Period gold. . kevin rices: if you solnl all your eggs you make . 2 mien your uterus is Worth . 2 mien attend nutsack is Worth like 25 and halt DEL" I JUST REAL periods
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kevin rices:
if you solnl all your eggs you make . 2 mien
your uterus is Worth . 2 mien
attend nutsack is Worth like 25 and halt DEL"
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A
Maybe ate why we get so emotion
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#48 - commandershit (08/19/2013) [-]
Eggs are more worth than Sperm because Eggs are finite , while men produce 1 million sperm per day , every day until they die.

Something that is potentially infinite obviously has less value than something that is very limited.
User avatar #69 to #48 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (08/19/2013) [-]
Eggs are also very difficult to extract and store, necessitating a high-demand market.
User avatar #75 to #48 - ugottanked (08/19/2013) [-]
just curious..but how much money could you make off of sperm donations?
User avatar #100 to #48 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (08/19/2013) [-]
I masturbate about a million times a day. Does that make my sperm finite?
#52 to #48 - Uthly (08/19/2013) [-]
But there's hardly a shortage of women in the world, and they produce an egg every month for -years-. There's less of them, but they're by no means finite, especially considering any place where you could sell your eggs probably has millions of women living there.
User avatar #54 to #52 - commandershit (08/19/2013) [-]
And now tell me how many of these women donate Eggs in comparison to men who donate Sperm.

I roughly estimate a difference of 1:10000
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#55 to #53 - Uthly (08/19/2013) [-]
Alright, that's a good point...
User avatar #60 to #55 - commandershit (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm glad I could enlighten you.
User avatar #79 to #48 - commontroll (08/19/2013) [-]
Which means... if sperm is worth 25 dollars... then every day my sack is worth 25 million dollars!
User avatar #84 to #79 - iLime (08/19/2013) [-]
ive flushed billions of dollars down the toilet.
User avatar #86 to #84 - commontroll (08/19/2013) [-]
I just did the math... that's 25 million dollars AND a million PB&J sandwiches! Good god man!
User avatar #87 to #86 - iLime (08/19/2013) [-]
Damn, my balls could save millions of African Children.
#1 - munstarr (08/19/2013) [-]
The math doesn't even add up. According to this a woman has her period 400.000 times during a lifetime. Which means she is going to have her period 476 times a month, if menopause doesn't excist. thats pretty impressive.
User avatar #25 to #1 - teoferrazzi (08/19/2013) [-]
yeah, it's actually 8 mil
#106 to #1 - rebaiscute (08/26/2013) [-]
girls have more eggs in their ovaries than they will ever release , i learned that in heath class
User avatar #107 to #1 - excist (09/24/2014) [-]
you guys should probably learn how to spell exist properly
#3 to #1 - Rascal (08/19/2013) [-]
The eggs are not removed during the period cycle. They are directly removed from the subjects ovaries. However, the donation is 10 to 15 eggs, on average.
User avatar #6 to #3 - redbluemungo (08/19/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand what he is saying
User avatar #101 to #6 - YippieKiYay (08/19/2013) [-]
I think anon just meant that if you sold them, you wouldn't just be using ones you lost from your period, you'd be getting them direct from the source - and so you'd have access to the ones that you otherwise might not.... release yourself... Haha ew.

I, on the other hand, have absolutely no idea about any of this...
User avatar #103 to #101 - redbluemungo (08/20/2013) [-]
'Release yourself' Bahahahaha
User avatar #9 to #1 - kikisu ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
We've got plenty of eggs that we don't ever use.
#73 to #1 - Rascal (08/19/2013) [-]
I don't think they meant how many eggs a woman releases in a lifetime, Im sure they meant the approx. 1.5 million a woman is born with. Although you are right In that they couldn't all possibly be harvested...
User avatar #94 to #1 - bjornkrage (08/19/2013) [-]
that's a little under 16 a day

jesus christ how horrifying.
User avatar #26 to #1 - luckiestcharms (08/19/2013) [-]
a women loses roughly 400 eggs during puberty to menopause. A really expensive egg can cost 3500$
#62 - granadablashlack (08/19/2013) [-]
**granadablashlack rolled a random image posted in comment #611809 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** what i get for selling my sperm
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User avatar #83 to #62 - iLime (08/19/2013) [-]
how do you roll images again?
User avatar #70 to #62 - hellomyfello ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
not a bad deal
User avatar #96 to #70 - granadablashlack (08/19/2013) [-]
I imagine having children is less stress than playing dark souls, so not sure abou that
#71 to #62 - ryuryu (08/19/2013) [-]
Excellent Choice.
#5 - bpwags (08/19/2013) [-]
I think someone is forgetting about sperm banks
User avatar #7 to #5 - myaccountisnew (08/19/2013) [-]
That's where the 25 bucks and half a pb&j comes from. It's a joke, they really pay you more, but it's not worth nearly as much as a woman's egg.
#36 - baconslapped (08/19/2013) [-]
**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at so squint, very dig ** what the kids would have looked like
#72 - specialeddie (08/19/2013) [-]
Some sperm banks pay $50 a pop, which means that you could get $50 frequently, not have it cost you anything, and it's the greatest way to get paid ever. Essentially, you get paid to wank. Being a guy is ******* awesome. (not intended to be sexist)
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User avatar #89 to #77 - blahblarg (08/19/2013) [-]
Men can produce infinite moneys
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User avatar #91 to #90 - blahblarg (08/19/2013) [-]
But you are my source...
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User avatar #93 to #92 - blahblarg (08/19/2013) [-]
the comment about indefinite sperm made me think otherwise.
T'was a joke anyways.
#85 to #77 - specialeddie (08/19/2013) [-]
Quite right you are, good sir.
#27 - ThekidsTEN (08/19/2013) [-]
So is there a way I can cash in for the sandwich? I'm kinda hungry...
#12 - Rascal (08/19/2013) [-]
I was very confused until I realised it wasn't talking about chicken eggs.
User avatar #59 - greatgranpapy ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. Because there are no natural children, woman would have the chance to be payed 3 months worth of salary for donating their ovaries to one of the factories that makes people. Yes, you heard it right. Industrialized Biology
User avatar #74 to #59 - snairtekili (08/19/2013) [-]
What's that book like, like can you give me a brief summary or something? I've been thinking of reading it
User avatar #97 to #74 - Kyag (08/19/2013) [-]
It represents a world with no religion, no freedom of choice and no real thinking of any kind. Humans are genetically engineered and separated in castes. There is an Alpha group made of tall handsome and intelligent people and the lowest group is fromed of mostly workers. They partake in large orgyes where they indulge their pleasures by stuffing themselves with drugs (called Soma here, which is a real muscle relaxant) and eating copious amounts of food.

