Grandparents.. I know my grandpa was like this.. thewnba: Eur grandparents were & Maii like us. war funny
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#7 - Aejax (08/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - crazyhindu (08/21/2013) [-]
Almost like we're related.
#6 - skiskate (08/21/2013) [-]
Ok, so I was looking on Google images for the second half of this where they have two guys doing the exact same thing but this year. So Tried looking up cannon/mortar, tumblr, stuff like that. Then I looked up "canon penis joke", and a bunch of the images were my little pony porn.    
   
tl;dr 			*******		 cloppers
Ok, so I was looking on Google images for the second half of this where they have two guys doing the exact same thing but this year. So Tried looking up cannon/mortar, tumblr, stuff like that. Then I looked up "canon penis joke", and a bunch of the images were my little pony porn.

tl;dr ******* cloppers
User avatar #15 to #6 - fatspartan (08/21/2013) [-]
Really? cause I googled the same thing and I just got a bunch of images of people doing the cannon penis on cannon landmarks. (there was, however, alot of sfw One Piece images)
#28 to #15 - anon (08/21/2013) [-]
He misspelled cannon to canon. Regardless, I only see one. His results probably match some sort of preference for his location and the like.
User avatar #31 to #6 - useroftheLOLZ (08/21/2013) [-]
You do realize that a "canon" is another name for a equine dick, and a "Cannon" shoots **** , so if you entered canon instead of cannon, your search results are going to be vastly different. And fyi, I googled the same thing, found about 2 clop pictures with safe search off.

tl;dr ******* morons
User avatar #53 to #31 - drakevil (08/21/2013) [-]
So, you know how a horses dick is called...

And he is a moron?
User avatar #70 to #53 - useroftheLOLZ (08/22/2013) [-]
/mlp/ thread, there was a story thingy thread, how everyone who posted on /mlp/ became a pony, and was transported to the mlp universe, I decided that the settlement needed a name, and started calling it four canon, when I meant four cannon, eventually, someone called me a horse ******* faggot for naming the settlement after four horse dicks. Surprisingly, the name took off, and I was deemed to have failed so hard, it became an epic fail. The name has stuck for over two months, and has survived 45 threads thus far.
#75 to #70 - drakevil (08/22/2013) [-]
That was actually a pretty cool story. Take my thumb.
#8 to #6 - nehger **User deleted account** (08/21/2013) [-]
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#9 to #8 - skiskate (08/21/2013) [-]
Thanks for that, my gif broke for some reason
Thanks for that, my gif broke for some reason
#17 - Formus ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
thier job is hard, so they need some fun, like this guy playn to bazooka for his friends
#24 to #17 - switchblayde (08/21/2013) [-]
The Bazookarina of Time?   
   
(Inb4 "its an RPG-7")
The Bazookarina of Time?

(Inb4 "its an RPG-7")
User avatar #29 to #24 - SeymoreButs ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
I don't know how well it would work as a Role playing game. Wasn't it an action adventure game?
#13 - fantomen (08/21/2013) [-]
Looks like the Germans were a bit better equipped than the Americans if you know what I'm saying.
#14 to #13 - fantomen (08/21/2013) [-]
These guys know what I mean, just look at these suggestive poses.
User avatar #3 - AnonsForSure (08/21/2013) [-]
War... War never changes.
User avatar #12 - Kyue (08/21/2013) [-]
The 1940's presents the Greatest Generation.
#1 - anon (08/21/2013) [-]
literally...
#65 - imaglass (08/22/2013) [-]
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#56 - anon (08/21/2013) [-]
"literally"
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
#66 to #56 - batwill **User deleted account** (08/22/2013) [-]
No, stop trying to be "that guy" that is exactly what that word means.
No, stop trying to be "that guy" that is exactly what that word means.
#46 - SubjectThree (08/21/2013) [-]
"His descendent must be a real....

*puts on sunglasses*

...son of a gun."
User avatar #20 - usodar (08/21/2013) [-]
actually they were not... there is really a low chance to see and survive a war. we are the childern of the left overs -cowards, disables and idiots-
#21 to #20 - Neodude (08/21/2013) [-]
Right, because people did'nt have kids at all before the war started. I've got no great grandfathers on either side of my family because they were killed during WWII.
#23 to #21 - switchblayde (08/21/2013) [-]
Give your grandfathers a proper all-American salute from me. I believe they are absolute ******* heroes of our time.
#25 to #23 - Neodude (08/21/2013) [-]
I'll do that, although with a hardy Canadian twist to it.
User avatar #32 to #25 - kovyy (08/21/2013) [-]
i hate how canada barely gets any credit for what they did in ww1 and 2
User avatar #42 to #32 - tehnukecomes (08/21/2013) [-]
cananda freed goodamn holland,i'm gratefull for that!
User avatar #36 to #32 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
**** , on D-Day Canada completed more objectives than anyone else, killed more enemies, lost less of their own than any other country and still pushed through Normandy with everyone else, liberated Caen almost single handedly (with some help from the British) and liberated a ******* of France. Why don't we get any credit?
#57 to #36 - switchblayde (08/22/2013) [-]
Because the forefront was led by the Americans and British. The two countries took the brunt of the attacks and lost the most casualties because they attacked the most populated places of Normandy.   
   
