The Titanic's Cellist. . The ! !llz' , mind Playing while: sank banana: ha Irina-. w -Pu“ wall. I don't wanna be that guy, but seeing as how orchestral instruments are hollowed, and with the thin shell a cello has, I don't think he'll float for long aboard interesting Titanic Cellist
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#19 - betesta (08/20/2013) [-]
There where 9 men in the orcherstra. They played music, intending to calm the passengers, for as long as they possibly could and all went down with the ship. All were recognized for their heroism.

User avatar #34 to #19 - dambusta (08/20/2013) [-]
i agree, that is a very humanitairain thing to do, (i think thats the right word)

its when they started playing the theme though, thats when they all knew they were ******
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User avatar #56 to #28 - drunkasaurus (08/20/2013) [-]
no one said that
#27 to #19 - chargrilledawesome (08/20/2013) [-]
The bottom right didn't die, he went on to become 26th President of the US
#21 to #19 - mistafishy (08/20/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who feels for them?
User avatar #24 to #21 - odioomnes (08/20/2013) [-]
I didn't cry over the love story in the movie, I shed a tear for the orchestra. I have strings feels.
User avatar #7 - swimmingprodigy (08/20/2013) [-]
ya too bad they all died anyway
#1 - hueman (08/19/2013) [-]
I don't wanna be that guy, but seeing as how orchestral instruments are hollowed, and with the thin shell a cello has, I don't think he'll float for long aboard it.
Please be gentle with me, first time posting an opinion
#5 to #1 - thecrazyonedf (08/20/2013) [-]
plus, there's kind of two holes in it...
User avatar #10 to #1 - jtwagner (08/20/2013) [-]
The main issue would be the vacuum being created by the sinking ship which would still pull him under long enough that he would likely die.
User avatar #15 to #10 - SuperSixONE (08/20/2013) [-]
They myth busted that, its not enough to pull someone that can swim under.
Though given the size of the Titanic I'm not sure.
User avatar #12 to #1 - edgecutter ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
And even if it does double as a raft, he'd die from hypothermia anyway.

That's how most of the people on the Titanic died, from hypothermia, although the investigators at the time weren't so aware of hypothermia and marked their cause of death as "drowning".
User avatar #30 to #1 - traelos (08/20/2013) [-]
Air is buoyant too admin.

God you should just kill yourself. Lrn2physics noob.

And you spelled theair wrong!
User avatar #13 to #1 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Not that it would helped much anyways, because if he remained on the ship, it would just suck him down like it did to everyone else that still were near the ship.
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#59 to #1 - stupidundeadzombie (08/24/2013) [-]
>How I thought the outcome of this comment would be
User avatar #3 to #1 - Cello (08/19/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Army Rangers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #26 to #3 - gearson (08/20/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just say about me, you alpha male? I'll have you know I barely graduated at the bottom of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've yet to be involved in a single raid on the United States, and I have under 300 nonconfirmed lives. I am not trained in orangutan warfare and I'm the worst sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me and not just another target. I will keep you the **** alive with imprecision the likes of which has been seen over and over again on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? You're right, ****** . As we speak I am failing to contact my public network of spies across the USA and your IP is being hidden right now so you need not prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the glorious, big thing you call your life. You're ******* alive, kid. I can't be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I barely trained in unarmed combat, but I have no access to any of the arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can't use it to an even partial extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what holy sympathy your big "dumb" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your ******* tongue. But you could, you did, and now you're receiving the reward, you goddamn genius. I will **** calmness all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* alive, kiddo.
User avatar #20 to #3 - therealtjthemedic (08/20/2013) [-]
why is navy seals replaced with army rangers
just why
User avatar #14 to #1 - SuperSixONE (08/20/2013) [-]
Actually, as a Cellist, Cellos are very sturdy and thick.
With the amount of air inside of and and only a small hole at the very top, you could float indefinitely if very little water got inside.
#2 to #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/19/2013) [-]
WHAT THE **** YOU ******* BAG OF DICK WHY WOULD YOU POST AN OPINION ON THE INTERNET. YOU HORRIBLE **** EATING MUFFIN ****** .

