(untitled). . clavin: clawed: on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine Onthe downside I' m too poor to afford one. one crack cocaine hello drug dea can i Have one too
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clavin:
clawed:
on the bright side i am not
addicted to crack cocaine
Onthe downside I' m too poor to
afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to
purchase one crack cocaine please
I debit or credit
I I actually have a gift card
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User avatar #18 to #4 - justsomechickyo (08/19/2013) [-]
First thing I thought of....
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#40 - idntnoausername (08/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - whatugawkinat (08/18/2013) [-]
Actually, I think any post complaining about reposts, 9gag, tumblr...always end up being the cancer they claim to hate.
#7 - latinotornado (08/19/2013) [-]
Serious question: I have a few friends who occasionally do coke and have described their experience, mentality etc to me and i'm quite curious. Anyone else here ever done it? If so, explain how you felt, how much you did, just basic information please.
User avatar #8 to #7 - picklemanatee (08/19/2013) [-]
First time it was amazing as **** but then after a while of doing it, It makes you paranoid and just unstable. Like say you were taking a shower and all of the sudden it makes you think you are swimming in blood
User avatar #9 to #8 - latinotornado (08/19/2013) [-]
I see I see. How much did you start off doing and how often where you doing it, and what were the doses after starting. Also, how long were you doing this before you started feeling these side effects?
User avatar #17 to #9 - picklemanatee (08/19/2013) [-]
I started off with 1 crack cocaine and I did it every 30-45 minutes. It took about an hour until I started seeing crazy ****
#22 to #7 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
you get really energetic, but only for a couple hours. Meth does the same thing, it's just rougher on you, but it lasts a good 5-6 hours per line and it makes you really focused.
User avatar #30 to #7 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (08/19/2013) [-]
In the end it won't be worth it
#31 to #7 - stagger (08/19/2013) [-]
I fly up to see my best friend every few months, and we go to gaming tournaments.
He does coke all the time, but is a functioning addict. (Keeps his job, house, always takes care of priorities first.)
I do a few lines when we go to the tourneys. I always have a sober sitter, which is a good idea if you decide to try anything. I don't go ******* crazy, or do stupid **** . I stay awake for about three days, which is stupid, but this only happens at the tourneys, which usually go on for about three days.
I always feel energetic when I'm on coke.
Only bad thing I can think of, (other than the fact that it's cocaine and I shouldn't be awake that long) is I become a major button masher.
God it pisses everyone off when I totally wreck their ass with Alisa Bosconovitch.
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User avatar #38 to #7 - elcreepo (08/19/2013) [-]
You'll feel like peter after he had his first redbull.

But to caution you, I can tell you right now that if you take it you will likely get addicted, it will **** up your health and appearance and it DEFINITELY will **** up your life if you let it take control.

If you're good with that, enjoy it, just do the world a favor and don't drive while high.
User avatar #39 to #7 - theycallmeloye (08/19/2013) [-]
For the kind of question you're asking I would suggest doing an ask reddit. Yes I know I just mentioned reddit within the confines of Funnyjunk but tbh that's the best place to get those kinds of questions answered.
User avatar #41 to #7 - idntnoausername (08/19/2013) [-]
I tried it once, one line of it followed by another about 10 minutes later.
It's a crazy rush of energy and a awesome body high, but the main awesome high of it only lasts anywhere from 5 to 10 minutes. It's okay, but I personally don't think it's anything like it's hyped up to be. I prefer LSD, that's mah ****
User avatar #42 to #7 - TwistedBamboozler (08/19/2013) [-]
Take everything you are hearing with a grain of salt. All of these people saying they go absolutely ******* nuts and black out and **** are because of drinking a **** load or bad coke. I'm willing to bet most of the guys get coke cut with some gnarly **** .

Now if you have fairly good stuff and you do it while you drink, it's a ******* blast. Definitely a rich man's drug. It doesn't drug you out like other drugs do unless you do a **** ton, but if you've done that much then I hope you have a few days to recover.

Over all, cocaine is pretty sweet, just be careful and know who you get it from and don't do too much at once.
User avatar #45 to #42 - latinotornado (08/19/2013) [-]
Someone below mentioned using an EZ test to determine if it's worth buying or not. Could you explain that a little more if you know about it? Because as you said, I don't wanna buy any gnarly cut coke haha plus I would like it to maintain a good ratio of coke
User avatar #43 to #7 - maxmilianoq (08/19/2013) [-]
www.erowid.org
Best place to learn about any drug
User avatar #50 to #7 - brutallyhonest ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
That curiosity is what get ends you up getting addicted.
User avatar #54 to #50 - latinotornado (08/19/2013) [-]
I'v done enough drugs to understand that m8. I TRY and stay safe, but you never know, and I accept that risk.
#56 to #7 - jakelax (08/19/2013) [-]
not fun i thought it was gonna make me excited but instead i just sat down and watch the fourth kind all freaked out
User avatar #12 to #7 - sardinez (08/19/2013) [-]
Personally I'd reccomend not doing drugs like cocaine. Stick to Psychadelics like DMT, mushrooms, or salvia. Weed is and always has been the number one high imo, I wouldn't even bother wasting time with coke
User avatar #13 to #12 - latinotornado (08/19/2013) [-]
>DMT
>Salvia
oh yea bro those totally aren't hardcore or anything. I've done a LOT of drugs bro, and I won't even touch either of those two. Shrooms are awesome though
User avatar #14 to #13 - sardinez (08/19/2013) [-]
The only way either of them could be bad for you is if you abused them and did it constantly, DMT is actually very interesting. Most everyone I've met that has experimented with it are very intelligent people, and describe a sense of enlightenment when they come to after the high.
User avatar #15 to #14 - latinotornado (08/19/2013) [-]
>enlightened
would you like me to explain to you what's happening there? My father is in the medical field and I have personally studied the effects of drugs on the brain, especially oppiodes and psychedelics such as shrooms, acid and what not
User avatar #25 to #15 - stillnotbob (08/19/2013) [-]
Except DMT is different and it's a chemical which is naturally produced in the brain. The only ways to get it are from Colorado River Frogs and from a certain mixture of roots and plants. There's a great documentary called The Spirit Molecule if you'd like to learn more.
#27 to #7 - lolfire (08/19/2013) [-]
It's like injecting redbull into your heart and then you start to think you are invincible.   
But it all depends on what purity you are getting.    
   
