Pimp My Snail. Found it on Wake the Up's facebook page. v'', "in' g. snails gating u t, filii' it allt Bit I 2 manila ago and hes still ddt . - q an. Or his bright shell will attract stuff that eats snails
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Pimp My Snail

Found it on Wake the **** Up's facebook page

Tags: hot | Snail | sex | evc
v'', "in' g. snails gating u t, filii'
it allt Bit I 2 manila ago and hes still ddt . -
q an
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#1 - zionsype (08/16/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Or his bright shell will attract stuff that eats snails
User avatar #23 - goodadventures (08/17/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Snails life span is that of 2-3 weeks max.

2 months? Lies.
#29 to #23 - lolfire (08/17/2013) [-]
Snails can live up to 15 years you crazy fool.    
   
Some have even lived 25.
Snails can live up to 15 years you crazy fool.

Some have even lived 25.
#15 - ffffyou (08/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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You're the hero the snails deserve.
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#33 - ClicheUsername has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#34 to #33 - bongconnery (08/17/2013) [-]
It's doing something nice buddy
It's doing something nice buddy
#54 - jackjr (08/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Excellent, now they're definitely a lot more camouflaged against their predators.
Excellent, now they're definitely a lot more camouflaged against their predators.
User avatar #57 to #54 - bongconnery (08/17/2013) [-]
Lots of comments are saying how it scares their predators away because it makes them look poisonous
#43 - mrvoodoo (08/17/2013) [+] (12 replies)
....Don't snail move out of their shells into bigger ones and another one get the next shell?
Or is that just hermit crabs?
#46 to #43 - gastaftor (08/17/2013) [-]
Bro, where do you think those shells come from? They grow on the snail. I feel like I should add that slugs are not just snails between shells they are entirely different things. hermit crabs tend to use the shells from dead snails.
#30 - xxcxpxx (08/17/2013) [-]
**xxcxpxx rolled a random image posted in comment #460726 at Pokemon ** mfw we eat snails in portugal
**xxcxpxx rolled a random image posted in comment #460726 at Pokemon ** mfw we eat snails in portugal
#8 - chevelleguy (08/17/2013) [-]
the colors are all wrong.
User avatar #58 - workablenathan (08/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe that snail was murdered by a slug and said slug absorbed it's powers of being a snail and stole it's home and identity. Just my thought process. Thought I would share.
User avatar #77 - chiefrunnyjeans (08/17/2013) [+] (19 replies)
That just makes them easier targets for my air gun
User avatar #66 - wliia (08/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #70 - abindustries (08/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This was good the last 50 times i saw it on front page
#24 - nomade (08/17/2013) [-]
I have a dog, and after i showed her a snail on the road once, she's been tipping over every snail she finds...
#73 - montysmaultier ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
related
related
#88 - ellenrimbauer (08/17/2013) [-]
When I was younger I went to the YMCA before and after school. We would have these little blocks, some were colored, some were just regular Jenga piece. Me and some other kids would build houses for the snails we found outside and we would put them in there and they would either roam around, or just sit on a wall.

This was the name tag I had at the school we would build the snail houses at.
User avatar #17 - wholovesorangesoda ONLINE (08/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I should totally do this....I live in Hawaii and the snails are massive here...their shells can fit in the palm of your hand
User avatar #18 to #17 - iFail (08/17/2013) [-]
That sounds ******* terrifying. But if you do paint one of the mammoth snails on your island, I'd like to request that you post pictures on here so we can all see the ungodly beasts looking fabulous.
#90 - geofalke (08/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
More importantly that the heated snail debate going on below me; Where the **** is Gary the snail with his pimp-ass colorful shell?
User avatar #16 - AuroranRage (08/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Or the colours will just make them more noticeable to predators...
User avatar #21 to #16 - teefa (08/17/2013) [-]
or the bright colours will ward of natural predators because they scream poisionous as dubby said...
User avatar #98 - docxy (08/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
and then they get spotted by a predator easier and get eaten
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