Oh, cosmo

Philip!

Philip? But it's a female nickel.

Now let me give you the banana

Yeah, just think about how fairy sex would work since the males are the ones who get pregnant and give birth. I think they did that so little kids wouldn't be curious and ask their parents how sex worked, but it backfired horribly. I mean, the penis of a male fairy would have to act like a vacuum to suck out the female fairy's egg, and at some point when it was traveling up the penis it would be fertilized.

We should just be glad they did a magical C-Section, or else Poof would have been forced out through Cosmo's penis, which I'm pretty sure is tiny. The horror of that may be one of the other reasons why having children was deemed illegal in Fairy World until Timmy found the loophole. Cosmo and Wanda would have been too young to understand the pain, as they were the only two interested in having a baby of their own.

MFW fairy reproduction after I saw your post.

Keep in mind the entire movie consists of everyone kidnapping Poof and trying to check it's gender. They say Poof's a boy because it picked up a water gun and started playing with it, but that doesn't really prove anything, and Poof is too round to discern gender yet.

You came because the previews said some fairies were having a baby, but stayed because random strangers kept kidnapping a day old child (even from the hospital) and molesting it's privates. Seriously, that went on the whole movie.

That makes it even worse!

Yeah, that movie was really messed up, which is why I watched it. Not to mention the main rule of Fairy Godparents: When a child turns 18, their memories are wiped of fairies, and everything they wished is taken away or disappeared. Timmy wished up Poof. So unless he pulls what he did in the live action movie........... We do see what would happen if Poof was taken away in another movie, and believe me, it wasn't pretty

Speaking of which, I've found a conspiracy. See, when their fairies are taken away and their memories erased, all these kids remember is how horribly their parents and everyone else treated them. So when they have kids, they treat them the same way as their parents did, that is, horribly and neglectful. This necessitates that those kids get fairy godparents as well, creating a cycle of abused kids getting fairies and then getting their memories erased and abusing their own kids. So abusive parents are all the fault of the fairies. And we have proof too, like in Channel Chasers we get to see the future and we can see that Timmy has grown up to be exactly like his father, and his kids are being taken care of by Cosmo and Wanda, who seem really happy about it. Poof is nowhere to be seen...........

Some people have figured this out, people like Crocker who are used as living batteries to keep the cloud city of Fairy World running, instead of just being mind wiped.

Or? Magic.

maybe wanda has a dick and cosmo has a ******

Actually, that is a theory. They did switch genders in one of the earlier episodes. Timmy just wished that they would turn back into how they were born, and their outward appearances changed. Never said they changed back genders.

have a gif

WHAT THE **** . IS THIS CURABLE?? PLEASE TELL ME WE CAN FIX THIS.

I DON'T THINK SO. IT SEEMS TO BE CONTAGIOUS!!!

**** .