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Peta.

12 hours age near‘ we maniac all
I was at mark last night. and there was a Lively little French Family at a tab! e.
When I took their order, the daughter, no mere than 10 was old, said In
dearly rehearsed English n will have the steak." I then asked her how she' d
like it cooked, which dearly took her off guard, She said something in
French I didn' t understand, sell asked her again. She tanked up at and
whispered ‘Bleeding. Make it bleed.‘ I' m stilt stratified.,
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#125 - vigorion (08/20/2013) [-]
Incredibly related.
#225 to #125 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
That is the most metal thing I've ever heard.jpg
#130 to #125 - flareypwn (08/20/2013) [-]
I laughed at this more than the content.

Good show.
User avatar #2 - ilovepelicans (08/20/2013) [-]
It's common knowledge that the French don't like their meat very cooked
User avatar #3 to #2 - redrex ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
you are making me question whether what you said is true or not...
User avatar #8 to #3 - ewowo (08/20/2013) [-]
It's true, French like their meat Bleu or Seignant
Blue is like pretty much raw meat, Seignant is rare.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ewowo (08/20/2013) [-]
Also Seignant literally means bleeding.
User avatar #17 to #9 - selvest (08/20/2013) [-]
I think you mean "Saignant" (the french word for "bleeding").
And yes, French love bleeding meat ( when you cut your meat it just piss blood all over your plate).
User avatar #20 to #17 - ewowo (08/20/2013) [-]
Prolly my french isn't that great. Close enough tho.
User avatar #21 to #20 - selvest (08/20/2013) [-]
Yes, don't worry you just misplaced one letter, not a big deal.
#7 to #3 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
i think it is, i work at a restaurant that get tourists and whenever i get french people they tell me they want it blue, which is rarer than rare
User avatar #6 to #2 - oliveirajo ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
**** YOU
User avatar #23 to #6 - ilovepelicans (08/20/2013) [-]
What?
#28 to #2 - qotsa (08/20/2013) [-]
jup. i lived with a french family a few years ago. they even made raw burgers. MFW
User avatar #34 to #28 - reinmar (08/20/2013) [-]
I don‘t know about raw burgers, but steak tartare is a delicacy
User avatar #35 to #34 - qotsa (08/20/2013) [-]
yes i know. but as an austrian, i'm simply not used to it. we had that too. but it just doesn't feel right, it's so cold und tastes strange.
User avatar #48 to #35 - reinmar (08/20/2013) [-]
You usually eat it on a freshly grilled peace of bread to so it's still warm. But I see your point and respect it. [Also what does being an Austrian have to do with this?]
#49 to #48 - feckarseturnips (08/20/2013) [-]
Was halfway through my reply above when they doorbell went. This apparent jonny-come-lately moment brought to you by the letters U, P and S. Those brown shirted bastards.
Was halfway through my reply above when they doorbell went. This apparent jonny-come-lately moment brought to you by the letters U, P and S. Those brown shirted bastards.
User avatar #57 to #48 - qotsa (08/20/2013) [-]
oh i just wanted to make clear that i've never eaten anything like that before.
#42 to #28 - feckarseturnips (08/20/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_tartare

I'm willing to bet its not like they dropped an uncooked whopper in front of you. Tartare is normally made with very good cuts of meat.
#67 to #2 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
It's because the word "seignante" literally translated means bleeding.
User avatar #136 to #67 - implosay (08/20/2013) [-]
Saignant*

