Fuck this shit. Source: Imgur/Your Nightmares. So, you thought you were scared of spiders... Meet this ugly bastard - The Stone Fish, It lives in the costal wat Fuck this shit Source: Imgur/Your Nightmares So you thought were scared of spiders Meet ugly bastard - The Stone Fish It lives in the costal wat
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Fuck this shit. Source: Imgur/Your Nightmares. So, you thought you were scared of spiders... Meet this ugly bastard - The Stone Fish, It lives in the costal wat

Source: Imgur/Your Nightmares

So, you thought you were scared of spiders...
Meet this ugly bastard - The Stone Fish, It lives in
the costal waters of Australia.
if this little shit stings you it causes THE WORST PAIN
KNOWN To MAN - Not even child birth comes close to
the pain caused by this nasty little fucker. The pain so
great people have been known to attempt botched self
amputations on the affected limb.
Here is what some guy experienced after being
SCRATCH ED on the finger, ''I got spiked on the finger by
a Stonefish in Australia ... never mind a bee sting, ..q
Imagine having each knuckle, then the wrist, elbow and
shoulder being hit in turn with a sledgehammer over
the course of about an hour. Then about an hour later
imagine taking a real kicking to both kidneys for about
45 minutes so that you couldn' t stand or straighten up.
This was the tiniest of nicks. Got sensation hack in my
finger after a few days hut had recurrent kidney pains
periodically for several years afterwards. "
PS. - It frequently leaves the water a can live
outside the ocean for upto 24 hours.
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#1 - crazyolitis
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Ofcourse it's from ******* Australia...
Ofcourse it's from ******* Australia...
User avatar #326 to #1 - batmanforever
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*Of course
#23 to #1 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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Koalas are from Australia as well.   
   
Koalas are like the exact opposite of that stone fish.
Koalas are from Australia as well.

Koalas are like the exact opposite of that stone fish.
#24 to #23 - crazyolitis
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You sure?
#25 to #24 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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Well, that koala is wet, every wet koala is brutal.

But this dry koala is cute as hell.
#27 to #25 - crazyolitis
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Bro, koala's are brutal as ****. Two guys tried to steal one from an australian zoo, but it was too aggresive. You know what animal they stole instead? A ******* crocodile. That's how ******* dangerous koalas are. They are GTA's violence incarnate.
#344 to #27 - ionlymadethisforl
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They are koalified to be brutal.
User avatar #337 to #27 - theblackhorntail
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Every pretty thing in Australia is death in disguise
#99 to #25 - anon id: c8b630af
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I'll avoid that.

I'll also avoid feeding them after midnight.

No wonder they always hang out inside the tree in the shade..
User avatar #161 to #23 - zombifier
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actually Koalas are known to maul the **** out of people
#163 to #161 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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Koalas are awesome, they maul the **** out of people with love
User avatar #26 to #23 - splendiddust
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im fairly sure they they have killed people
User avatar #284 to #23 - jacksipian
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watch out for drop bears...
#12 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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There's also a fish that crawls up your dick, they get in through the hole and eat their way in.
They get up to 15 centimeters long and surgery is required to get them out. It's called a nopefish
#77 to #12 - anon id: 96e44085
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Candiru, and no it does not. Few as in one or two cases of the candiru lodging itself in the human urethra have even been documented. This myth has been conjured due to the fact that this little fish can swim upstream very easily and is attracted by the scent of (I cant remember) Which can be found in human urine... They get stuck not because they eat their way through but because they (like a cats dick) have spines that protrude outwards making extraction difficult, (and painful). All in all it's possible, but they don't really do that.
User avatar #100 to #12 - baconfattie
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Yeah but he doesn't do it on purpose, little guy. He thinks u're a fish throwing out "breathed" water.
#228 to #12 - boykokar
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It's called Candiru or, as some people call it, the "penis fish".
User avatar #306 to #12 - xturboxx
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I was actually thinking that's what op was going to post.
#346 to #12 - ubadubba
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#220 to #12 - goodnewseveryone
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User avatar #229 to #12 - Senic
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Isnt that the fish that lives in the Amazon river? That crawls up your penis when you take a piss in the river?

