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12 hours age near‘ we maniac all
I was at mark last night. and there was a Lively little French Family at a tab! e.
When I took their order, the daughter, no mere than 10 was old, said In
dearly rehearsed English n will have the steak." I then asked her how she' d
like it cooked, which dearly took her off guard, She said something in
French I didn' t understand, sell asked her again. She tanked up at and
whispered ‘Bleeding. Make it bleed.‘ I' m stilt stratified.,
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #15 - skubasteve
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Pretty sure america is one of the few countries you can actually request how you want your meal cooked. Probably caught her off guard that she could make such a request.
#272 to #15 - ironsoul
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Take this.... you need it.
User avatar #68 to #15 - rieskimo
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"a la mode"

"al dente"

Those are ways of altering your food that are clearly not American.
#95 to #15 - yoloswagswagyolo
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#16 to #15 - lot
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You're kidding right? It's common all over Europe. Plus, you guys only have the terms rare, medium rare and well done. We say 'bleu chaud' (which is allmost raw but warm) 'saignant' (which means bleeding in French), 'à point' (not pink anymore) and 'bien cuit' (which is cooking the **** out of it). The French basically invented cooking terms, so I'm pretty sure they also know how to handle their meat and etiquette about it in restaurants.
You're kidding right? It's common all over Europe. Plus, you guys only have the terms rare, medium rare and well done. We say 'bleu chaud' (which is allmost raw but warm) 'saignant' (which means bleeding in French), 'à point' (not pink anymore) and 'bien cuit' (which is cooking the **** out of it). The French basically invented cooking terms, so I'm pretty sure they also know how to handle their meat and etiquette about it in restaurants.
#27 to #16 - vigilum
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But can the French handle my meat?
#69 to #27 - lot
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I don't know, but we Belgians let almost everything in. Ask the Germans.
I don't know, but we Belgians let almost everything in. Ask the Germans.
#74 to #69 - blbrian
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There are other Belgians on funnyjunk?
User avatar #84 to #74 - lot
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We might even live in the same province.
User avatar #89 to #84 - blbrian
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Sure might, it Belgium isn't that big. Limburg here
User avatar #151 to #89 - nogphille
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limburg represent!
User avatar #111 to #89 - lot
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Booo. Gent
#112 to #111 - blbrian
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I like Gent, it's a nice city
I like Gent, it's a nice city
User avatar #133 to #112 - edgecutter
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Screw you! Antwerpse pride!

(Province...not city...y'know....)
User avatar #164 to #133 - lot
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Waarom zitten wij eigenlijk in't Engels te lullen?
User avatar #189 to #164 - blbrian
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Omdat het zo onnatuurlijk lijkt om je in het nederlands uit te drukken op fj
User avatar #90 to #89 - blbrian
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It seems I accidentally my sentence there
User avatar #32 to #16 - KazumaKyu
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Rare
Medium Rare
Medium
Medium Well
Well Done

Progresses from 'Still mooing' to 'boot leather'.
#77 to #32 - anon id: ab3d5a92
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You forgot "blue rare"
User avatar #66 to #32 - lot
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Oh okay, but don't they mostly give you the choice between rare, medium rare and well done?
User avatar #188 to #66 - snaresinger
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No, they almost invariably give you the basic five.
User avatar #80 to #66 - toosexyforyou
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They'll just ask "how would you like it cooked" and if you look confused or say that you don't know what your options are, then they'll tell you the choices.
User avatar #31 to #16 - whycanticaps
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heh

french meat handlers
User avatar #187 to #16 - snaresinger
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Not quite true, we use other terms over here. The most common five are rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, and well-done. There are others, e.g. tartar and blue, but most people don't use them, and not all restaurants have chefs that know how to properly do them (but I'm sure that's true anywhere). Likewise, anywhere you go you'll find fancier restaurants that know a myriad of preparation methods. It's not like measurements, there's not some national status quo standard that says countries can't use other countries' terms.

We're still not as legit as the French though, and the original commenter is still a dumbass.
User avatar #82 to #16 - Voxker
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Well said.
#59 to #15 - anon id: d6a434cf
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Wow, what an amazingly ignorant comment showing of your astonishing poor knowledge about the world.

My guess is that you're from the US and that you've actually never visited another country. You should definitely travel more, but please don't come to Sweden, because we don't like ignorant people.
User avatar #64 to #59 - thatoneiranianguy
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What does the fact he may or may not be from the U.S. have to do with anything?

Sure, we have a lot of dumb ***** here in the States, but from my experience with foreigners - especially from Europe are by far more retarded than a lot of people here in the States.

