Good Guy Satan. whoever guesses my favorite number gets a random gif. even though I dont have much.... watc hth_ ashy tou lg ht: sposta_ neoi stilen HEW: if you
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Good Guy Satan

Good Guy Satan. whoever guesses my favorite number gets a random gif. even though I dont have much.... watc hth_ ashy tou lg ht: sposta_ neoi stilen HEW: if you

whoever guesses my favorite number gets a random gif. even though I dont have much...

watc hth_ ashy tou lg ht:
sposta_ neoi stilen HEW:
if you go to hell tor being bad why wouldn' t satan reward
you tor it why does he make you suffer mt id be like hell
yeah ************ you my ***** lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a
really yam question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn' t he considered
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or diretly?
were becoming self aware
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User avatar #7 - adu (08/17/2013) [-]
Except that's not how the theology works at all. The belief is that Satan was sent to hell to suffer eternal torment for rebelling against God's will. He has no control over his suffering or anyone else's. Satan only wants other people to end up there with him because he's an asshole.
#36 to #7 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
Very true, the whole notion that he's down there punishing people is silly, he's miserable and wants others to be miserable with him. He's not tasked with punishing the sinful, he's just an ass who wants every one to suffer as he suffers.
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#60 to #7 - aerosol (08/18/2013) [-]
So he's kinda Rorschach(when he was in prison) in that sense?
#16 to #7 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
Except that Satan never went to Hell, and is the angel in charge of tempting humans to make sure they are worthy of Heaven. Sama-el was the angel who rebelled, cast into the pit, an barred by the cherubim from entering Heaven. Which explains why Satan is in Heaven talking to God, in the Book of Job. Sama-el tortures humans, because he hates humans, being told to bow to humans is why he led 1/3 the Host of Heaven in rebellion.
#20 to #16 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
the **** are you on, that is completely wrong
User avatar #84 to #16 - ciarancrashy (08/18/2013) [-]
My man, someone who understands it the way I do... sort of
User avatar #28 to #16 - amegaara (08/18/2013) [-]
what books have you been reading man?
#38 to #28 - ajweston ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
The first sentence of his post is based somewhat on contextual translations of Satan's hebrew name that kind of make him sound like the attorney for Heaven if "the people of Earth vs. the State of Heaven" was a court case (so far as I can tell or makes any sense at all). The context for this translation appears only a few times in the Old Testament though, and pretty much all other references to him in later texts personify him as evil. The rest of his comment comes from Jewish lore I know nothing about.
#68 to #7 - mymissiondaytwo (08/18/2013) [-]
But then comes my next question. If so many satanist cults claim they can summon Lucifer and other great demons (which are allegedly in hell against their will) to learn stuff from them and gain some of their "demonic powers", wouldn't it mean there's a way out of hell for them ?
I mean, if demons are so powerful that they can **** us up anytime they want to, wouldn't it mean they don't have to rely on some petty incantations and drawings made by humans to actually roam freely out of hell ?
There have been some cases of demonic possession (or so would some multimedia platforms have us believe), so wouldn't this mean that they are already living beside us ?
Could my nice neighbor actually be Satan incarnate ?

Also, the bible speaks of a second coming of "our savior", Jesus Christ.
If demons are already between us, and so many wars are springing out with the imminent threat of a nuclear war, would that mean that Jesus is about to be brought back ?

If all that is true (or at least possible, given modern theist ideology), would it mean that we are going to witness an absolutely EPIC boxing match between Jesus and Satan ?
#69 to #68 - mymissiondaytwo (08/18/2013) [-]
tl;dr - picture
#73 to #7 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
If satans in hell, how come he can come on earth and do all this crazy **** ? I mean what are u doin not burnin in hell and stuff lol who gave u a get out of jail card?
#11 to #7 - RequieminMortis (08/18/2013) [-]
The whole notion of Satan being the ruler of Hell came from Paradise Lost, which depicted Satan as being a rather more sympathetic character. People have been using the "lord of Hell" depiction ever since.
#14 to #11 - FormerAnonAssassin (08/18/2013) [-]
And by extension, don't people see this, "Ruler of Hell," as a punisher because of his attempted coup (if you would call it that) and he's just trying to satisfy a God/ Judge Dredd complex?
#22 - swagloon (08/18/2013) [-]
Satan is not the ruler of hell; he's prisoner number one. And he wants you in with him so you can make you into his bitch.
Satan is not the ruler of hell; he's prisoner number one. And he wants you in with him so you can make you into his bitch.
User avatar #24 to #22 - polifemo (08/18/2013) [-]
actually it is never said in the bible so, that a visio that Dante gave in his comedy of Satan as the biggest prisioner of hell
User avatar #25 to #24 - swagloon (08/18/2013) [-]
well in Revelation 20:10 it says so; but your right technically that's the 'future'

