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#22 - thechosentroll
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(08/19/2013) [-]
England in a nutshell.
#33 to #22 - heartlessrobot
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(08/19/2013) [-]
********, those chips aren't floating in a bowl of vinegar like it's soup.
#99 to #33 - thebigfudge
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(08/19/2013) [-]
I prefer gravy or curry sauce on my chips
#188 to #33 - thechosentroll
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Ugh, people do that?
#202 to #188 - milthyfoustache
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(08/19/2013) [-]
no
#227 to #188 - meinneger
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(08/19/2013) [-]
yep, one of the most popular flavour of crisps (or as the yanks call them, potato chips) in england is salt & vinegar
#104 to #33 - anon
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Icon source pls
#96 to #33 - anon
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(08/19/2013) [-]
**** vinegar
#151 to #22 - notsureifanon
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(08/19/2013) [-]
You forgot the tea.
#194 to #22 - anon
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(08/19/2013) [-]
AND WOT
#283 to #22 - anon
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(08/19/2013) [-]
what about the rest of Great Britain?
#284 to #283 - thechosentroll
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Throw in a bottle of whiskey, a bagpipe and photoshop the pigeon shagging a sheep.
#138 to #22 - sandwitchman **User deleted account**
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#31 - firehippie
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(08/19/2013) [-]
[germans internally]
#280 to #31 - cyoar
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(08/19/2013) [-]
[netherlands intensifies]
#237 to #31 - alekshm
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(08/19/2013) [-]
[Norways internally]
#250 to #237 - sandwitchman **User deleted account**
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#255 to #250 - alekshm
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(08/19/2013) [-]
It's the "Dipper" the national bird of norway
#136 to #31 - derdadrueben
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#21 - LaBarata
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Well, let's see.

Which one of these birds is more likely to absolutely **** you up?
#25 to #21 - reaperriley ONLINE
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(08/19/2013) [-]
to be honest, if a goose ***** your **** up, you should probably hand in your man card.
#29 to #25 - elyiia
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(08/19/2013) [-]
A guard goose can be more effective than a guard dog. It sounds ******* retarded but it's true.
#77 to #29 - reaperriley ONLINE
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(08/19/2013) [-]
the bark, not the bite. Geese are loud as hell but they wont cause you much physical harm.
#108 to #77 - hemming
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(08/19/2013) [-]
******* lie, geese are scary *******
#109 to #108 - reaperriley ONLINE
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(08/19/2013) [-]
how are they? You just kick the ******* or something. Christ, I grew up on a farm and we had a bunch of geese. And when we went to other farms they had geese too. The park I live by geese migrate to all year round. Geese are not scary.
#165 to #109 - thedarkestrogue
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(08/19/2013) [-]
i live in a farming area and we actually had a goose kill a man.
#111 to #109 - hemming
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(08/19/2013) [-]
I've read plenty of stories and **** about geese breaking peoples arms, legs or ribcages.. Canadian geese though
#113 to #111 - reaperriley ONLINE
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, I can see that happening to a kid or an idiot. But compared to a dog, im more worried about the dog. Geese cant take a pounding to be honest, you kick them and If you can grab their necks and wings.

Maybes its the fact that I grew up on a farm. But geese aren't scary. Also geese migrate south, so "Canadian" geese is kind of a stretcher there.
#115 to #113 - hemming
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Well, probably, I'm more afraid of swans to be honest, huge as **** mother ******* can make hiss noises, I must say I honestly did not expect a ******* bird to hiss at me.. They're also aggressive as hell.. Assholes..
#118 to #115 - reaperriley ONLINE
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geese are the same way. They hiss at you and see how you react. If you stop or move back then they become aggressive. if you keep going at them or pick up your pace they freak the **** out and run. Now the running part changes if your near a nest or very young chicks.

But I honestly don't understand how people on FJ are so damn afraid of geese. Honestly I am more afraid of an eagle, have you seen the talons on those things?
#119 to #118 - hemming
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I'm not really afraid of them.. Uhm it's hard to explain, i got chased by them as a kid which scared the **** out of me so i just have some sort of respect for them i guess.
They may very well be the largest and most dangerous bird in my country though and I don't even know if we have eagles here outside of captivity / Pets..
#221 to #119 - personz
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Actually, Wild Bald Eagles are fairly common now, as so many preservation act happened when it went around that they were endangered, they were but aren't anymore. They're actually becoming close to a very dangerous pest around where I live, around DC, and can be aggressive.
#258 to #221 - hemming
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I'm from Denmark lol. One can very easily go a lifetime here without seeing anything than common wildlife (like sparrows, pigeons, hedgehogs etc) something like deers or foxes is rare.
So an Eagle would be one hell of a sight i tell you what.

