Some People. Are Dicks, We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't TAWP
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Some People. Are Dicks, We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't

Are Dicks,

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****** by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in **** !

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A bus full of ugly people met after an accident;
all of them died. Before entering Heaven, they
each got one wish. The first said: "Make me
beautiful" and it happened. The rest followed
with the same wish. When it came to the last
person he was laughing. The voice asked him:
Why are you laughing? What is your wish? The
last person answered: make them all ugly
again!
ASSHOLES
They can ruin everything.
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User avatar #4 - Nihatclodra (08/17/2013) [-]
Of course he ruined it. Not ONE of them thought to say "I wish we were all beautiful", so the others could wish for other things.

Selfish bastards...
User avatar #14 - atoaster (08/17/2013) [-]
They were all assholes. Imagine how much easier it could be if the first one said "Make us all beautiful"
#1 - fukkenchaos (08/16/2013) [-]
The lightbulb finally got it right
The lightbulb finally got it right
#33 to #1 - biembobo (08/17/2013) [-]
explain please
#8 to #1 - ganjalf (08/17/2013) [-]
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#20 to #1 - ebdac (08/17/2013) [-]
I just got what the 			****		 is LIGHTBULB...
I just got what the **** is LIGHTBULB...
User avatar #21 to #20 - deathofnight (08/17/2013) [-]
what the hell is LIGHTBULB?
#35 to #21 - ebdac (08/19/2013) [-]
It's that little mother 			******		 under the picture in the description area!
It's that little mother ****** under the picture in the description area!
#9 to #1 - LiamNeeson (08/17/2013) [-]
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#19 to #7 - neokun (08/17/2013) [-]
Well aren't you cynical.
Well aren't you cynical.
#24 - TreesyDoesIt (08/17/2013) [-]
if he is such an asshole how did he end up in heaven?
User avatar #27 to #24 - sirbutterballs (08/17/2013) [-]
Maybe he was an asshole to assholes therefore being a double negative?
#28 to #24 - caramelfox (08/17/2013) [-]
It's ridiculous how many people think hey can get away with being an asshole, and are still saved as long as they have accepted God.
User avatar #30 to #28 - nigalthornberry (08/17/2013) [-]
The only real way to get into heaven(if you believe it exists) is that if you dont be a dick in general
User avatar #25 to #24 - rollertoaster (08/17/2013) [-]
Accepted Jesus as his Lord and savior
#15 - pappathethird (08/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - junkinator ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
That all depends what heaven is. If everybody has their own individual heaven, mine is full of Kate Beckinsale. Im even Kate Beckinsale.

Kate Beckinsale.

Yes
#11 - ICEDgrunge (08/17/2013) [-]
AMERICA! 			****		 YEAH!
AMERICA! **** YEAH!
#31 - shrekdurself (08/17/2013) [-]
If I die and go to heaven and get one wish
My wish would be a threesome with Emma Watson and Emma Stone
legally
User avatar #2 - demandsgayversion (08/17/2013) [-]
Alternate ending to Lost
User avatar #23 - loodee (08/17/2013) [-]
rly funy
User avatar #10 - dickss (08/17/2013) [-]
why not just wish yourself back to life...
User avatar #16 to #10 - squeemonster (08/17/2013) [-]
To be ugly and made fun of once again? Why would someone want that?
#3 - dylanweber (08/17/2013) [-]
If the wish was to make them all ugly again, how do we not know they they stayed beautiful, but they looked ugly again in only the last man's eyes?
If the wish was to make them all ugly again, how do we not know they they stayed beautiful, but they looked ugly again in only the last man's eyes?
#5 - darthsanti (08/17/2013) [-]
I knew it, but with a group of black slaves who wished to be white.
#26 - phoenixtc (08/17/2013) [-]
**phoenixtc rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at 4.5 Trillion Dollars ** my wish
#22 - tieze (08/17/2013) [-]
that description seems so familiar. sounds a lot like vinnie jones in "Snatch" when he tells the 3 black guys to **** off.
#18 - Spikeydeath (08/17/2013) [-]
i tell this joke as fat people
User avatar #17 - randomwanker (08/17/2013) [-]
nice description
User avatar #13 - crazyhindu (08/17/2013) [-]
I would've just wished for them to have taste buds in their assholes.
#12 - fellatio (08/17/2013) [-]
**fellatio rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at Sister ** what i wish for
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