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#29 - dragemit ONLINE (08/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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#10 - dunderbiffen (08/21/2013) [-]
I can tell these racist jokes because I am racist.
I can tell these racist jokes because I am racist.
User avatar #158 to #10 - tacticalhog (08/21/2013) [-]
I approve of your .gif
#15 to #10 - schnizel (08/21/2013) [-]
Join the club.
Join the club.
#16 to #10 - commandershit (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm not even kidding.
User avatar #3 - thegamerslife (08/21/2013) [-]
I can tell these black jew rapist jokes because I don't give a **** what you think, cause it was funny to me!
User avatar #5 to #3 - redtooth (08/21/2013) [-]
I can tell these black jew rapist jokes because I am a black jew rapist
User avatar #11 to #5 - stonerjesus (08/21/2013) [-]
So do you rape black jews or are you a black person who rapes jews?
#47 to #11 - redtooth (08/21/2013) [-]
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#115 to #11 - lolibear ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
What if he is a black jew who rapes people.
User avatar #98 to #5 - imablackjew (08/21/2013) [-]
We agreed not to speak of it again!
#96 - frysfrys (08/21/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a Jewish person and a boy scout?


Boy scouts come back from camp. (please dont kill me..)
#140 to #96 - blackholedragon (08/21/2013) [-]
how many jews can you fit in a car?

2 in the front, two in the back, and about 6 million in the ash tray.

(pic unrelated)
#116 to #96 - jarofdirt (08/21/2013) [-]
Six million jews cannot be wrong, camping is fun!   
   
Oh wait, I guess they're dead wrong.
Six million jews cannot be wrong, camping is fun!

Oh wait, I guess they're dead wrong.
User avatar #117 to #96 - josieabby (08/21/2013) [-]
That's what they said.
#113 - entarasu (08/21/2013) [-]
i can tell rape joke because i am a rapper
#76 - greenexo (08/21/2013) [-]
I can tell these Wizard jokes because i'm a wizard.
#65 - drhard (08/21/2013) [-]
I can tell offensive jokes because quite frankly, theyre 			*******		 hilarious.
I can tell offensive jokes because quite frankly, theyre ******* hilarious.
User avatar #126 to #105 - yorker (08/21/2013) [-]
Would be inclined to agree if it wasn't mostly the other way around. Arabs are declaring holy war over the Ghaza Strip because Muslims are ******* subhuman **** .
User avatar #129 to #126 - konradkurze (08/21/2013) [-]
and you think jews are any better....they call the area their 'holy land' and ariel sharon has gone as far as to say "we the jewish people are the master race"
israel has caused the greatest casualties in the area. not discriminating between men women and children, and yet the media only points at the palestinians atrocities....

hence the pic.....its bad if arabs kill anything, but if jews do it,,...its okay apparently
User avatar #131 to #129 - yorker (08/21/2013) [-]
I dislike both in the situation, but they're on the offensive. Muslims are storming the Strip that technically is owned by Israel.
It would be different if the Arabs owned it, but they don't.
User avatar #134 to #131 - konradkurze (08/21/2013) [-]
well look at a map sometime, the whole region belongs to the palestinians before britain stole land and handed it to jewish people....then after the first war....israel stole more....then after the 2nd war israel occupied the tiny fragment left that was palestine

when youre getting your ass kicked and your life destroyed you have a right to be mad

when britain was occupying your america do you think anyone just sat there and said "lets not fight back"......no, when british tried to enforce their will on your usa you revolted and pushed them out
User avatar #137 to #134 - yorker (08/21/2013) [-]
That's not what I'm saying, but yes, currently it is owned by Israel. And if Britain did that, then shouldn't they be trying to talk things down and help work it out instead of leaving Israel on its own?

