Me be da atheist. . Haw mu can HAVE. Hahaha, religious people are dumb for having a faith.
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#8 - davidteninch (08/18/2013) [-]
Hahaha, religious people are dumb for having a faith.
User avatar #10 to #8 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
No, they are dumb for being ******* hypocrites.

Not all of them, of course.
#22 to #8 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
Well technically, yeah.
#34 - ganjalf (08/18/2013) [-]
If jesus isn't real, how do you explain this picture of him?
Checkmate atheists
#3 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/17/2013) [-]
So I read    
"I don't understand how you can have such an abortion for an imaginary character"   
It was way better when I read it that way.
So I read
"I don't understand how you can have such an abortion for an imaginary character"
It was way better when I read it that way.
User avatar #11 - zarcos (08/18/2013) [-]
Atheists are the only ones who make fun of people for worshipping made up things.
#18 to #11 - popeflatus (08/18/2013) [-]
And so they should :3
User avatar #21 to #18 - zarcos (08/18/2013) [-]
No they shouldn't. If people want to believe in something let them.
#38 to #21 - andthenilold (08/18/2013) [-]
They have every right to believe in what they want to believe. That doesn't mean we should censor jokes made about religion.
If I decide to believe that the sun came from an orange rolling down the street and eventually flying up in the sky, people can make jokes about it because it's very stupid to believe in our modern society. I still however have every right to believe in it. It's freedom of speech.
User avatar #189 to #38 - zarcos (08/19/2013) [-]
Just because you're allowed to do something doesn't mean you should.
User avatar #31 to #21 - cheesymondo (08/18/2013) [-]
who's stopping them? if they don't want to be ridiculed they shouldn't hold such ridiculous beliefs.
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User avatar #82 to #72 - alexusapi (08/18/2013) [-]
you're born gay, you're not born a particular religion.
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User avatar #117 to #89 - alexusapi (08/18/2013) [-]
depends on what you are suppose to tolerate. tolerating prejudice and downgrading opinion towards homosexuality and women is not something i want to just tolerate. i want to vocalize my opinion that things religion brings with their scriptures is holding back evolution of our civilization as a whole, at least some countries are realizing this, countries like Sweden, Denmark and Japan to name a few have a majority population of agnostic/atheists. countries who are what most religious people also have the highest intolerance for homosexuality and womens rights, countries like Afghanistan,Iraq and Jordan. Atheists don't have a set of beliefs, so saying an atheist shoves his beliefs down your throat is basically meaningless, just like i shove my non-collecting stamp hobby down peoples throats.
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User avatar #129 to #125 - alexusapi (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah i agree with you there, i think the only battle atheists(not all atheists obviously) fight are against organized religion, fighting against the notion that a god exists is merely a philosophical argument, most atheists including myself trust the scientific theory for our understanding of the universe, and since god can't be proven to exist through evidence there is absolutely no motive for actually believing he is real, and from that the pastafarianism movement started, the existence of the flying spaghetti monster has as much a scientific ground as the notion of a god and a personal god for that matter. The burden of proof lies with the one that claims a truth, a truth that god exists.
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User avatar #134 to #130 - alexusapi (08/18/2013) [-]
yeah, but why? do you believe in god but still think he doesn't exist? aren't you really just believing in moral codes because they sound good to you? you can follow the ten commandments without religion, our society has developed past the point were religion is needed to understand our universe and our beginning .
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User avatar #147 to #145 - alexusapi (08/18/2013) [-]
yes, and most atheists love their fellow man, you don't need religion to be a good person.
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User avatar #146 to #144 - alexusapi (08/18/2013) [-]
ok and which god do you believe is the "real" one?
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User avatar #156 to #149 - alexusapi (08/18/2013) [-]
i'm not here to force you to change your mind or anything, i just want to leave you with this thought. you don't have any solid reason to believe what you believe, it sounds to me that you just want to be a good person and think that religion is somehow a prerequisite for that, which is just not true, i give a lot to charity, I've worked with kids who have been bullied, i live with my grand parents at the moment because my grandmother is fighting cancer. i consider myself a good person and i always fight for what is right, and the things that are going on in the middle east and even some parts of the united states i think are immoral and wrong, and their fuel is religion.
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User avatar #166 to #161 - alexusapi (08/18/2013) [-]
that's good i have no beef with people like you. and it would greatly benefit our world if all people had the same religion as you, but they don't, there is bad religion, and that is my focus. in a perfect world there would be no religion, everybody would be nice to each other, there would be no war and all the money that would go to military costs goes towards scientific research instead. that's a world i want to live in.
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User avatar #101 to #89 - mornanddusk (08/18/2013) [-]
the difference being - where do you draw the line. With religion, people can believe whatever the hell they like. Atheists hit back, when those beliefs start having substantial negative outcomes - no one is saying 'WE DON'T TOLERATE RELIGION!!!"

