FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL. . um kin: Why is no one freaking out ever Mater from Cars? The guy lives in a junkyard full at car parts... which Wouldn' t be that bad i
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FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL

um kin:
Why is no one freaking out ever Mater from Cars? The guy lives in a
junkyard full at car parts... which Wouldn' t be that bad it he didn' t exist in
a universe of talking cars
He sleeps surrounded by discarded organs and mellowed out surpass
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#23 - greenpyro (08/16/2013) [+] (13 replies)
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If we follow this posts logic then Mcqueen basically enters and exits someone elses anus every race....he sleeps inside someone else...
#30 - lurifax (08/16/2013) [-]
I thought it said Water on Mars

Mfw me
User avatar #81 to #30 - temporalguardian ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
I thought it said Cater on mars and then thought it was misspelled for crater, and then i looked again and i dumbed.
#101 to #30 - schnickelfritz (08/17/2013) [-]
me too, mate...me too
me too, mate...me too
#50 to #30 - tightastic (08/16/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		 me too man
Holy **** me too man
User avatar #39 to #32 - kalima (08/16/2013) [-]
wrong doctor.
#52 to #39 - steefdegroot (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm so so sorry.
I'm so so sorry.
User avatar #31 to #30 - justaperson (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm so glad I'm not the only one.
User avatar #37 to #31 - urfunnyman (08/16/2013) [-]
We are legion we are many
#11 - pappathethird (08/16/2013) [-]
I don't like to be a buzzkill (jk I love it) but here goes:
The characters in 'Cars' are perfectly aware that they are cars. That is actually why I think it's a very elegant execution unlike the movies with animals, where I personally wonder why they don't use some of their humanlike self-awareness to rise above the state of pets or wild animals. But then again, I'm just over-thinking it.
And while we're at overthinking. Why the **** do they have houses and sidewalks in cars?
User avatar #12 to #11 - sirnigga (08/16/2013) [-]
for the sexual thrill
User avatar #16 to #11 - redneckhokage (08/16/2013) [-]
better yet, how are new cars made
#17 to #16 - spielman (08/16/2013) [-]
Exhaust pipe is a cargina. Tow hook is a penis
User avatar #18 to #17 - redneckhokage (08/16/2013) [-]
so they do it backwards?
#19 to #18 - spielman (08/16/2013) [-]
Some cars have a tow hook mounted to the front
User avatar #20 to #19 - redneckhokage (08/16/2013) [-]
so their penis comes out of their face?
#21 to #20 - spielman (08/16/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #22 to #21 - redneckhokage (08/16/2013) [-]
time to rule34 this ****
User avatar #36 to #11 - ZenMacros (08/16/2013) [-]
Well they kinda did that in Finding Nemo when they escaped from the fish tank.
User avatar #54 to #11 - commontroll (08/16/2013) [-]
It's actually after a technological revolution. It's our world, but we're no longer a part of it.
User avatar #90 to #11 - mayihavecaps (08/16/2013) [-]
On your point about animals rising to being more than just pets;

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Farm
#1 - shawzy (08/16/2013) [-]
#45 to #1 - Rascal (08/16/2013) [-]
He's metal as **** .
User avatar #105 to #45 - nyawgga (08/17/2013) [-]
LITERALLY!
#5 - aritfex (08/16/2013) [-]
Mater is simply just an undertaker.

....

I'm not surprised that he's ****** up.
User avatar #7 - roflstorm (08/16/2013) [-]
I watched Cars 2 yesterday
The beginning is ******* DARK.
3 cars die in 30 minutes. And none were graceful deaths either.
#2 - snakefire (08/16/2013) [-]
So its like a disney cars version of wrong turn 4?
#9 - thessalonaki (08/16/2013) [-]
Maybe he's Cars' version of Death, and he aids old, out of shape cars in their journey from this life. The Junkyard is not only the graveyard, but also the afterlife. He sleeps there to keep them company, and to ease the troubled souls who cannot accept death.
User avatar #33 to #9 - DiabloStrawhat (08/16/2013) [-]
I really don't want Larry the Cable Guy to be the Angel of Death...
User avatar #15 to #9 - redneckhokage (08/16/2013) [-]
dude. . woah
User avatar #26 to #9 - jokeface (08/16/2013) [-]
So his tow hook is basically a scythe....Nice.
#82 - rlikr (08/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - teoferrazzi (08/16/2013) [-]
I read it as water from mars..
#24 - PVTDickStryker (08/16/2013) [-]
Relevant


Am I the only guy that mourned this ************ ?
#49 - hydromatic (08/16/2013) [-]
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#40 - nuculardonkey (08/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 - chituat (08/16/2013) [-]
i read that as crater on mars. Does that mean I'm gay?
#28 - willindor ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
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#51 - tightastic (08/16/2013) [-]
no stop
no stop
#41 - naziseverywhere (08/16/2013) [-]
He's a doctor and a mortician who lives in his office.
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