people ask some weird questions.... . r in Itit ' i. This happened to me a few weeks ago. Pulled up to a set of lights on an almost empty street at around 12:30am. Some guy pulls up next to me, loud music blaring,
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#2 - huidaman (08/17/2013) [-]
This happened to me a few weeks ago.
Pulled up to a set of lights on an almost empty street at around 12:30am.
Some guy pulls up next to me, loud music blaring, bouncing his late '90's Civic equipped with a 3" exhaust off of the rev-limiter, just itching for a race.
Even though my car looks sporty, I don't condone street racing, so I decide to pull off as casually as possible.

Light turns green. He drops the clutch, and takes off in a roar of poorly-tuned 1.6L fury and tire squealing.
I take off so slowly that I stall.
#25 to #2 - xzayviaaeyeres (08/17/2013) [-]
'with a 3" exhaust off of the rev-limiter' I'm going to assume 'bouncing' should be between exhaust and off?
#57 to #25 - huidaman (08/17/2013) [-]
His Civic had a 3 inch exhaust, and he was bouncing his fast and furious 1.6L (small engine) off of its rev-limiter.
#50 to #2 - Rascal (08/17/2013) [-]
************* are always trying to race me because I have a 2013 Mustang GT with a muffler delete. They always get disappointed when I don't run them, I cant afford a ticket or my insurance to go up more than that $200/month it already is.
#52 to #2 - Rascal (08/17/2013) [-]
I have no idea what any of those things you said means but it was worded in such a way for it to sound legit. I was captivated by your story...tell me more.
User avatar #20 to #2 - aratedchris (08/17/2013) [-]
There once was a Volkswagen Golf GTI besides me (I'm from germany btw) with his, I think it was his girlfriend, on the passengerseat, looking real cool and stuff - he looked like a total douche tbh

I was driving around with my dads Mazda 6 (I have a car myself too, I'm not prolling around with my dads car) and I totally beat him and at the last glance I could see his girlfriend laughing her ******* ass off loosing to a family car

Best feeling ever. (even though I hate this kind of **** )
User avatar #18 to #2 - dedaluminus (08/17/2013) [-]
I do that quite often. But, if I know there's a speed trap or a cop hiding, I'll rev my engine at them first to make sure they blow past the cop doing 20 over.
User avatar #40 to #2 - whatevsnicktrololo (08/17/2013) [-]
Same thing happened to me. Pulled on a red light and a swagfag pulled next to me wanting to race. I made my serious racing face (you know which one) and when the lights turned green i turned on my blinker and went left. I will never forget his face after that.
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User avatar #5 to #2 - chewythewolftwo (08/17/2013) [-]
You're the type of mature car guy that most car guys should be.
I'm probably lucky nobody ever wants to race my Taurus. Because I'd probably be 12 years old for an instant and take them down.
Well, after the SHO motor is in and buttoned up, anyways.
#3 to #2 - theintercourser (08/17/2013) [-]
You face when
You face when
User avatar #21 - douthit (08/17/2013) [-]
WTF is up with the tiger meme? I don't see a common trend here.
User avatar #29 to #21 - turbodoosh (08/17/2013) [-]
Just wait, in another 3 days you'll be seeing a few more on the front page.
not from me though b/c im lazy and uninspired
User avatar #46 to #21 - Mahazama (08/17/2013) [-]
Feeling libertarian again?
User avatar #56 to #46 - douthit (08/17/2013) [-]
What does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #48 to #21 - vatra (08/17/2013) [-]
I'm with you on this one. I feel I've missed something.
#31 - gearson (08/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#1 - megazoidubertron **User deleted account** (08/17/2013) [-]
-and then, wonder of wonders, the stoplight turns white!
you and the black guy just sit there in astonishment as the stoplight hanging above your
heads continues glow white as piece of paper.
then, without any warring all the other lights start glowing white as well!
the fabric of space and time starts thrum and vibrate as you press your foot down on the accelerator. a mighty "crack" fills the air as a solid beam of white light stretches from each major light source to a spot just in front of your car's hood. the light beams coalesce into a portal. a wicked grin creeps across your face. you turn your head to look at the black guy, who is just siting there, stupefied, staring at you such a surprised expression that you laugh! you laugh and laugh! at this the black guy goes from surprised to horrified in an instant. the black guy is just about to turn tail and
run but before he can you punch it! just before are completely through the portal you turn around in your seat and rip off your mask and shout "noone will believe you!"