That being said, people are often most ignorant about other countries. The dumbass above is clearly one of them, and believe it or not - there are people OUTSIDE of the U.S. that are as stupid as he is. Even in your glorious Sweden.

You tell him to travel more because he's ignorant, but don't come to Sweden because Sweden doesn't like ignorant people? Are you **********?
#79 to #64 - anon id: d6a434cf
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Ok, I'll explain to you: skubasteve have obviously no knowledge about the world. The only place he seems to have any knowledge about is America, and Canadians never refer to themselfs as "americans", but people from the US tend to do so, and no one refers to South America as only "America". Therefore was my conslusion that he is from the US. Also, I happen to know (have loads of friends there) that a lot of US americans never travel to other countries since they have pretty much everything from beaches, to mountains for skiing, within their borders. So it makes a lot of sense for him to be an US american. Did i actually write anything offending about the US? Or are you just a really butthurt ****?

And: If you have had any sense of humor, you would have understood that the thing with not visiting Sweden, was a joke, since it IS ignorat to say that he can't come here cause he's ignorant..

(Gosh, i feel like i'm explaining to a really stupid child here.)
User avatar #282 to #79 - rieskimo
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No, it was just a ****** comment.
User avatar #265 to #59 - skubasteve
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I went to toykyo but yea I can't afford to travel out of the country much : /
#61 to #59 - anon id: d6a434cf
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Also: you DO know that America IS NOT a country, right?
#93 to #61 - anon id: d6a434cf
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I love how people thumb this down, eventhough skubasteve is refering to america as "one of the few COUNTRIES". ******* idiots.
User avatar #220 to #93 - ilovehitler
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You're the ******* idiot.
Technically, America isn't even a thing, if you want to get down to it.
There are "The Americas"
North America
South America
Central America
United States of America, which is part of North America.

But, in reality, most people will be talking about the USA when referring to America.

Now get your dumb ******* ass out of here.
#141 to #15 - anon id: ff19636c
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..Can you leave? leave this site, leave your country and leave this planet.

In fact leave everything you existence is not necessary, more of a handicap if anything.
#60 to #15 - hydromatic
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Your stupidity hurts.
#62 to #15 - Bloodgartham
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User avatar #86 to #15 - smokekusheveryday
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Im going to find you and rape the stupid out of you
#110 to #15 - ranzoray
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Shut your mouth, you're making us look bad
Shut your mouth, you're making us look bad
#145 to #15 - guywithafork
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#38 to #15 - satrenkotheone
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User avatar #104 to #38 - europe
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"You just went full hollow"
#105 to #104 - satrenkotheone
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****.

Thanks for that really, I'll be sure to use that in the future.
User avatar #30 to #15 - thedutchs
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She is from ******* France. If there is any country where they will ask how you want your meat, it's France.
#256 to #15 - anon id: bb4973c8
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where exactly are you from?
User avatar #263 to #256 - skubasteve
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San Diego! Only place I have been out of the country I visited was Tokyo.
User avatar #185 to #15 - xdeathspawnx
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maybe if you only eat at mcdonalds.
#40 to #15 - oneskintwoskin
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you're pretty sure? are you sure you're pretty sure? because you shouldn't be. you can ask for your meal to be cooked however you like it, you're the one paying, in almost any country.
User avatar #266 to #40 - skubasteve
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You can but when I went over seas to Japan(yes I know Asia =/= France) I found it to be extremely rude and frowned upon to do so. I can't afford to go to Europe as of now so I haven't been able to experience it.
User avatar #92 to #15 - Mortuus
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Pretty sure you're from America.
#25 to #15 - aguywithlonghair
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User avatar #264 to #15 - skubasteve
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Wow, is that all it took for a sea of red thumbs....

