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#22 - thechosentroll (08/19/2013) [-]
England in a nutshell.
User avatar #151 to #22 - notsureifanon (08/19/2013) [-]
You forgot the tea.
#194 to #22 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
AND WOT
#283 to #22 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
what about the rest of Great Britain?
User avatar #284 to #283 - thechosentroll (08/19/2013) [-]
Throw in a bottle of whiskey, a bagpipe and photoshop the pigeon shagging a sheep.
User avatar #33 to #22 - heartlessrobot (08/19/2013) [-]
******** , those chips aren't floating in a bowl of vinegar like it's soup.
#99 to #33 - thebigfudge (08/19/2013) [-]
I prefer gravy or curry sauce on my chips
#96 to #33 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
**** vinegar
User avatar #188 to #33 - thechosentroll (08/19/2013) [-]
Ugh, people do that?
#227 to #188 - meinneger (08/19/2013) [-]
yep, one of the most popular flavour of crisps (or as the yanks call them, potato chips) in england is salt & vinegar
#104 to #33 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
Icon source pls
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#89 - kanpai (08/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #274 to #89 - thijsofbodom (08/19/2013) [-]
Actually its a lion...
#293 to #274 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
the netherlands is famous for it's giant herds of wild lions
#21 - LaBarata (08/19/2013) [-]
Well, let's see.

Which one of these birds is more likely to absolutely **** you up?
#281 to #21 - chromefile (08/19/2013) [-]
a bald eagle you idiot.............a bald eagle
User avatar #25 to #21 - reaperriley ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
to be honest, if a goose ***** your **** up, you should probably hand in your man card.
#27 to #25 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
Nahh dude, geese are legitimately hardcore animals. I got chased down and my arm broken by one when I was 8 or 9
User avatar #28 to #27 - reaperriley ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
All the geese I have dealt with whether it was on any of the farms or at the park they attack you until you attack them back. then they run like little bitches.
User avatar #58 to #28 - vivapinatapro (08/19/2013) [-]
My grandfather has 2 geese as "guard dogs" for his orchard. I **** you not.
User avatar #29 to #25 - elyiia (08/19/2013) [-]
A guard goose can be more effective than a guard dog. It sounds ******* retarded but it's true.
User avatar #77 to #29 - reaperriley ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
the bark, not the bite. Geese are loud as hell but they wont cause you much physical harm.
User avatar #108 to #77 - hemming (08/19/2013) [-]
******* lie, geese are scary *******
User avatar #109 to #108 - reaperriley ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
how are they? You just kick the ******* or something. Christ, I grew up on a farm and we had a bunch of geese. And when we went to other farms they had geese too. The park I live by geese migrate to all year round. Geese are not scary.
User avatar #165 to #109 - thedarkestrogue (08/19/2013) [-]
i live in a farming area and we actually had a goose kill a man.
User avatar #111 to #109 - hemming (08/19/2013) [-]
I've read plenty of stories and **** about geese breaking peoples arms, legs or ribcages.. Canadian geese though
User avatar #113 to #111 - reaperriley ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, I can see that happening to a kid or an idiot. But compared to a dog, im more worried about the dog. Geese cant take a pounding to be honest, you kick them and If you can grab their necks and wings.

Maybes its the fact that I grew up on a farm. But geese aren't scary. Also geese migrate south, so "Canadian" geese is kind of a stretcher there.
User avatar #115 to #113 - hemming (08/19/2013) [-]
Well, probably, I'm more afraid of swans to be honest, huge as **** mother ******* can make hiss noises, I must say I honestly did not expect a ******* bird to hiss at me.. They're also aggressive as hell.. Assholes..
User avatar #118 to #115 - reaperriley ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
geese are the same way. They hiss at you and see how you react. If you stop or move back then they become aggressive. if you keep going at them or pick up your pace they freak the **** out and run. Now the running part changes if your near a nest or very young chicks.

But I honestly don't understand how people on FJ are so damn afraid of geese. Honestly I am more afraid of an eagle, have you seen the talons on those things?
User avatar #119 to #118 - hemming (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm not really afraid of them.. Uhm it's hard to explain, i got chased by them as a kid which scared the **** out of me so i just have some sort of respect for them i guess.
They may very well be the largest and most dangerous bird in my country though and I don't even know if we have eagles here outside of captivity / Pets..
User avatar #221 to #119 - personz (08/19/2013) [-]
Actually, Wild Bald Eagles are fairly common now, as so many preservation act happened when it went around that they were endangered, they were but aren't anymore. They're actually becoming close to a very dangerous pest around where I live, around DC, and can be aggressive.
User avatar #258 to #221 - hemming (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm from Denmark lol. One can very easily go a lifetime here without seeing anything than common wildlife (like sparrows, pigeons, hedgehogs etc) something like deers or foxes is rare.
So an Eagle would be one hell of a sight i tell you what.

