Hoe far would you go to avoid a ticket?. A man was pulled by a young police officer because he was at high speed. -Sir were you aware that you was driving over  police joke troll
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Hoe far would you go to avoid a ticket?

Hoe far would you go to avoid a ticket?. A man was pulled by a young police officer because he was at high speed. -Sir were you aware that you was driving over

A man was pulled by a young police officer because he was at high speed.
-Sir were you aware that you was driving over 50% the speed limit?
-I had absolutely no idea
-Sir could I see your driver license?
-I don’t have a driver license
-Is that so, is this car yours?
-No, I’ve stolen it from my neighbor…
Then I killed him with the gun that is in my glovie
And his body is in the trunk
The police officer that never experienced any situation like that before was terrified.
-Sir stay in the vehicle I’m going to have to call my superior.
When the sheriff arrived the officer explained the whole situation.
Sir this man claim he stole this car from his neighbor killed him and putted his body into the trunk.
The man answered
-All of this is a bunch of lies.
-We’ll see.
-Do you have your driver license with you?
-Of course I have.
Said the man showing his driver license
-Ok let’s see the glovie
It was empty
-Everything clean let’s see the trunk
It was empty too
-Well everything looks fine to me
-But sheriff I swear that this man really said to me he killed his neighbor
-Oh, now I bet that you’re going to say that I was speeding too huh

A man was pulled by a young police officer because he
was at high speed.
Sir were you aware that you was 50% the
speed limit?
I had absolutely no idea
Sir could I see your driver license?
I don' t have a driver license
Is that so, is this car yours?
No, We stolen it from my neighbor,.,
Then I killed him with the gun that is in my glover
And his body is in the trunk
The police officer that never experienced any situation
like that before was terrified.
Sir stay in the vehicle I' m going to have to call my
superior.
When the sheriff arrived the officer explained the whole
situation.
Sawthis man claim he stole this car from his neighbor
killed him and putted his body into the trunk.
The man answered
All ofthis is a bunch of lies.
We' ll see.
Do you have your driver license with you?
Adf course I have,
Said the man showing busdriver license
ADK let' s see the glover
It was empty
Everything clean let' s see the trunk
It was empty too
Ah/ ell everything lookslike to me
But sheriff I swear that this man really said to me he
killed his neighbor
Oh, now I bet that you' re going to say that I was
huh
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#4 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/19/2013) [-]
> Tell the officer you have killed the cars owner   
> Officer tries to put you in to custody on the spot   
> Tell them it was a joke   
> Get arrested for misleading a officer
> Tell the officer you have killed the cars owner
> Officer tries to put you in to custody on the spot
> Tell them it was a joke
> Get arrested for misleading a officer
User avatar #8 to #4 - vanillasmoke (08/20/2013) [-]
menace to society, good ****
#1 - kaboomz (08/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#62 to #1 - Uthly (08/20/2013) [-]
The heck is that in the back right seat?
User avatar #64 to #1 - donkeypoop (08/20/2013) [-]
I love how all of them are horror figures and then iron man is just in the back
#18 to #1 - twofreegerbils (08/20/2013) [-]
and afterwards
User avatar #23 - sinonyx ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
"a man was pulled by young police officer"

opening of a porno
User avatar #63 to #23 - lorkhan (08/20/2013) [-]
"Girl farts"
Opening of a porno.
#31 to #23 - crazycommando (08/20/2013) [-]
seriously nowadays anything is good for a porno opening :   
   
-drops a glass of water : porno opening   
-slips in front of chick : porno opening   
-washes cloths : porno opening   
   
heck, soon enough they'll have a porno opening around a guy who sneezes
seriously nowadays anything is good for a porno opening :

-drops a glass of water : porno opening
-slips in front of chick : porno opening
-washes cloths : porno opening

heck, soon enough they'll have a porno opening around a guy who sneezes
User avatar #32 to #31 - sinonyx ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
guy: aaahhh CHOO!
girl: bless you
guy: *looks over* thanks
girl: take me now!

and then they ****


gonna make bank off that
User avatar #33 to #32 - crazycommando (08/20/2013) [-]
**** get copyrights man, you gunna make some money
User avatar #51 to #31 - zzforrest (08/20/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it just be better to not even have an opening?
User avatar #35 to #31 - tonkkax (08/20/2013) [-]
Search for the one titled "Lemon whores"

