We need this for reasons. Imagine how awesome this would be.. to bad videogame companys dont browse the web more often. its a gold mine We need this for reasons Imagine how awesome would be to bad videogame companys dont browse the web more often its a gold mine
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#3 - thelamalord
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(08/20/2013) [-]
to bad videogame companys dont browse the web more often.    
   
its a gold mine
to bad videogame companys dont browse the web more often.

its a gold mine
#30 to #3 - tulioandmiguel
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Welp im just done creating my first "game", it's just a pong clone, but maybe someday I can do something like this.
It doesn't sound hard to make, but I still need a couple years to be able to make something good...
#136 to #30 - thehardcorechimp
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Ok
#27 to #3 - crazyhindu
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(08/21/2013) [-]
They most likely do, They just save this **** until they run out of ideas to make easy money.
#59 to #3 - akkere
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Not really. A lot of the ideas that get the "WHY AREN'T WE FUNDING THIS" shtick are really half-baked and aren't really feasible under scrutiny. And most of them were probably thought up at one point by developers but realized as such.
#143 to #59 - thelamalord
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(08/21/2013) [-]
still all we need is a little company or 1 guy how likes unity alot 2 kick 1 of these things off
still all we need is a little company or 1 guy how likes unity alot 2 kick 1 of these things off
#2 - crazyitalian
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Imagine Amnesia MFP with Oculus rift support as well as this.....

*shudders*
#26 to #2 - authentic
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(08/21/2013) [-]
All of my nope.
#28 to #2 - gare
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(08/21/2013) [-]
HOLY ****. They delayed it so much just so that they could do this!
#32 to #2 - jedawg
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Well the official release date is now September 10th but they could squeeze that in there and just a delay it another year, no bigee
#35 to #2 - iliketires
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(08/21/2013) [-]
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#57 to #2 - anon
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(08/21/2013) [-]
"**** Yourself: The Game"
#133 to #57 - anon
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Violent Bowel Evacuation: Extreme Edition
#72 to #2 - SergeantPWN
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(08/21/2013) [-]
How is MFP? I played TDD, and it took me a while to finish it (******* scary).
#97 to #72 - crazyitalian
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(08/21/2013) [-]
MFP isn't out yet, but the official release date is Sept. 10! can't wait
#33 to #2 - TheTurnbull
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Have you played it? I got $20 in my steam left and I was thinking of picking it up. is it as mind bending-ly horrifying as I hope it will be.   
   
Like, will I not be able to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? I ******* love scary games/movies. I don't mean like mildly scary. I want my vision of reality warped   
   
Gif unrelated, needed to use it, I swear I'm only a little gay for Gosling
Have you played it? I got $20 in my steam left and I was thinking of picking it up. is it as mind bending-ly horrifying as I hope it will be.

Like, will I not be able to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? I ******* love scary games/movies. I don't mean like mildly scary. I want my vision of reality warped

Gif unrelated, needed to use it, I swear I'm only a little gay for Gosling
#70 to #33 - theprocrastibator
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(08/21/2013) [-]
A machine for pigs isn't out for 3 weeks but I have played The Dark Descent and holy ******* **** it's horrifying. There's maybe like 3 jumpscares in the whole game, the rest is psychological terror. Half of the time there is no immediate threat and you know that, but still you are ******** yourself and scouting out potential places to hide in the event of an attack. Get A Machine For Pigs cause it's newer

If you end up buying either, let this be the only vid of it you watch. The experience will be much better. AMNESIA: THE DARK DESCENT (Zero Punctuation)
#119 to #33 - gitanisme
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Amnesia AMFP isn't out yet, though the first one is the scariest game that i ever played. No cheap jumpscares or whatever, but an awesome atmosphere.

But you should play both.
#63 to #33 - funnyjunkforlife
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Its pretty scarey and its puzzling
#8 to #2 - babydingo
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(08/21/2013) [-]
my approximate reaction
my approximate reaction
#21 to #8 - crazyitalian
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(08/21/2013) [-]
well the monster will find you easy
#14 - slenderwolf
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(08/21/2013) [-]
"MarioCart and Monopoly combined" psh, the real test of friendship is when you play Uno with someone and that bitch hits you with a draw four.
#62 to #14 - thesinful
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Even worse, I played one of the special versions and that ****** played a card that made me call out my entire hand. I only had one card left at the time. Hell, one version had a "Draw 20" card, also known as the "Go **** yourself with a tree" card.
#73 to #14 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account**
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Or when someone makes you draw 2 cards, and you make the other person draw 2 cards and that person make another person draw 2 cards and that person make the guy who started it all 2 cards.....
#16 - lolfire
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(08/21/2013) [-]
....Well with that and this.....



