gaming rule #55. . From Gaii' l' hourai; RULE #55 Subject RE n: = r If you get hate mail immediately after playing an online game, you' re doing it right. People who start playing wrongly think that the object of the game is to win. This is false. The object of the game is to make the other team mad.
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gaming rule #55

From Gaii' l' hourai; RULE #55
Subject RE
n: =* r If you get hate mail
immediately after playing
an online game, you' re doing it right
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#8 - Tazdingo (08/17/2013) [-]
People who start playing wrongly think that the object of the game is to win. This is false.   
   
The object of the game is to make the other team mad.
People who start playing wrongly think that the object of the game is to win. This is false.

The object of the game is to make the other team mad.
User avatar #15 to #8 - hemming (08/17/2013) [-]
What is going on it that gif? And why is everyone capable of one hitting each other?
User avatar #17 to #15 - Tazdingo (08/17/2013) [-]
A squishy high damage dealer attacked a hero with damage reflect and got "lucky" with a critical hit, which was in turn reflected to him, thus instantly killing him, the hero was channeling a teleport spell, the damage dealer tried to kill him before he teleported away.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hemming (08/17/2013) [-]
So the damage dealer is powerful enough to kill anything with one crit but the teleporting guy is basically immortal?
Is it HoN or Dota 2 or what?
#43 to #18 - wizi (08/17/2013) [-]
1400 crit from a shadow fiend who has a desolator shows that this is very late game

He tried to hit a nyx assassin from a shadow blade and got lucky enough that a crit procced as well. Taking into account desolator, shadow fiend bonus damage and the crit, the 1400 hit would have been nearly enough to kill nyx who has around 1700 hp in this gif.

However, nyx used spiked carapace and reflected the hit back onto the shadow fiend who had around 1400 health exactly and got insta popped
User avatar #19 to #18 - Tazdingo (08/17/2013) [-]
Dota 2, he is powerful enough to instantly kill another squishy if he gets lucky with a crit (~25% per attack).

Don't think it's overpowered or anything, in Dota everything is scaled up so while you have large damage nukes you also have long crowd controls, large gap closers, almost uncounterable escape mechanisms and so on.
User avatar #20 to #19 - hemming (08/17/2013) [-]
So everything is godlike in opposition to LoL where everything is pretty much **** .. Okay
User avatar #32 to #20 - wliia (08/17/2013) [-]
Well, it's not like there aren't burst mages in lol. Veigar can pretty much instakill anyone in 2 shots late game.
User avatar #37 to #32 - hemming (08/17/2013) [-]
And that is nothing compared to the earlier versions of LoL.
Shaco could two hit anyone in lvl 1 with a full crit damage rune page and a red pot.
Jax could go alone vs 3 enemies and come out of the fight with 3 kills and more health than when he entered.
Evelynn and twitch could stack sunfires and slowly kill people just by standing near them while stealthed, without breaking stealth.
Olaf and Garen could stack sunfires and become invincible because of the ridiculous Health, armor and AoE damage combined with their abilities that synergiesed perfectly with it.
TF could teleport anywhere on the map at lvl 1.
And the list goes on...
User avatar #36 to #32 - hemming (08/17/2013) [-]
He requires huge amount of farm for that, your own fault if you don't deny him and after his first Q-w-e-r he's useless for a pretty amount of time. That dude in the gif looks like he just used a single normal attack to insta gib him self..
#60 to #36 - anon (08/17/2013) [-]
basically, everyone is trying to say that dota isnt that outragious with gameplay, but lategame, things get out of control...
User avatar #33 to #32 - instakill (08/17/2013) [-]
yeah, but after all that use I get tired
User avatar #49 to #8 - lgninjaleetful ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
that gif is beautiful.
#50 to #8 - superduperpuper (08/17/2013) [-]
I was going to say: Have the most fun, but... That's pretty much the same
User avatar #39 to #8 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** (08/17/2013) [-]
How about pissing both teams off? I did so bad on Dota 2 that both teams left.
User avatar #28 - huszti (08/17/2013) [-]
am i the only one that thinks people who get killed and call the other one noob are insulting themselves?