Canada, in a genius but somewhat unseen move, flanked the living New York pigeon 			****		 out of the Germans, 			*******		 the Nazis in the ass ever so gently with their bayonets and then looked out the windows of some of the windows apologizing to some of us Americans for taking their kills.   
   
All in all, 			*************		 TEAMWORK between countries got the job done. I believe that's what truly counts.
Because the forefront was led by the Americans and British. The two countries took the brunt of the attacks and lost the most casualties because they attacked the most populated places of Normandy.

Canada, in a genius but somewhat unseen move, flanked the living New York pigeon **** out of the Germans, ******* the Nazis in the ass ever so gently with their bayonets and then looked out the windows of some of the windows apologizing to some of us Americans for taking their kills.

All in all, ************* TEAMWORK between countries got the job done. I believe that's what truly counts.
User avatar #40 to #36 - hammarhead (08/21/2013) [-]
Because no one hates you
stop being so sorry
User avatar #48 to #23 - overlordantares (08/21/2013) [-]
Yet our governments **** on them. Our countries needs to recognize the sacrifices they made.
User avatar #61 to #21 - itskirbybitch (08/22/2013) [-]
All I can think of are the Carmine brothers from the Gears of War series
User avatar #44 to #20 - overlordantares (08/21/2013) [-]
Cause all the survivors of war are cowards, disabled, and idiots, right?
User avatar #45 to #20 - megatrollinator (08/21/2013) [-]
Hey, **** you! My Grandad is 72, 6'5, 238lbs of Muscle, and he served in the Royal Navy for Years! My Grandad's no leftover. He's awesome.
#47 to #20 - luiselvergas (08/21/2013) [-]
my great uncle flew plains as a mexican on the 201st squadron on the pacific and he survided phagget
User avatar #49 to #47 - greatgranpapy (08/21/2013) [-]
A cousin of my Great grandfather (he is a Japanese guy that moved to Canada) was a Kamikaze pilot. Emphasis on was.
User avatar #50 to #49 - luiselvergas (08/21/2013) [-]
well damn
#52 to #20 - lotengo ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
u dun goofed usodar
#63 to #20 - darkbringer (08/22/2013) [-]
>MFW you're implying ALL of survivors are cowards, idiots and the like. Your comment is bad and you should feel bad.
User avatar #68 to #20 - manwithmanynames (08/22/2013) [-]
Just b/c they survived doesn't make them cowards. That is a generalization w/o facts. Most soldiers who survived wars were just as courageous as those that fell. The true cowards that dodged the draft when they were called upon to serve.
User avatar #69 to #20 - tenthdivine (08/22/2013) [-]
My uncle was in Vietnam. He got separated from his unit for two weeks, made it back, and is still alive today.

I'd love to see you get stranded in the jungles of Vietnam and make it out alive, but not as much as I'd like to see you not make it out at all.
User avatar #33 to #20 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
If my grandfather saw that comment he'd track you down and implant a 9mm Parabellum into the back of your head.
User avatar #60 to #33 - switchblayde (08/22/2013) [-]
You forgot the word "forcibly" before implant.

"Violently" works, too.
#34 to #20 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (08/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #51 to #20 - thesovereigngrave (08/21/2013) [-]
My Aunt's grandfather dropped with the 101st on D-day and fought at Bastogne in the Battle of the Bulge. And he survived.
#74 to #20 - jakedertree (08/22/2013) [-]
****		...your....			****		!
**** ...your.... **** !
#83 to #74 - anon (08/22/2013) [-]

i dont give a **** about your "heroic" granparents

calm your tits
#35 to #20 - fausticorn ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
My grandfather was part of a tank crew in WW2.

He was at the Battle of Monte Cassino.

Go **** yourself.
User avatar #37 to #35 - lolfire (08/21/2013) [-]
How old is he now ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - fausticorn ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
No clue.
He died quite some time ago.
User avatar #39 to #38 - lolfire (08/21/2013) [-]
Ahh right, just reminded me of a comedian on QI that was going on about British Veterans.

German dude on QI - Henning Wehn
User avatar #27 to #20 - killinkyle (08/21/2013) [-]
I really hope you get banned for that **** .