I thought it would be something much worse.
User avatar #267 to #15 - masdercheef
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I think you ****** up. Just a little bit.
User avatar #270 to #267 - skubasteve
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Best **** up ive had in a while. Not many FJ'rs can get over 500 Red thumbs
#18 to #15 - europe
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You're wrong
Very wrong
User avatar #39 to #18 - satrenkotheone
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Europe, what the **** are you doing on the Internet? You're a landmass, now get off the Internet.
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#44 to #43 - satrenkotheone
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I sort of am!
#45 to #44 - europe
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Then where were you when I needed you the most?
Then where were you when I needed you the most?
User avatar #46 to #45 - satrenkotheone
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Your thug friends Germania and the Huns killed me.
#205 to #46 - pleasereadthis
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so they’re not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
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#238 to #215 - doubledisme
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I used to be **** afraid of those those statues in that game the whole game as a kid
#246 to #205 - signedforcookies
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Everyone downthumb this ****** to oblivion. His comments are all spamming this nonsense.
Everyone downthumb this ****** to oblivion. His comments are all spamming this nonsense.
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#271 to #154 - ironsoul
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if somebody could caption that gif, I would be eternally grateful.
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#285 to #284 - linktheherooftime
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Okay
User avatar #190 to #18 - cuntry
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That picture... I enjoy that picture.
#191 to #190 - europe
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Who doesn't?
User avatar #193 to #191 - cuntry
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What show is that from?
#194 to #193 - europe
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Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Be warned of the infamous endless eight in season two
Before you ask, the endless eight are practically the same episode over and over
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Thank you kindly
#274 to #18 - thesinful
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Haruhi!
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User avatar #2 - ilovepelicans
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It's common knowledge that the French don't like their meat very cooked
User avatar #3 to #2 - redrex
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you are making me question whether what you said is true or not...
User avatar #8 to #3 - ewowo
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It's true, French like their meat Bleu or Seignant
Blue is like pretty much raw meat, Seignant is rare.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ewowo
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Also Seignant literally means bleeding.
User avatar #17 to #9 - selvest
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I think you mean "Saignant" (the french word for "bleeding").
And yes, French love bleeding meat ( when you cut your meat it just piss blood all over your plate).
User avatar #20 to #17 - ewowo
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Prolly my french isn't that great. Close enough tho.
User avatar #21 to #20 - selvest
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Yes, don't worry you just misplaced one letter, not a big deal.
#7 to #3 - anon id: 4ed3673a
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i think it is, i work at a restaurant that get tourists and whenever i get french people they tell me they want it blue, which is rarer than rare
User avatar #6 to #2 - oliveirajo
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**** YOU
User avatar #23 to #6 - ilovepelicans
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What?
#67 to #2 - anon id: e4cee254
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It's because the word "seignante" literally translated means bleeding.
User avatar #136 to #67 - implosay
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Saignant*

Un steak saignant, une viande saignante. Depends if the subject is masculine or feminine. "Steak" is masculine, so it will be written "saignant" without an "e" at the end. "Viande" (meat) however is feminine, so it will be written "saignante".
#28 to #2 - qotsa
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jup. i lived with a french family a few years ago. they even made raw burgers. MFW
User avatar #34 to #28 - reinmar
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I don‘t know about raw burgers, but steak tartare is a delicacy
User avatar #35 to #34 - qotsa
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yes i know. but as an austrian, i'm simply not used to it. we had that too. but it just doesn't feel right, it's so cold und tastes strange.
User avatar #48 to #35 - reinmar
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You usually eat it on a freshly grilled peace of bread to so it's still warm. But I see your point and respect it. [Also what does being an Austrian have to do with this?]
#49 to #48 - feckarseturnips
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Was halfway through my reply above when they doorbell went. This apparent jonny-come-lately moment brought to you by the letters U, P and S. Those brown shirted bastards.
Was halfway through my reply above when they doorbell went. This apparent jonny-come-lately moment brought to you by the letters U, P and S. Those brown shirted bastards.
User avatar #57 to #48 - qotsa
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oh i just wanted to make clear that i've never eaten anything like that before.
#42 to #28 - feckarseturnips
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_tartare

I'm willing to bet its not like they dropped an uncooked whopper in front of you. Tartare is normally made with very good cuts of meat.
#37 to #2 - stagger
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I was raised in France and I can confirm this. I starved for three months when my dinner decided to run once. I was shamed and wasn't allowed to surrender for weeks.
#199 to #37 - anon id: af3e6f05
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Lel
#12 - crazycommando
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i's because in french when we are asked how we like our steak to say medium rare ( or blue i forget) we say "saignant" which means bleeding yup
i's because in french when we are asked how we like our steak to say medium rare ( or blue i forget) we say "saignant" which means bleeding yup
User avatar #197 to #12 - unoriginalaccount
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That sounds really delicious.
User avatar #186 to #12 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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in soviet russia, you bleed for steak
User avatar #63 to #12 - darkcomy
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In Romania we also call rare steak "în sânge" , which means "in blood"
#125 - vigorion
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Incredibly related.
#225 to #125 - anon id: 22f94f07
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That is the most metal thing I've ever heard.jpg
#130 to #125 - flareypwn
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I laughed at this more than the content.

Good show.
#1 - ninjahitman
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Adorable.
Adorable.
#4 - finacious
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I was eating at a local Mexican place recently, and heard a 5-7 year old white girl ask for some ketchup in perfect Spanish. I'm from the rural south US and her family was definitely local, which made it even funnier. The waiter was initially surprised that she asked in Spanish and then promptly brought her back some ketchup.    
   