it's more nuanced than that. What Atheists generally say is 'We don't tolerate the bad religion is doing'. That's all...
User avatar #190 to #82 - zarcos (08/19/2013) [-]
You aren't born gay nor are you born straight.
User avatar #202 to #190 - alexusapi (08/19/2013) [-]
well you aren't really born with any brain capacity, but the underlying DNA that will control your sexuality in the future is still in you, even though it serves no purpose when you're just an infant. if sexuality was 100% environmental factors than why the **** are so many animals homosexual? there isn't just this one gene that actually controls sexuality, it might be written in DNA that would otherwise control loving your parents or something.
User avatar #100 to #72 - mornanddusk (08/18/2013) [-]
except that homosexuality isn't ridiculous....
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User avatar #112 to #103 - mornanddusk (08/18/2013) [-]
Actually there a tonnes of strong reasons why it isn't ridiculous. Which mainly come from what people say is ridiculous about it, being proven otherwise - but that's another conversation for another time.

No, you can make fun of it - it's not nice, but you can. You do have that right; taking that away is the equivalent of censorship, and you'll end up with a situation like closet racists = not actually solving the problem.

Also, tolerance means accepting something you do not agree with for the sake of betterment, so that isn't strictly a right. And the reason you tolerate them them, isn't because you have to - it's because you recognise that it is not harmful (in Philosophy this is called the Harm Principle) . Which funnily enough, comes back to it not being ridiculous in the first place.
#24 to #21 - popeflatus (08/18/2013) [-]
Sure, unless it is detrimental to society at large. We don't allow people to walk the streets that have voices in their heads telling them to do things, so religion isn't really any different.
User avatar #36 to #24 - responsibletim (08/18/2013) [-]
You could just quit being a dick and let people be happy. Not that hard, m8.
#35 to #11 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
>Implying theists don't mock and persecute other theists for their beliefs
User avatar #191 to #35 - zarcos (08/19/2013) [-]
I have met a lot more asshole atheists than asshole theists. For the most part religious people are kind, friendly and tolerant.
User avatar #51 - mynameisgeorge (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, because Jesus was never a real person

Have fun in the 8th grade you edgy admin
#81 to #51 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
Jesus existed, but he wasn't the son of god.
User avatar #13 - captainfuckitall (08/18/2013) [-]
>Implying Atheists aren't just as annoying as religious people
User avatar #99 to #13 - mornanddusk (08/18/2013) [-]
i don't think thats the point it's making... it's more about hypocrisy....
#86 - aslypancake (08/18/2013) [-]
My view on religion isn't that it's if God exists or not, (though I believe he does) I find religions to be a comfort for the scary reality that is death.
User avatar #160 to #86 - toguro (08/18/2013) [-]
I find death to be both insanely terrifying and insanely exciting, like the world's greatest rollercoaster. Because from my point of view, I'm going to be the first person to find out what happens after death - no-one on this earth can truly tells me what happens, only I can find out for myself. Sure the Christian side of me says "Heaven and Hell" but my mind says "consider everything and whatever is the right one, you're going to find out"

A big ol' mystery which I'm going to solve for myself.
User avatar #98 to #86 - mornanddusk (08/18/2013) [-]
While i agree - that doesn't mean that's a good thing. If anything, wouldn't you say, that using religion like that, just makes people effectively run away from the issue - instead of learning to accept and get over death as just part of life?
User avatar #114 to #98 - aslypancake (08/18/2013) [-]
It's psychologically normal to fear death, why not make it as least scary as possible?
User avatar #119 to #114 - mornanddusk (08/18/2013) [-]

i'm saying that's fine. But it has to be done in a way that doesn't cause more harm.

I'm gonna try and explain best i can, please bare with me.Telling someone there's an afterlife, without any real truth behind (just go with it for the sake of argument) - is the same as lying to them to make them feel better. When people en masse start believing in such a lie - you know have a problem.

