Tutorial for faggots #1. Found on tumblr, original blogger is in the post. Not OC. Feel Emil } TE chikyuu:. not all watermarks are good.
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User avatar #1 - zerotzallander ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
The harder you punch the better the result!
#2 - exotic (08/19/2013) [-]
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Tutorial for admins #2
How to save a THUMBNAIL of a picture

1) right click -> save a image without expanding it prior

2) punch yourself
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User avatar #60 to #2 - mikoli (08/20/2013) [-]
that picture isn't even a thumbnail.
#83 to #60 - freakyorange (08/20/2013) [-]
Happy now?
#119 to #83 - mikoli (08/20/2013) [-]
i've never been happy.
#12 - ffffyou (08/19/2013) [-]
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not all watermarks are good.
#29 to #12 - ragingcalm ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
is that the equivalent to
Not all angels are good
User avatar #15 to #12 - generaljosh (08/19/2013) [-]
Still the author's right to put it there. If you don't like the watermark, don't use the picture.
User avatar #18 to #15 - ffffyou (08/19/2013) [-]
I wouldn't count 9gag, funy lol, or whateversite as authors. Also I'm not talking about the author's signature, just the watermark you get from online sites.
#16 to #15 - John Cena (08/19/2013) [-]
Take a closer look at the picture. Those watermarks aren't from the creator.
User avatar #17 to #16 - generaljosh (08/19/2013) [-]
Ahh, OK, I thought that was supposed to be a comment thread under the picture
User avatar #26 to #12 - sinonyx (08/19/2013) [-]
except those aren't watermarks..
#27 - teoferrazzi (08/19/2013) [-]
here
#34 to #27 - amuzen (08/19/2013) [-]
huh if that works that's actually pretty useful for editing and creating textures I'll give that a try.
User avatar #95 to #27 - pepemex (08/20/2013) [-]
Do I still need to punch myself for it to work?
#3 - topheavymonkeyy (08/19/2013) [-]
It's actually pretty simple, you have to re-create their work around the watermark. It takes a very long time but I've done it before to make a better wallpaper
It's actually pretty simple, you have to re-create their work around the watermark. It takes a very long time but I've done it before to make a better wallpaper
User avatar #5 to #3 - hollyisthebest (08/19/2013) [-]
It's not at all difficult. Just use the clone stamp.
I took a person out of a picture once, which covered about a 4th of the picture. And. It actually looked pretty good. About 30 minutes, but, I would have probably just used that time masturbating, anyway.
User avatar #11 to #5 - topheavymonkeyy (08/19/2013) [-]
I have a ****** torrent of PS so clone doesn't work too well for me and GIMP can **** itself, I have to do it manually, so I might as well get used to it and I forget that it exists.
User avatar #13 to #11 - hollyisthebest (08/19/2013) [-]
Bitch, do you even know how to read?
You need to login to view this link
Download that
Open .nfo with Notepad++
????
Photoshop
#20 to #13 - hutty (08/19/2013) [-]
or you could just get cs2 ... which adobe released for free

its not like they added anything important to photoshop since then

and whats your problem with gimp (i love gimp)
User avatar #21 to #20 - hollyisthebest (08/19/2013) [-]
Don't have a problem with gimp, never used it, thou.
#22 to #21 - hutty (08/19/2013) [-]
the guy you replied to does though ... :|
User avatar #49 to #3 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2013) [-]
I had to remove a watermark from a wallpaper yesterday. It took like 6 seconds and it's completely unnoticeable
User avatar #56 - hentaisweetie (08/20/2013) [-]
Rin Is a Whore? -PDS- I just found out a few days ago that someone has been plagiarizing one on my AMV's for 3 years. They just added their own cheap intro and changed the credits at the end to leave out my name.
#104 to #56 - kirkbot (08/20/2013) [-]
well then instead of relying on an intro and outro, you should just add your watermark as overlay on it, like this fag does
#108 to #56 - John Cena (08/20/2013) [-]
it doesnt matter... the video is still a peice of **** to begin with..

User avatar #118 to #108 - hentaisweetie (08/20/2013) [-]
I know. I still like the concept but I do wish I could've edited it better. But anyway that's not really the point, art thieves are **** .
#57 to #56 - chargrilledawesome (08/20/2013) [-]
I commented as politely as I could
I commented as politely as I could
#58 to #57 - hentaisweetie (08/20/2013) [-]
Aww, thankyou.
#59 to #58 - chargrilledawesome (08/20/2013) [-]
No problem
No problem
#55 - generalkingbutt (08/20/2013) [-]
instructions arent clear enough. i wound up commiting genocide
#90 - holywarstpd (08/20/2013) [-]
**holywarstpd rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at Hoes be **


MFW I punched myself
User avatar #33 - mankey ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
If unsuccessful repeat step 2 as many times as necessary.
#86 - urghseventysix (08/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #87 to #86 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
we never did find out if he got that fly.
User avatar #47 - dagramcraka (08/20/2013) [-]
instructions weren't clear enough.. ended up baking a cake.
User avatar #105 to #47 - skinjacker (08/20/2013) [-]
I ended up BEING the ******* cake.
User avatar #120 to #105 - dagramcraka (08/20/2013) [-]
So that's why is tasted funny... oops..
User avatar #122 to #120 - skinjacker (08/20/2013) [-]
Dang it Billy, why do you always have to mess things up?!
User avatar #37 - graydiggy (08/19/2013) [-]
Instructions aren't clear enough. Got my dick stuck in my DVD burner.
#101 - boldham (08/20/2013) [-]
**boldham rolls 79** How to NOT roll dubs.
User avatar #102 to #101 - jusbox (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow! That's pretty ok!

