Conspiracy. . ARWAYS my my mo AM) THE HETARE. Wake up america! The rest of the world may snooze funny Animals Dogs sheeps conspiracy
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#1 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(08/16/2013) [-]
Wake up america!
The rest of the world may snooze
#63 to #1 - niggastolemyname
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(08/17/2013) [-]
wait
oh
i made this
and then realized that was the joke
#22 to #1 - tehfalconguy
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(08/17/2013) [-]
This was the ******* perfect time for "WAKE UP SHEEPLE!"
This was the ******* perfect time for "WAKE UP SHEEPLE!"
#71 to #1 - adu
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(08/17/2013) [-]
g/11? I am so confused...
#2 to #1 - misterobotunicorn
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(08/17/2013) [-]
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#5 - hurleyy
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(08/17/2013) [-]
You fools! How can you not see it! Its the illuminati
#26 to #5 - anon
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(08/17/2013) [-]
You missed an A in "ARE"
6.5/10 not convinced.
#27 to #26 - hurleyy
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(08/17/2013) [-]
You fools! How can you not see it! Its the illuminati

convinced?
#33 to #5 - phudgepacker
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(08/17/2013) [-]
This is funny for reasons that I cant exactly explain
#55 to #5 - ridicurous
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Obvious signs of Illuminati are obvious
Everyone must know the truth!
#12 to #5 - kiermatv
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#9 - theexplodingcheez
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#36 to #9 - boydaranga
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(08/17/2013) [-]
"so domesticate"
#72 to #36 - theexplodingcheez
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(08/17/2013) [-]
yeah I immediately wished I had put that instead after I posted this comment. oh well
#3 - miscarriage
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(08/17/2013) [-]
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sheep's fw
#11 to #3 - biggrand
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(08/17/2013) [-]
was this a chick or a dude?
#13 to #11 - miscarriage
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(08/17/2013) [-]
isguy
#14 to #13 - biggrand
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(08/17/2013) [-]
me kinda still want
#15 to #14 - miscarriage
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Tin foil turns me on, too
#16 to #15 - biggrand
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(08/17/2013) [-]
His face looks so smooth, and his anus probably feels of jello
#17 to #16 - miscarriage
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#37 to #16 - anahbell
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#7 - waitiknowthisone
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#10 to #7 - Faded
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Wat?
#35 to #10 - destructodan **User deleted account**
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Its from a film called the four lions. Its about a group of British Muslims who try to blow up the London marathon, its hilarious
#19 to #7 - chrismamaril
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(08/17/2013) [-]
I loved that movie. that part when the bombs he is carrying the bombs in plastic bags is ******* hilarious.
#30 to #19 - thelastelephant
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(08/17/2013) [-]
What movie? I have to see this now.
#31 to #30 - chrismamaril
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Four Lions.
#32 to #31 - thelastelephant
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Thank you, sir.
#48 to #7 - jellyraptorz
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(08/17/2013) [-]
It is a really good movie makes you think to
#52 to #7 - ZackyV
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#59 to #7 - tiopico
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(08/17/2013) [-]
same movie I believe
same movie I believe
#8 - ishotthedeputy
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe.
Baa-ram-ewe. Baa-ram-ewe. To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. Sheep be true. Baa-ram-ewe.
#38 to #8 - anon
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(08/17/2013) [-]
that'll do pig, that'll do
#24 - theugandanhero
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(08/17/2013) [-]
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
#25 to #24 - kalima
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Im waiting for the user who is named Sheeple to show up one day.
#43 to #24 - willindor
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(08/17/2013) [-]
I don't think that sheep are suitable for an insult of this kind because:
1 They are capable to function solitary
2 A hive minded animals would be a better choice
3 They're awesome
That's why I suggest to use the term beeple.
#39 - PlagueDoctor ONLINE
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(08/17/2013) [-]
But srsly, why are most conspiracies laughed away? History has shown that many did exist and that they worked.
#40 to #39 - PlagueDoctor ONLINE
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Conspiracy theories*
#47 to #39 - durkadurka
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Most of the conspiracies that DID exist weren't the kinds of elaborate-stupid conspiracies that some people just love to believe.