I'm not saying it's wrong to comfort people. I'm just saying there are more effective ways to do it.
User avatar #121 to #119 - aslypancake (08/18/2013) [-]
fair enough. take some thumbs
User avatar #122 to #121 - mornanddusk (08/18/2013) [-]
appreciated. take some in return ^_^
User avatar #120 to #119 - mornanddusk (08/18/2013) [-]
#52 - hankpym (08/18/2013) [-]
>having a batman obsession
#7 - crazyolitis (08/17/2013) [-]
inb4 the 			*********		 some people are going to inevitably create.   
 *cough* schnizel *cough*
inb4 the ********* some people are going to inevitably create.

*cough* schnizel *cough*
User avatar #40 to #7 - herbolifee (08/18/2013) [-]
You're about 10 years late
#12 to #7 - schnizel (08/18/2013) [-]
#2 - potatophucker (08/17/2013) [-]
"You're all going to hell"

-Buddy Jesus
#56 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
Keep this 9fag cancer out of FJ please.
#57 to #56 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
**** off you Christian cunt, get some intelligence, this is 2013, not 1554
#1 - schnizel (08/17/2013) [-]
I've got something too.
#4 to #1 - anon (08/17/2013) [-]
Ok, now I really like you!And yes I'm the same anon.
#43 to #1 - herbolifee (08/18/2013) [-]
That was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on the internet. Even though it's most likely intended to be, I still raged.
User avatar #45 to #43 - schnizel (08/18/2013) [-]
#6 to #1 - crazyolitis (08/17/2013) [-]
Well, on the upside it isn't one of the other 3 things you've been posting all the time lately.
#9 to #1 - mayormilkman (08/18/2013) [-]
Too many comments are getting stickied these days just so they can get thumbed down.

lol @ the final panel
User avatar #14 to #9 - shiifter (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, it happened to me too. I lost like, 140 thumbs on it. I thought it would be a good addition, but you give funnyjunk just the tiniest bit of power and the first thing they do is abuse it.
#5 - anon (08/17/2013) [-]
dur hurr durrrr lets compare a comic book character to philosophy.
Enjoy living with the thought that you are soulless and human existence is no more meaningful that the existence of some random piece of rock, floating aimlessly thru space.
#16 to #5 - unholyjebus (08/18/2013) [-]
It would be great if I believed I was Batman but I know that I'm not.
User avatar #32 to #5 - cheesymondo (08/18/2013) [-]
i feel sorry for you if that's how you view life, worthless without a master mafia boss.
User avatar #41 to #5 - herbolifee (08/18/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for you. I'm really my view on life is not this limited, this shallow...
#20 to #5 - popeflatus (08/18/2013) [-]
Well..did you know that Yahweh, the god of the bible is actually a child of the god El from a pre-existing Canaanite religion, before there were Israelites? This type of syncretisation happened throughout all of human history and is no way exclusive to the Middle East. Many of the stories in the old testament are taken from myths in the surrounding areas that sometimes predate the old testament by 1000 years! Genesis, Noah, Moses...all taken from various per-exisiting cultures and turned into what people worship today. It is the era of new some homework....please.
#83 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
This is one of the reasons why I hate batman so much... people ******* worship him like some god. He's not even a real super hero. There's nothing super about him. He's just a hero. He's basically a smart ninja... are ninjas super heroes? No. Batman should not be part of the justice league. He's a ******* glorified detective. He has no super powers. He's not super human. He's a regular ninja. Call him a hero, but not a SUPER hero.
#46 - ultratoaster (08/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #155 - xyxoz (08/18/2013) [-]
There's a difference between adoration and belief, asshole.
#131 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
HEY I HAVE AN IDEA - Why don't we keep religious **** off of funnyjunk because it inevitably creates huge ********** ? Also this contents from ******* 9gag, and for some reason I can't comprehend religious posts tend to garner huge ******* amounts of pinkies even though no one seems to enjoy them.

My two cents on the subject? I really don't mind thiests. Most I know don't shove it down my throat, and for the most part don't friggin holler their religions from ever rooftop. Only a small percentage do that, and its fun to watch everyone unite against them (cough, Westboro church, cough) so I say lets keep em.

It's kinda ironic this doesn';t happen to the athiests, who I find on the internet to be annoying as all hell. I don't give a **** about scientific facts. Honestly, if you just think about the world - how perfectly crafted with all its nuances and beauty - then it can DEFINITELY make you believe in some sort of higher power. Having faith is not a bad thing.
User avatar #127 - callan (08/18/2013) [-]
Those two things are completely different in that the comic fan doesn't actually believe batman is real. I'm just saying...
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