They can't un-grape you. Source: Imgur. DAVID CANE, THROUGH YEARS OF CROSSBREEDING, HAS DEVELOPED AN ALL NATURAL BREED THAT TASTE EXACTLY LIKE COTTON ," we GRAP
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They can't un-grape you

DAVID CANE, THROUGH YEARS OF
CROSSBREEDING, HAS DEVELOPED
AN ALL NATURAL BREED
THAT TASTE EXACTLY LIKE
COTTON ,"
we GRAPES mums
THE SUGAR CONTENT or A CANDY an
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#154 - josieabby (08/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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I just visited The Grapery's site and it says that they will have labrusca wine, strawberry and raspberry flavored grapes out very soon.


I love strawberries, but I'm allergic. If I could get the flavor from grapes, that would be awesome.
#6 - Tvfreek (08/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #95 to #6 - whitehawk (08/16/2013) [-]
gotta love those headlight fluid containers.
#12 to #6 - shitforluck (08/16/2013) [-]
Yea, everybody likes grapes, ya cunt!
#29 to #6 - lebearlios ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
gotta love Gavin
gotta love Gavin
#145 to #29 - doubledisme (08/16/2013) [-]
unrealated I used to have the same exact pillow as a kid
then I was messing around with my dog riddick who thought it was a real fish then ate it
User avatar #74 to #6 - discardedslinky (08/16/2013) [-]
"The Nazi's weren't racist were they?"
User avatar #18 to #6 - bjornkrage (08/16/2013) [-]
"Talking is just making sounds with your mouth"

-Gavin Free
User avatar #41 - Onemanretardpack (08/16/2013) [-]
Now make wine with them
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#17 - LovegoodJuggalo (08/16/2013) [-]
I SAID IM GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH.
I SAID IM GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH.
User avatar #55 to #17 - nicolbolas (08/16/2013) [-]
Grape was censored, WTF?
#25 - baconslapped (08/16/2013) [-]
**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at (untitled) **  grape me
**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at (untitled) ** grape me
#42 to #25 - willindor ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Dat relevance.
Dat relevance.
User avatar #50 to #25 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Toy Soldier That was......pretty disturbing...
User avatar #94 to #50 - everyziggy (08/16/2013) [-]
Oh god I never saw the whole thing before, that is gold.
#33 - seleniyxoxo (08/16/2013) [-]
All this time wasted on grapes when he could have been genetically engineering cat girls... -sigh-
User avatar #119 to #33 - toastyghosty (08/16/2013) [-]
because that's like, 10x harder, especially naturally
this guy was making his grapes naturally
User avatar #47 to #33 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Thats ******* weird.
User avatar #44 to #33 - darthsalias ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
actually do not want.
User avatar #64 to #33 - ieatbengay (08/16/2013) [-]
don't ignore history people, pretty soon these catgirl would be getting humans right, they'll be allowed to vote and eventually they'll become just like any other woman
#70 to #64 - feelythefeel (08/16/2013) [-]
Except they'd be part cat. Durr.
Except they'd be part cat. Durr.
#38 to #33 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
baby steps my friend. you don't just jump straight into cat girls, you have to work your way up. this is why we have glow in the dark puppies. we have to start small so that we don't accidentally have all our cat girls wind up with cancer or something

also, if you're going to say we need cat girls you should post a pic of actual cat girls, those are just siesta and henrietta from the familiar of zero wearing cat ears. at the very least you should post a cat eared version of tabitha since she's the best girl on that show.
#46 to #33 - firefaux (08/16/2013) [-]
just because they are catgirls, doesn't mean that they'll love you.
User avatar #11 - demondiger (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm so grapeful
User avatar #1 - dragonbeeon (08/16/2013) [-]
Where can I buy these?
User avatar #2 to #1 - jamesisonfunnyjunk (08/16/2013) [-]
If you find out, please let us know!
#4 to #2 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
See comment #3.
#5 to #1 - justanotherpsyco (08/16/2013) [-]
I don't know where you live, but if you happen to know what a Publix is, they will be carrying them soon. My store just received a case of them on Thursday and I **** you not they do taste like cotton candy.
User avatar #72 to #1 - squirlygirl (08/16/2013) [-]
I saw them at Mother's Market down here in SoCal.. I tried one, it was epic. Too bad they are ~ $6 a pound
User avatar #3 to #1 - akoya (08/16/2013) [-]
These were on my local news. I finally have something positive to tell people about my county. We've finally accomplished something other than doctors dying in chimneys and being the hiding place of Schwarzenegger's mistress and secret son.