I honestly really dislike the Muslim faith, and since they're willing to attack anything in the name of a holy war, they're coming off ass the bad guys.
Who cares whos name the Israelis defend their land in? They're still on the offensive.
User avatar #174 to #137 - konradkurze (08/22/2013) [-]
well israel isnt on its own, it has its slave USA backing it up....giving millions every year, and providing them with more military gear than they need

the UK and the rest of the UN are just sitting back saying "we disapprove of the war in palestine" but refuse to do anything about it,

the area does 'belong' to either side, it used to be a region where muslims, jews and christians lived together, until after ww2 and the british stepped in, claimed 60% of the area specifically taking the best land for agriculture, and marking it out as 'jews only'
then again given their history, its no surprise the british used a " **** your way of life, obey ours" policy
User avatar #149 to #105 - teoferrazzi (08/21/2013) [-]
nice shop btw mate
must have taken you a while
User avatar #68 - weenieandthebutt (08/21/2013) [-]
People can make satirical jokes about murder, stealing, war, brutal assaults, famine and other issues of political unrest but the moment someone makes a rape joke, why does everyone flip their **** ? How is it any different to any other joke, it's called having a sense of humour.

I can understand how a rape victim must feel, how it'd trigger that defence mechanism trying to suppress the memories of that traumatic experience but if you don't want to be exposed to those sort of jokes, then just stay away from those sort of medias whether it be a TV programme or a banterous webpage. Simples. It's like being offended by swear words yet continuing to watch adult TV programmes.
#167 to #68 - Rascal (08/22/2013) [-]
Freedom of speech is a double edged sword, you want to make those jokes? Fine. But to expect to never get called out on it? Now that's truly idiotic.

You probably don't understand how someone feels when you excuse making a joke out of the brutal trauma they have faced.

You sir, are a capitol douche canoe, cut the crap and stop making excuses for ****** people.
User avatar #169 to #167 - weenieandthebutt (08/22/2013) [-]
Yes, I obviously wouldn't tell jokes in a formal setting or directly infront of a rape victim but if I state my jokes in a less formal setting such as a webpage or just a private banter amongst my friends, I'm not going to dilute any of my jokes just to suit people's needs/feelings. If you find swearing offensive, then don't watch adult programmes. If you find violence offensive, then don't play violent games or watch Scarface etc. If you find Jew jokes offensive, then don't watch family guy. If you find a lot of jokes offensive, especially rape, then stay away from those certain parts of the internet. You can't just cherry pick what you find funny and what you find offensive.
#75 to #68 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
i see where you're going, and i agree however it is easier said than done.. imagine all your friends talking about this great new show, and bla bla but you cant watch it without bursting into tears...
The primary reason rape jokes are bad, as opposed to murder, is the fact theres no murder victims to cry about it..., and for the most part, theft sucks but it isn't that traumatic, also almost everyone can relate. Generally speaking rape is directed at females, who are often more 'sheltered' than guys, and taught to express their emotions rather than hide them.. if a female burst into tears over something whoever made her cry gets 'in trouble' whereas if a guy burst into tears.. other guys laugh at him for being like a female. Assault/fighting is also seen as a right of passage amongst many men, and thus almost a bragging right..

tl;dr Rape sucks but your still the same person you were before the accident, and its best to lighten up and try to forget about it... (after reporting your crime and making sure the monster who did it gets what he deserves of course)
#79 to #75 - Rascal (08/21/2013) [-]
Why do you need to forget? Jesus Christ, you were ****** without your consent, get over it and quit being such a whiny little **** . Much worse things happen to much better people.
#82 to #79 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
by forget I dont mean literal amnesia.. i mean dont dwell on it, or spend hours wondering why me? and whatnot
User avatar #99 to #68 - durkadurka ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
Because today being the victim is how you get things (power, money, sympathy, influence, etc).

That's not saying that there aren't people who will experience serious distress at the mention of rape: Some people have been victims of some pretty ****** and horrible events. In this case the situation is different altogether.

But in general, there are a lot of people who love to get outraged about things. They think people should censor themselves and avoid particular subject areas.

I support the notion of everything being okay to make fun of. Bad things happen when we start limiting what people can say. If something is not okay to make fun of, then nothing is.