It seems like we're only going to be satisfied with games when we are actually in them.
#17 to #16 - upyoursnumbnuts
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Holo deck.
#61 to #16 - triggathepirate
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Where's the crotch vice?
Where's the crotch vice?
#128 to #16 - anon
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I' wait untill actual virtual reality comes out so i dont have to move
#107 to #16 - cabbagesex
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Related.
#37 to #16 - breymac **User deleted account**
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#42 - badpeace
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I've seen some comments point out how you could just turn off the mic, or how easy it would be to just stfu.

Think about this:

The game is a co-op.

Up to four players navigate a randomly generated facility, having to explore and solve very different puzzles each game to escape. Many puzzles (not all) require some teamwork to be solved easily, (Can be solved solo, like if everyone else is dead, you might still be able to escape). The catch is this: Talking will give you away to any horrible monster that is chasing the four guys. It will not be blind or anything, but it will have no omnisense like the monsters usually do in other games, so it will just be searching wildly around the facility, until it see's or hears someone.

The thing is, and this is based on the players not cheating and using skype or TS or something, but if the players use the ingame mic system They have no way to communicate apart from giving themselves away to the monster if it is nearby

The players will not be notified when a fellow player dies, so imagine the desperation when the last player alive is hissing angrily into his mic, hoping his friends are alive, not knowing the monster is right on the other side of that thin wall.

Also - Locational mic hearing - a player talking in one end of the facility can only hear other players if they are yelling very loudly - but this of course also gives them away to the monster. Different degrees of mic volume gives different radius of player percievance of what you are trying to say.

The perfect horror game!
#6 - breymac **User deleted account**
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#126 to #6 - murpmurp
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(08/21/2013) [-]
you being for real here? tell me more.
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#152 to #150 - murpmurp
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(08/21/2013) [-]
send me a copy maybe? ;)
#153 to #152 - breymac **User deleted account**
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#154 to #153 - murpmurp
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(08/21/2013) [-]
i thought you loved me What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
#155 to #154 - breymac **User deleted account**
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#134 to #6 - lukchy
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(08/21/2013) [-]
is that your team?
#148 to #134 - breymac **User deleted account**
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#124 to #6 - burtgasm
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(08/21/2013) [-]
is this all the information we're gonna get about it?
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#79 to #6 - hallowedfrogg
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(08/21/2013) [-]
CREATURE GIFS
CREATURE GIFS
#80 to #79 - hallowedfrogg
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(08/21/2013) [-]
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#137 to #80 - spaceturtlecadet
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Ze is best creature.
#81 to #80 - hallowedfrogg
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#82 to #81 - hallowedfrogg
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#83 to #82 - hallowedfrogg
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#84 to #83 - hallowedfrogg
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#85 to #84 - hallowedfrogg
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#86 to #85 - hallowedfrogg
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Last one. Anyone have more?
Last one. Anyone have more?
#93 to #86 - GOTTACATCHEMALL
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(08/21/2013) [-]
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#142 to #93 - ethiopia
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#29 to #6 - jvictor
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I miss the old Creatures
#9 - stargatesturge
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Most intense part of the game. You know it's near. You can hear it, but you're praying that it can't hear you. Slowly, ever so slowly, you reach for your weapon and-
"HONEEEYYYY!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR SUPPER?!?!?!"
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#99 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(08/21/2013) [-]
"Like a challenge."

HARKEN, BEAST, COME HITHER, WEAPONLESS OR NO, I SHALL FIGHT THEE. You will die not by the sword or the gun, but by time itself. We shall dance in the dark for hours until this virtual world collapses. Until the screen of blue comes and wipes us both away and takes us into it's embrace, WE SHALL FIGHT.
#146 to #99 - blackoutonetwotwo
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(08/21/2013) [-]
#34 - Crusader
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(08/21/2013) [-]
And then you mute the mic
#40 to #34 - FUUUU
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Where is the fun in that though?
#41 to #34 - revanmal
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I'd have the game detect if there's a microphone recording. If there wasn't, the game would freeze and a box would pop up saying "Don't be a pussy. Turn on your microphone!"

