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#1 - ied (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#20 - Absolute Madman (08/16/2013) [+] (15 replies)
To the one about peeing in the shower: No.
Not only are you disgusting, but you are trying to justify a nasty habit with false facts.

The average (US) toilet uses 1.2-1.6 gallons per flush. The average shower head consumes 2.1 gallons of water per minute. So if peeing takes more than 30 seconds, you are wasting water.

(Also, 4,379 litres? That's about equal to flushing a toilet 1,000 times. How the hell are you peeing in the shower 1,000 times in 365 days? Do you pigs just use the shower as a urinal even when it's not running?)
User avatar #21 to #20 - dagold (08/16/2013) [-]
There are two types of people in the world: ones who pee in the shower, and dirty ******* liars.

Also, if the water in the shower is running anyway because you are, I don't know, showering? You are using that water anyway, so no waste.
#30 - baconslapped (08/16/2013) [-]
**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at . ** Well **** . Good job ancestors
#2 - ffffyou (08/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - redrex (08/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
you have no ******* idea how many times i had to read the one about the walking dead
#3 - Absolute Madman (08/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
for the last one: what if my dad was a sad loser who sold his sperm, and some random chick chose him?
#18 to #3 - acharminbear (08/16/2013) [-]
sorry for the thumbnail
User avatar #19 - DontDeleteMeAgain (08/16/2013) [-]
i dont think theres credibility behind the africa one, so how can i believe the rest either?
#9 - crazycommando (08/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
for the first one we've all been through it at some way, maybe not for long but it does happen that we think someone loves us and get the picture
for the first one we've all been through it at some way, maybe not for long but it does happen that we think someone loves us and get the picture
User avatar #68 - alexownz (08/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ancestors one isnt true, coulda have an uncle that never got laid or anything like that, and my great great grand-father still gave birth to his kids, and the did the same, so on and so forth. Ya never know.
#73 to #72 - alexownz (08/16/2013) [-]
He was a very talented man
He was a very talented man
User avatar #55 - alekksandar (08/16/2013) [-]
Last one is ******** . I was summoned in woods by some cultist teenagers.
User avatar #39 - lolwatthe (08/16/2013) [-]
Thanks to sperm banks, the last one isn't always true.
#33 - feelythefeel (08/16/2013) [-]
Did you know that the driving force of the common duck's evolution is rape?
User avatar #57 - warioteam (08/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #58 to #57 - alekksandar (08/16/2013) [-]
Being adopted doesn't mean you have no ancestors.
User avatar #53 - thattypeofdude (08/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Cereal is a soup...I read soap
User avatar #61 to #53 - eldasero (08/16/2013) [-]
I read soup when it was supposed to be soap earlier. At least you aren't the only one.
#52 - mausisdead ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 - fckya (08/16/2013) [-]
The last one is a good pick up line. None of my ancestors have failed to get laid, and you won't want to break that tradition? Do you?
#41 - commandershit (08/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
thank me later
User avatar #38 - gobnick (08/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
well of ******* course they didn't fail to get laid, this is kinda catching the carriage before the horses isn't it? in order for one to have ancestors, they had to have had sex, they only ever have a family after they have sex.
and just to throw a wrench into things, what about illegitimate children? what about adoption? both could have happened at some point but could have been covered up
#44 to #38 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (08/16/2013) [-]
Hey, get up and look out your window. Do you see that thing really far away? Try harder, squint your eyes. Can you see it now? Yeah, that tiny dot really far away on the horizon. That's the joke. It completely went over you. You totally missed it. Not a close miss either, it is actually miles away from you.
User avatar #31 - adu ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Well, the first two were actually interesting facts that I didn't know about.
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