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#13 - turtlepyro
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(08/18/2013) [-]
Fixed.
#125 to #13 - anon
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(08/19/2013) [-]
You forgot the dead horse.
#146 to #13 - danzoshimura
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Shovel face is Cedric Diggory, not Kristen Stewart.
#66 to #13 - chinocochino
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Jacob, keep your shirt on
#17 to #13 - nemula
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(08/18/2013) [-]
why the shovel?
#18 to #17 - mondominiman ONLINE
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(08/18/2013) [-]
she shows no emotion. Took me a second to get it.
#32 to #18 - nhk
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(08/18/2013) [-]
I thought it was because she does that shovel chin face
#58 to #32 - greatgranpapy
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(08/18/2013) [-]
I can dig that.
#11 - feelythefeel
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(08/18/2013) [-]
They really do look like druggies, I'll give them that. But the one in the middle is smiling, and we all know about Kristen Stewart and smiling. I'm still not convinced.
#156 to #11 - niggastolemyname
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(08/19/2013) [-]
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#35 to #11 - blacklite
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(08/18/2013) [-]
Kristen Stewart is a fine actress.

Bella, as a character, was completely flat. No substance. She portrayed her as such.
#96 to #35 - folkflunky
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Exactly. Bella is a ****** character, and Kristen Stewart portrayed her like a goddamn mirror.
#14 to #11 - jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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#4 - watisup
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(08/18/2013) [-]
#1 - malinko
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(08/18/2013) [-]
hmm kinda brown, kinda stupid looking and shovel face. yep id say so.
#57 to #1 - batmanforever
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(08/18/2013) [-]
*Hmm *Yep *I'd
#61 to #57 - theoriginalzombie
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#62 to #61 - batmanforever
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*Get
#140 to #62 - fuckingtrolls
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(08/19/2013) [-]
lel
#6 - ffffyou
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(08/18/2013) [-]
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I'm not sure if they should take pride in that.
#21 to #6 - ryuryu
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(08/18/2013) [-]
Because throne.
#67 - haxslasher ONLINE
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(08/19/2013) [-]
******** they look nothing like twilight.
******** they look nothing like twilight.
#68 to #67 - spoogeyboi
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#98 to #67 - anon
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(08/19/2013) [-]
nobody ******* cares about your show for little girls you stupid ******* manchild
#120 to #67 - theasguard
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(08/19/2013) [-]
I strongly dislike ponies, but I cannot stop laughing at this XD
#34 - phanact
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(08/18/2013) [-]
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#43 to #34 - niggernazi
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(08/18/2013) [-]
my friends burned one twilight book in school, then i came along and we burned a one piece book
#53 to #43 - yourbed
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(08/18/2013) [-]
How well was that recieved?
#55 to #53 - niggernazi
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(08/18/2013) [-]
no one but we knew it. it was our secret
#56 to #55 - yourbed
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(08/18/2013) [-]
o
#80 to #43 - taintedangel
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Why the **** would you burn a One Piece book?
Why the **** would you burn a One Piece book?
#142 to #80 - fuckingtrolls
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Because one piece is ******* gay
#153 to #80 - niggernazi
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(08/19/2013) [-]
why the **** wouldnt i? it twice as gay as twilight
#37 to #34 - triggathepirate
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(08/18/2013) [-]
why do you coming on everything
why do you coming on everything
#54 to #37 - escalario
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(08/18/2013) [-]
I do believe the correct term is 'comment'.
#152 to #54 - taintedangel
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(08/19/2013) [-]
idk, coming on everything sounds fun.
#75 to #54 - triggathepirate
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Niall now you see her
#83 to #37 - brokentail
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(08/19/2013) [-]
...You wouldn't happen to have a picture of the soldier rubbing his face on the right side of the screen, from like...battlefield, would you? I just need that picture for something.
#71 to #34 - darkangeloffire
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(08/19/2013) [-]
I read all 4 books the week before the first movie. Worst week of my life..... so far.
#95 to #34 - dotzero
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(08/19/2013) [-]
First book was decent, though had some questionable plot holes.
Second book was the most boring piece of **** I ever read. 3/4 of it is basically a depressed Bella constantly moping around and doing nothing with her life because he boyfriend dumped her.
Third book I barely remember, which is saying something.
Fourth book had the biggest anti climax you can ever imagine, holy ****. The whole time they're building up for a war, recruiting, training and **** and then once it begins they just talk it out and the enemy decides to come back in a few years. For ***** sake it was horrible. And get this, it was probably the best book out of the four despite the many piece of **** chapters in the end.

I'm not even going to get into the movies.
#128 to #34 - megusters
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(08/19/2013) [-]
This is the exact same mentality non-bronies have.
#39 to #34 - sinonyx
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(08/18/2013) [-]
read it all
i tend to remember a lot about a book i've read.. but the only thing i remember from it is bella is moody, edward is ******* weird, and them playing baseball during a lightning storm (which is actually a pretty awesome concept)

so i'm going to say that the book sucked
#115 to #34 - theblackhorntail ONLINE
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(08/19/2013) [-]
I honestly liked Alice and Jasper's story. Alice was likeable and Jasper was a badass in his past. It would've been a better book if they had focused on secondary characters a bit more instead of a hundred pages of Bella being all awkward and ****.
#74 to #34 - sweetnothings
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(08/19/2013) [-]
read them to see what all the hype was about. first book: was tolerable, second book: was ridiculous. In the first book Bella's main trait supposedly was that she had an old soul and didn't act like other teenagers, but when her love leaves her after a few months she goes into a catatonic state for a few months and then starts practicing self harm techniques (yeah she's such an old soul). Third book: unnecessary love triangle that made me want to throw something and annoying bitch complaining about how awful her life is to have two supposedly hott super natural beings fighting over her. Knows that she will choose Edward but continually does things to lead on Jacob so she doesn't "hurt" him (um what??). Fourth book: annoying main character gets powers to possibly make her badass. Doesn't become badass just ***** her husband a lot. Random vampires with cool powers assemble for epic battle that you get teased with only to have it not happen at the last ******* minute. and basically everyone just says, "well ok, we'll just go our separate ways again for reasons." Then two main characters **** each other for eternity (don't even get good details). To wrap up wolf boys story let's just have him imprint on a ******* baby so he has an excuse to stay around and be "family."