Worthless Trash.
User avatar #41 to #20 - tehnukecomes (08/21/2013) [-]
my great grandfather was a dutch resistance fighter,he risked his life by hiding jews in his house,stealing gas,and selling illegal newspapers and counterfeit foodpamphlets.

don't you ******* dare calling him a coward.
User avatar #59 to #41 - switchblayde (08/22/2013) [-]
Thats a certified ****** badass...
#54 to #41 - ramnarainy (08/21/2013) [-]
That's pretty awesome. My great grandparents fed and sheltered some American troops in the Philippines while it was occupied by the Japanese.
#22 to #20 - switchblayde (08/21/2013) [-]
As a former United States Army soldier, allow me to say that those who died saved the **** stains you speak of that over time created YOU. So... before you start opening that pretty little mouth of yours, realize YOU ARE DIRECTLY related and influenced by those cowards, degenerates, idiots and weak ***** .

In all reality, a good 90% of them were lucky that they avoided death or lucky that they never had the chance to BE in a life-or-death situation.

Please... serve, you ******* cum bucket. THEN say something.
#43 to #22 - anon (08/21/2013) [-]
Implying wars are fought to protect people from ww2 to Iraq we've been fighting to line the pockets of the rich. Solders go and fight for nothing and die in vain.
#55 to #43 - switchblayde (08/21/2013) [-]
Regardless, soldiers are attacked on the homefront for doing their 			*******		 JOBS. They have families, friends, brothers who (in life and death situations) grow fond of each other like ACTUAL family whether or not blood-related. Tell me how only the strong die and the weak live... tell me about it. I'm tearing up as I write this, thinking about my OWN brothers in arms I lost while deployed. Were they strong and I was weak? Was the rest of my squad, the platoon I was in, the company that managed us, the battalion that organized us and the brigade that called the shots weak while the ones who died were the absolute gods of our units?   
   
It doesn't matter what its fought for... the fact is, we are human, even as soldiers. It hurts when someone talks about the collective military in any fashion that shows a miniscule amount of disrespect. You have to serve to know what the feel is behind it...
Regardless, soldiers are attacked on the homefront for doing their ******* JOBS. They have families, friends, brothers who (in life and death situations) grow fond of each other like ACTUAL family whether or not blood-related. Tell me how only the strong die and the weak live... tell me about it. I'm tearing up as I write this, thinking about my OWN brothers in arms I lost while deployed. Were they strong and I was weak? Was the rest of my squad, the platoon I was in, the company that managed us, the battalion that organized us and the brigade that called the shots weak while the ones who died were the absolute gods of our units?

It doesn't matter what its fought for... the fact is, we are human, even as soldiers. It hurts when someone talks about the collective military in any fashion that shows a miniscule amount of disrespect. You have to serve to know what the feel is behind it...
User avatar #62 to #55 - snpeskar (08/22/2013) [-]
it's ok man, don't let this inconsiderate bitch bring you down.
#64 to #62 - switchblayde (08/22/2013) [-]
Thank you my friend...
Thank you my friend...
User avatar #67 to #64 - snpeskar (08/22/2013) [-]
No problem and thank you for your service! This guy has no idea what he is talking about..
#73 to #67 - switchblayde (08/22/2013) [-]
I appreciate it, thank you for the support. Have you served, sir?
I appreciate it, thank you for the support. Have you served, sir?
User avatar #76 to #73 - snpeskar (08/22/2013) [-]
No sir, but i come from a military family and i have many friends who are on active duty as we speak. Honestly,i am considering serving as it would be a honour to do so.
User avatar #77 to #76 - switchblayde (08/22/2013) [-]
Personally I suggest Navy or Air Force. Best training from what I have heard. Please don't go army...
User avatar #78 to #77 - snpeskar (08/22/2013) [-]
My dad was in the navy and my cousin is presently in the navy. What about the marine corp? My group of friends want all 5 of us to join the marine corp and all be Lav crewmen or infantry assaultmans.
User avatar #79 to #78 - switchblayde (08/22/2013) [-]
I respect the Marines, I just hate their cocky attitudes...
User avatar #80 to #79 - snpeskar (08/22/2013) [-]
That's what i heard, alot of them have a arrogant attitude.. idk but the only way ill go in is if my friends go in. Why'd you say please don't go army?
User avatar #81 to #80 - switchblayde (08/22/2013) [-]
I was army, far too much corruption. You promote if you kiss ass or are a favorite of the NCOs. It never fails.... Its quite possibly the least respected branch for that reason.
User avatar #82 to #81 - snpeskar (08/22/2013) [-]
Damn, thats some ******** . I know alot of army guys as well who went in straight out of highschool.. hmm i gotta talk this over with my friends. haha
#19 - anon (08/21/2013) [-]
of that thing was fired while doing that... i doubt hes your grandpa
#18 - sshare (08/21/2013) [-]
completely unrelated but does anyone have that comic of that kid that has cancer but in his mind fights it off with his teddy bear?
User avatar #10 - dirtybadger (08/21/2013) [-]
is that a panzerschreck? if so then were your grandparents nazi's?
#11 to #10 - anon (08/21/2013) [-]
Yes that is a Panzerschreck, but those are American uniforms. So either they took it from teh Nazis or teh Nazis are wearing American uniforms.
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