look at at tags. look at the fcking pic already. My bf bald rm to send him a sexy pic so i sent him this saying "I have nu: time fur sexy pictures. tor eustice" Look at descript
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look at at tags. look at the fcking pic already. My bf bald rm to send him a sexy pic so i sent him this saying "I have nu: time fur sexy pictures. tor eustice"

look at the fcking pic already

My bf bald rm to send him a sexy pic so i
sent him this saying "I have nu: time fur
sexy pictures. tor eustice" and he
broke up with me
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#5 - avanger (08/17/2013) [-]
So you're single then
#11 - igenatius (08/17/2013) [-]
Who the **** would break up with her because of that?
#109 to #11 - John Cena (08/17/2013) [-]
An idiot
User avatar #6 - Maroon (08/17/2013) [-]
That's a dumbass reason to break up
User avatar #26 to #6 - alanflindt (08/17/2013) [-]
It probably isn't true
#65 - JENNAY (08/17/2013) [-]
#3 - legrandefromage (08/17/2013) [-]
I'd propose on the spot , and let's be honest here, the nerdiness is pretty sexy in its own way.
I'd propose on the spot , and let's be honest here, the nerdiness is pretty sexy in its own way.
#84 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
look at all these white knights here
look at all these white knights here
#16 - tjocksnorris (08/17/2013) [-]
inb4 100 FJ betas confessing their love, hurr durr
User avatar #20 to #16 - nidhugg (08/17/2013) [-]
I love you, Mooseman
#34 - nonnotitiapono (08/17/2013) [-]
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#89 - lamnad (08/17/2013) [-]
I would send back a text of "and this is why I'm dating you."
User avatar #91 to #89 - luuc (08/17/2013) [-]
I would do the same.
#104 to #89 - steefdegroot (08/17/2013) [-]
I'd probably be like this.
I'd probably be like this.
#110 to #104 - lamnad (08/17/2013) [-]
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#117 to #112 - lamnad (08/17/2013) [-]
Also, I think it's sexy when a girl can be comfortable around a gun.   
   
Not sure why I felt I needed to say this but I did.
Also, I think it's sexy when a girl can be comfortable around a gun.

Not sure why I felt I needed to say this but I did.
#121 to #117 - steefdegroot (08/17/2013) [-]
Okay!
Okay!
#128 to #121 - lamnad (08/17/2013) [-]
I come from Texas where men have said "if a woman can spin a cylinder like she's playing with your pair, she a keeper."
I come from Texas where men have said "if a woman can spin a cylinder like she's playing with your pair, she a keeper."
User avatar #27 - qwarthos (08/17/2013) [-]
I would love a girl who would do something like that
I'd give her the justice
#30 to #27 - ajaxtheking (08/17/2013) [-]
is justice your penis?
User avatar #31 to #30 - qwarthos (08/17/2013) [-]
Justice is in fact my penis.
User avatar #80 to #31 - ProWig (08/17/2013) [-]
batman sure talks about your penis alot
User avatar #62 to #31 - chaserking (08/17/2013) [-]
Only tolerable comment thread on this post.

Have my thumbs, sir.


Betas make me sad to be on the interwebs on this post...
User avatar #81 - swagloon (08/17/2013) [-]
good. he was a bitch anyways.
#73 - splosh (08/17/2013) [-]
Can no one else really tell that this is obviously a lie?

Also, CRAAAAB BAAATTTLLEEEE
#78 to #73 - jsrf (08/17/2013) [-]
finaly i get to use this
User avatar #77 to #73 - zorororonoa (08/17/2013) [-]
Goddamn mucrabs! Let me fast travel!
#114 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
HOW THE **** CAN YOU BRAKE UP WITH A CHICK AS FUN AS THAT!!!?!?!?!!??!
#83 - johnnyspicywiener (08/17/2013) [-]
Justice you say?
Justice you say?
#74 - pearfield (08/17/2013) [-]
Why the hell would he break up with someone like that?!
Why the hell would he break up with someone like that?!
User avatar #43 - Sethorein (08/17/2013) [-]
Because everyone knows guys totally hate girls who joke around and wear skintight suits...

Oh gullible internet.
#4 - John Cena (08/17/2013) [-]
i'd make her my wife
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