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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - ied
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#48 to #1 - jtjas
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#34 to #1 - mrhotwings
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Well then.
#20 - anon id: 166feb32
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To the one about peeing in the shower: No.
Not only are you disgusting, but you are trying to justify a nasty habit with false facts.

The average (US) toilet uses 1.2-1.6 gallons per flush. The average shower head consumes 2.1 gallons of water per minute. So if peeing takes more than 30 seconds, you are wasting water.

(Also, 4,379 litres? That's about equal to flushing a toilet 1,000 times. How the hell are you peeing in the shower 1,000 times in 365 days? Do you pigs just use the shower as a urinal even when it's not running?)
User avatar #32 to #20 - willindor
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Just multitask wiseguy.
#36 to #20 - ryuryu
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It's not like you're taking a bath in your piss...
#77 to #36 - anon id: 166feb32
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No, but other people have to step in it.
User avatar #25 to #20 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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Pissing in the shower is good because it feels good, end of discussion.
#71 to #25 - anon id: 166feb32
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Ok, but that doesn't make you not disgusting.
Homeless men jerk-it on park benches because it feels good, but you're still disgusting.
User avatar #76 to #71 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
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But the water washes the urine off you, and also, since I am male I don't piss down my leg, I piss away from me, but not all over the walls or anything, just down the plughole.
#26 to #20 - nylak
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I was always told that peeing in the shower helps prevent athlete's foot. Not sure how reliable that information is, but hey, it works for me.

...I mean, I pee in the shower and I've never had athlete's foot, and my girlfriend doesn't and she gets it frequently, so that's all the evidence I need to keep on doing it.
#74 to #26 - anon id: 166feb32
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I'm sad that there are three people who thumbed you because they think drinking their piss cures disease.

It is common fringe (oxymoron) homeopathy that pee is a cure all. Whoever told you peeing in the shower prevents athlete's foot is an idiot.
Your girlfriend' athlete's foot is probably because of her habits (if your are barefoot daily to allow your feet to dry, even if you have walked through an infected area, the fugus can not grow. Additionally, if your girlfriend has not cleaned infected shoes, that could cause her infection to relapse.)

Also, does your girlfriend know you piss in the shower?
#75 to #74 - nylak
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Whoa, wait a minute, nobody's drinking piss around here. Except that crazy Bear guy everyone talks about, apparently.

And like I said, I don't really care if it works or not; it's just an excuse to keep doing it and it kind of amuses me to think about it. I mean, even if human urine had genuine antifungal properties, I doubt a brief application that is rapidly rinsed off by the shower would be effective anyhow.

...And yes, she knows, and no, she doesn't care. I'm the one who cleans the bathroom anyway.
#59 to #26 - handsomelegend
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made me giggle
made me giggle
User avatar #21 to #20 - dagold
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There are two types of people in the world: ones who pee in the shower, and dirty ******* liars.

Also, if the water in the shower is running anyway because you are, I don't know, showering? You are using that water anyway, so no waste.
#69 to #21 - anon id: 166feb32
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Then that would be one type of person. For it to be two types, you need to say those who admit they pee in the shower, and liars.
There are two types of people. Disgusting shower pee-ers, and people who are actually clean.

Only if you spend 0 seconds peeing. If peeing extends your shower time, you're cutting into any supposed "savings" and even then, it's not 4,000 litres, it would at best be 1,657 litres, and that's assuming you shower daily, which, if you're the disgusting slob that 99% of FJ appears to be, you most certainly do not do.
User avatar #78 to #69 - dagold
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I shower once in the morning, once at night actually, but nice attempt at a generalization.
#82 to #78 - anon id: 166feb32
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If you shower twice a day, then you shouldn't be trying to excuse your disgusting habit by claiming it saves water.
Cutting out just 26 showers saves more than peeing in the shower would save in a year (assuming 0 time is wasted peeing, which is almost certainly not the case for many who do it).
User avatar #83 to #82 - dagold
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considering I do PT in the morning and get covered in sweat, that requires a shower. Then after I work outside all day, I need another shower. Are you saying you don't shower after getting filthy? Sounds like an even more disgusting habit.
#30 - baconslapped
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**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at . ** Well ****. Good job ancestors
#2 - ffffyou
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User avatar #6 - redrex
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you have no ******* idea how many times i had to read the one about the walking dead
#23 to #6 - kasperoster
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I still dont get it.
User avatar #43 to #23 - zzforrest
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We are watching the Walking Dead. When we do that, we are the Sitting Living (living as in alive).
User avatar #56 to #43 - kasperoster
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I gets it naow. i is st00pid
#3 - anon id: 7e9f87cc
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for the last one: what if my dad was a sad loser who sold his sperm, and some random chick chose him?
User avatar #5 to #3 - alexisbeast
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My biological father donated sperm.
It's k I've gotten some
#18 to #3 - acharminbear
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sorry for the thumbnail
User avatar #60 to #18 - imofcnotharveydent
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no, he didn't get laid if it was from a spermbank
User avatar #79 to #60 - spermbank
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psh...my vagina still counts
User avatar #80 to #79 - imofcnotharveydent
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You may have tricked me for half a season but I know your a fagget Grell
#51 - umopapisdn
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User avatar #19 - DontDeleteMeAgain
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i dont think theres credibility behind the africa one, so how can i believe the rest either?
#9 - crazycommando
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for the first one we've all been through it at some point...in way, maybe not for long but it does happen that we think someone loves us and well...you get the picture
for the first one we've all been through it at some point...in way, maybe not for long but it does happen that we think someone loves us and well...you get the picture
#10 to #9 - anon id: 88a6e062
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Erotomania is normally reserved for strangers, e.g. you think Tom Hanks is in love with you.
User avatar #11 to #10 - crazycommando
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ah yes this makes a bit sense
User avatar #70 to #10 - icameheretotroll
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He's not?!
#33 - feelythefeel
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Did you know that the driving force of the common duck's evolution is rape?