i mean they just admitted that they are worse than a noob
User avatar #52 - roflstorm ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
I have a little story for you guys.
About 3 months ago, i was playing Battlefield 3 in a 1250 ticket conquest match.
At the time my internet connection was iffy at best. And about 20 or so minutes in, i was in the middle of taking an objective when i lost connection. But i didnt leave the game. I was like, whats going on. before, i had a bolt action sniper. After i had a fully automatic, endless clip. I could not move, i could not crawl or crouch, i could not switch weapons or zoom in on the scope. i could jump and that was it. I was freaking out because i was surrounded by the other team. One saw me jumping in space and started firing. But nothing happened. His teammates saw this and also started firing. Unloading shotguns and machine guns on me. I didnt loose a single point of health. the one with the machine gun laid down C4, detonated it, and nothing happened. Then the other squads showed up. And by squads, i mean everyone else in the damn match. 15 other people, including my own team mates are trying to kill me. This entire time i was still glitched out and unable to kill, be killed, or move. 30 ******* minutes this went on for. And in that time *deep breathe* I was mortar'd, tank'd, repair tool'd, machine gun'd, sub machine gun'd, assault rifle'd, pistol'd, shotgun'd, sniper'd, knife'd, C4'd, missile-launcher'd, Jet rammed, Jet gun'd, heli-rammed, heli-gun'd, , and run over by every type of vehicle available in that match. This includes the light armoured vehicles, heavy armour, 2 types of jets, types of helicopters and both buggies.
Continued
User avatar #54 to #52 - roflstorm ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
This went on for a ***************** 32 minutes and took up over half the match. And all this ******** ended when i finally died after remembering I could just commit suicide. I finally ended my life at the 50 minute mark. And the match went on as planned. We took and lost objectives. Died a frustratingly large amount of times and managed to get my longest headshot. And then, finally, at the 1 hour and 40 minute mark, the match ended. And we (the American team) lost by just 180 some odd tickets. And after the match ended, i was bombarded by messages by almost everyone there. Of the 15 people taking part in that match, 5 sent me messages saying i was a cheating cunt who should be banned from every server, 2 messages asking if i lost connection or something, and everyone else was just hate and inquiry on how i was able to withstand all that punishment.
And one more little tid bit, During those 30 minutes of connection loss, I was explaining and yelling into the mic "IM STUCK, IVE LOST CONNECTION AND I CANT DIE, HELP"
User avatar #56 to #54 - roflstorm ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
TL;DR
I lost connection and received hell for it.
#34 - lolsrsslybro (08/17/2013) [-]
unless you're getting hated on for sucking and bringing down the team.
User avatar #35 to #34 - acemcgunner (08/17/2013) [-]
never..hate for skillz
#31 - grandmabetty (08/17/2013) [-]
I always used to use rifle grenades and RPGs in Call of Duty. Simply because everybody on there is a total sore loser. Bitch I use whatever the 			****		 I want step off 			*****
I always used to use rifle grenades and RPGs in Call of Duty. Simply because everybody on there is a total sore loser. Bitch I use whatever the **** I want step off *****
User avatar #6 - ninjask (08/17/2013) [-]
Hatemail in Dark Souls for running around the forest with no armour and 2Handing a pyro flame. I killed 4 people before dying to ganking giantdads
User avatar #13 to #6 - shishiko **User deleted account** (08/17/2013) [-]
Friendly Souls

Sometimes, people are just dicks.
User avatar #53 to #6 - celestiasbeard (08/17/2013) [-]
Gotta love forest pvp, so much hatred gets spewed about you being cheap but yet most people calling you cheap have 1-2 people with them
#10 to #6 - millymaded (08/17/2013) [-]
I got this hate mail from Dark Souls once
User avatar #2 - reican (08/17/2013) [-]
unless you get hate mail for being a cunt on the microphone. then you have deserved every word in the hate mails.
User avatar #24 to #2 - tarekmig (08/17/2013) [-]
I once was playing gmod, and the Darius Negrophallus was a cunt, i was moving an object when Darius Negrophallus got infront of me and then claimed that i prop pushed him, after that he prop killed me and kicked me after that i joined again asking for community link so i can report him, the guy got mad and everytime i build something in the server the comes close to me and says that the thing i built is **** and takes it away and tosses it, after that some mods started to teleport me to the secret room in gm_flatgrass and tell me something like "CUNT,BITCH" via mic. Thats the only time i made a whole server mad.
#62 - bizzar (08/18/2013) [-]
I send nice mails to people on Tekken:Revelution when they don`t spam the same attacks
I send nice mails to people on Tekken:Revelution when they don`t spam the same attacks
#48 - legoturds (08/17/2013) [-]
Playing cod one day. The other teams kicks my ass and sends me hate mail. "noob, u suk, lol ur bad."    
I said "i know" to all of them which made them send me more; they got pretty furious.    
So that's what i do now whenever i get stomped on and insulted. Just agree with them.
Playing cod one day. The other teams kicks my ass and sends me hate mail. "noob, u suk, lol ur bad."
I said "i know" to all of them which made them send me more; they got pretty furious.
So that's what i do now whenever i get stomped on and insulted. Just agree with them.
User avatar #55 to #48 - cheatman (08/17/2013) [-]
You just get hate mail in COD no matter what you do. Win the match? Hate mail. Lose the match? Hate mail. Once I even got hate off a guy on the same team I was on, because he was doing **** , the rest of us played good, and I just happened to get MVP. Didn't team kill him, didn't steal a care package, he just hated because he felt 'I wasn't a team player.'
User avatar #46 - navadae (08/17/2013) [-]
i`ve been kicked/banned from servers in games for doing 'too good' and people thinking i was hacking (AKA having a lucky streak)

