Trauma. That'll do the job.. 1. get the following items from your local Wallmart. A water baby (in the girls my aisle.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a
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That'll do the job.

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1. get the following items from your local Wallmart.
A water baby (in the girls my aisle.) It is a regular looking baby
doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm
water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real,
baby.
3 jars of strawberry preserves. It has to be preserves, jams and
Hive don' t work as well.
2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just
about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with
3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of
your window onto their windshield. They will see a jiggly baby go
flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and
chunky gore.
4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck
and dies.
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#19 - craxxet (08/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Jams and jellys don't work as well"

So the creator of this "instruction" actually did it with both and noticed a difference?
#1 - wardd (08/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I just have one question
#20 - Bluemistake (08/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Well I'm colourblind and I can't read this. That was fun.
#17 - odytoboman (08/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
My friends and I had an idea for a series of anti abortion ads that worked in a similar vein.    
   
"You wouldn't do this to a 1 month old", while casually tossing the doll into a woodchipper, "but a little over half a year ago, you could do something close."   
   
Steamroller, High-powered slingshot into a brick wall, microwave; we had pages of them. Our mixture was chunky spaghetti sauce blended, crushed watermelon innards, and fettuccine noodles    
   
Funny thing is we were all pro choice.
My friends and I had an idea for a series of anti abortion ads that worked in a similar vein.

"You wouldn't do this to a 1 month old", while casually tossing the doll into a woodchipper, "but a little over half a year ago, you could do something close."

Steamroller, High-powered slingshot into a brick wall, microwave; we had pages of them. Our mixture was chunky spaghetti sauce blended, crushed watermelon innards, and fettuccine noodles

Funny thing is we were all pro choice.
#32 - shadowthedark (08/18/2013) [-]
Why is everyone saying this is weird. This 						****					 was hilarious.
Why is everyone saying this is weird. This **** was hilarious.
#63 - zombifier (08/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I'm colorblind and can't 						*******					 read this, someone help?
I'm colorblind and can't ******* read this, someone help?
#67 to #64 - gentlemanotaku (08/18/2013) [-]
PRESERVES.
PRESERVES.
#80 - theghostace (08/18/2013) [-]
Oh great, yet another item to add to my infinitely long " **** I REALLY shouldn't do, but will" list
#10 - I Am Monkey (08/18/2013) [-]
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#76 - vampyrate (08/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Had to have someone else read this for me. I'm red color blind so it just looked like a grey square to me
Had to have someone else read this for me. I'm red color blind so it just looked like a grey square to me
#50 - seonjones (08/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#18 - dafuq (08/18/2013) [-]
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#47 - Womens Study Major (08/18/2013) [+] (21 replies)
This has got to be one of the dumbest most imature childish things I have read on this site for a while... this could kill someone, that isn't a joke. They culd get into a serious accident because of this. The **** gets all over their windshield and they can't see. That's extremely dangerous on the highway going normal speeds. Seriously, grow the **** up.
#45 - Namezone (08/18/2013) [-]
or you could drop them from the side of an overpass a few times for the glory of chaos.
#88 - godzillaeatslazers ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
**godzillaeatslazers rolled a random image posted in comment #165918 at Shin Anime Social Board ** mfw i laugh
#86 - arkytior (08/18/2013) [-]
genius!
#100 - yisumad (08/18/2013) [-]
That's 						*******					 BRILLIANT.
That's ******* BRILLIANT.
#75 - datfunnyguy (08/18/2013) [-]
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