4chan feels. . 88092 we 4 years ago eat moms house sshe gives me a list of chores to do while her and my sister get groceries Hells me no psa until chores are d

4chan feels

we 4 years ago
eat moms house
sshe gives me a list of chores to do while her and my sister get groceries
Hells me no psa until chores are done
Holding laundry while watching tar.
bewitch to news
lottory says
Local women and daughter killed in car accident"
mmy mom and sister have died
we 4 years later (present day)
wwant a taste of nostalgia
moan up my psa
sin the disc compartment there was a note
mote said
Wiley, Wiley, Wiley. I told you not to play your psa before chores are done. Well, son, I love you to death and I want to cut
you some slack. You may play your game station until I return with hugs and kisses " XOXO -Loire Mom"
knever came home
knever got my hugs and kisses...
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#6 - jakatackka (08/16/2013) [-]
This post has the perfect combination of feels and not-totally-insensitive humor.
#39 to #6 - minorian ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - smilinganon (08/17/2013) [-]
I read that and started getting a feel but thank god that other guy just cut that feel out like a god damn surgeon with a scalpel.
#38 - rmoran (08/17/2013) [-]
"Love you to death"
#9 - arcticassassin (08/17/2013) [-]
I feel bad for laughing at this
I feel bad for laughing at this
#2 - teranin (08/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #51 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (08/17/2013) [-]
That lats comment makes it sound funny
#36 - tightastic (08/17/2013) [-]
You poor bastard...still playing a ps2 in 2009.
You poor bastard...still playing a ps2 in 2009.
User avatar #48 to #36 - redrex (08/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #65 to #36 - mion (08/17/2013) [-]
I bought my PS3 just last year, and some of the PS2 games are the **** .

Though many of these games are being remastered, but that's a different story.
#47 to #36 - dcdt (08/17/2013) [-]
I still don't own anything newer than that.   
No money.   
Go away.
I still don't own anything newer than that.

No money.


Go away.
#43 to #36 - maycontainallergys (08/17/2013) [-]
if you had the right games it didn't matter
#52 to #43 - sourpotato (08/17/2013) [-]
"Jack... or should I say Snake... you're a wonderful man. Kill me now. There's only room for one snake and one boss." Feelings.
User avatar #16 - FightClub (08/17/2013) [-]
gee, 4chan users sure put a lot of thought into their fabricated stories
User avatar #54 to #16 - goodguygary (08/17/2013) [-]
well, better to look at some fake gold than to be looking at a piece of **** with yellow paint on it
User avatar #19 to #16 - ilovehitler (08/17/2013) [-]
Kinda like every fiction writer ever.
User avatar #35 to #19 - leglesslegolegolas (08/17/2013) [-]
Thumbed you back up for truth.
User avatar #20 to #19 - FightClub (08/17/2013) [-]
except they're seeking fame and/or wealth

anon's gain neither, so
User avatar #21 to #20 - ilovehitler (08/17/2013) [-]
Not all of them. The best ones aren't.
A lot of fiction writers, it's not about the money or the fame. That sure helps, but it's not the point.
Lot of fiction writers just gotta write. It's like any compulsion. They write and write and write and maybe someday, if they're very very lucky, they get somewhere with their writing.

It's not about the money, it's about writing

And anons can get their own **** from it. They can see that their words can cause emotion in others. And for them that's obviously enough to keep content.
User avatar #22 to #21 - FightClub (08/17/2013) [-]
the incentive divulged authors have is much greater than an anon's, so spending time on these fictitious stories is still pretty ridiculous to me

whatever though
User avatar #24 to #22 - ilovehitler (08/17/2013) [-]
Most authors don't get anywhere, though. It's not about an incentive for a lot of them, it's about a story trying to get out. Or hell, even just enjoyment from writing.
User avatar #25 to #24 - FightClub (08/17/2013) [-]
i know it's not about the incentive, i'm saying the incentive that compels them to produce a novel or story is obviously greater than an anon's