i consider it a point of pride to get booted for hacking when i don't hack
#14 - lilRican (08/17/2013) [-]
MFW reading hatemail
User avatar #47 - genasi (08/17/2013) [-]
Over the years I've gained a lot of insight on my mothers apparant sexual habits when playing pvp as a rogue in world of warcraft.
User avatar #5 - lolollo (08/17/2013) [-]
The only time I've sent hatemail was when some asshole was sniping kills from assassinations in matches of SWAT in Halo 4. Like, he wasn't even subtle about it. I'd start the assassination, and he'd hesitate there, staring at the two of us, before shooting the guy I was assassinating in the head, effectively stealing the kill.

Doing it right? No I'm pretty sure that's a dick move no matter where you are...
User avatar #7 to #5 - Ariath Uchiha (08/17/2013) [-]
I know that feel. It's worse when they are close and melee your target mid-assassination.
#9 - xef (08/17/2013) [-]
> Be me   
> 14-15 YO don't remember exactly   
> Playing CoD:MW2 at a friends house   
>only use riot shield and camp in safe places cuz I found it funny   
> got a message from random team mate that I was a retard   
> Next round   
> Hide to the side of a crate back to a wall   
> only me and one enemy left   
> he spends 7-10 mins trying to kill me throwing everthing at me   
> Laugh    
> my friend is sights   
> Get in one RS hit and get a little hit in the leg and almost dies   
> miss 2-3 times almost dying   
> just about to lose   
> get another hit and wins   
> kill cam is riot shield   
> earned my friend like 3 titles and some other CoD in game 			****		   
> MFW when replied to that random dude and said:   
> Who is the retard now?!   
   
Read the first letter in every line for nothing
> Be me
> 14-15 YO don't remember exactly
> Playing CoD:MW2 at a friends house
>only use riot shield and camp in safe places cuz I found it funny
> got a message from random team mate that I was a retard
> Next round
> Hide to the side of a crate back to a wall
> only me and one enemy left
> he spends 7-10 mins trying to kill me throwing everthing at me
> Laugh
> my friend is sights
> Get in one RS hit and get a little hit in the leg and almost dies
> miss 2-3 times almost dying
> just about to lose
> get another hit and wins
> kill cam is riot shield
> earned my friend like 3 titles and some other CoD in game ****
> MFW when replied to that random dude and said:
> Who is the retard now?!

Read the first letter in every line for nothing
User avatar #11 to #9 - krasnogvardiech (08/17/2013) [-]
b1P, ogn HoH LmG mj gke mw

Bomber - one-person (or one-seater), 'Hailstorm over Holland' Light Machine Guns, mountain-juicer, grand kite eradicator, Manowar.

Sounds like the status and achievement listings of a player and their bomber-class plane in some ungodly-complex online WWII MMO. Hailstorm over Holland being a DLC, Light Machine Guns being your main build (who needs bombs when you can shred entire divisions of tanks with a storm of fiery dakka?) but overall having good capability for quick runs which take down normally impregnable enemies (referred to as mountains in teamspeak). Grand Kite Eradicator meaning you could have tallied up over 10,000 unpowered aerial vehicle kills, and Manowar meaning you could have scored over 400,000 kills in total.

Overthinking, yay!
User avatar #61 - ssjkirby (08/18/2013) [-]
Or when you get the most kills and some 12 year old asks you to join his clan.
User avatar #59 - paelaer (08/17/2013) [-]
A little over a year ago, I had just gotten out of a relationship with pretty much the most idiotic girl I had ever met. Unfortunately, I had let her into my circle, all that Anthony Hopkins-in-Zorro **** and whatnot, and when she left I was pretty depressed. So, I hit the MMOs to relieve some stress, and one I played a lot with friends was Crossfire, which is a free MMOFPS on the PC if you've never heard of it.

My weapon of choice was the M60, and my partner's weapon of choice was a SPAS-12 (I think that's what it was called). I spent about 30 minutes in a server with my partner just mowing down the enemy team with the M60, got the highest score out of both teams, and when the game is finished and we're in the lobby, I'm greeted to whispers of hate from both my team and the enemy team.

At least I think they were of hate, because they were writing in Portuguese.
User avatar #58 - adrianking (08/17/2013) [-]
Ballistic knives and tomahawks...

Ahhhh... Yep.
#57 - anon (08/17/2013) [-]
I get all kinds of hatemail. Usually because I like to join a lobby w/ 3 guests, and immediately quit out. I miss when Halo had no joining match in progress. Oh god the butthurt.
But according to I'm doing it right.
#51 - hockeynerd (08/17/2013) [-]
idk sometimes i send someone a message after i beat them in fifa
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