"And the devil who deceived them was thrown into the lake of fire and [a]brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are also; and they will be tormented day and night forever and ever."
User avatar #54 to #25 - trollchildxy (08/18/2013) [-]
Which likely means they are punished alongside sinners? Who then is the real punisher?
#71 to #22 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
Probably a dumb question, but who are the two people on the left?
I just watched that recently but I don't recognize them.
#27 to #22 - illutvar (08/18/2013) [-]
dis guy knows his stuff
#18 - silasP (08/18/2013) [-]
Firstly, (I'm not saying I think you must believe this, I'm just clarifying.)
The common belief is not that Satan punishes you.He is punished along with you. No church professes that belief.
The above sentiment is not actually in the Bible; it says the wicked will be killed, not kept alive and tortured.
Maybe these Tumblr retards should actually talk to a Christian or two. They all believe a plethora of completely different things from one another.
#46 to #18 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
"They all believe a plethora of completely different things from one another"

Like Lutherans, Methodists, Baptists, Protestants etc, but it all centers around the same sort of dichotomy. I'm sure one belief in the big damn mess that is religion could at least slightly corroborate their side of it.

plus, ya know, it's a joke.
User avatar #19 to #18 - RandomAnonGuy (08/18/2013) [-]
Actually a lot of churches teach that Satan is the ruler over hell and that the wicked will be tortured forever. That's where the ******* idea comes from, you twat. Sure wasn't the hindus at any rate.
#31 to #19 - silasP (08/18/2013) [-]
No church I have ever attended has believed Satan was the one doling out punishment, but thanks for dropping the unwarranted insults. Asswipe.
User avatar #48 - MrPadre (08/18/2013) [-]
Actually Satan isn't the warden. He's in prison too. He is just the big guy that rapes all the new inmates.
User avatar #49 - slapchoppin (08/18/2013) [-]
he doesn't it do it because they're evil

he does it because they're human

its all about intention
User avatar #1 - carneymaster (08/17/2013) [-]
why would satan reward you? hes stuck in hell. i think he would rather find it enjoyable to torture people endlessly.
User avatar #3 to #1 - darkseidrules (08/17/2013) [-]
He's not stuck there. He's in charge of it, yes, but he isn't stuck. The bible mentions a handful of times he appears other places. He can come as he pleases. He even goes up to heaven at least once to talk to God about stuff.
#5 to #3 - John Cena (08/17/2013) [-]
dis ***** gettin literal
#8 to #3 - kanedam (08/18/2013) [-]
he's not in charge of hell...
he's trying to lure people into acting such that they have to go to hell once the big judgement happens.
and god sends them to hell where they get punished. satan himself will be punished, not the one doing the punishment.
User avatar #12 to #8 - darkseidrules (08/18/2013) [-]
I kinda blended multiple sources there, but yes, you are correct.
User avatar #4 to #1 - demandsgayversion (08/17/2013) [-]
If he was stuck down there, then he'd be happy to have some company to pass the time.
#10 to #1 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
I always pictured hell to be a big party, where everyone drinks, does drugs, meet awesome dead celebrities, and listen to heavy metal music. While heaven would be a place where all the republicans and Catholics get together and make macaroni pictures for all of eternity.
#2 to #1 - chillins (08/17/2013) [-]
eternity is a long time, just torturing people would get boring after a while, maybe he sets up a nightclub. And to be honest I don't think I want either, again eternity is a long time and I'd eventually find heaven/hell dull.
User avatar #6 to #2 - darkseidrules (08/17/2013) [-]
I feel like that's part of it though. In heaven, you would not have a concept of time. Everything would be a happiness in the moment without having to think of a beginning or end and the space in between.
In Hell, you would have a concept of time. You would remember every second and know that there is no point in which you suffering has reached it half-life. You would remember the unpained moments before your torture and realize that feeling is so long past and will never come again, ever.
#9 to #6 - chillins (08/18/2013) [-]
it sounds more like some sort of dystopea. Forced to live for eternity in a place where you can not witness the passing of each day brain washed into being completely happy in the now.
Even if I would be happy in heaven as I am now, living for eternity like that doesn't really sound appealing to the me I am now. In hell perhaps I would also have no concept of time there, perhaps my mind would go numb or simply just go insane.