Buy an EZ test kit if you are going to take it. Don't buy anything under 20%.    
And don't pay more than £40 for a gram.
It's like injecting redbull into your heart and then you start to think you are invincible.
But it all depends on what purity you are getting.

Buy an EZ test kit if you are going to take it. Don't buy anything under 20%.
And don't pay more than £40 for a gram.
User avatar #44 to #27 - latinotornado (08/19/2013) [-]
This, this is the info i'm looking for, thanks playboy
User avatar #10 to #7 - MrFrolo (08/19/2013) [-]
I never tried crack cocaine. But it's regular cocaine. First of all, I hate the taste thats stuck behind your throat after you do a line. It tastes like fish mixed with prescription pills. From personal experience, I only felt numb through out body, mostly around the head and chest. And two lines only lasted 30-40 min (thats how people get addicted, they go line after line after line since the high goes away that quick). Tbh it's not worth it. Sure it's relaxing but for the price and that type of high, it's not wirth my brain and money.
User avatar #11 to #10 - latinotornado (08/19/2013) [-]
Thank you. That's fairly close to what my friends described only they felt very alert and just happy and more energetic, almost like an extreme adderall high
User avatar #51 to #11 - ofmiceandmen (08/19/2013) [-]
That's what I thought exactly. It's like you take the 8 hours of nice, comfortable adderall high and pack it in to one hour of intense adderall high.

Honestly if you like uppers just stick to adderall. It's much safer, while being not as intense it lasts much longer, and is much cheaper.
User avatar #52 to #51 - latinotornado (08/19/2013) [-]
>safer
haha but yea I get you. I ******* love Addy. I used to sell it during Finals week, HOLY **** did I make bank around that time
User avatar #53 to #52 - ofmiceandmen (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, maybe safer isn't the best word. Lesser of two evils I suppose lol I just meant it's not as addicting or as easy to overdose on.
User avatar #55 to #53 - latinotornado (08/19/2013) [-]
Addy is still pretty easy to get hooked on. There was a point in my last school year I was doing it once a week for 3-4 weeks, and on the last week I did it twice in a week and I started feeling ****** the day after, and I realized that my body was going through a withdrawal so I had to give it a break for a good while, drink a lot of water, clean out my system.
User avatar #57 to #55 - ofmiceandmen (08/19/2013) [-]
Oh yeah believe me I know. Adderall's my favorite drug. I've taken a lot of that **** and felt some slight withdrawal.

Cocaine's a whole other beast though. The first time I did it I did two lines. I felt slight withdrawal symptoms immediately after I came down. I did two more lines a little later in the night and felt stronger withdrawal symptoms in the same fashion.
User avatar #19 to #7 - thebukman (08/19/2013) [-]
Depends of the quality. Some of it I barely feel anything, except getting numb on my tongue. And the taste... The taste is awful.
But if you have some good quality then it's really really good. Your mind starts racing, you get happy and you feel very very alert/energetic. But the high only lasts for about an hour or so. All in all not worth it, and it's expensive as **** .
#16 to #7 - bleeduntildeath (08/19/2013) [-]
I felt like I shoulda had pepsi instead... so I did
#26 to #16 - arcticassassin (08/19/2013) [-]
Do you know what that stuff can do to you?
User avatar #37 - bjorntheberserk (08/19/2013) [-]
Crack cocaine is just crack and they come in "rocks" and one crack rock can run anywhere from 5-20 dollars. So yes you can have one crack. One crack rock that is. I swear tumblr is full of 12 year olds.
#47 to #37 - thetuffcooky (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, but who the **** says, "Hey bro, you wanna go do a crack rock?" It's just silly.
User avatar #49 to #47 - bjorntheberserk (08/19/2013) [-]
That is why most of the time it is just called "Crack" but when you buy Crack it is usually by the amount of rocks you want like 2 or 3 or 1 in this instance.

So in this instance you can actually say "I want one rock of crack".
User avatar #36 - dubslao (08/19/2013) [-]
that means he has absolutely no idea what that is
#1 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
on the bright side, your addicted to ****** reposts of tumblr, the most cancerous site on the internet
#35 to #1 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
Clearly you've never been to ifunny. That **** is so bad...
#2 to #1 - articulate (08/18/2013) [-]
Tumblr has some cool stuff.   
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Tumblr has some cool stuff.
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User avatar #46 to #2 - Shadow Guardian (08/19/2013) [-]
I wonder how it would feel to put that in my butt...
User avatar #48 to #46 - articulate (08/19/2013) [-]
Good.
#5 to #2 - topleltoplel (08/19/2013) [-]
What am I looking at, and why can't I stop?
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