It's probably due to us being a very flat, rather cold and boring country with a majority of the country just being fields. (If you, on google earth, zoom in anywhere on Jylland in Denmark, you will most likely end in a field)
It took me 17 years before i saw a squirrel for the first time..
#27 to #25 - anon
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Nahh dude, geese are legitimately hardcore animals. I got chased down and my arm broken by one when I was 8 or 9
#28 to #27 - reaperriley ONLINE
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All the geese I have dealt with whether it was on any of the farms or at the park they attack you until you attack them back. then they run like little bitches.
#58 to #28 - vivapinatapro
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(08/19/2013) [-]
My grandfather has 2 geese as "guard dogs" for his orchard. I **** you not.
#281 to #21 - chromefile
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(08/19/2013) [-]
a bald eagle you idiot.............a bald eagle
#229 to #21 - kontraband
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(08/19/2013) [-]
actualy....
#49 to #21 - mistakoolaid
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(08/19/2013) [-]
not only will a goose **** your **** up if you get too close, you also need to look out for the green landmines they plant at every park in canada!
-This is coming from a "proud" canadian citizen
#59 to #49 - youngnigga
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Try being a baseball player there. You can ****** forget about me diving for fly balls, coach!
#60 to #21 - agentdoubleohio
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(08/19/2013) [-]
they are assholes
they are assholes
#213 to #60 - snowshark
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Can I get a source for that, please?
#292 to #213 - agentdoubleohio
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(08/19/2013) [-]
regular show it was the 100 episode special
#294 to #292 - snowshark
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(08/19/2013) [-]
I appreciate it. However sadly the .gif is funnier than the clip itself for the lack of noise. The ducks vs geese fight was hilarious though. And the towels... cracked me up.
#231 to #213 - anon
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Regular Show
#30 to #21 - autoxx
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(08/19/2013) [-]
A Canadian goose can break a horse's leg with it's wing.
They often beat a cat to death until it is nothing but a bag of broken bones.
If it's a Canada goose, it's probably an asshole.

Source - Canadian common knowledge.
#36 to #30 - itsmedumbass
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(08/19/2013) [-]
I had a run in with a Canadian goose. I still have nightmares about it.
#204 to #30 - milthyfoustache
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Really? I hear the same **** about swans, we have a lot of Canadian geese in the UK and they tend to just run away from people where as swans will stand directly in your way and hiss at you
#209 to #204 - snowshark
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Swans are more passive-aggresive. They don't seek out fights like geese seem to. Geese take the position of fighting things away makes them never want to come back whilst swans prefer to only attack things they feel are a real threat.
#261 to #209 - milthyfoustache
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(08/19/2013) [-]
I dunno they must just be different over here they tend to do **** all, they're squared of my golden retriever for Gods sake. Whereas the swans here are ******* demons my dog is terrified of them
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#144 to #91 - existacne
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Fez? Nope.
#163 to #5 - anon
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(08/19/2013) [-]
i think you mean japan.
#146 to #5 - existacne
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(08/19/2013) [-]
So we met again, Gorynych.
#65 to #5 - Warzonebeta
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(08/19/2013) [-]
THERE YOU ARE!
#4 - lordlolland
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(08/18/2013) [-]
I love our national bird.
#238 to #4 - anon
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(08/19/2013) [-]
sup from Denmark, im visiting from canada!
#247 to #4 - anon
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Badass bird, it'll break you arm if you get too close. If your a kid anyway

Also every dane fear the sound of "HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS" in th dark, when walking near a lake.
#264 to #4 - animedudej ONLINE
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Kvitre, venligst
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#147 to #143 - peyko ONLINE
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Our national animal is also a lion.

Scandinavians unite!
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#157 to #149 - juicyy
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Well only in Zoo's however or War/Royal banner has three crowned lions.
#158 to #157 - juicyy
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(08/19/2013) [-]
*our
#45 - illusiveman
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(08/19/2013) [-]
This one's the best. I mean, its eating a ******* snake on a cactus. That **** is metal.
#78 to #45 - anon
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Also stepping on the cactus with its bare foot.
#61 to #45 - Fjcf
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(08/19/2013) [-]
A HUEVO, CHINGADA MADRE
#201 to #61 - berkut
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(08/19/2013) [-]
¿Qué es peor que un estadounidense patriota?

Un mexicano patriota orgulloso de sus raíces.
#273 to #201 - Fjcf
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(08/19/2013) [-]
nelson
#89 - kanpai
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#274 to #89 - thijsofbodom
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Actually its a lion...
#293 to #274 - anon
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(08/19/2013) [-]
the netherlands is famous for it's giant herds of wild lions
#83 - killerblue
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(08/19/2013) [-]
[freedom intensifies]
#20 - ilikepatatas
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(08/19/2013) [-]
shouldn't it be
"AMERICA SQWAAAWK!!!!"
#26 to #20 - noll
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(08/19/2013) [-]
bald eagle call
this is how america laughs at that comment
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#40 to #26 - anon
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It... it's so cute
#57 to #40 - sumosquash
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Jurassic Park - Velociraptor Call close enough
#1 - ffffyou
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(08/18/2013) [-]
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WBA
#9 to #1 - woodywoodlinson
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(08/18/2013) [-]
BHAFC you mean
#169 to #9 - theBritishNinja
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(08/19/2013) [-]
pipe down
#228 to #1 - meinneger
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(08/19/2013) [-]
**** THE BAGGIES
UP THE WOLVES
#241 to #1 - ethiopia
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