I dunno reincarnation (or maybe heaven simulating reincarnation perhaps) sounds the most appealing but hey it isn't productive to think about all that stuff so why bother
#23 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (08/18/2013) [-]
God dammit people can't you just enjoy a joke without getting all biblical?
#26 to #23 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
what joke
#50 - latinotornado (08/18/2013) [-]
This, this is why I dislike Tumblr so ******* much. All of these 13-14 year old 'pseudo intellectuals' piss me off. They make a joke and go way too into the joke and feel like they just came to some amazing conclusion and truth and feel enlightened. It's just...damn it pisses me off.
User avatar #82 to #50 - sabaton (08/18/2013) [-]
i always thought it was kind of a joke to go that much into these jokes.
at least thats what I imagine reading those...

But if they REALLY think, they were 'enlighted', that would be kinda sad.
User avatar #85 to #50 - hudis (08/18/2013) [-]
They just stretch out the joke, that's how humour works, calm down. They do not genuinely think they have come to some amazing conclusion, that's ridiculous.
User avatar #52 to #50 - bitchplzzz (08/18/2013) [-]
But what are you pissing off of?
User avatar #57 to #50 - finblob (08/18/2013) [-]
The earth doesn't revolve around you, go moan somewhere else.
User avatar #21 - Sinless (08/18/2013) [-]
Well there's a few different beliefs among Christians, just like the guy below me said.

One is that Satan (or some other name, I forgot) and Lucifer are two different beings. One being the warden of hell, other being the Fallen Morning Star. I never finished reading the Forbidden Books (books the Catholic Church cut out of the bible), but there was a part about Lucifer trying to convince Satan to give him the keys to Hell. Satan was too afraid of God to consort with Lucifer. So in that belief, Lucifer and his fallen angels are punished along with sinners.

Another is that Lucifer despises us so much, as God's beloved creation, that his goal is to get us to Hell. By tempting us with sin, he can lead us to punishment so that he can continue to torture us out of hate for a thousand years until we are all destroyed.

Then there are many who believe that Hell doesn't exist because God loves us too much to condemn us. Though that's ignorant to me; I think it's just "pick and choose" Christians wanting everything to be happy go lucky. I mean punishment is clearly stated in the Bible.

Then there's people who believe there is no torture, just destruction of sinners and devils in the lake of brimstone.

I mean, there are so many different variations of beliefs among Christians, even among the same denominations. The nature of Protestant Christianity leaves nearly everything open to interpretation besides the existence of Jesus Christ, and the nature of humanity leads people to search out every interpretation. I can't tell you how many different beliefs I've heard.
User avatar #51 to #21 - iloveburzum ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Interestingly according to the qu'ran, satan refused to bow to gods creation (humans) as he viewed them as evil creatures that would poison the earth. Gods response was to challenge him to corrupt them all then, to prove god wrong.
User avatar #55 to #51 - Sinless (08/18/2013) [-]
That's interesting, that actually reminds me of the story of Job which is kind of similar. Satan challenged God that he could corrupt his most faithful servant, Job.

I've always been curious to see the parallels between beliefs; I've actually meant to read the Qu'ran soon.
User avatar #56 to #55 - iloveburzum ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
The qu'rans a good read. Reminds you that all the terrorist **** is nothing to do with religion, everything to do with corrupt religious leaders.
User avatar #61 to #56 - Sinless (08/18/2013) [-]
Of course, ethics and religion have always been separate things.

I mean modern day terrorism can be compared to the Crusades, but that doesn't mean Christianity is bad itself. I hold the same belief of Islam, just need to get to reading about it.
User avatar #66 to #61 - iloveburzum ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Interesting you should mention the crusades, because they are supposedly the reason the east mistrusts us westerners.

During the crusades the eastern peoples acted with dignity and honoured surrender, and similar things, whereas the west tended to promise to honour surrender, and then butcher everyone. This is supposed to have happened without fail EVERY SINGLE TIME.