Generally, the simplest explanations are the right ones.
#49 to #39 - DerpScout
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(08/17/2013) [-]
I think most conspiracy theories may be laughed at because of people like David Icke and Alex Jones who are just making up the most stupid **** to get people to buy their crap.
#54 to #39 - cchasan
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Other than the fact that there are many conspiracy theories flying around today, problem is most of them are made up. People tend to make use of every incident that might be slightly related to what theorists try to prove, to their own advantage. The more incidents, the more "plausible" people find them just because the way they are put and explained sounds logical.   
   
tl;dr just because something is logical doesn't mean it's true.   
   
Source: I'm an Arab. Arabs live on conspiracy theories when they are generally losing in politics. They make up conspiracy theories on how the winning side is allied with Israel and major superpowers (e.g USA and Russia) in order to justify their own failure. This is probably influenced by the secret Sykes-Picot agreement that occurred during World War I and how the Arabs were ****** over by a conspiracy designed by UK, France, and pre-Lenin Russia. (pic related)   
Also I used to believe that crap, maybe this is just sharing some of my own experience.   
   
Sorry for the long post
Other than the fact that there are many conspiracy theories flying around today, problem is most of them are made up. People tend to make use of every incident that might be slightly related to what theorists try to prove, to their own advantage. The more incidents, the more "plausible" people find them just because the way they are put and explained sounds logical.

tl;dr just because something is logical doesn't mean it's true.

Source: I'm an Arab. Arabs live on conspiracy theories when they are generally losing in politics. They make up conspiracy theories on how the winning side is allied with Israel and major superpowers (e.g USA and Russia) in order to justify their own failure. This is probably influenced by the secret Sykes-Picot agreement that occurred during World War I and how the Arabs were ****** over by a conspiracy designed by UK, France, and pre-Lenin Russia. (pic related)
Also I used to believe that crap, maybe this is just sharing some of my own experience.

Sorry for the long post
#67 to #39 - JesuschristofAZ
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(08/17/2013) [-]
My personal favorite is the mob's involvement in assassinating Kennedy because they have a real motive. Bobby Kennedy, the district attorney at the time, was trying to take down the mob. The mob's logic was if they killed the President, Bobby would resign. I don't remember the full details, but Oswald was allegedly brought in because the mob wanted an outside man. The man who killed Oswald, Jack Ruby, was heavily involved with the mob, but not well liked and he had police connections, so the mob thought he'd be perfect to take down Oswald so he wouldn't rat out the mob. The theory is also helped by the the previous assassination plots on Kennedy by the mob that never came to fruition.
#41 to #39 - nehger **User deleted account**
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(08/17/2013) [-]
because many are based entirely on speculation and assumptions, and they are often just ridiculous and lack basic logic
That, and they distract from real problems. Instead of impeaching bush and putting him in jail for ACTUAL war crimes like invading Iraq, they try to put hum away for planning 9.11, based on nothing but vague 100% debunked myths
Instead of firing Obama's ass over those drone strikes and that NSA scandal, we have to listen to stupid ass stories where he is some guy born in kenya

tl;dr
They are mostly ********
#64 to #41 - anon
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(08/17/2013) [-]
tl;dr sheeps gonna sheep. Social conditioning.

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#66 to #64 - willindor
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(08/17/2013) [-]
What the baa did you just say about us, you little goat? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the herd, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret grazing raids on cow pastures, and I have over 300 recorded shavings. I am trained in manure warfare and I’m the top grazer in the entire herd. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the baa out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, **********. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the farm and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, goat. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my wool. Not only am I extensively trained in grazing combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the farm and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piece of manure. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn goat. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, goat.
#58 to #41 - guruofcancer
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Just to correct your image here, it wasn't a missile in the pentagon, it really was another plane
#42 to #41 - PlagueDoctor ONLINE
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Well yeah, the 9-11 thing and ALIENS whatever are real crazy. Btw, source on the debunked 9-11 myths?
#45 to #42 - nehger **User deleted account**
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(08/17/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/RKOwens4/videos
this guy knows best

Or you just watch Loose Change because most of it is so ******* stupid that practically debunks itself
#29 - specialone
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(08/17/2013) [-]
It's that most dangerous of animals, a clever sheep.
#21 - pebar ONLINE
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