It's probably due to us being a very flat, rather cold and boring country with a majority of the country just being fields. (If you, on google earth, zoom in anywhere on Jylland in Denmark, you will most likely end in a field)
It took me 17 years before i saw a squirrel for the first time..
#229 to #21 - kontraband (08/19/2013) [-]
actualy....
#49 to #21 - mistakoolaid (08/19/2013) [-]
not only will a goose **** your **** up if you get too close, you also need to look out for the green landmines they plant at every park in canada!
-This is coming from a "proud" canadian citizen
User avatar #59 to #49 - youngnigga (08/19/2013) [-]
Try being a baseball player there. You can ****** forget about me diving for fly balls, coach!
#60 to #21 - agentdoubleohio (08/19/2013) [-]
they are assholes
they are assholes
User avatar #213 to #60 - snowshark (08/19/2013) [-]
Can I get a source for that, please?
#231 to #213 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
Regular Show
User avatar #292 to #213 - agentdoubleohio (08/19/2013) [-]
regular show it was the 100 episode special
User avatar #294 to #292 - snowshark (08/19/2013) [-]
I appreciate it. However sadly the .gif is funnier than the clip itself for the lack of noise. The ducks vs geese fight was hilarious though. And the towels... cracked me up.
#30 to #21 - autoxx (08/19/2013) [-]
A Canadian goose can break a horse's leg with it's wing.
They often beat a cat to death until it is nothing but a bag of broken bones.
If it's a Canada goose, it's probably an asshole.

Source - Canadian common knowledge.
User avatar #36 to #30 - itsmedumbass (08/19/2013) [-]
I had a run in with a Canadian goose. I still have nightmares about it.
User avatar #204 to #30 - milthyfoustache (08/19/2013) [-]
Really? I hear the same **** about swans, we have a lot of Canadian geese in the UK and they tend to just run away from people where as swans will stand directly in your way and hiss at you
User avatar #209 to #204 - snowshark (08/19/2013) [-]
Swans are more passive-aggresive. They don't seek out fights like geese seem to. Geese take the position of fighting things away makes them never want to come back whilst swans prefer to only attack things they feel are a real threat.
User avatar #261 to #209 - milthyfoustache (08/19/2013) [-]
I dunno they must just be different over here they tend to do **** all, they're squared of my golden retriever for Gods sake. Whereas the swans here are ******* demons my dog is terrified of them
#31 - firehippie (08/19/2013) [-]
[germans internally]
#280 to #31 - cyoar ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
[netherlands intensifies]
#237 to #31 - alekshm (08/19/2013) [-]
[Norways internally]
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User avatar #255 to #250 - alekshm (08/19/2013) [-]
It's the "Dipper" the national bird of norway
#4 - lordlolland (08/18/2013) [-]
I love our national bird.
#238 to #4 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
sup from Denmark, im visiting from canada!
#247 to #4 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
Badass bird, it'll break you arm if you get too close. If your a kid anyway

Also every dane fear the sound of "HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS" in th dark, when walking near a lake.
User avatar #264 to #4 - animedudej ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Kvitre, venligst
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#147 to #143 - peyko (08/19/2013) [-]
Our national animal is also a lion.

Scandinavians unite!
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#157 to #149 - juicyy (08/19/2013) [-]
Well only in Zoo's however or War/Royal banner has three crowned lions.
User avatar #158 to #157 - juicyy (08/19/2013) [-]
*our
#17 - doggstar (08/19/2013) [-]
g'day mate
#155 to #17 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
i think aussie's win and our bird can't even fly, they just run you down and disembowel you
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User avatar #144 to #91 - existacne (08/19/2013) [-]
Fez? Nope.
#163 to #5 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
i think you mean japan.
#146 to #5 - existacne (08/19/2013) [-]
So we met again, Gorynych.
#65 to #5 - Warzonebeta (08/19/2013) [-]
THERE YOU ARE!
#171 - repugnantpug (08/19/2013) [-]
None of these birds even lift like this kiwi does
User avatar #174 to #171 - ivoryhammer (08/19/2013) [-]
Do kiwi birds have a practical use besides being adorable?
User avatar #176 to #174 - repugnantpug (08/19/2013) [-]
There used to be no dangerous animals in NZ since it became a set of islands, meaning it evolved into a feathery beaked ball with 2 legs. So no.