Un steak saignant, une viande saignante. Depends if the subject is masculine or feminine. "Steak" is masculine, so it will be written "saignant" without an "e" at the end. "Viande" (meat) however is feminine, so it will be written "saignante".
#37 to #2 - stagger (08/20/2013) [-]
I was raised in France and I can confirm this. I starved for three months when my dinner decided to run once. I was shamed and wasn't allowed to surrender for weeks.
#199 to #37 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
Lel
#12 - crazycommando (08/20/2013) [-]
i's because in french when we are asked how we like our steak to say medium rare ( or blue i forget) we say "saignant" which means bleeding yup
i's because in french when we are asked how we like our steak to say medium rare ( or blue i forget) we say "saignant" which means bleeding yup
User avatar #197 to #12 - unoriginalaccount ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
That sounds really delicious.
User avatar #186 to #12 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (08/20/2013) [-]
in soviet russia, you bleed for steak
User avatar #63 to #12 - darkcomy (08/20/2013) [-]
In Romania we also call rare steak "în sânge" , which means "in blood"
#29 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
In french, rare is said "saignant", which literaly translates to "bleeding".
#100 - imaglass (08/20/2013) [-]
Never trust kids and their satanic way of life
Never trust kids and their satanic way of life
#76 - stijnverheye (08/20/2013) [-]
ah i remember my first encounter with the French language
>be 12 years
>get to order some food
>mom said sentence so i could do this flawless
>girl asks if i want my steak Bleu , saignant , that other one
>i have never heard of those words
>getting nervous
>je n'ai parlé pas de Francais
>everybody laughs
>i cry inside and just leave ashamed
>French still ***** me everyday in school
>I hate French
User avatar #96 to #76 - justanhyena (08/20/2013) [-]
...j'aime mon steak bien cuit...
#102 to #96 - stijnverheye (08/20/2013) [-]
je n'ai parlé pas de Francais . Mon Francais est plus ****** .
#106 to #102 - justanhyena (08/20/2013) [-]
I love my steak well cocked and my English isn't perfect
User avatar #109 to #106 - stijnverheye (08/20/2013) [-]
i just seem to have no interest in learning this Language . (! dont need it anyway , have English to communicate with the outsiders )
User avatar #114 to #109 - justanhyena (08/20/2013) [-]
it's ok man, I'm not judging you or anything and honestly I find French Grammar is more hardcore than a water temple in "Legend of Zelda" (if it gives you a clear idea) just to let you know.
User avatar #115 to #114 - stijnverheye (08/20/2013) [-]
well yeah , if it didnt cockblock me so much to get my diploma , That would be great . I need to stay two years longer at school because of French :'( (and i hate school)
User avatar #116 to #115 - justanhyena (08/20/2013) [-]
sorry
User avatar #118 to #116 - stijnverheye (08/20/2013) [-]
sorry ? , you previous comment stated that French is hard , i just said the reasons why i hate it so much .


no need for sorry
#1 - ninjahitman (08/20/2013) [-]
Adorable.
Adorable.
#212 - josieabby (08/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #242 to #212 - neoexdeath ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
A real man loves his woman every day of the month, even if she's utterly ruined an entire mountain hotel. And no, the insurance most assuredly does not cover this specific situation, its not an 'act of god' for god has absolutely nothing to do with this.
#4 - finacious (08/20/2013) [-]
I was eating at a local Mexican place recently, and heard a 5-7 year old white girl ask for some ketchup in perfect Spanish. I'm from the rural south US and her family was definitely local, which made it even funnier. The waiter was initially surprised that she asked in Spanish and then promptly brought her back some ketchup.    
   
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I was eating at a local Mexican place recently, and heard a 5-7 year old white girl ask for some ketchup in perfect Spanish. I'm from the rural south US and her family was definitely local, which made it even funnier. The waiter was initially surprised that she asked in Spanish and then promptly brought her back some ketchup.

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User avatar #140 to #4 - doctorfetus (08/20/2013) [-]
Yeeep yep yep.
User avatar #156 to #4 - biggydy (08/20/2013) [-]
I don't understand what's funny about this comment, anyone care to explain?
User avatar #5 to #4 - spasticpuppet (08/20/2013) [-]
I think the gif is actually pretty ******* related.
User avatar #10 to #5 - evilredmuffin (08/20/2013) [-]
i was just about to say that
#22 - pappathethird (08/20/2013) [-]
Such a cutie
Such a cutie
User avatar #247 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
I'm surprised she just didn't raise the white flag after your question caught her off guard
#253 to #247 - shadowbreech (08/20/2013) [-]
Not a bad pun, but I'm just tired I guess
User avatar #254 to #253 - sweetnothings (08/20/2013) [-]
to each their own. appreciate the aqua teen meme
User avatar #255 to #254 - shadowbreech (08/20/2013) [-]
Like I said, not a bad pun. I've certainly heard worse, and I found that guy recently and it's been very useful, so enjoy
#128 - jewnicorn (08/20/2013) [-]
In French, 'saignant' is how you ask for steak rare. It literally means bleeding


User avatar #75 - cactusphalus (08/20/2013) [-]
I like my meat still mooing
User avatar #24 - destineddeity (08/20/2013) [-]
When the cow is butchered, they're hung on hooks to bleed out, and then the meat is washed with water and preservatives so it doesn't start rotting.

The red that you see is water mixed with a natural chemical in the meat that makes it red.

That's why white meat like chicken or (most) fish doesn't "bleed" when you take it out of the package.
#36 - willindor (08/20/2013) [-]
Not sure if Khorne worship.
#138 - bummerdrummer (08/20/2013) [-]
"you want that bloody as hell or burnt to a crisp?"
User avatar #78 - knarta (08/20/2013) [-]
we say "saignant" in french which literally means bleeding.
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(JK, we actually ask in restaurants to make the swines bleed as much as possible)
#236 - BubsyB (08/20/2013) [-]
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