#30 - lawander **User deleted account** (08/17/2013) [-]
I don´t get the connection between this cool story and meme
#12 - ffffyou (08/17/2013) [-]
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#26 - logicstrike (08/17/2013) [-]

pic related, what I am currently being
User avatar #32 to #26 - harbingerwolf (08/17/2013) [-]
And there's no cure for it...
#41 - dustygryphon (08/17/2013) [-]
Why was that tiger driving?
User avatar #10 - taht (08/17/2013) [-]
"I was sat."
#8 - rmoran (08/17/2013) [-]
Some 			******		 did this while he was in the left-turn lane and I was going straight.    
I didn't know what to do, nor could I explain the predicament over his jungle music.
Some ****** did this while he was in the left-turn lane and I was going straight.
I didn't know what to do, nor could I explain the predicament over his jungle music.
User avatar #16 - nustix ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
Driving home from a friend on my bike at 1 AM. Stop at a red light. Car stops next to me he is revving his engine and looks at me. Confused as **** I look back. Well why the **** not when it hits green he drives away really fast. I cycle as hard as I can he beats me easily. I will never street race again.
#47 - floogin (08/17/2013) [-]
**floogin rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at The floor is lava ** my face when i blackie asks me to race
User avatar #38 - gardenmanly (08/17/2013) [-]
One day, I pulled up to a light, and this cheap car that someone threw a spoiler on and put a wider exhaust on pulled up next to me and started revving its engine and inching forward a little bit. I look over at the guy driving, and he kinda nods forward asking if I wanted to go with him. I drive a kinda sporty looking car, but I think street racing is just asking for trouble, so I would have obviously declined/ignored him, but I thought I'd have some fun this day. I gripped my steering wheel a little tighter, gave my engine a quick rev, looked over and nodded at him with a serious face on. Heard him shout something like "Aight! Lets do this thing!". The light turned green, he went flying, and I slowly drove forward and turned left.

I guess he didn't realize I was in a left turn only lane with my directional on...
#33 - furryflava (08/17/2013) [-]
What i don't get is why nobody googled it
User avatar #34 to #33 - mvtjets (08/17/2013) [-]
It's still weird to me though
#35 to #33 - lotengo ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
but why do we have 2 confession animal meme's?
User avatar #36 to #35 - tojimajia ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
from what I hear, confession bear is huge confessions that have a lot of effect on the bear around them (a huge lie, almost drowning someone, something very embarrassing) and confession tiger is smaller things.
User avatar #37 to #36 - lotengo ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
your username is a darker shade of blue then mine, so i believe u.
User avatar #45 to #37 - Lilstow ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
in that case...
he's wrong.
User avatar #17 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/17/2013) [-]
Can someone tell me what this meme is supposed to be?
At first I thought it was some kind of parody to the confession bear, but the more posts I see the more I think I'm wrong.
User avatar #19 to #17 - burnswhenipee (08/17/2013) [-]
I think it's supposed to be a more "adult" or "hardcore" version of the bear but i have no idea...
User avatar #14 - ScottP (08/17/2013) [-]
>Guy rides his Toyota Corolla next to me
>Very suburban family man
>Says "Race?"
>I say "I don't really feel like finishing early tonight."
User avatar #43 to #14 - jacksipian (08/17/2013) [-]
i dont get it, are you saying you would smoke him and just blow him away?
User avatar #49 to #14 - vatra (08/17/2013) [-]
Wait what?
#54 - technoplasm **User deleted account** (08/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 - johananas (08/17/2013) [-]
**** confession memes...
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