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#6 - ffffyou (08/19/2013) [-]
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#43 - aslypancake (08/20/2013) [-]
6.4 Homohms?
User avatar #41 - midnighteyes (08/20/2013) [-]
So THAT'S what they call the units on a person's gaydar.
#47 to #41 - dedaluminus (08/20/2013) [-]
Actually, gaydar is a distance and intensity measuring device, and measures in homohertz AND homohms. Fag-o-meters are more precise, and measure solely in homohms. (The greater the homohm measurement, by the way, the more straight you are. Homohms, like regular ohms, are a measurement of resistance, except instead of measuring electrical resistance it measures your resistance to taking a dick.)
Actually, gaydar is a distance and intensity measuring device, and measures in homohertz AND homohms. Fag-o-meters are more precise, and measure solely in homohms. (The greater the homohm measurement, by the way, the more straight you are. Homohms, like regular ohms, are a measurement of resistance, except instead of measuring electrical resistance it measures your resistance to taking a dick.)
User avatar #64 to #47 - sabcy (08/20/2013) [-]
I would willing take a dick if I could then get anal sex. I am straight, just have an anal fetish.
User avatar #66 to #64 - dedaluminus (08/20/2013) [-]
You clock in at about ten homohms, then.
#82 to #66 - Digitalphear ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
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That's outside the limits of acceptable homohms.
User avatar #48 to #47 - midnighteyes (08/20/2013) [-]
Today, I learned.
User avatar #16 - hitlerlikeslemons (08/19/2013) [-]
I guess you could say he was not met with much resistance.
#1 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/19/2013) [-]
>watching gay porn and fapping, when dad enters room
>I swiftly close the gay porn tab
>"wtf were you watching, grandtheftkoala?" he asks
>told him it was wrestling, and they were moaning a lot
>leave the room for a little snack
>he checks my history and finds it
>I come back to my room, and find him waiting for me
>punches me in the abdomen and I lean over in Pain
>he comes up behind me, and continues to rape me
>mom comes in, holding a bazooka
>blows up entire family
>town makes a statue of my father raping me, in our honor
#62 to #1 - trogdorrules (08/20/2013) [-]
>YFW
>YFW
User avatar #3 to #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/19/2013) [-]
I wish my parents would have been that cool about it.
#130 to #129 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/20/2013) [-]
I don't this pic...
User avatar #132 to #130 - niggastolemyname (08/20/2013) [-]
look in the bottom right
huehuehuehuehuehue
#51 to #1 - arcticassassin (08/20/2013) [-]
I'm not sure how to feel about this
I'm not sure how to feel about this
#63 to #1 - wobblewub ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
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#26 to #1 - loopz (08/19/2013) [-]
Sounds hot
User avatar #12 to #1 - GhettoShamu (08/19/2013) [-]
But who was post?
#20 to #1 - dutchy (08/19/2013) [-]
Funnier than the entire frontpage today.
#34 to #1 - stadic (08/20/2013) [-]
This pleases me in many ways   
more than you can ever imagine
This pleases me in many ways
more than you can ever imagine
#29 to #1 - unholyjebus (08/20/2013) [-]
11/10 would give money to a Kickstarter to fund the film.
#68 - mondprinzessin (08/20/2013) [-]
someone say engineering?!
someone say engineering?!
#69 to #68 - hammarhead (08/20/2013) [-]
to put it's face in perspective.
#70 to #69 - mondprinzessin (08/20/2013) [-]
or:
or:
#17 - crazyolitis (08/19/2013) [-]
hue
hue
User avatar #50 to #17 - angelmatvey (08/20/2013) [-]
These ************* are why I hate sharks
User avatar #75 to #50 - afjhahsdsl ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
racist
User avatar #39 to #17 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (08/20/2013) [-]
For those who are interested. Strange Wilderness - Shark Laugh Scene (UNCENSORED)
#32 to #17 - stadic (08/20/2013) [-]
That shark needs some 			*******		 dentist work   
with a shotgun
That shark needs some ******* dentist work
with a shotgun
#71 - TehFunnyMan (08/20/2013) [-]
Stop posting SMBC, guys.
#83 to #71 - Rascal (08/20/2013) [-]
I agree that stealing the comics is bad and op is a fag, but who's zach that we should give a crap about what he says?

Unless he makes the comics, I understand if that's the case. We can't really control op though, and he will make frontpage as long as there are people who don't give a **** about community and just thumb up anything remotely funny.
#84 to #83 - TehFunnyMan (08/20/2013) [-]
Zach Weinersmith.
Creator of SMBC.

And yeah, you're right. And that's just depressing.
User avatar #92 to #84 - garymuthafuknoak (08/20/2013) [-]
if the guy isn't too ******* clueless to realize that funnyjunk is not the only site that steals content
User avatar #96 to #92 - dramakid (08/20/2013) [-]
Agreed, those tweets seem retarded to me. Like if that guy never seen the ddit.
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#45 - diegotan (08/20/2013) [-]
**diegotan rolled a random image posted in comment #3327105 at Friendly ** How gay I am?
#104 to #45 - fishpiee (08/20/2013) [-]
**fishpiee rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at faces **

How gay I am.
#136 to #45 - bakuraandmarik (08/23/2013) [-]
**bakuraandmarik rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at I will exterminate you all **
how gay I am
#65 to #45 - sabcy (08/20/2013) [-]
**sabcy rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at whoops, almost forgot my knife ** how gay I am.
User avatar #121 - funnymidget (08/20/2013) [-]
Mitt Romney Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

So at 2:34, a little dance starts. Can someone put that in a gif and add "White people" to It? I lack the capability of doing it.
User avatar #107 - donaldducksdick (08/20/2013) [-]
**donaldducksdick rolls 82** How gay I am.
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#105 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#102 - Rascal (08/20/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2** this is how gay i am
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User avatar #100 to #99 - darthsanti (08/20/2013) [-]
check description
User avatar #101 to #100 - SuperSixONE (08/20/2013) [-]
Well i'm retarded. Thanks.
User avatar #111 to #101 - lecorbi ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
I get a little rustled when somebody comments something and deletes it because it was a bad comment.

I was just so curious about it and now there's a sad sad emptiness in me
User avatar #116 to #111 - SuperSixONE (08/20/2013) [-]
I asked for the source.
User avatar #135 to #116 - lecorbi ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
thanks c:
#94 - perturabo (08/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #87 - porso (08/20/2013) [-]
in my household we cant say gay b/c its a bad word and your not funny because u said it
#106 to #87 - scantoz (08/20/2013) [-]
Tell your parents that gay means happy. If they challenge you, pull out a dictionary.
#85 - Rascal (08/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #61 - trogdorrules (08/20/2013) [-]
I'm guessing Homohms measure resistance in relation to heterosexual stimuli. Intriguing.
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