It has one hell of a good opening.
#73 to #35 - crazycommando (08/20/2013) [-]
yeah watched it....

the **** they come up with
User avatar #40 to #35 - kingrayne ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
that was the funniest porno ive ever watched.
User avatar #42 to #40 - tonkkax (08/20/2013) [-]
Its a milestone in how obscure you can make the beginning of a porno.
User avatar #36 to #35 - crazycommando (08/20/2013) [-]
i'll be honest i'm a bit skeptical of all porn titles with "lemon" in them...i think you know why
User avatar #37 to #36 - tonkkax (08/20/2013) [-]
It's a completely heterosexual porno. lemons are literal in this case, no old men blowing each other.
User avatar #38 to #37 - crazycommando (08/20/2013) [-]
hmm, i'll take your word on it
User avatar #39 to #38 - tonkkax (08/20/2013) [-]
It has blowing in it, but not old men.

I think its on redtube.
User avatar #17 - johnnyiscool (08/20/2013) [-]
Or, you know, all officers tape audio and video of everything, even routine traffic stops. So...
User avatar #55 to #17 - unbelievable (08/20/2013) [-]
Where the **** do you live? North Korea?
User avatar #30 to #17 - Seventeen (08/20/2013) [-]
that depends where you are; i'm not aware of police doing that in england.
User avatar #79 to #30 - johnnyiscool (08/20/2013) [-]
I know they do in the US, or at least several parts. For example, I've seen court cases in which police officers are sued for being mean or unreasonable with people getting tickets, they play the tape of what happened, and they get off. It'd be kinda dumb not to tape everything.
#25 - animecraze ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Driving over 50% the speed limit huh.
Well that means he still could have been driving under the speed limit.
#3 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/19/2013) [-]
thats a great way to get dragged down to the station for a friendly chat   
and seriously what the 			****		 is a glovie, its a glovebox you smelly brit
thats a great way to get dragged down to the station for a friendly chat
and seriously what the **** is a glovie, its a glovebox you smelly brit
#71 to #3 - isuckdickformoney (08/20/2013) [-]
im British , we call it a glove department
User avatar #80 to #71 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/20/2013) [-]
oh
then who calls is a glovie?
#81 to #80 - isuckdickformoney (08/20/2013) [-]
no idea
User avatar #50 - steamwhistler (08/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, because this is just soooo realistic. If a man actually, said that he would immediately taken out of his vehicle, restrained, his vehicle, would be searched, and when nothing was found, he would be taken in for more question. He just confessed to a murder. The officer doesn't need to "call his superior" to find out what to do next.
User avatar #26 - masdercheef ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
This is so improbable that I can't even enjoy the fact that it's supposed to be a joke.
#41 - cinematicbrix (08/20/2013) [-]
the grammar
the grammar
#59 - wtf man (08/20/2013) [-]
>putted
#53 - Deavas (08/20/2013) [-]
usually when a joke is reposted, it goes from text to a comic. it must be opposite day
#19 - mechaemperor (08/20/2013) [-]
>putted

From being reposted so many times, someone ought to have pointed that out.

pic unrelated
User avatar #61 - phudgepacker (08/20/2013) [-]
What have you done to the english language
User avatar #34 - TheHutchie (08/20/2013) [-]
OP, this is so ******* lame.

Like, you could have found this content somewhere, saved it, and re-uploaded it here, in the same amount of time if probably ******* took to make.

Seriously!? It's just mistake, after mistake, after mistake. You insult this website and everyone on it by posting this unrefined cancerous ***** .
#60 to #34 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
Not as lame as your gay ass school
User avatar #85 to #60 - TheHutchie (08/20/2013) [-]
I'm not named after any school, I don't know anything about Hutchie Grammar apart from what easily-assuming twats like yourself have told me.

I don't even live in ******* Glasgow. Piss off.
#22 - herpaderpasaur (08/20/2013) [-]
Officers FW
Officers FW
#52 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
What a stupid ******* post
User avatar #27 - tikledpikle (08/20/2013) [-]
in America, he would have been shot 25 times before asked to get out of the car.
User avatar #43 to #27 - LuftWaffels (08/20/2013) [-]
Only if he's black ;D
#67 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/20/2013) [-]
I can't even
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