You're Playing A Dangerous Game. . December mobile s, My new favourite thing to do when mull up at lights is to see f the person next to me is looking down at t You're Playing A Dangerous Game December mobile s My new favourite thing to do when mull up at lights is see f the person next me looking down t
Upload
Login or register

You're Playing A Dangerous Game

December mobile s,
My new favourite thing to do when mull up at lights is to see f
the person next to me is looking down at their phone.
If they are Await a bit then slowly edge forward like hares about
to take off.
Ihminen' t caused an accident yet, but I' m getting better.
Like ' Comment
and 10 others like this,
...
+1292
Views: 47903 Submitted: 08/18/2013
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (77)
[ 77 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
45 comments displayed.
#1 - rzrback
Reply +41
(08/18/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - martycamp
Reply +221
(08/18/2013) [-]
If people are looking at their phone, then they aren't paying attention to the lights. But they'll see the car next to them start to move. This causes them to panic, and their reflex is to start driving to prevent all the angry honking. However, the light is still red, and if they did go, then they would most likely crash and someone(s) would get hurt.
#26 to #2 - furryflava
Reply +7
(08/19/2013) [-]
>someone(s)
#3 to #2 - mytrueface
Reply +2
(08/18/2013) [-]
So to say, the person in the car next to mine.
#43 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
he's 10, don't even try,.
#38 - lolfire
Reply +50
(08/19/2013) [-]
Pull up at lights.    
Guy beside me starts looking over and expressing he wants to race.    
I pretend to take off   
Lights still red.    
He goes flying forward.    
Police car pulls round the corner.    
Sirens go.    
   
Drive off normally and have a good chuckle.
Pull up at lights.
Guy beside me starts looking over and expressing he wants to race.
I pretend to take off
Lights still red.
He goes flying forward.
Police car pulls round the corner.
Sirens go.

Drive off normally and have a good chuckle.
#8 - DrollHumor
Reply +41
(08/19/2013) [-]
I'm going to try this at every opportunity I get
I'm going to try this at every opportunity I get
#55 to #8 - nowardspls
Reply -1
(08/19/2013) [-]
Cool dude! Maybe you can kill a mother and bonus if you also make some small kids die.


Futhermore, I hope you die in a fire.
#62 to #55 - funnyrage
Reply +1
(08/19/2013) [-]
Cool dude! Maybe you can kill a mother in that fire and bonus if you also make some small kids die.
#57 to #55 - popcornisland
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
It would be the mother's fault for being on the phone
#12 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
what is this anime?
#13 to #12 - yamadragon
Reply +3
(08/19/2013) [-]
Binbougami ga!
Although since you're anon, I don't know how you're going to get this sauce.
#29 to #13 - chrisserv
Reply +1
(08/19/2013) [-]
he probably bookmarked the page
#33 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
Thank you
#9 to #8 - noisuff
Reply +9
(08/19/2013) [-]
please dont
#20 - moneyd
Reply +32
(08/19/2013) [-]
or if you have the opportunity and the space slowly reverse to make them think they're going forward
#25 to #20 - ykaliber
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
This could work if you were on the left side of him/her.
This could work if you were on the left side of him/her.
#49 to #25 - anon
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
Some countries drive on the other side of the road.
#50 to #49 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
Some countries have multiple lanes.
#16 - I Am Monkey
Reply +19
(08/19/2013) [-]
HFW
#56 to #16 - damnchinks
Reply -1
(08/19/2013) [-]
Stupid Chinks.
#15 - thisotherdude
Reply +14
(08/19/2013) [-]
Genius OP! It's a crime you can't get charged for and one way or the other it might make a few people stop using their cellphones so much while driving (I truly hate people who do that, I mean I can understand if someone is ringing and you do a quick look to see who just in case it's important but when you're full on texting or some **** than I have no sympathy for you if you crash)
#35 to #15 - femalebreasts
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
It's not a crime however
#41 to #15 - thornberry
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
but then you hurt the innocent person who he drives into
#17 to #15 - ribbedandstudded
Reply +1
(08/19/2013) [-]
My philosophy teacher put it this way:

In the amount of time it takes the average person to simply look down and type, "kk," your car will travel about 400 feet at an average city speed limit-- over the length of a football field.

How would you respond if I put my hands over your eyes until the car traveled 400 feet? not well, right? well, it's pretty much the same thing.