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#20 to #12 - ilgattozaiga
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You forgot the part where they have backwards pointing spikes, so when they get in your dick, they spike themselves in so that they can't be pulled out.
User avatar #21 to #20 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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that's where the surgery part comes in
#54 to #21 - fortehlulzing
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So like...after the surgery, would my dong function normally, or am I totally screwed? Or maybe more like not screwed...you know what I mean
So like...after the surgery, would my dong function normally, or am I totally screwed? Or maybe more like not screwed...you know what I mean
User avatar #55 to #54 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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They'd replace it with a brand new vagina.

you now have an excuse to sit down peeing
#56 to #55 - fortehlulzing
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User avatar #288 to #54 - jacksipian
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by "surgery" he means they have to amputate, so no, you wont be able to use it for any of the fun stuff anymore
#22 to #21 - ilgattozaiga
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Indeed.
User avatar #53 to #12 - genocidalgenesis
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fitting name..
#186 to #12 - thenoodle
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"nopefish"
"nopefish"
#111 to #12 - injerseyforever
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Good thing I kept this picture saved for a moment just like this!
This is them as well.
#171 to #111 - molehasmoles
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God bless Sweden, where the most venomous creature is a small snake that's hardly lethal.
User avatar #299 to #171 - nighthit
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What about the pacu, that eats your testicles.
#378 to #299 - molehasmoles
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It's been found close to the danish coast, so no real proof of it being in Sweden. I ain't afraid of no Ball-Cutters.
User avatar #30 to #12 - crampers
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seriously where does these live, just so i know when to staple my penis head
User avatar #31 to #30 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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I believe these are found in the amazon rain forest, but I know for sure they're not in Australia. one less thing to worry about
User avatar #32 to #31 - crampers
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thank god
User avatar #36 to #32 - breakfastskippa
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People piss into the rivers and these little cunts crawl up your piss stream and into your dick.
User avatar #258 to #36 - crampers
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Actually i've done some research on this the whole day because **** was terrifying, apparently there is only one incident when this have ever happened and even that one incident seems too fishy for scientists. So it is probably just superstitions/a myth, so my penis is way more calm now.
User avatar #295 to #36 - cfeuer
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that would suck, but no. piss doesnt come out as a solid stream. electricity cant even climb it unless you pee 3 inches away from the water
User avatar #33 to #32 - crampers
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Nature*
#42 to #31 - deddead
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The one thing out to kill you that isn't in Australia
#301 to #30 - herpderpherpity
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This is somewhat ******** im afraid, there have been less than 5 documented cases of it actually happening, the little bastard is perfectly capable of doing it, it just almost never happens, so its not that bad. its found near Brazil and other south american countries
#290 to #30 - anon id: 4166c289
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Horror story: Candiru: the Toothpick Fish - Weird Nature - BBC animals
User avatar #291 to #290 - cazpinator
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Login **** .....
#46 - pwnigator
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Doctor´s face when they don´t know what the **** to do, when there´s a patient, who got stung/touched by a stone fish.
User avatar #175 to #46 - cowisbeast
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painkillers?
User avatar #187 to #175 - thecjism
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doesn't work for things like this
User avatar #188 to #187 - cowisbeast
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pain killers dont work for reducing pain?
User avatar #189 to #188 - thecjism
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They don't work on things like this. Like some jellyfish stings and painful stings like this. They block physical pain receptors, not ones that are affected in the brain.
User avatar #269 to #189 - cowisbeast
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all pain is caused by the brain..
#71 to #46 - LarsGoes
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sedate ofc...
User avatar #10 - gastrofizzy
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Caught one of these once.
Touched it. Picked it up. Poked it.
**** am I glad I didn't touch the spikes.
#59 - ffffyou
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I wanted to go for a swim in the nearby river today. Now I find out about nope and stone fishes
User avatar #113 to #59 - scilla
