013) [-]
i missed that... sauce?
i missed that... sauce?
#190 to #137 - sparkysparkybooman
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(08/22/2013) [-]
I dug through my comments to find it, it ended up getting deleted sorry. Basically it was this dude explaining how he wanted to do something a lot different and special than your average proposal, and since they both liked tattoos he got "will you marry me" in french across his forearm.
#195 to #190 - powellrebecca
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(08/22/2013) [-]
damn
damn
#62 - Protomix
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Two hours later,   
When plain out of sight   
Giraffe bent over and took it,   
In the other hole that night   
   
But although it was painful   
Giraffe most clearly saw   
that Gorilla had leverage   
and was going in raw.
Two hours later,
When plain out of sight
Giraffe bent over and took it,
In the other hole that night

But although it was painful
Giraffe most clearly saw
that Gorilla had leverage
and was going in raw.
#120 to #62 - drtennant
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(08/21/2013) [-]
pic oddly related.
pic oddly related.
#205 to #62 - isiupick
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(08/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#117 to #62 - tehfalconguy
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Expertly written.
Expertly written.
#68 to #62 - biograde
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Comment Picture
#118 to #62 - jarofdirt
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#63 to #62 - orangepikmin
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Beautiful...
#28 - effthree
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(08/21/2013) [-]
HFW yes
HFW yes
#53 - lolsrsslybro
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(08/21/2013) [-]
>when she says no
>when she says no
#61 to #53 - spoogeyboi
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(08/21/2013) [-]
good one lol
#64 to #53 - churrundo
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Comment Picture
#57 to #53 - AreyouSerious
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#83 - stagger
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#65 - omegadynasty
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(08/21/2013) [-]
They then went on to have two children as ugly as sin.
User avatar #116 to #65 - greedtheavaricious
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Impossible Creatures
User avatar #164 to #65 - diegotan
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(08/21/2013) [-]
...and they were so ugly, you could've thrown them to bin.
#66 to #65 - omegadynasty
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#10 - myaccountisnew
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Did you become a published author just to get married?  That girl has nothing to worry about, you have no commitment issues at all.   
 Not sarcastic, that's some serious commitment right there.
Did you become a published author just to get married? That girl has nothing to worry about, you have no commitment issues at all.
Not sarcastic, that's some serious commitment right there.
#161 to #10 - anon id: 73dc472e
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(08/21/2013) [-]
yeah, that or he went into the library before hand and placed the home-made book their on the shelf to pick up later
User avatar #18 to #10 - RandomAnonGuy
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(08/21/2013) [-]
You can get a book illustrated and printed without getting it published, you just have to pay for it yourself.
User avatar #19 to #18 - myaccountisnew
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Oh. Well, my compliment stands. Well done.
#110 - hydromatic
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(08/21/2013) [-]
OP's face when she says no.
OP's face when she says no.
#1 - anon id: cd03adf7
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(08/21/2013) [-]
... I can't help but think what would of happened if she had said no
User avatar #91 to #1 - countmorgan
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(08/21/2013) [-]
... ******* hell
I knew I should of ******* logged instead of going anon.
Thumb me down if you don't believe me. I just had to come back to this comment and see what had happened to it when i posted it.
#220 to #91 - triggathepirate
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lol lern2modest
lol lern2modest
User avatar #132 to #1 - xturboxx
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Then you sell the book and swim in your money.
#79 to #1 - kerunch
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But when she said no,
He wasn't upset
He had no need to fret
Because he stabbed her eyes out with a fork.
User avatar #82 to #79 - vicsix
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(08/21/2013) [-]
You are bad at poetry. It goes:
A
B
A
B
#130 to #82 - grandterskrasao
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(08/21/2013) [-]
*****, it can be what ever rhyme scheme he ******* wants it to be.

Only very few poetic structures require set in stone rhyme schemes.
User avatar #125 to #82 - theturkeyburger
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The last line being C makes it into a joke, which it was supposed to be
User avatar #38 to #1 - CXJokerXD
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Would've went ape ****.
#30 to #1 - effthree
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(08/21/2013) [-]
HFW No   
   
-**** you Rigby!
HFW No

-**** you Rigby!