You need to login to view this link

The sentence you want most from that link is: "The fruit already is available at Sweet Surrender in Bakersfield for about $5 per pound."
User avatar #40 to #3 - nylak (08/16/2013) [-]
Goddamn, tell them to ship some to Missouri! I want to try some. D:
User avatar #61 to #40 - doubleuteeeffmate (08/16/2013) [-]
^ this
User avatar #28 to #3 - Ghostdoom (08/16/2013) [-]
You live in Kern?
User avatar #31 to #28 - akoya (08/16/2013) [-]
Yep. Spent my childhood in Delano, then moved to Bakersfield a few years ago. Perhaps one day I'll move outside county line instead of just relocating inside of it.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Ghostdoom (08/16/2013) [-]
Haha. Live right next to FHS.
I saw this on the news too.

This is probably the closest fjer to live near me that I've ever met.
Thumbs for you.
User avatar #36 to #32 - akoya (08/16/2013) [-]
You are also the closest I've ever met. I live off of Snow Road. Also pretty close to FHS. Enjoy your thumb too.
User avatar #37 to #36 - Ghostdoom (08/16/2013) [-]
Walking distance from snow. adding you just cause.
User avatar #43 to #37 - mrhotwings (08/16/2013) [-]
Holy **** , two people from FJ live near me?
User avatar #49 to #43 - Ghostdoom (08/16/2013) [-]
Eric?
User avatar #52 to #49 - mrhotwings (08/16/2013) [-]
It's Erick, who is this? We obviously know each other if you know my name.
User avatar #54 to #52 - Ghostdoom (08/16/2013) [-]
I could tell by your username. You're the guy who joined my server You need to login to view this link
User avatar #171 to #54 - masterspectre (08/16/2013) [-]
This is interesting, three people that live near me.
User avatar #56 to #54 - mrhotwings (08/16/2013) [-]
Oh ya.
User avatar #9 to #3 - themurp (08/16/2013) [-]
Cali pride bitches! We did something!
#162 to #3 - santisimamuerte (08/16/2013) [-]
I just moved out of Bakersfield.   
Allofmywat.
I just moved out of Bakersfield.
Allofmywat.
User avatar #30 to #3 - kookykade (08/16/2013) [-]
Oh **** ! I live in Isabella, gotta find these
User avatar #20 to #3 - funkysack (08/16/2013) [-]
going camping at kern river and isabella lake later on this year, im passing by for sure!!

happy i live close by
#7 to #3 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
DUDE BAKERSFIELD **** YEAH!!!!!
User avatar #75 to #69 - eldasero (08/16/2013) [-]
By the grapist?!?!?!
#82 to #75 - furryflava (08/16/2013) [-]
in the Grapery
#8 - ettne (08/16/2013) [-]
WKUK Grapist
#73 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
Someone should make wine out of this
User avatar #91 to #73 - yorker (08/16/2013) [-]
Comment #41 you thieving prick.
#66 - dameush (08/16/2013) [-]
great.. now get them to taste like jolly ranchers, skittles, snickers, or twix
#51 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
JESSE IT'S TIME TO CROSSBREED
User avatar #157 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (08/16/2013) [-]
im viewing this post whilst i take a poop. ive nevr done it before. im enjoying myself fj.
User avatar #137 to #126 - RemNinja (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm so ******* tired of seeing this picture where it doesn't make any sense.
#149 to #137 - awesomesaucetime (08/16/2013) [-]
how about stop being a admin and look closely at what hes saying...which is "why cant we put more money into mass producing these?"
how about stop being a admin and look closely at what hes saying...which is "why cant we put more money into mass producing these?"
User avatar #150 to #149 - RemNinja (08/16/2013) [-]
Because the economy of the United States works on supply and demand.
#151 to #150 - awesomesaucetime (08/16/2013) [-]
THERE SHOULD BE A GREAT DEMAND OF THESE!
User avatar #180 to #150 - navadae (08/16/2013) [-]
healthy alternative snack that tastes the same as the unhealthy snack you`d eat a lot more of.. hmmm
now.. correct me if i`m wrong but... seems like theres be quite a bit of demand for this
User avatar #182 to #180 - RemNinja (08/16/2013) [-]
Yes, and you can buy them for $5 a pound.
User avatar #184 to #182 - navadae (08/16/2013) [-]
not here, we dont have super awesome cotton candy grapes here

we have boring (but still good) normal grapes


for $5 a pound
User avatar #187 to #184 - RemNinja (08/16/2013) [-]
Then that just means that your store doesn't carry them.
User avatar #189 to #187 - navadae (08/16/2013) [-]
which means there is no supply to this area (multiple stores)
User avatar #190 to #189 - RemNinja (08/16/2013) [-]
Likely because there is not demand in your area. You are one person. You are not your entire community. Just because you want something doesn't mean you'll get it.
#10 - underporches (08/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #146 - chingmongna (08/16/2013) [-]
But does it have the texture of cotton candy


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