if 4chan rewarded popular stories to the creators with money or something then their incentive would be greater as well, but most stories written on 4chan have simply faded away without a single notice. thousands post **** like this on that site daily, and only a handful are ever retained
User avatar #26 to #25 - FightClub (08/17/2013) [-]
well maybe not thousands, but hundreds i'm sure
User avatar #28 to #25 - ilovehitler (08/17/2013) [-]
And that's what makes it all so great, it's a true test of your writing. It's the question of can they write a good enough story to both not bore the short attention spans of many internet users, and also be different from the thousands of others who are writing greentexts?
User avatar #29 to #28 - FightClub (08/17/2013) [-]
meh, i'm not really amused by stories seeking sympathy and depression. i enjoy the mischievous and embarrassing anecdotes the most, regardless of whether they're genuine or not
User avatar #32 to #29 - ilovehitler (08/17/2013) [-]
yeah, those are the best of them.
User avatar #61 - whyisevrynametaken (08/17/2013) [-]
wow the media is getting quick with its news reports
User avatar #12 - tikledpikle (08/17/2013) [-]
I'm drunk and why would you do this?
#18 to #12 - magerogue (08/17/2013) [-]
yup, it's ******** up to be on FJ drunk.
User avatar #23 to #18 - tikledpikle (08/17/2013) [-]
you made me laugh. a shot for you!
#33 - anon (08/17/2013) [-]
Stop reposting 50 things a day you orange cunt
#56 to #33 - lucarioveethree (08/17/2013) [-]
At least tjhose things are (usually) funny. Unless dozens people on this site started making OC that was funny, and actually got to the frontpage, than reposts are almost all we have.

If Phanact and ************ and all the other reposters stopped reposting, than the amount of content on the frontpage that is actually worth looking at would drop dramatically.
User avatar #57 to #56 - phanact (08/17/2013) [-]
************ got permabanned :c
His rank disappeared and I instantly became #1
I was hoping to beat him legitimately but apparently that didn't happen
I'm a bit upset by that
User avatar #71 to #57 - torchictoucher (08/17/2013) [-]
yeah, i was actually looking forward to the day you overtook me legitimately, now that wont happen Though i will overtake you again
User avatar #58 to #57 - lucarioveethree (08/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, I am too. And it was for the most trivial thing. I've seen people post legitimate porn outside of **** and go completely unpunished.

At least he has a good alt he can keep posting on.
User avatar #59 to #58 - phanact (08/17/2013) [-]
He'll still be a challenge to top I think
User avatar #60 to #59 - lucarioveethree (08/17/2013) [-]
Oh wow. Just checked the rankings. I thought Torchictoucher was a lot lower than that.

He definitely has the chance to come back.
User avatar #72 to #60 - torchictoucher (08/17/2013) [-]
I only lost 3 places in the 2 months i haven't used this profile, i could easily make it back

My comment rank however is way low for torchictoucher
#3 - bondeh ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
#14 - presentdent (08/17/2013) [-]
That... Awmawgawd...
That... Awmawgawd...
#13 - anon (08/17/2013) [-]
In the last 4 days, getting as far as the 60-70 votes posts, I've seen only 2 that were new to me: a random OC about a guy that saved ******* birds from his AC, and another guy that got engaged. Pure humour.
The rest was a competition between phaggot, mudkipsucker and dracocancer to see who proxy upvotes more reposts.
At least 9fag staff bothers to go steal new content from other sites daily, tumblr and reddit are cancer but manage to make OC... Hell, even in memebase you see new material every day.
FJ has got out of hand. You guys have become the worst of the cancer in the internet.
User avatar #15 to #13 - kapane (08/17/2013) [-]
If you're seeing the same stuff everyday on this website, then maybe you should stop coming on it so much?
#41 to #13 - flamingtent (08/17/2013) [-]
#1 - mcwalrus (08/16/2013) [-]
Doubt, like any mom would say xoxo to their children
User avatar #64 to #1 - sanguinesolitude (08/17/2013) [-]
my mom did. it means hugs and kisses
#68 to #1 - captaincapital (08/17/2013) [-]
not your mom no, because she didnt love you
#34 to #1 - anon (08/17/2013) [-]
I'd feel bad that your mom doesn't love you, but I can't blame her.
User avatar #50 to #1 - mcwachner (08/17/2013) [-]
I thought I was the person writing that comment.

Damn you Walrus.
User avatar #37 to #1 - dragonfish (08/17/2013) [-]
***** you unloved
User avatar #7 to #1 - jefglv (08/17/2013) [-]
Mine too.
User avatar #17 to #1 - ilovehitler (08/17/2013) [-]
you were that kid who never got hugged as a child.
#8 to #1 - dxdloo (08/17/2013) [-]
i guess you just don't get that much love from your mom buddy
i guess you just don't get that much love from your mom buddy
#5 to #1 - superlild (08/16/2013) [-]
Dude my mum does.
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