No, but really it's a good opinion and I thought the same thing.
#36 to #2 - jacksipian (08/20/2013) [-]
chill out! not everyone has one of these. i made this one myself
User avatar #38 to #36 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/20/2013) [-]
I'd rather just yell at them with my fox but it's a good pic
User avatar #39 to #38 - jacksipian (08/20/2013) [-]
yelling at people isnt very nice though and jesus, you have a LOT of pictures of foxes, ive never seen you use the same one twice lol
#40 to #39 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/20/2013) [-]
I didn't yell at them my fox did.

I got 192 of them
User avatar #41 to #40 - jacksipian (08/20/2013) [-]
"I'd rather just yell at them with my fox" you were yelling at them WITH the fox, so you both yelled at him, thats not nice but damn, you really like foxes dont you?
#43 to #41 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/20/2013) [-]
I didn't yell any thing the fox did.

I ******* love foxes

to the point whre I like to pretend to be one.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jacksipian (08/20/2013) [-]
all the time? or... in "private"?
#45 to #44 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/20/2013) [-]
like 95% of the time no matter where I am or what I"m doing.

Pic related, my fox tail
User avatar #46 to #45 - jacksipian (08/20/2013) [-]
interesting, and no one ever messes with you about it?
#47 to #46 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/20/2013) [-]
I take **** for it every day. Tons people hate for it, my own family hates me for it.
User avatar #48 to #47 - jacksipian (08/20/2013) [-]
aww, thats not good i was about to say, people up here would mess with someone who did that :/
#49 to #48 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/20/2013) [-]
its all good I don't care that they do
User avatar #54 to #49 - jacksipian (08/20/2013) [-]
thats good, youre different than a lot of people i know then
#55 to #54 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/20/2013) [-]
There are many people out there like me. Lots on this site, very many where I live.
There are many people out there like me. Lots on this site, very many where I live.
#57 to #55 - hueman (08/21/2013) [-]
That's the spirit!
That's the spirit!
#58 to #57 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/21/2013) [-]
my dreams are impossible so I go with the next best thing.
my dreams are impossible so I go with the next best thing.
User avatar #16 to #2 - xpurpledragonx ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
yes a bag of dick
User avatar #32 to #16 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/20/2013) [-]
seems like you want a bag of dick??
#6 to #1 - gentlemanotaku ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
it still serves as a something to float on, ever taken a bucket and put it upside down into water, yes theres a hole in it, but it hold up pretty well because of buoyancy
User avatar #4 - Blarge **User deleted account** (08/20/2013) [-]
anything around the ship would have been sucked down with it
User avatar #52 to #17 - manofparody ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Although I love mythbusters, they ****** up that test.
#23 to #17 - hsawryt (08/20/2013) [-]
beat me to it
User avatar #50 - manofparody ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Time to be "That guy".

Even if he could use the cello as a floating device, it wouldn't matter.
When the titanic would capsize, it would suck in so much of the surrounding water to rid the rest of the air out of the boat, that it would suck every person floating above into the water and be nearly impossible to get back out. The reason the 2 in the movie (god forgive me, I can't remember their names) survived through that because they were on the tip of the boat during the capsize, so they didn't get sucked in.

Yea, I know, I'm annoying.
#31 - firereadyaim (08/20/2013) [-]
that would probably work betterwith a bass
User avatar #33 to #31 - jimjoejohnson (08/20/2013) [-]
There's already enough bass in the sea.
User avatar #35 to #33 - bitchplzzz (08/20/2013) [-]
well you wouldn't really notice them.. they like to keep it on the down-low
#37 to #33 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
What bass? Why the freaking hell are you talking about?
User avatar #9 - Inoobkillme (08/20/2013) [-]
Wouldn't he then just die from hypothermia?
#8 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
Until it fills up with water! Muhahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahaha!!!!
#11 to #8 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
Turn cello frontside down, problem solved.
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