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#15 - skubasteve
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Pretty sure america is one of the few countries you can actually request how you want your meal cooked. Probably caught her off guard that she could make such a request.
#272 to #15 - ironsoul
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Take this.... you need it.
#267 to #15 - masdercheef
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I think you ****** up. Just a little bit.
#270 to #267 - skubasteve
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Best **** up ive had in a while. Not many FJ'rs can get over 500 Red thumbs
#264 to #15 - skubasteve
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Wow, is that all it took for a sea of red thumbs....

I thought it would be something much worse.
#256 to #15 - anon
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(08/20/2013) [-]
where exactly are you from?
#263 to #256 - skubasteve
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(08/21/2013) [-]
San Diego! Only place I have been out of the country I visited was Tokyo.
#223 to #15 - pappathethird
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#185 to #15 - xdeathspawnx
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(08/20/2013) [-]
maybe if you only eat at mcdonalds.
#145 to #15 - guywithafork
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#141 to #15 - anon
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(08/20/2013) [-]
..Can you leave? leave this site, leave your country and leave this planet.

In fact leave everything you existence is not necessary, more of a handicap if anything.
#110 to #15 - ranzoray
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Shut your mouth, you're making us look bad
Shut your mouth, you're making us look bad
#95 to #15 - yoloswagswagyolo
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#92 to #15 - Mortuus
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Pretty sure you're from America.
#86 to #15 - smokekusheveryday
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Im going to find you and rape the stupid out of you
#68 to #15 - rieskimo
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(08/20/2013) [-]
"a la mode"

"al dente"

Those are ways of altering your food that are clearly not American.
#62 to #15 - Bloodgartham
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#60 to #15 - hydromatic
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Your stupidity hurts.
#59 to #15 - anon
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Wow, what an amazingly ignorant comment showing of your astonishing poor knowledge about the world.

My guess is that you're from the US and that you've actually never visited another country. You should definitely travel more, but please don't come to Sweden, because we don't like ignorant people.
#265 to #59 - skubasteve
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(08/21/2013) [-]
I went to toykyo but yea I can't afford to travel out of the country much : /
#64 to #59 - thatoneiranianguy
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(08/20/2013) [-]
What does the fact he may or may not be from the U.S. have to do with anything?

Sure, we have a lot of dumb ***** here in the States, but from my experience with foreigners - especially from Europe are by far more retarded than a lot of people here in the States.

That being said, people are often most ignorant about other countries. The dumbass above is clearly one of them, and believe it or not - there are people OUTSIDE of the U.S. that are as stupid as he is. Even in your glorious Sweden.

You tell him to travel more because he's ignorant, but don't come to Sweden because Sweden doesn't like ignorant people? Are you **********?
#79 to #64 - anon
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Ok, I'll explain to you: skubasteve have obviously no knowledge about the world. The only place he seems to have any knowledge about is America, and Canadians never refer to themselfs as "americans", but people from the US tend to do so, and no one refers to South America as only "America". Therefore was my conslusion that he is from the US. Also, I happen to know (have loads of friends there) that a lot of US americans never travel to other countries since they have pretty much everything from beaches, to mountains for skiing, within their borders. So it makes a lot of sense for him to be an US american. Did i actually write anything offending about the US? Or are you just a really butthurt ****?

And: If you have had any sense of humor, you would have understood that the thing with not visiting Sweden, was a joke, since it IS ignorat to say that he can't come here cause he's ignorant..

(Gosh, i feel like i'm explaining to a really stupid child here.)
#282 to #79 - rieskimo
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(08/21/2013) [-]
No, it was just a ****** comment.
#61 to #59 - anon
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Also: you DO know that America IS NOT a country, right?
#93 to #61 - anon
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(08/20/2013) [-]
I love how people thumb this down, eventhough skubasteve is refering to america as "one of the few COUNTRIES". ******* idiots.
#220 to #93 - ilovehitler
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(08/20/2013) [-]
You're the ******* idiot.
Technically, America isn't even a thing, if you want to get down to it.
There are "The Americas"
North America
South America
Central America
United States of America, which is part of North America.

But, in reality, most people will be talking about the USA when referring to America.

Now get your dumb ******* ass out of here.
#40 to #15 - oneskintwoskin
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(08/20/2013) [-]
you're pretty sure? are you sure you're pretty sure? because you shouldn't be. you can ask for your meal to be cooked however you like it, you're the one paying, in almost any country.
#266 to #40 - skubasteve
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(08/21/2013) [-]
You can but when I went over seas to Japan(yes I know Asia =/= France) I found it to be extremely rude and frowned upon to do so. I can't afford to go to Europe as of now so I haven't been able to experience it.
#38 to #15 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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#104 to #38 - europe
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(08/20/2013) [-]
"You just went full hollow"
#105 to #104 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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(08/20/2013) [-]
****.

