Cool tattoo. . Thur’: hammer tattoo with the dark ink.... IT'S MJOLNIR GOD DAMNIT. Mjolnir...
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User avatar #9 - ktbmnf (08/21/2013) [-]
#162 to #9 - ponchosdm (08/21/2013) [-]
you are telling me it is not Meow meow?
#175 to #9 - bakkenbears (08/21/2013) [-]
i were just about to write that, thank you
i were just about to write that, thank you
User avatar #182 to #9 - lordmoldywart (08/21/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up, no one gives a ****
User avatar #217 to #182 - lordmoldywart (08/22/2013) [-]
Yeah and think about the other thousands that scrolled past it not giving a ****
User avatar #213 to #182 - ktbmnf (08/22/2013) [-]
yeah, 161 noones care.
User avatar #185 to #9 - severepwner (08/21/2013) [-]
It is but nobody wants to learn how to spell it. Thor's hammer is much easier.
User avatar #189 to #9 - sirmatthew (08/21/2013) [-]
to be fair, the name of thor's hammer is Mjolnir. so both are kind of right. unless that kind of hammer is called a mjolnir. i dunno, I haven't studied this subject very deeply
#91 to #9 - chromefile (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm going to continue to call it Thor's hammer
User avatar #73 to #9 - vikingfaen (08/21/2013) [-]
Get at my æøå
User avatar #93 to #9 - storkillen (08/21/2013) [-]
Akchually. Mjölner
User avatar #109 to #93 - SognaVetr (08/21/2013) [-]
actually Mjølnir
User avatar #201 to #109 - christmouth (08/22/2013) [-]
Both are correct. It all depends on where in Skandinavia/Nordic countries you're in. Here in the Faroe Islands it's called Mjølnir and I think that Mjölner is Swedish, but I'm not sure.
User avatar #11 to #9 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Mjolnir is still Thor's hammer, the guys not wrong.
User avatar #12 to #11 - ktbmnf (08/21/2013) [-]
it's not that he is wrong, its that he got a tattoo of something he doesn't know the name of.
User avatar #13 to #12 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Or he deliberately left out the name so that people that didn't know the name wouldn't be all "umm, that's thors hamer", or he truly didn't know the name. Either way's possible.
#14 to #13 - ktbmnf (08/21/2013) [-]
you raise an extremely valid possibility.

have a wallpaper.
#15 to #14 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Have one yourself
#16 to #15 - ktbmnf (08/21/2013) [-]
this one is a personal favorite.
#17 to #16 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Nobody does
#19 to #18 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Wallpaper Dump?
#187 to #29 - blackoutonetwotwo ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
#191 to #187 - krasnogvardiech (08/21/2013) [-]
Blood! For the Blood God!
Skulls! For the Skull Throne!
Once this galaxy burns, We! Will define! Righteousness!
#195 to #191 - blackoutonetwotwo ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
I feel the warp overtaking me! It is a good pain...
#196 to #195 - krasnogvardiech (08/21/2013) [-]
Give yourself unto the Dark Gods. The strong are exalted, the weak are cast down!

It is strength in its truest form. Power beyond imagining!
#30 to #29 - ktbmnf (08/21/2013) [-]
Chaos. it goes hand in hand with insanity.
#31 to #30 - krasnogvardiech (08/21/2013) [-]
Sanity is for the weak.
#32 to #31 - ktbmnf (08/21/2013) [-]
yet i always wonder why the weak always fight for it.
#33 to #32 - krasnogvardiech (08/21/2013) [-]
Is it so difficult?
Open yourself to the Warp! Let yourself be infused with the wills of the Dark Gods!
The strong remain, blessed by the mighty! The weak are cast aside!
Natural selection at its utmost.
#34 to #33 - ktbmnf (08/21/2013) [-]
i know absolutely nothing about anything warhammer related. but holy **** is that something. Natural selection at its utmost.
#39 to #34 - krasnogvardiech (08/21/2013) [-]
I'll educate you, then.

We of the Eye of Terror, the place where realspace and the Warp are one, are the Chaos Space Marines. We cast down the false corpse-Emperor, and we now walk as gods.
When a mere Astartes - a loyalist Space Marine to your feeble mind - was merely beyond the reach of what most mortal men could attain, we have grown ever more powerful with the blessings of the Dark Gods.
We are Chaos! We are those who seek what would have been beyond the grasp of the pathetic, craven wretches that endlessly cringe and squirm at the feet of their false "God Emperor"!