[spoiler] I was actually in a wreck once because the driver- my idiot step-brother- had looked at the radio to change the station. his eyes were off the road for all of 5 seconds and we ended up hitting the car in front of us.
I call him my idiot step brother because durring this accident, he was not wearing his seat belt. I was. Just before impact, he reached over to stop me from moving forward, pushed back on me-- and pushed himself into the steering wheel. That combined with his lack of a seat belt made him hit the steering wheel so hard he broke 4 ribs.
While that much I can't be angry at him for, this is why I call him an idiot... He says seat belts are unsafe. He thinks it's safer to go without, and teaches his younger siblings and children to never wear their seat belts because it could get them killed... Nevermind that a seat belt would have saved him thousands in medical bills from 4 broken ribs, SEATBELTS KILL!
Needless to say, i'm pretty adamant about it... nothing I can do (i've tried), but at the same time, i don't want him or any of my other family members to end up as a statistic due to his stupidity. He's still family, and I worry. [/spoiler]
#18 to #17 - thisotherdude
Reply +3
(08/19/2013) [-]
Not wearing a seat belt and changing a station while looking at the radio, and too top it all off he had someone right next to him who could easily have changed the station for him. Wow, in terms of sharp tools in sheds he sounds like he's the shed wall.
#19 to #18 - ribbedandstudded
Reply +2
(08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah... I could go on about his stupidity for hours...
I do have to hand it to him though; he knows a lot more about cars than I do... He's just not so good about fixing them... Something we learned from the above wreck actually.
#21 to #19 - sardinez
Reply +1
(08/19/2013) [-]
I assume his seat belt argument is the seat belt ends up holding you in a burning car or something of the sort? Does he realize that in an accident doors are very likely to become jammed and require machinery to pry open, and if you aren't wearing a seat belt.. well good luck climbing out of the car window with your injuries
#58 to #21 - ribbedandstudded
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
More like the "fact" that his father got in a car wreck one day. depending on who you ask, he either survived because he was ejected before the car hit a tree and pushed the steering column where his chest was a moment ago
or
He was able to jump into the passenger seat before the car hit the tree and caused the steering column to jut out.

since then, he's made the excuse that he "doesn't feel safe in a seatbelt."
#73 to #17 - dessydegreemurder
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
That's nice he tried to save you though. But yeah it is kind of ****** up to teach his younger siblings not to wear seat belts. Why does he think they're not safe?
#76 to #73 - ribbedandstudded
Reply +1
(08/19/2013) [-]
Basically his father was in a wreck in which no wearing his seat belt saved his live. He was ejected from the vehicle just before the car hit a tree and drove the steering column into what would have been his chest had he not been ejected.

For some reason, he thinks this can still happen in modern cars. He also thinks that he'll be able to brace himself, or be able to dodge... whatever he thinks is going to happen...
#30 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
They will still be a statistic. Just on the positive side of the spectrum.
#27 - ykaliber
Reply +10
(08/19/2013) [-]
It is dangerous, could cause an accident which could result into death but...
#32 to #27 - misfitsftw
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
thats the point
#54 to #27 - tabarzins
Reply +3
(08/19/2013) [-]
You really gonna blame him? I blame it on the person that's on their phone. They shouldn't be on it while driving.
#63 - idntnoausername
Reply +6
(08/19/2013) [-]
1. Get extra steering wheel
2. Be in passenger seat
3. Pull up next to someone
4. Look over at them constantly
5. When y'all make eye contact, jerk the fake steering wheel towards them
6. Laugh your ass off
#64 to #63 - Dwarf
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5573033 at Bronysexuals ** YFW you accidentally pull the real wheel.
#65 to #64 - idntnoausername
Reply +1
(08/19/2013) [-]
there's a video of someone doing this for ***** n giggles but idk where it is. It's funny as hell tho
#68 to #65 - alekksandar
Reply +3
(08/19/2013) [-]
commercial fake steering wheel

*cough cough* ?
#69 to #68 - idntnoausername
Reply +1
(08/19/2013) [-]
ahh there we go! Thanks man!
#70 to #69 - alekksandar
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
No problem. It was the first funny video I watched on PC.
#71 to #70 - idntnoausername
Reply +1
(08/19/2013) [-]
it was one of the first I saw....the early days are kind of a blur..
#61 - mckaylamaroney
Reply +3
(08/19/2013) [-]
mfw ive done this since the first day ive driven
#10 - yunoknow
Reply +3
(08/19/2013) [-]
that is THE perfect crime
#23 to #10 - thalfak
Reply 0
(08/19/2013) [-]
The perfect crime is a lie
[ 77 comments ]
Leave a comment