If Disney Princesses Went To High School. . tta Ths (Guam She' s got every guy under the sun fawning over her every move and she isn' t even fazed. Some of the
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If Disney Princesses Went To High School

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Ths (Guam
She' s got every guy under the sun
fawning over her every move and she
isn' t even fazed. Some of the hottest
guys (some who don' t even go to
your school] are texting her and she
just ignores them. I guess it' s easy
to be picky when you' re daddy' s
little princess though. He buys her
anything she wants, which explains
why she' s always up on the latest
fashion.. Seriously, how the hell does
she pull of those harem pants?
Tie h) ssa,
Sure, she' s the whole package, smart,
beautiful and kind, but her boyfriend is
a total beast. Everyone wonders why
she' s even with that guy. She says he' s
got a lot to offer and we don' t know
him like she does,., Sure, Belle, keep
telling yourself that. He' s a total weirdo.
She says he made some sort of huge
transformation since she' s been with
him but you' re not buying it. Besides,
he kinda smells like wet dag.
ERIC JUST ' ME
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Who completely ignores her friends and family
for a guy she literally just met? The girl who' s
never had a boyfriend before, that' s who.. Ariel
is your one friend who falls off the face of the
earth the second a guy gives her the time of
day, She even stopped answering your calls,
it' s like she' s gone completely mute since she
started hanging out with Eric and his friends.
You' re lucky if she comes out for your birthday.
If she actually does, you can guarantee she' ll
sit in the corner texting him. You know it can' t
last and you' re lust waiting for the day they
breakup so she can come crawling back
to the group.
grow teii) ,
Seven different guys? I don' t care if she is
the fairest in all the land, girl needs to get ls,
some STANDARDS.
The
There isn' t much that could
explain her behavior besides
weed or perhaps .
Why else would she run around
barefoot all the time painting
flowers on things. And seriously
what' s with all that hair? is she a
sister wife? And what' s with all
these existential questions:
When will life begin?" You
don' t know but with a name - -
like '" you can bet she he
gets her stash from her mom,
The ) rais Guile
She was raised in an 'alternative
household with no real father figure,
so it makes sense that she' s a bit of a
troublemaker. Her parental figures
mean well and gave her some real
basic, clearly good rules to follow,
but she breaks them anyway. You tried
to reason with her, but of course she
can' t keep it together and where does
she end up? Passed out She' s lucky
a nice guy found her and not a
psychopath, Though he did take the
opportunity to make out with her first,
which was pretty sketch in retrospect.
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The . with goose ghd' i: m f% mms
She can never hang out because she always
has some crazy curfew she' s freaking out
over. Relax Cindy, is your stepmom going to
kill you if you' re home a little late? On the off
chance she does come out she' s going on
about all the chores she has to do when she
got home, One time she had to get home
and pick up all the sticks in the yard, What
does that even mean? You know secretly
she' s hoping to marry someone rich so she
can hire someone to do chores for her. At
least with her allowance she buys some killer
heels that she' ll be willing to let you borrow, / i
just don' t lose them. m; a"
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User avatar #2 - fuzzyballs (08/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
who's aurora? the sleeping beauty?
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