LEARN THE DIFFERENCE. It could save you a bag of funyuns. Sativa Indira energy stimulating chilling head high appetite cerebral body high uplifting deep relaxat
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LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE. It could save you a bag of funyuns. Sativa Indira energy stimulating chilling head high appetite cerebral body high uplifting deep relaxat

It could save you a bag of funyuns

Sativa Indira
energy
stimulating chilling
head high appetite
cerebral body high
uplifting deep relaxation
creativity sleep aid
Fences pain + nausea relief’
fights depression stress - anxiety relief'
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#1 - anon (08/17/2013) [-]
while true, but you need to remember everyone is different and pot effects us all differently.
#4 to #1 - drzombro (08/18/2013) [-]
That's something my friends just won't understand.

Last time I tried to get high I got a really bad trip. I would imagine getting such a trip after taking LSD or eating shrooms but not after smoking pot. It still sends chills up my spine just thinking of it.

The first time was the best. I didn't puke, but still felt like **** .
User avatar #19 to #4 - bulwark (08/30/2013) [-]
Good ol' cold sweat, shakes and puking I assume? It's pretty common. Hell, even after several years of smoking weed, I still get it sometimes. It's really something you just gotta... fight, I guess?

Let me explain. Part of getting a bad trip on weed is thinking you're going to get it or that you already are. It is amazing how the brain can **** with us. That bad trip you can get from pot mostly resembles a really bad case of anxiety. But fear not, it is absolutely harmless. While you may feel like **** , it isn't anything to worry about.

A good way to avoid it (atleast, for me) is to do 2 things.

1: Don't drink alcohol before smoking, or at all. Those two components is a pretty sure way to feel like **** in no time.

2: IF you're unlucky and you can feel it sort of coming. ya know... everything fades, your hearing gets sludgy, like you're underwater. Just put your arms behind your head and breathe slooooowly. Inhale through your nose and exhale through your mouth... and most importantly, just keep saying "It's nothing, just a typical occurance, I just need to focus a bit and make it go away"

Loooong ass comment I know, but I just wanted to tell you my experiences
#21 to #4 - skvat (08/30/2013) [-]
bulwark is right. It's also called to get "sugar-cold" in danish, translated directly. It happens when you smoke and dont got any sugar in you body.. and feel like you are going to puke, and just feel bad overall.. Then get some soda and a candybar
#5 to #1 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
I was going through some depressing time in my life. No job, grades where crap, all my friends left on some life adventure. I was smoking every weekend at the time, and that Saturday i hit a dime all at once at thought about my life, afterwords everything i thought about stuck with me. And i picked up my life. Pot definitely does effect everyone differently.
User avatar #2 to #1 - bulwark (08/18/2013) [-]
That is true to some extend... however it has been proven that certain strains always have certain effects. Unless ofcourse you have a sort of immunity to THC (Which is rare)
User avatar #17 to #2 - whoaman (08/30/2013) [-]
One of my friends doesnt have full immunity to thc but it takes more for him to get high. His mom smoked a bunch of pot while she was pregnant.
User avatar #18 to #17 - bulwark (08/30/2013) [-]
Irresponsible parents =/ ugh...

As much as I believe weed is an amazing plant, it should not be used by anyone under 18 years...
#20 to #18 - skvat (08/30/2013) [-]
I agree with you, but it shouldnt be used by anyone under 22 i think! Or around that age, it should only be used by people wich bodies is fully "evolved". It's just stupid to do it before that. I'm 17...
User avatar #22 to #20 - bulwark (08/30/2013) [-]
Jamen dog, en danefælle halløj. vi holder den lige engelsk så de kære folk kan følge med.

I tried it for the first time when I was 19... and funnily enough, I got a super effect out of it (most people take 3-4 times before they actually feel anything)

And 22 is... meh... to be honest, you should be the master of your own life when you are 18... also some people mature before others, which is another thing to take into consideration
#23 to #22 - skvat (08/30/2013) [-]
hahaha fedt manner ! adder dig altså, mangler nogle danske venner på denne side.

I agree with you But the point i wanna make is, that is doesnt have to be 22. Just when your body if fully grown, and your brain is fully grown. And that doesnt happen when you are 18, 19 or 20 well in some cases maybe at age 20 i think...

btw, hvor i dk er du fra?
User avatar #24 to #23 - bulwark (08/30/2013) [-]
Har accepted ;)

I got a funny story for ya. You see, the guy who got me to smoke weed for the first time is one of my good friends who is 2 years younger than me. I have developed into a healthy consumption of about 2-3 times a week at tops and usually with friends. I have made new friends, I am getting to do my dream job AND I sleep so much better at night.

Now... what has happened to my friend? He smokes everyday, mostly alone. He can't control his money because of it. He is a jew about his weed. (there is a rule that says "if you smoke together, you share") By this I mean that he will... on purpose... try to put less weed in the mix and say he doesn't have any, even if he does, just because he wants it for himself.

I think in this instance, he should have waited a couple years before starting himself... but yea...

Sydfyn... Svendborg for at være helt præcis :p dig?
#25 to #24 - skvat (08/30/2013) [-]
****** up :p

Bor i KBH på Amager
User avatar #26 to #25 - bulwark (08/30/2013) [-]
Hah, gode gamle Amager xD alt for mange ballade magere
#27 to #26 - skvat (08/30/2013) [-]
Det siger alle det er så ******
#28 to #27 - bulwark (08/30/2013) [-]
Sgu nok fordi det er sandt, haha! xD
User avatar #16 - coloradokush (08/23/2013) [-]
Hybrids<33
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#7 to #6 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
Short answer: Yes
The name is only to identify all the different strains, the real difference is the percentage of THC in the marijuana. Ex: some "Orange Kush" could only have maybe 10-15%* THC which is decent while some Skywalker Kush could have 15-20%* THC which is better.
*Percentages are not accurate
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#15 to #8 - bergantzpants (08/18/2013) [-]
Sorry I answered poorly. In California, they use street names.
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#9 to #6 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
The main differences are between Indica & Sativa.

If Nimbus 2000 is Indica and Diesel is Sativa (no idea if they are or aren't) one will make you quicker, one will make you slower.

Individual 'strains' on either side have different ratios of Cannabinoids. Each one offering a different effect, say Nimbus 2000 is high in Cannabinoid 1 and Puffmegakush is high in Cannabinoid 2, they will have different effects.

And the percentage of the Cannabinoids that are THC has a large effect too.
User avatar #14 to #9 - lehappyturtle (08/18/2013) [-]
The Nimbus will make you quicker.

I mean, come on.. It's a Nimbus 2000!
User avatar #29 - zodianchor (09/19/2013) [-]
and if you have a hybrid it has all the good effects of both!! woohoo!!
#11 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
so which one makes you paranoid as ****
User avatar #12 to #11 - teranin (08/18/2013) [-]
Indica causes more paranoia than sativa
#10 - anon (08/18/2013) [-]
Ah hah we're so cool smoking weed.
User avatar #3 - parralax (08/18/2013) [-]
Why not both?
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