I reckon they're an awesome mascot though.
#185 to #176 - slipperyjoe (08/19/2013) [-]
The only exception is Haast's eagle. A now extinct bird so big that it preyed on Moa.

If the Moa weren't extinct we'd probably have to deal with regular Haast Eagle attacks.
User avatar #187 to #185 - repugnantpug (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm actually a little pissed about how that became extinct here. Maori's ate all the moas because they were just such easy prey, but when all the moa died out, so did those eagles. That's 2 gigantic birds we could have had still alive if people hadn't been so greedy. But oh well, almost every race of humanity has been responsible for an extinction (I bet, but can't verify) at some point, so it's just unfortunate.
User avatar #177 to #176 - ivoryhammer (08/19/2013) [-]
I figured the people used their feathers or down for something.
#180 to #177 - repugnantpug (08/19/2013) [-]
Maori (NZ natives) used to use their feathers for cloaks, but there's just wasn't enough meat on them to be very useful otherwise. Now they're protected here.
User avatar #181 to #180 - ivoryhammer (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I just looked that up on wiki out of curiosity. Funny looking little things.
User avatar #182 to #181 - ivoryhammer (08/19/2013) [-]
The birds, not the Maori
#184 to #182 - repugnantpug (08/19/2013) [-]
That made me laugh more than it should have
That made me laugh more than it should have
#179 to #171 - slipperyjoe (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, check out all that muscle. This kiwi could flip over a ******* quad-bike.
#183 to #179 - repugnantpug (08/19/2013) [-]
You have no idea. No one does. No one expects a mother ******* kiwi.
#126 - doctornick (08/19/2013) [-]
more like: HISSSSSSSS HISSSSS
#12 - shazzshabam (08/18/2013) [-]
Bird of Britain is the Robin.

I don't know how to feel about it.
#14 to #12 - budva (08/19/2013) [-]
beautiful... feel beautiful
User avatar #263 to #12 - swagloon (08/19/2013) [-]
that explains the new bird pokemon.
#81 to #12 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
Robins are feisty little bastards. They mob other birds and basically kick the **** out of them. Very accurate for the English spirit. If you can't beat 'em, get 9 of your friends, beat 'em, force 'em into a kingdom, conquer the world, have tea.
#152 to #81 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
"feisty little" doesnt seem accurate....but im murican. and still feel a great deal of pride for that ass whippin yall got delt
User avatar #206 to #152 - milthyfoustache (08/19/2013) [-]
You weren't kidding about being 'MURICAN.
#83 - killerblue (08/19/2013) [-]
[freedom intensifies]
#45 - illusiveman (08/19/2013) [-]
This one's the best. I mean, its eating a ******* snake on a cactus. That **** is metal.
#78 to #45 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
Also stepping on the cactus with its bare foot.
#61 to #45 - Fjcf (08/19/2013) [-]
A HUEVO, CHINGADA MADRE
User avatar #201 to #61 - berkut (08/19/2013) [-]
¿Qué es peor que un estadounidense patriota?

Un mexicano patriota orgulloso de sus raíces.
User avatar #273 to #201 - Fjcf (08/19/2013) [-]
nelson
#1 - ffffyou (08/18/2013) [-]
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WBA
#9 to #1 - woodywoodlinson (08/18/2013) [-]
BHAFC you mean
#228 to #1 - meinneger (08/19/2013) [-]
**** THE BAGGIES
UP THE WOLVES
#2 - ffffyou (08/18/2013) [-]
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#245 - vuvuzela (08/19/2013) [-]
Baa for Wales.
#269 to #245 - anon (08/19/2013) [-]
"Baaaaah, BAAHHH BAHHHH BAHHHH BAHHHH BAHHH BAAAHHHHH!"
#86 - crazyeyedbioll (08/19/2013) [-]
Everyone saying geese are worse. Exaggeration much? So it runs at you and hisses. kick the ****** in the head. Of course that'd be the solution to any bird running at you. flying at you is a different story. Get a baseball bat for that one
#90 - himyouknowwho ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
and we got the ************* swan!
#44 - bloodygod (08/19/2013) [-]
there is a reason we call our dollar a LOONIE*
#266 - sigcurtis (08/19/2013) [-]
"honk", hahahahaha
#154 - konradkurze (08/19/2013) [-]
future of usa

the 4th reich dominating the world
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