Thanks for that really, I'll be sure to use that in the future.
#30 to #15 - thedutchs
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(08/20/2013) [-]
She is from ******* France. If there is any country where they will ask how you want your meat, it's France.
#25 to #15 - aguywithlonghair
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(08/20/2013) [-]
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#18 to #15 - europe
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(08/20/2013) [-]
You're wrong
Very wrong
#274 to #18 - thesinful
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Haruhi!
#275 to #274 - europe
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#190 to #18 - cuntry
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(08/20/2013) [-]
That picture... I enjoy that picture.
#191 to #190 - europe
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Who doesn't?
#193 to #191 - cuntry
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(08/20/2013) [-]
What show is that from?
#194 to #193 - europe
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Be warned of the infamous endless eight in season two
Before you ask, the endless eight are practically the same episode over and over
#195 to #194 - cuntry
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Thank you kindly
#158 to #18 - ryuryu
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#39 to #18 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Europe, what the **** are you doing on the Internet? You're a landmass, now get off the Internet.
#43 to #39 - europe
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#70 to #43 - linktheherooftime
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#71 to #70 - europe
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#73 to #71 - linktheherooftime
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#154 to #153 - linktheherooftime
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#271 to #154 - ironsoul
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(08/21/2013) [-]
if somebody could caption that gif, I would be eternally grateful.
#283 to #271 - linktheherooftime
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#284 to #283 - ironsoul
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#285 to #284 - linktheherooftime
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(08/21/2013) [-]
Okay
#155 to #154 - bitchpleaseshutup
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#44 to #43 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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(08/20/2013) [-]
I sort of am!
#45 to #44 - europe
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Then where were you when I needed you the most?
Then where were you when I needed you the most?
#46 to #45 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Your thug friends Germania and the Huns killed me.
#205 to #46 - pleasereadthis
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(08/20/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so they’re not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#246 to #205 - signedforcookies
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Everyone downthumb this ****** to oblivion. His comments are all spamming this nonsense.
Everyone downthumb this ****** to oblivion. His comments are all spamming this nonsense.
#215 to #205 - derpishb
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#238 to #215 - doubledisme
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(08/20/2013) [-]
I used to be **** afraid of those those statues in that game the whole game as a kid
#16 to #15 - lot
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(08/20/2013) [-]
You're kidding right? It's common all over Europe. Plus, you guys only have the terms rare, medium rare and well done. We say 'bleu chaud' (which is allmost raw but warm) 'saignant' (which means bleeding in French), 'à point' (not pink anymore) and 'bien cuit' (which is cooking the **** out of it). The French basically invented cooking terms, so I'm pretty sure they also know how to handle their meat and etiquette about it in restaurants.
You're kidding right? It's common all over Europe. Plus, you guys only have the terms rare, medium rare and well done. We say 'bleu chaud' (which is allmost raw but warm) 'saignant' (which means bleeding in French), 'à point' (not pink anymore) and 'bien cuit' (which is cooking the **** out of it). The French basically invented cooking terms, so I'm pretty sure they also know how to handle their meat and etiquette about it in restaurants.
#187 to #16 - snaresinger
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Not quite true, we use other terms over here. The most common five are rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, and well-done. There are others, e.g. tartar and blue, but most people don't use them, and not all restaurants have chefs that know how to properly do them (but I'm sure that's true anywhere). Likewise, anywhere you go you'll find fancier restaurants that know a myriad of preparation methods. It's not like measurements, there's not some national status quo standard that says countries can't use other countries' terms.

We're still not as legit as the French though, and the original commenter is still a dumbass.
#82 to #16 - Voxker
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Well said.
#32 to #16 - KazumaKyu
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Rare
Medium Rare
Medium
Medium Well
Well Done

Progresses from 'Still mooing' to 'boot leather'.
#77 to #32 - anon
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(08/20/2013) [-]
You forgot "blue rare"
#66 to #32 - lot
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Oh okay, but don't they mostly give you the choice between rare, medium rare and well done?
#188 to #66 - snaresinger
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No, they almost invariably give you the basic five.
#80 to #66 - toosexyforyou
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They'll just ask "how would you like it cooked" and if you look confused or say that you don't know what your options are, then they'll tell you the choices.
#31 to #16 - whycanticaps
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(08/20/2013) [-]
heh

french meat handlers
#27 to #16 - vigilum ONLINE
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(08/20/2013) [-]
But can the French handle my meat?
#69 to #27 - lot
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(08/20/2013) [-]
I don't know, but we Belgians let almost everything in. Ask the Germans.
I don't know, but we Belgians let almost everything in. Ask the Germans.
#74 to #69 - blbrian
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(08/20/2013) [-]
There are other Belgians on funnyjunk?
#84 to #74 - lot
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(08/20/2013) [-]
We might even live in the same province.
#89 to #84 - blbrian
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Sure might, it Belgium isn't that big. Limburg here
#151 to #89 - nogphille
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(08/20/2013) [-]
limburg represent!
#111 to #89 - lot
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Booo. Gent
#112 to #111 - blbrian
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(08/20/2013) [-]
I like Gent, it's a nice city
I like Gent, it's a nice city
#133 to #112 - edgecutter ONLINE
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Screw you! Antwerpse pride!

(Province...not city...y'know....)
#164 to #133 - lot
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Waarom zitten wij eigenlijk in't Engels te lullen?
#189 to #164 - blbrian
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(08/20/2013) [-]
Omdat het zo onnatuurlijk lijkt om je in het nederlands uit te drukken op fj
#90 to #89 - blbrian
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(08/20/2013) [-]
It seems I accidentally my sentence there