That, and make it so certain puzzle elements or doors can only be activated by voice, forcing the player to turn their mic on.
#43 to #41 - Crusader
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(08/21/2013) [-]
What about those without functional mics?
#44 to #43 - revanmal
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Then they're not buying this game. You don't buy a Kinect game without owning a Kinect, you don't buy Skyward Sword without a nunchuck, you don't buy this game without a microphone.
#45 to #44 - Crusader
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(08/21/2013) [-]
What if the mic breaks?
Not to mention, having a game reliant on a mic is pretty stupid.
#49 to #45 - Zeigh
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Any PC gamer worth their salt will have a mic, but mics breaking is just tough ****, it happens, you just go to the store and by a new cheap one for $10-20 bucks when you can.
#50 to #49 - Crusader
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(08/21/2013) [-]
See, now that someone has explained that it's a PC exclusive, it makes sense.
With the content saying next gen, it implies console, not PC.
#54 to #50 - revanmal
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(08/21/2013) [-]
No one's said anything about this hypothetical horror game being PC exclusive. What console doesn't have a microphone packaged with it anymore? The Wii-U has a built-in mic, the Xbox One has the Kinect and probably headsets, and the Playstation 4 will probably come with a headset too.
#47 to #45 - revanmal
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(08/21/2013) [-]
That's an illogical argument. What if the mic breaks? What if their controller breaks? What if their system dies? What if their house falls into a sinkhole?

FFS, man, you can't plan for everything. If the whole draw of the game is the voice recognition, and someone's too chicken **** or too lazy to play it properly, that's their problem. You don't make games based around a non-traditional system like motion control or cameras and then spend millions of dollars and months of time developing an entirely new gameplay system for the game to run on because people outside your target market doesn't have a 5 dollar headset.
#78 to #47 - articulate
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(08/21/2013) [-]
"What if their house falls into a sinkhole?"
"What if their house falls into a sinkhole?"
#48 to #47 - Crusader
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Well no, because the draw of the game would be the story, hopefully.

inb4 kinect games
I have yet to see a kinect game that was based around the story and not the interactions.
#52 to #48 - revanmal
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(08/21/2013) [-]
The story is not the be-all and end-all of a game. Even a horror game. House of the Dead had a story so sub-par it hurt, but the gunplay and intense action made it fun to play. Super Mario Bros. was no Iliad, but people still played it and loved it because it was a good game.

Yeah, Kinect games aren't known for story, but then, no one plays the Kinect games for the story! They play it for the full-body motion controls, voice recognition, camera and novelty! Which is not bad!

TL;DR If a horror game was functional and fun, with a unique selling point like voice control, it could be a hit, even if the story is basic.
#118 to #52 - yorker
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I honestly think I could create a good story/others would be able to make stories capable of sustaining a game like this.
#151 to #118 - revanmal
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(08/21/2013) [-]
No doubt you could. But my point is, the story is not always the most important element of a game.
#75 - ominouswind
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(08/21/2013) [-]
More like Mario Party and Uno combined.
#87 to #75 - EnergizierAnon
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(08/21/2013) [-]
uno does not bring hate among friends. The Settlers of Catan does though. Lots of hate.
#103 to #87 - demandred
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(08/21/2013) [-]
"Hey dude, wanna by my PRECIOUS ore?"
"sure, here's 2-3 resources!"
(repeat if possible)
"thank you! I now take all the ore back with monopoly!"

Settlers is evil in its purest form.
#105 to #103 - EnergizierAnon
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(08/21/2013) [-]
positively evil! and genius, i may have to do that next time i play that with my friends.
#106 to #105 - demandred
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Don't! When i did that, people raged so much we had to make a house rule against it ever happening again...
#108 to #106 - EnergizierAnon
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I'm sure it would only be a one time thing with my friends as well. monopoly is a mean card. i always tend to use it when somebody has a lot of wood. hue hue
#100 to #87 - anon
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(08/21/2013) [-]
"Anyone got wood? I need wood! I got a sheep! Anyone got wood for my sheep?"
i love tbbt
#102 to #100 - EnergizierAnon
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(08/21/2013) [-]
during play, many chuckles are had for that reason.
#104 to #102 - demandred
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I need to erect a house! Anyone got wood for my erection?
I too love tbbt
#88 to #87 - ominouswind
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(08/21/2013) [-]
It does bring hate when they draw a 4 on you.
#89 to #88 - EnergizierAnon
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(08/21/2013) [-]
not nearly as much as settlers does. i can actually see this game tearing friendships apart and stuff.