And to this day, we are still considered pure evil!
User avatar #67 to #66 - Sinless (08/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's ignorance for ya. It runs rampant through the ages and our modern media is helping it along.
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#29 to #17 - illutvar (08/18/2013) [-]
im sorry, but i could care less about that comment, all i want to know is what anime is that from and is it fappable?
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User avatar #32 to #30 - illutvar (08/18/2013) [-]
my dear fellow user, i myself am not a brony nor do i hate on the brony society. i find the show has life messages and can be used for everybody but i am not a fan of the show myself. i am simply looking for a subject to masturabate to and if i find the images or videos sexually pleasing then i shall please myself to them. i have just realized that to my eyes, the image above does have similarities to a pony from the show, and if so, then yes, i do like ponies in that form.
User avatar #70 to #32 - darkjustifier (08/18/2013) [-]
humanized anime ponies
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#34 to #33 - illutvar (08/18/2013) [-]
oh. okay. carry on
User avatar #35 to #34 - noobtankz (08/18/2013) [-]
The form of that is Humanized, you can find a lot of it on pretty much any rule34 site.
#86 - analgeyser (08/18/2013) [-]
#88 to #86 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
yes yes yes eys yes yes yes. jim jefferies is a god
User avatar #72 - MegaAwesomeSauce (08/18/2013) [-]
Atheist here, but in the scriptures, Satan doesn't punish you, he's getting punished too and wants others to go to hell so he doesn't have to suffer alone
User avatar #74 to #72 - karvarausku (08/18/2013) [-]
He accepts them all.
User avatar #75 to #74 - MegaAwesomeSauce (08/18/2013) [-]
He's not the one accepting them, he doesn't rule or control the domain that is known as hell. He's as much a prisoner as everyone else
User avatar #76 to #75 - karvarausku (08/18/2013) [-]
What makes you think he suffers there? Maybe he is having a blast.
User avatar #78 to #76 - MegaAwesomeSauce (08/18/2013) [-]
Makes me think? I don't think anything, I don't believe in any of it. I was just simply stating what the scriptures say, and that is literally the only source on the subject so..
User avatar #79 to #78 - karvarausku (08/18/2013) [-]
Well to be fair there are many things written on the subject and nonetheless we don't know for sure . Some say he is the ruler some says he is just stuck in there and some says he got kicked out of the group because he was the nice guy and acted againts the big guy and got abondened there where he made his own wonderful world.
User avatar #81 to #79 - MegaAwesomeSauce (08/18/2013) [-]
Well I guess you can't argue with that. Too many accounts to really say which one is the correct one. You either believe he's good or he's evil, doesn't matter once you're dead anyway
#65 - thewisedane (08/18/2013) [-]
Satan is really the good guy here - He want us to behave the way we are meant to, unlike God, who want us to behave in a way that puts us away from our instincts.

#37 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
just saying, most of the people in that conversation were probably atheist and dont know much about christianity.
#42 to #37 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
considering they think Satan rules hell; most likely.
#45 to #37 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
Atheists know more about Christianity than most Christians. Bet your sweet ass on it too
User avatar #53 - psyachu (08/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #53 - alphanet (08/18/2013) [-]
**alphanet rolls 638** no this is
User avatar #62 to #58 - psyachu (08/18/2013) [-]
**psyachu rolls 22** Maybe if we keep guessing, we'll get it eventually
User avatar #64 to #62 - alphanet (08/18/2013) [-]
**alphanet rolls 34** let us try !
User avatar #63 to #62 - psyachu (08/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #41 - zorororonoa (08/18/2013) [-]
>Implying that heaven and hell exist, isn't Satan suffering in hell too? Isn't God the ruler of hell like all his creation?
User avatar #43 to #41 - bobthedilder (08/18/2013) [-]
That'd be Hell according Alighieri.
#39 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
Wanted to add my two cents. First of all Satan in the bible is a figure who personifies evil and temptation, after all (according to wikipedia) his name means devires from the Hebrew word for "to obstruct or oppose". At no point is it mentioned that he is the ruler of hell, nor that he is a fallen angel (though his mention in the book of Job does state that he's on God's council). The fallen angel misconception comes from thinking that Lucifer and Satan are the same person. This misconception got popularized by John Milton with Paradice Lost in which he tells the story of rebel angels loosing a battle and being cast into hell. They are lead by their leader Satan, formerly called Lucifer, who then becomes the tempter for Adam and Eve. In short it's biblical fan fiction. Lucifer however occurs in the bible once to refer to the kind of babylon who has "fallen from heaven". Then the new testement says Satan is seen to fall "like lightning from heaven" confusion resulted.
User avatar #80 - ScottP (08/18/2013) [-]
I've always thought of it this way. If Satan is God's enemy, then why does Satan punish God's enemies?
User avatar #87 to #80 - justsomeunitedguy (08/18/2013) [-]
some believe that Satan or Lucifer is a fallen angel who despises humans and refused to follow orders from God to love them or some **** like that.
#47 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
>We're becoming self aware

If you still think there's a heaven and hell, you got a long way to go you adorable Tumblrers
#44 - ocpeople (08/18/2013) [-]
Sweet it's cool to see that people are reposting my content
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