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Most romantic proposal

To propose to my girlfriend, I wrote this book about our
relationship, had it , and printed. I had her
stumble across it at the library and read it to me. when
she got to the right page I got on my knee and asked if
she would marry me. She never saw it coming.
what do you think?
There once was a gorilla
That fell for a giraffe.
She surprised him by how much
She could make him laugh.
The two, you see.
were from different worlds
Their first date, so nervous.
He' d certainly hurl.
In = of their differences,
It was love at first sight.
feelings grew quickly.
heart tooked 'damiit
The 'mm his life,
and scattered
Now yfwr. and focused
On those things that matter.
There were simply no words
For how lucky he' d gotten.
without her by his side
Life would surely be rotten.
It' s hard to believe
Just how happy = were.
He could not imagine
Even one day without her.
So he got on one knee
And uttered the plea:
My dearest giraffe.
will you marry me?"
He felt his heart beating
Right out of his chest.
He could do nothing but wait
And hope she' d .
when she 'ile. .
He could not stop grinning
Because he knew, in his heart,
This wasjust The Beginning!
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User avatar #111 - mymiddleleg (08/21/2013) [+] (15 replies)
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Sorry guys thought i put it in the description, this wasn't me
User avatar #6 - idoliam (08/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Much better than the guy that tattooed "Will You Marry Me" in French of his arm .
#62 - Protomix (08/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Two hours later,   
When plain out of sight   
Giraffe bent over and took it,   
In the other hole that night   
   
But although it was painful   
Giraffe most clearly saw   
that Gorilla had leverage   
and was going in raw.
Two hours later,
When plain out of sight
Giraffe bent over and took it,
In the other hole that night

But although it was painful
Giraffe most clearly saw
that Gorilla had leverage
and was going in raw.
#28 - effthree ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
HFW yes
HFW yes
#1 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [+] (10 replies)
... I can't help but think what would of happened if she had said no
#53 - lolsrsslybro (08/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>when she says no
>when she says no
#65 - omegadynasty (08/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
They then went on to have two children as ugly as sin.
#10 - myaccountisnew (08/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Did you become a published author just to get married?  That girl has nothing to worry about, you have no commitment issues at all.   
 Not sarcastic, that's some serious commitment right there.
Did you become a published author just to get married? That girl has nothing to worry about, you have no commitment issues at all.
Not sarcastic, that's some serious commitment right there.
#110 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
OP's face when she says no.
OP's face when she says no.
User avatar #76 - ompalomper (08/21/2013) [-]
might just bee the best damn thing ever done by anyone

"daddy? how did you and mommy get together?"

"you know? i think we have a book that explains it perfectly."
#75 - nyankat (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is so much better than getting a tattoo on your arm that says "Will you marry me?" in a language you don't even know.
This is so much better than getting a tattoo on your arm that says "Will you marry me?" in a language you don't even know.
#44 - ishitgoldbricks (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#67 - shards ONLINE (08/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How is she even holding that glass?

I'll lose my night's sleep thinking of that
#15 - valorcore (08/21/2013) [-]
god damn onion cutting ninjas
god damn onion cutting ninjas
#102 - anonymous (08/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This shit be retarded, not funny or clever. So a guy paid someone to draw a picture book and he came up with some stupid text to go with it.
#108 to #102 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
This comment is retarded, not funny or clever. So a guy paid someone to make a funny comment and he came up with a fucking stupid one.
User avatar #45 - foelkera ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
and then she said no so he threw his shit at her
#124 - nortledrones (08/21/2013) [-]
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TO THE FURRY BOARD FOR WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWORDS!!!
#52 - nabagala ONLINE (08/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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