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they only live in the ocean around australia and indonesia
#116 to #113 - ffffyou
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This image has expired
User avatar #379 to #113 - iamyourfetish
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they not live in Indonesia, they lives in New Guinea and Australia
and New Guinea not part of Indonesia
User avatar #173 to #59 - TheGodamnBatman
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The nopefish will most likely avoid your meat stick unless you pee then it trys and finds it and then your ******
User avatar #205 to #59 - snakefire
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They're ocean ******* fish.
#40 - spielman
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I stepped on one of these once
User avatar #47 to #40 - heartlessrobot
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Did you die?
User avatar #48 to #47 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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yes.
#51 to #47 - spielman
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/no
User avatar #122 to #51 - playercz
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if you actually stepped on it, did it hurt ?
#123 to #122 - spielman
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A hell of a ******* lot. Like, ridiculously.
User avatar #124 to #123 - playercz
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in scale of 1 to 11
#125 to #124 - spielman
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545842415115458415212.65
User avatar #128 to #125 - playercz
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would you try it again ?
#130 to #128 - spielman
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yes
User avatar #151 to #130 - nggamer
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describe the pain
#248 to #151 - melwach
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User avatar #132 to #130 - playercz
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great
User avatar #126 to #125 - playercz
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oh
#15 - neexx
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#196 to #15 - unholyjebus
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Dark Souls in a nutshell
#142 to #15 - europe
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"AAAAAAAA"
"AAAAAAAA"
User avatar #16 to #15 - neoexdeath
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You know **** is real when a goddamn Honey Badger freaks out.
User avatar #127 to #16 - dumbassvtwo
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Thats an ordinary badger i'm sure.
User avatar #117 - hellspawner
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User avatar #283 to #117 - damnpolice
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I really doubt this, Pacu's mainly feed on Plankton, insects, snails, plants, fruits and grains.
User avatar #358 to #117 - monkeysniper
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And to think I loved to swim...
#158 to #117 - deathchain
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From the comments in your link.
User avatar #176 to #117 - urbancohort
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"Testicles fit nicely in their mouth." what a gayfish.
#371 to #176 - beanpopper
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kanye west... what a kanye west you mean
#118 to #117 - nigeritobandito
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mfw i live in sweden
User avatar #264 to #118 - Keril
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Is this fear what Australians feel every day?
User avatar #377 to #118 - dubator
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it was just joke some swedish guy pulled
#354 to #118 - liquidvoodoo
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MFW I just moved to Malmö, about 5 minute walk from that sea...
MFW I just moved to Malmö, about 5 minute walk from that sea...
#372 to #354 - beanpopper
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haha thumb face
#367 to #354 - anon id: 99a227ba
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u look like a thumb
User avatar #368 to #367 - liquidvoodoo
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I wish I looked like Devin Townsend, sometimes.
User avatar #209 to #118 - ftdragneel
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You don't really need to worry, because they mostly live in South America
#134 - devilmay
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Aah. ******* Australia.
#61 - mattdoggy
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Why would people live there   
it's like everything was made to kill or eat people
Why would people live there
it's like everything was made to kill or eat people
#155 to #61 - thevoodoofrog
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Its pretty easy to avoid all these animals, you know.

Of course, I do have a crippling fear of the ocean and deep water, so that helps.
User avatar #165 to #61 - kirkbot
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clearly, the people there are more badass than you
#322 to #61 - anon id: 4267238e
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There are civilised and non-dangerous areas of Australia
User avatar #339 to #61 - bobodevetjedan
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Because of the british.
User avatar #366 to #61 - elyiia
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Serious answer, a **** ton of natural resources.
#136 to #61 - analbreach
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Because if they don't keep those demons in check the other animals will evolve to kill us. It'll be like that movie After Earth. Animals' FW