We are the will of the Dark Gods made manifest. In but a single assault, we can reduce the finest of Imperial worlds to ruin - and raise mighty monuments to the Dark Gods atop the ashes of those who would stand against us.
#197 to #39 - blackoutonetwotwo ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Commissar's face when...
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#21 to #20 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-] If you haven't seen this, you should
#23 to #21 - ktbmnf (08/21/2013) [-]
forgot the wallpaper... i have now. thats awesome
#24 to #23 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it is
#25 to #24 - ktbmnf (08/21/2013) [-]
not exactly a wallpaper, but still cool
#26 to #25 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
That'll do, ktbmnf, that'll do
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#121 to #9 - ryuryu (08/21/2013) [-]
Meeya Nya?
#48 to #9 - garryn (08/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #35 to #9 - bulwark (08/21/2013) [-]
Actually, It's Mjølner/Mjölner or some other variety of that word, depending on where you are in Scandinavia.
User avatar #36 to #35 - ktbmnf (08/21/2013) [-]
yeah, im too lazy to whip up character map or google for the correct character. i meant it for the sake of at least knowing that it has a name
User avatar #37 to #36 - bulwark (08/21/2013) [-]
Well you might aswell call it by its real name and not a ****** english version of it
#70 to #37 - jamiemsm ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
actually it depends. if its the real mjølner from the real thor/tor (and by real i mean the one from the religion and not the comics) its mjølner. but if he wanted the weapon of thor the marvel charecter tattoed on him its Mjolnir since he is created in us and only created out of him
User avatar #96 to #70 - bulwark (08/21/2013) [-]
That's a good point. Honestly, I find it funny how it's automatically okay for Marvel to just make hollywood adaptions of the norse gods... we would see a ton of pissed off Muslims if they decided to turn Allah into a super hero...
User avatar #119 to #96 - killerliquid ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
That's cause the Nords are some cool ************* pun maybe intended.
User avatar #202 to #119 - bulwark (08/22/2013) [-]
Im sorry, but this isn't Skyrim... its called The Norse xD
User avatar #148 to #119 - asimplepotato (08/21/2013) [-]
Really? I am pissed off, because this makes the awesome religion of my ancestors like some stupid, sci-fi hero movie where Tor is in the middle of everything. I mean people fought and died believing in these gods, they grew up with these gods, they formed their everyday around this. For all we know, that religion has just as high possibility to be the "true" religion like Christian, jewish, hindu or any other religion.

I am a Norwegian, and i got my traditions and my land due to the roots of my ancestors who believed in the True Norse gods, and not some superhero comicbook serie.
User avatar #164 to #148 - darrensankari (08/21/2013) [-]
So you actually believe that when you die you will spawn in valhalla and then drink and feast and fight for the rest of eternity?