User avatar #118 to #99 - weenieandthebutt (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm anti-feminist just as much as the next person on this site but rape is a very very serious and traumatic issue. Please don't undermine it and treat it as some form of false, over-exaggerated 'victim complex' thing. The only problem I have with feminists on this subject is that they'll abuse and expand the meaning of that word under false pretenses just to diverge the blame away from themselves: namely false rape claims based on drunken 'regrettable' sex despite their being mutual consent between the two parties and that you're still accountable for your own actions under the influence of alcohol.

Back to the topic of controversial, unsavory jokes, everything and anything is okay to make fun out of and just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right.
User avatar #112 to #68 - lupine (08/21/2013) [-]
Rape victim here; less than a year ago, actually.

Rape jokes still funny to me.
#114 to #112 - weenieandthebutt (08/21/2013) [-]
It's a joke, not a dick so don't take it so hard
#171 to #112 - Rascal (08/22/2013) [-]
Well good for you, but that still doesn't mean it's right.
User avatar #80 to #68 - Onemanretardpack (08/21/2013) [-]
I was molested as a kid, and I don't see it as a big deal. I honestly believe the people who are scarred by that **** are weak. There are plenty of worse things to happen to you
User avatar #81 to #80 - fizzor (08/21/2013) [-]
Maybe others aren't weak, you're just extraordinarily tough :p
User avatar #83 to #81 - Onemanretardpack (08/21/2013) [-]
Same difference. It helps when your family owns the house he lives in and got to **** with his place whenever he's not there and raise his rent to whatever I feel like
User avatar #84 to #83 - fizzor (08/21/2013) [-]
Hah, getting back at the cunt like a boss. I like your style, dude.
#39 - captainwow (08/21/2013) [-]
I can post this dead African children joke because I am a dead African child.
#87 to #39 - markonj (08/21/2013) [-]
That's Haitian I think
User avatar #40 to #39 - kommandantvideo (08/21/2013) [-]
what is that
User avatar #41 to #40 - captainwow (08/21/2013) [-]
STOP FOLLOWING ME
User avatar #42 to #41 - kommandantvideo (08/21/2013) [-]
what i don't look at usernames dude i just comment
User avatar #43 to #42 - captainwow (08/21/2013) [-]
I was making a joke, I meant to add one of those spoiler things

That said, follow me unto the break of dawn

But it's a joke ruined now..
User avatar #44 to #43 - kommandantvideo (08/21/2013) [-]
oh. so anyways what is the picture of
User avatar #45 to #44 - captainwow (08/21/2013) [-]
Old ass picture off /b/ of a someone throwing a corpse into a mass grave that they added a skateboard to, to make it look like the kid's doing a trick.

Was in one of those 'laugh and go to hell' threads, or whatever they're really called.
User avatar #46 to #45 - kommandantvideo (08/21/2013) [-]
yeah thats pretty ****** up.
#60 - rekkan (08/21/2013) [-]
''I can say whatever the **** I want because Im mexican.''
#101 - elcreepo (08/21/2013) [-]
I can tell jokes because I'm the joker.
#94 - feelythefeel (08/21/2013) [-]
I can tell these awesome jokes because I'm Gary.
#106 to #94 - konradkurze (08/21/2013) [-]
Gary?
Gary Gary Gay

GGAAARRRYY
#38 - kapane (08/21/2013) [-]
Whats the worst thing about being a black jew?   
   
 You have to sit in the back of the oven.
Whats the worst thing about being a black jew?

You have to sit in the back of the oven.
User avatar #70 to #38 - alxon (08/21/2013) [-]
You have to go in back of the gas chamber.
#51 - PlagueDoctor (08/21/2013) [-]
I can tell these gay jokes because I'm a faggot.
User avatar #97 to #51 - mrslippyfist (08/21/2013) [-]
XDDDD HAHAHAHAHA FUKIN EPIC LEL
#67 - kaycie (08/21/2013) [-]
I can tell these ginger jokes because im a ginger.

but everyone else does it anyways tfw
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