people ask some weird questions.... . r in Itit ' i. This happened to me a few weeks ago. Pulled up to a set of lights on an almost empty street at around 12:30am. Some guy pulls up next to me, loud music blaring,
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people ask some weird questions...

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#2 - huidaman (08/17/2013) [+] (10 replies)
This happened to me a few weeks ago.
Pulled up to a set of lights on an almost empty street at around 12:30am.
Some guy pulls up next to me, loud music blaring, bouncing his late '90's Civic equipped with a 3" exhaust off of the rev-limiter, just itching for a race.
Even though my car looks sporty, I don't condone street racing, so I decide to pull off as casually as possible.

Light turns green. He drops the clutch, and takes off in a roar of poorly-tuned 1.6L fury and tire squealing.
I take off so slowly that I stall.
#1 - megazoidubertron **User deleted account** (08/17/2013) [-]
-and then, wonder of wonders, the stoplight turns white!
you and the black guy just sit there in astonishment as the stoplight hanging above your
heads continues glow white as piece of paper.
then, without any warring all the other lights start glowing white as well!
the fabric of space and time starts thrum and vibrate as you press your foot down on the accelerator. a mighty "crack" fills the air as a solid beam of white light stretches from each major light source to a spot just in front of your car's hood. the light beams coalesce into a portal. a wicked grin creeps across your face. you turn your head to look at the black guy, who is just siting there, stupefied, staring at you such a surprised expression that you laugh! you laugh and laugh! at this the black guy goes from surprised to horrified in an instant. the black guy is just about to turn tail and
run but before he can you punch it! just before are completely through the portal you turn around in your seat and rip off your mask and shout "noone will believe you!"

#12 - ffffyou (08/17/2013) [-]
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#22 - terrazor (08/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - douthit (08/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
WTF is up with the tiger meme? I don't see a common trend here.
#31 - gearson (08/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Comment Picture
#30 - lawander **User deleted account** (08/17/2013) [-]
I don´t get the connection between this cool story and meme
#26 - logicstrike (08/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)

pic related, what I am currently being
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User avatar #6 to #4 - kyrozor (08/17/2013) [-]
Scotland, England, Ireland and Wales all see nothing wrong with this.

You utter cunt.
#41 - dustygryphon (08/17/2013) [-]
Why was that tiger driving?
#33 - furryflava (08/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What i don't get is why nobody googled it
User avatar #45 to #37 - Lilstow ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
in that case...
he's wrong.
User avatar #17 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Can someone tell me what this meme is supposed to be?
At first I thought it was some kind of parody to the confession bear, but the more posts I see the more I think I'm wrong.
User avatar #19 to #17 - burnswhenipee (08/17/2013) [-]
I think it's supposed to be a more "adult" or "hardcore" version of the bear but i have no idea...
User avatar #10 - taht (08/17/2013) [-]
"I was sat."
#54 - technoplasm **User deleted account** (08/17/2013) [-]
#47 - floogin (08/17/2013) [-]
**floogin rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at The floor is lava ** my face when i blackie asks me to race
User avatar #38 - gardenmanly (08/17/2013) [-]
One day, I pulled up to a light, and this cheap car that someone threw a spoiler on and put a wider exhaust on pulled up next to me and started revving its engine and inching forward a little bit. I look over at the guy driving, and he kinda nods forward asking if I wanted to go with him. I drive a kinda sporty looking car, but I think street racing is just asking for trouble, so I would have obviously declined/ignored him, but I thought I'd have some fun this day. I gripped my steering wheel a little tighter, gave my engine a quick rev, looked over and nodded at him with a serious face on. Heard him shout something like "Aight! Lets do this thing!". The light turned green, he went flying, and I slowly drove forward and turned left.

I guess he didn't realize I was in a left turn only lane with my directional on...
User avatar #23 - vashford (08/17/2013) [-]
I don't get the tiger meme either. I think it's...something like...Dangling Modifier Tiger? eh iunno
User avatar #16 - nustix (08/17/2013) [-]
Driving home from a friend on my bike at 1 AM. Stop at a red light. Car stops next to me he is revving his engine and looks at me. Confused as **** I look back. Well why the **** not when it hits green he drives away really fast. I cycle as hard as I can he beats me easily. I will never street race again.
User avatar #14 - ScottP (08/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Guy rides his Toyota Corolla next to me
>Very suburban family man
>Says "Race?"
>I say "I don't really feel like finishing early tonight."
#9 - anonymous (08/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Did you just.
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