Eh, whatever floats your boat.
User avatar #215 to #164 - asimplepotato (08/22/2013) [-]
Just as believeable then going up to heaven and live forever with angels which are humans with wings.
User avatar #216 to #215 - darrensankari (08/22/2013) [-]
Well, sure. However, if you concede that the Norse religion is as unbelievable as the Christian one, then why choose to believe in any of them? You mentioned "traditions" in your previous comment, and that does seem to be the reason for a significant amount of believers as to why they believe what they do. Is that why you chose to believe?
User avatar #218 to #216 - asimplepotato (08/22/2013) [-]
Well i don't really believe in any of them, but i hate the way Marvel is showing the Norse religion and making Thor "just another marvel superhero" instead of what he truly was, a god of which people truly believed in and died for. If you made jesus a superhero or Muhammed, you know someone will be pissed off.
User avatar #219 to #218 - darrensankari (08/23/2013) [-]
Fair enough, but that's mostly because millions of people still believe in those deities. I get that you're, in some ways, offended by the depiction of Thor, but I don't share that view. In my opinion they can do whatever they want with him. (I'm also Norwegian)
User avatar #199 to #164 - ugottanked (08/22/2013) [-]
sounds like a badass afterlife, just saiyan
User avatar #38 to #37 - ktbmnf (08/21/2013) [-]
but i'm australian... :c
User avatar #40 to #38 - bulwark (08/21/2013) [-]
Not the point... the point is that is has its original name, which has then been converted into an english version. If you truely respect the hammer of thor, you call it by its true name
User avatar #41 to #40 - ktbmnf (08/21/2013) [-]
i never really knew much about any norse mythology i don't even know if thats the right one i guess you could call me another fanboy of marvel for enjoying the movies and stuff but not actually putting in the effort to research it. i feel like a sack of ****
User avatar #42 to #41 - bulwark (08/21/2013) [-]
Oooh... I thought you actually had some interest in the mythology... nevermind then
User avatar #43 to #42 - ktbmnf (08/21/2013) [-]
no i do! don't get me wrong, its awesome stuff... i just haven't put in enough effort to want to learn more. its kind of an ignorance where i dont want to know, instead of simplying not knowing.
User avatar #44 to #43 - bulwark (08/21/2013) [-]
Ah... in that way. fair nuf :p
#94 to #40 - anon (08/21/2013) [-]
******* christ, you're arguing about something completely unimportant
if it's the english version or the scandinavian version doesn't ******* matter
it's the same as butter being called butter in english and ******* smör in swedish, so Mjolnir and Mjölner/Mjølner are equally correct
Now **** off to fairyland, sunshine
User avatar #97 to #94 - bulwark (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh how cute... an anon trying to be tough nice try kiddo
User avatar #69 to #35 - mutzaki (08/21/2013) [-]
The only real "proper" name is the Old Norse one, I'd say. As I understood it, back when I put a little research into it, Mjölnir is a more phonetic spelling of how the name was actually pronounced in Old Norse. Swedish, Norwegian, Danish and Icelandic are all modern languages.
And if it matters because of suspicion of bias, I'm Swedish.
User avatar #95 to #69 - bulwark (08/21/2013) [-]
I've studied a tiny bit of old icelandic. Also I am danish... sooo... I have a bit of knowlegde on the subject... anyways. It may be the phonetic pronounciation, but it is extremely close to the original. The main different between old norse and modern scandinavian languages, is R that was very common in old norse. Ofcourse they did also have other words than now.