It really is an interesting book. Really ahead of it's time. I know it sounds douchy to say stuff like that but this is that good.
User avatar #98 to #97 - snairtekili (08/19/2013) [-]
Sounds pretty good. I love books like Slaughterhouse 5 and 1984 and my dad recommended Brave New World to me but I never got around to reading it, but I've heard it's good. Thanks for the summary
User avatar #99 to #98 - Kyag (08/19/2013) [-]
Its actually somewhat similar to 1984. So if you enjoyed that one there is a very high chance you will enjoy BNW. My summary really isn't the best but its the gist of it. The actual read is much more invigorating.
User avatar #34 - thelordofrepost ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
>sell all your eggs
>get rich
>if you want kids, use money to buy one fertilized egg and get transplant
>????
>profit
#19 - stagger (08/19/2013) [-]
I know what they meant. But I'm hungry now...
#51 - teenytinyspider (08/19/2013) [-]
Actually, you have to have not be a carry of any cancer genes, diseases that cause obesity genes like diabetes and PCOS(Polycystic Overian Syndrome), no genes for autism or any birth defects, so an Average Jane off the street can't sell her eggs. You have to be nearly as perfect as possible, which, in this day and age, are probably few and far between, which is even more reason why the eggs are worth more.

Lung cancer runs in my family, so I would be out.
User avatar #2 - jacksipian (08/19/2013) [-]
where does that number come from?
User avatar #10 - farn (08/19/2013) [-]
i hate neoliberalism
User avatar #11 to #10 - demandsgayversion (08/19/2013) [-]
I hate people who make up words
User avatar #13 to #11 - farn (08/19/2013) [-]
i hate idiots
User avatar #14 to #13 - demandsgayversion (08/19/2013) [-]
I hate people who don't have a sense of humor
User avatar #15 to #14 - farn (08/19/2013) [-]
Are you a homosexual and an emo by any chance
User avatar #16 to #15 - demandsgayversion (08/19/2013) [-]
Yes on the first one, no on the second. Objection, relivancy
#49 to #16 - unoriginalaccount (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I don't really mean it.
User avatar #18 to #16 - farn (08/19/2013) [-]
OP is a fag
User avatar #22 to #18 - smithforprez (08/19/2013) [-]
no, OP is a homosexual. YOU are a fag.
User avatar #24 to #22 - farn (08/19/2013) [-]
somebody got some gay friends ;)
User avatar #28 to #24 - smithforprez (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm not a friend of demandsgayversion and i'm not gay. And what the **** does this post have to do with neoliberalism, emos, and homosexuals? you lookin for trouble on the net? **** off.
User avatar #29 to #28 - farn (08/19/2013) [-]
Lol sure youre not
#32 to #29 - ironbuttocks (08/19/2013) [-]
If you're going to troll you could at least be a little less generic.
If you're going to troll you could at least be a little less generic.
User avatar #78 to #32 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (08/19/2013) [-]
you ass hole I wanted to know what the all seeing eye was saying [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
User avatar #33 to #32 - farn (08/19/2013) [-]
op has lots of friends who like buttsex
#35 to #33 - ironbuttocks (08/19/2013) [-]
You should be more extravagant about that.
User avatar #30 to #29 - smithforprez (08/19/2013) [-]
xDDDDDDDDD lel epix trol )))))))))) u ghey u got burned fgt i fuked ur mom
loloololololololol i trul u i trul u kill urself u ********** :ppppppppppp
User avatar #37 to #30 - farn (08/19/2013) [-]
ok ok, at least admit comment 30 was extremely gay
User avatar #38 to #37 - smithforprez (08/19/2013) [-]
umad bro? xDDDDDDDDDDDDD TRULED HURD lel ))))))))))00
User avatar #39 to #38 - farn (08/19/2013) [-]
No
User avatar #40 to #39 - smithforprez (08/19/2013) [-]
(((((((((((((((((
User avatar #41 to #40 - farn (08/19/2013) [-]
someones bikecurious
User avatar #31 to #30 - farn (08/19/2013) [-]
;)
User avatar #88 - DisgruntledTomato (08/19/2013) [-]
I love the way cunts from tumblr pull random ******** completely out of their arses.
User avatar #82 - Crusader (08/19/2013) [-]
Yes, but the nut sack is self-replenishing, and you can donate that all your life.
User avatar #76 - Greevon (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm thinking this isn't considering genetics. Nobody would pay a cent for eggs from certain women.
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#56 - Rascal (08/19/2013) [-]
actually its closer to 525 Thousand dollars.


not counting the PB&J
User avatar #42 - beffen (08/19/2013) [-]
Who would you even go to, to sell your eggs?
#57 to #42 - dspike (08/19/2013) [-]
Someone who looks somewhat like this.
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