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I was eating at a local Mexican place recently, and heard a 5-7 year old white girl ask for some ketchup in perfect Spanish. I'm from the rural south US and her family was definitely local, which made it even funnier. The waiter was initially surprised that she asked in Spanish and then promptly brought her back some ketchup.

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User avatar #140 to #4 - doctorfetus
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Yeeep yep yep.
User avatar #156 to #4 - biggydy
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I don't understand what's funny about this comment, anyone care to explain?
User avatar #5 to #4 - spasticpuppet
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I think the gif is actually pretty ******* related.
User avatar #10 to #5 - evilredmuffin
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i was just about to say that
User avatar #163 - goddamnityouidiot
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Since I'm new here, I let you guys decide my profile picture.

You know, standart procedure: dubs decide.
#176 to #163 - dumbasshunter
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**dumbasshunter rolls 83**
**dumbasshunter rolls 83**
#221 to #176 - cookiecoketwo
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User avatar #243 to #221 - gorilladinn
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I want to punch her so badly
#244 to #243 - cookiecoketwo
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#175 to #163 - shitposting
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************* rolls 16**
User avatar #167 to #163 - deathislord
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#170 to #163 - retrotroglodyte
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**retrotroglodyte rolls 39**
#172 to #163 - crimzonsoulreaper
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**crimzonsoulreaper rolls 10**
User avatar #177 to #163 - askafj
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**askafj rolls 34**
#178 to #163 - tynerd
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**tynerd rolls 45**
User avatar #181 to #163 - yorker
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**yorker rolls 85** a penis.
User avatar #183 to #163 - yorker
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**yorker rolls 90**
#174 to #163 - screaming
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**screaming rolls 96**
#245 to #174 - fishpiee
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Was hoping this would win!
#198 to #163 - vicioushaze
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**vicioushaze rolls 68**
#182 to #163 - iamwillygean
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**iamwillygean rolls 98** the picture is a screen shot of the flagged content sign
#180 to #163 - RlCK
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**RlCK rolls 00**
User avatar #184 to #180 - yorker
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>Double zero
>Dubs
>Still counts
User avatar #228 to #184 - iLime
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Newfag, there's no greentext on fj.
#232 to #228 - tomthehippie
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>blue name
>claims no greentexting on fj
>not using le meme arrows for fun and proffit
>lel
User avatar #240 to #232 - gorilladinn
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You're both cancerous admins.
Shut the **** up
#241 to #240 - tomthehippie
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>le rage
>called le fag
>le not caring
>top lel
User avatar #239 to #228 - yorker
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Look at this admin.
User avatar #259 to #180 - blackrookfiend
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Your name makes the pointless roll seem far less pointless.
User avatar #231 to #180 - goddamnityouidiot
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Your dubs are my command.
#100 - imaglass
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Never trust kids and their satanic way of life
Never trust kids and their satanic way of life
#166 to #100 - yisumad
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#76 - stijnverheye
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ah i remember my first encounter with the French language
>be 12 years
>get to order some food
>mom said sentence so i could do this flawless
>girl asks if i want my steak Bleu , saignant , that other one
>i have never heard of those words
>getting nervous
>je n'ai parlé pas de Francais
>everybody laughs
>i cry inside and just leave ashamed
>French still ***** me everyday in school
>I hate French
User avatar #96 to #76 - justanhyena
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...j'aime mon steak bien cuit...
#102 to #96 - stijnverheye
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je n'ai parlé pas de Francais . Mon Francais est plus ****** .
#106 to #102 - justanhyena
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I love my steak well cocked and my English isn't perfect
User avatar #109 to #106 - stijnverheye
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i just seem to have no interest in learning this Language . (! dont need it anyway , have English to communicate with the outsiders )
User avatar #114 to #109 - justanhyena
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it's ok man, I'm not judging you or anything and honestly I find French Grammar is more hardcore than a water temple in "Legend of Zelda" (if it gives you a clear idea) just to let you know.
User avatar #115 to #114 - stijnverheye
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well yeah , if it didnt cockblock me so much to get my diploma , That would be great . I need to stay two years longer at school because of French :'( (and i hate school)
User avatar #116 to #115 - justanhyena
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sorry
User avatar #118 to #116 - stijnverheye
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sorry ? , you previous comment stated that French is hard , i just said the reasons why i hate it so much .


no need for sorry
#22 - pappathethird
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Such a cutie
Such a cutie