tldr: Not worth the effort/ (small)brain power it takes to read them.
#70 to #34 - weinerdick
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Before everyone was like "OMG TWILIGHT" my friend suggested I read it, so I went to the library and got it.
I was enjoying it somewhat because of the dad, but then I got pissed off and got rid of it because it took 50 ******* pages to describe her truck, the sky, and Edward.
#93 to #70 - envinite ONLINE
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(08/19/2013) [-]
In all honesty, if someone described a truck in like 50 pages full of words, I'd be impressed.
#116 to #93 - weinerdick
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Twilight would impress you.
#20 - antigravitycake
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(08/18/2013) [-]
********. kristen stewart doesnt smile
#81 to #20 - taintedangel
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(08/19/2013) [-]
She smiles. She is actually such a good actor in her Twilight role. It's just that Bella Swan is a ****** ******* character.
#22 to #20 - ryuryu
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(08/18/2013) [-]
You haven't seen her in any other movies, have you?
#46 to #22 - articulate
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(08/18/2013) [-]
She was in Jumper!
#48 to #46 - ryuryu
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(08/18/2013) [-]
There was that one too, but I thought Zathura was a bit more known.
#23 to #22 - antigravitycake
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(08/18/2013) [-]
nope.
#25 to #23 - ryuryu
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(08/18/2013) [-]
She acted out her character, which in the book, was ****** emotionless.
You haven't seen Zathura? Shame on you...
#31 to #25 - tigerrish
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(08/18/2013) [-]
That was her in Zathura!? Damn... Didn't recognize her at all....
#44 to #31 - ryuryu
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(08/18/2013) [-]
Crazy, isn't it?
#26 to #25 - chocolateduck
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(08/18/2013) [-]
actually in the book bella cry's in like every other chapter and has a fear of blood
#27 to #26 - leapinglizard
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#60 to #27 - thisiswrong
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#28 to #27 - chocolateduck
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(08/18/2013) [-]
...its true.....
#38 to #26 - fuzzyballs
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(08/18/2013) [-]
cries*
#42 to #38 - chocolateduck
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(08/18/2013) [-]
i'm sorry ...please forgive me...
#151 to #42 - fuzzyballs
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(08/19/2013) [-]
you should commit seppuku now
#41 to #20 - sinonyx
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(08/18/2013) [-]
i ******* hate people like you   
   
she was actually perfectly acting out her role!! what a ****** actor!
i ******* hate people like you

she was actually perfectly acting out her role!! what a ****** actor!
#59 to #41 - thisiswrong
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(08/18/2013) [-]
dang she is fine =)
dang she is fine =)
#45 to #41 - boothead
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(08/18/2013) [-]
Actually the cast acted as bad as they possibly could in hopes they would'nt have to do a second one...
#49 to #45 - sinonyx
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(08/18/2013) [-]
just because they all hated the books, doesn't mean the acted badly

if you read the books (which i know you haven't), you'd know that the was kristen stewart played bella, was pretty spot on to the bella in the book
edward was the same
the jacob in the movie was actually better than the one in the book though
#112 to #45 - bronywhat
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, because **** money.
#157 to #112 - boothead
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(08/19/2013) [-]
So if they re-shot the twighlight movies and the asked you to Edward Faggen youd be like 'hell yea money!' regardless of the fact youd have to hand over your testicles firts?
#162 to #157 - bronywhat
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(08/19/2013) [-]
That'd be my exact quote. For that kinda money I'd play Bella.
#132 to #41 - damianblu
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(08/19/2013) [-]
If anything they should be bitching about the ****** writing that the acting was based off.
#138 to #41 - YourName
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#101 to #41 - mango
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(08/19/2013) [-]
^Said after that one post about how she was playing her role so well.
#102 to #101 - sinonyx
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(08/19/2013) [-]
which post?
#110 to #102 - mango
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(08/19/2013) [-]
There was a tumbler post awhile ago about how Kristen Stewart wasn't emotionless, she was just acting her role really well and ****, and after that, everyone hopped off the emotion-less Kristen band wagon and hopped on the pity for Kristen band wagon.

I'm just pointing out the fact that if that never happened, he would be agreeing with antigravity, instead of acting like a hero.
#136 to #110 - sinonyx
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(08/19/2013) [-]
dont think i've seen it
but regardless, i've always said that people who say kristen stewert is a bad actor, are retarded.. because i've seen her in other movies and she fairly good.. plus she's hot.. lol
#77 - frysfrys
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(08/19/2013) [-]
Her smile just screams, "Help! These guys are going to rape me!"
#78 to #77 - hairysmellyanus
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(08/19/2013) [-]
More like "I'm getting dp'ed later."
#94 to #78 - foreverarone
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(08/19/2013) [-]
its not gay if the balls dont touch
#7 - fezzo
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(08/18/2013) [-]
If the one on the right is supposed to be the wolfman (forgot his name) he's got too many clothes on.
#8 to #7 - TheNameJin
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(08/18/2013) [-]
Jacob, keep your shirt on