But you know, going into specifics about that would be like saying "I don't think Jesus name was pronounced the way we do it". And there is no way to know if it is actually like that...
User avatar #128 to #35 - exotic (08/21/2013) [-]
You were close
User avatar #203 to #128 - bulwark (08/22/2013) [-]
Except there has never been an "i" in it... so yea... also, I don't think I am going to take a bronys word on what a mythological viking god weapon is named...
User avatar #1 - sergalord (08/21/2013) [-]
Get your eyes tattooed with glow in the dark ink. Then run out in front of cars in the dark.
User avatar #184 to #1 - fingernails (08/21/2013) [-]
But the cars would have their lights on, and would be shining right at you. So it wouldn't glow in the dark
User avatar #28 to #1 - Crusader (08/21/2013) [-]
Our eyes already do, just like an animal's, it's what causes red eye in photos
#110 to #28 - anon (08/21/2013) [-]
yeah no the red in our eyes is the blood in our pupils. and blood doesnt glow in the dark.
User avatar #112 to #110 - Crusader (08/21/2013) [-]
It reflects, meaning that if someone is in the ditch when you drive by, you will see their eyes reflecting the light as if they were a deer or a cat.
#64 to #1 - yunablade (08/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #111 to #1 - Jwako (08/21/2013) [-]
I bet sleeping would become much harder.
#115 to #1 - skyblueshinx (08/21/2013) [-]
Like this?
User avatar #5 to #1 - xtrmbragnrytz ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
I think you mean retro-reflective ink. such would shimmer and shine in the dark.
#51 - anon (08/21/2013) [-]
This would be more awesome if it was actually a well done tattoo.
#90 to #51 - chromefile (08/21/2013) [-]
I bet you have a bunch of well done tattoos
User avatar #7 - jinjo (08/21/2013) [-]
IF you got the tattoo and don't know the name of the hammer, oh **** .
User avatar #8 to #7 - sweener (08/21/2013) [-]
Even if they know the name, but still pronounce it "mun-jol-ner"....
#10 to #8 - stonepicks (08/21/2013) [-]
it pronounced mjølnir
User avatar #27 to #7 - Crusader (08/21/2013) [-]
Or, he simply said Thor's Hammer because that's more recognizable.
#4 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
In 271 years
User avatar #134 - moevleboevle (08/21/2013) [-]
sounds healthy
User avatar #65 - soule (08/21/2013) [-]
It's Mjolnir. The hammer's name is Mjolnir.
#174 - trollolololgabe (08/21/2013) [-]
and then Thor yelled in a thunderous tone, "Let there be CANCER!"
User avatar #124 - domitius (08/21/2013) [-]
No doubt that it will be relevant for a lifetime
#107 - SognaVetr (08/21/2013) [-]
Too bad Thor's hammer looks like this and you have a stupid comic hammer on your arm now.
User avatar #116 to #107 - penusflytrap (08/21/2013) [-]
It pains me to see that you've been thumbed down
User avatar #147 to #116 - SognaVetr (08/21/2013) [-]
Miracle, i have been thumbed up again!
User avatar #163 to #107 - niketheassassin (08/21/2013) [-]
a stupid glowing hammer
User avatar #180 to #107 - bearwall (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm almost positive they wanted the comic hammer...
You are bashing someone's tattoo for getting what they wanted, but it is the internet and everyone is a critic
User avatar #186 to #180 - SognaVetr (08/21/2013) [-]
I know they wanted the comic hammer, that's why i'm ranting in the first place. Why would you want that on your body? It has no deeper meaning or sense.
User avatar #188 to #186 - rapsuskiller (08/21/2013) [-]
Because it looks cool? I mean, not all tattoos have to got a deep backstory, sometimes people tatoo themselves things that look nice for them.
User avatar #190 to #186 - bearwall (08/21/2013) [-]
It could be anything from his childhood, his favorite comic book, the strength behind the hammer, or maybe he just likes the art of it. People don't get tattoos to please other people and they don't have to have a meaning (although it is nice if they do) they can just like how it looks.
User avatar #117 to #107 - nidhugg (08/21/2013) [-]
No. The hammer on your picture belong to Tor, the norse god. The hammer in the content belong to Thor, a marvel hero.
#140 to #107 - hydromatic (08/21/2013) [-]
**** Marvel's version
User avatar #60 - instakill (08/21/2013) [-]
this is cool but the ink used is being studied currently because it is said to cause cancer
User avatar #101 to #60 - xxhunterxx ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Everything ******* causes cancer.
User avatar #105 to #101 - instakill (08/21/2013) [-]
well yes, anything can cause that chemical imbalance that i have been talking about
User avatar #61 to #60 - bitchplzzz (08/21/2013) [-]
.... ****
User avatar #79 to #60 - Darianvincent ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Everything causes cancer nowadays. I've learned to stop caring about studies like that to be honest.
User avatar #80 to #79 - instakill (08/21/2013) [-]
well yeah, the smallest chemical imbalance could send the cells into a tailspin, however something that we know will cause it would be good to know to avoid
#62 to #60 - verycoolcat (08/21/2013) [-]
I heard about that, I heard they also think that over time the INK will seep into your blood stream and induce mental illness due to the chemicals that are being used in the ink.
User avatar #63 to #62 - instakill (08/21/2013) [-]
that might be a bit more unlikely, they have chemicals in the normal ink that could easily do the same thing
#54 - anon (08/21/2013) [-]
so you even regret this decision when the the lights are out
#2 - autonomous ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Dude that is one seriously good idea.
#127 - taralacrin (08/21/2013) [-]
You could've used that space to tattoo "will you marry me" in french... Now how are you ever going to propose? So many missed opportunities...
#139 to #114 - anon (08/21/2013) [-]
...So he makes more money than u
User avatar #98 - waacson (08/21/2013) [-]
This tattoo is actually pretty lame.
User avatar #59 - gurtol (08/21/2013) [-]
It's going yo look pretty crappy for the 99.8% of the time it's not under a UV light
User avatar #56 - midgetmayhem (08/21/2013) [-]
this is a great idea, to bad the hammer looks like a box on a stick.
#47 - ahoi (08/21/2013) [-]
So in a bright room, you would just have a tattoo of a hammer, with no special 'features' :b
#6 - anon (08/21/2013) [-]
That's UV ink not glow in the dark faggot
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