Have my neutral opinion.
User avatar #91 - eenor (08/20/2013) [-]
Wow! It actually worked! Thanks!
#71 - jonsworld (08/20/2013) [-]
I dont know how many people on here would have brain damage   
   
 jk we're to lazy remove watermarks
I dont know how many people on here would have brain damage

jk we're to lazy remove watermarks
#88 to #71 - sirhyde (08/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #61 - rossdabigboss (08/20/2013) [-]
someone send this to phanact
User avatar #62 to #61 - phanact (08/20/2013) [-]
I know how to do this. I do it all the time on my reposts
User avatar #93 to #62 - tredbear (08/20/2013) [-]
you must beat yourself a ot then
#99 to #93 - burtgasm (08/20/2013) [-]
Oh phanact beats himself a lot
#92 to #62 - mrsirius (08/20/2013) [-]
I finally found you.
I finally found you.
#64 to #62 - bostpost (08/20/2013) [-]
Your content is funny but people work hard on their art
User avatar #65 to #64 - phanact (08/20/2013) [-]
I'm actually too lazy to crop out someones username or something in a comic

But if its just generic content with a big ass GO TO 9GAG watermark, I'll put the effort into cropping it out
User avatar #68 to #65 - bostpost (08/20/2013) [-]
Good. No one wants to see 9gag pollution.
User avatar #116 to #62 - izaya (08/20/2013) [-]
Phanact commented on my post. My life is complete
#66 to #62 - spacebarbroke (08/20/2013) [-]
so do you actually browse FJ or respond to everybody that mentions you most the time
#69 to #67 - spacebarbroke (08/20/2013) [-]
i see.

can we have sex?
#70 to #69 - phanact (08/20/2013) [-]
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ya bby i know u wann fuk dis
#72 to #70 - spacebarbroke (08/20/2013) [-]
how long did it take you to grow your hair
User avatar #73 to #72 - phanact (08/20/2013) [-]
a long time
plus my shampoo is 300$ a bottle
#76 to #73 - spacebarbroke (08/20/2013) [-]
is it the tears of FJ users?

does Darius Negrophallus really charge you that much?
User avatar #77 to #76 - phanact (08/20/2013) [-]
it is, plus the blood of my enemies
makes it that red color you see
#79 to #77 - John Cena (08/20/2013) [-]
how about a big frog sitting inside the toilet and it jumps up your anus to stoke your prostate with its webbed feet?
User avatar #110 to #81 - themurp (08/20/2013) [-]
Answer the man's question. That frog has a family to feed.
#78 to #77 - spacebarbroke (08/20/2013) [-]
is the horn implying you're ready for sexual intercourse or is that photo shop
User avatar #80 to #78 - phanact (08/20/2013) [-]
its my upper horn

wait till you see the lower one
#82 to #80 - spacebarbroke (08/20/2013) [-]
how do you even 69?
or is it some weird number ive never seen before
8?

User avatar #74 to #67 - jonsworld (08/20/2013) [-]
aint that some ish, how is your text orange?
User avatar #75 to #74 - phanact (08/20/2013) [-]
[orange] [orange]
User avatar #111 to #75 - gladiuss (08/20/2013) [-]
What if I typed [purple] purple [purple]? I bet nothing at all.
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#45 - kaboozle123 (08/19/2013) [-]
i get the joke buy alot of time i want to just have the art and not the signature especially if it's for a wallpaper, well i guess only because it's a wallpaper, i've never even liked brand clothing because it can ruin the design and just having something with the name on it is boring.   
   
if i just save an image though i leave the watermark and if i post i obviously leave the watermark and most of the time post source if i know where it came from
i get the joke buy alot of time i want to just have the art and not the signature especially if it's for a wallpaper, well i guess only because it's a wallpaper, i've never even liked brand clothing because it can ruin the design and just having something with the name on it is boring.

if i just save an image though i leave the watermark and if i post i obviously leave the watermark and most of the time post source if i know where it came from
User avatar #46 to #45 - vrthbvyfa (08/19/2013) [-]
Just redraw over the mark
User avatar #50 to #45 - thisisausernamee (08/20/2013) [-]
If you have Photoshop CS5 or CS6, you could try Content Aware Fill.
It works better in CS6 as they improved it from CS5.
Thought there is no guarantee that it will work all the time.
You could also do a reverse image search if it has one of those automatically added "wallpaperhd.com" type watermarks, that are added when it is uploaded to the site.
User avatar #23 - xtremehivoltage (08/19/2013) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough. Got my dick caught in a ceiling fan.
User avatar #36 to #23 - izaya (08/19/2013) [-]
If you tried to remove the watermark of other artist, you kinda deserved it...

jk, I love you
User avatar #35 to #23 - drtrousersnake (08/19/2013) [-]
Not only am I a doctor in the field of wumbology, I am kinda, sort, but not really a lawyer. Together we can sue op for negligence and get you enough money to purchase a thousand dicks.
User avatar #115 to #35 - xtremehivoltage (08/20/2013) [-]
If you make it dragon dicks, I'm in.
no homo
User avatar #121 to #115 - drtrousersnake (08/20/2013) [-]
i could get you a single dragon dick for the settlement or provide my wumbology skills to make some of the regular dicks into draggin dicks but that is about it
User avatar #113 - vexaton (08/20/2013) [-]
I claimed a copyright on some art last night, and it actually went through. The bitch got my picture taken down from her site, and I am a happy man again. The picture had been there since may.
#112 - gladiuss (08/20/2013) [-]
>call my homeowner's insurance company
>tell them I need to claim all my photos as loss for remuneration
>insurance company asks cause
>tell them water damage
>adjustor arrives to assess damage
>I show her the 'Watermark.'
>she punches me
>win!
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