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#3 - anon (08/15/2013) [-]
for the last one: what if my dad was a sad loser who sold his sperm, and some random chick chose him?
User avatar #5 to #3 - alexisbeast (08/16/2013) [-]
My biological father donated sperm.
It's k I've gotten some
#18 to #3 - acharminbear (08/16/2013) [-]
sorry for the thumbnail
User avatar #60 to #18 - imofcnotharveydent (08/16/2013) [-]
no, he didn't get laid if it was from a spermbank
User avatar #79 to #60 - spermbank (08/17/2013) [-]
psh...my vagina still counts
User avatar #80 to #79 - imofcnotharveydent (08/17/2013) [-]
You may have tricked me for half a season but I know your a fagget Grell
#30 - baconslapped (08/16/2013) [-]
**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at . ** Well **** . Good job ancestors
#1 - ied (08/15/2013) [-]
#34 to #1 - mrhotwings ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Well then.
#2 - ffffyou (08/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - redrex (08/16/2013) [-]
you have no ******* idea how many times i had to read the one about the walking dead
#23 to #6 - kasperoster (08/16/2013) [-]
I still dont get it.
User avatar #43 to #23 - zzforrest (08/16/2013) [-]
We are watching the Walking Dead. When we do that, we are the Sitting Living (living as in alive).
User avatar #56 to #43 - kasperoster (08/16/2013) [-]
I gets it naow. i is st00pid
User avatar #55 - alekksandar (08/16/2013) [-]
Last one is ******** . I was summoned in woods by some cultist teenagers.
User avatar #39 - lolwatthe (08/16/2013) [-]
Thanks to sperm banks, the last one isn't always true.
User avatar #19 - DontDeleteMeAgain (08/16/2013) [-]
i dont think theres credibility behind the africa one, so how can i believe the rest either?
#9 - crazycommando (08/16/2013) [-]
for the first one we've all been through it at some point...in way, maybe not for long but it does happen that we think someone loves us and well...you get the picture
for the first one we've all been through it at some point...in way, maybe not for long but it does happen that we think someone loves us and well...you get the picture
#10 to #9 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
Erotomania is normally reserved for strangers, e.g. you think Tom Hanks is in love with you.
User avatar #11 to #10 - crazycommando (08/16/2013) [-]
ah yes this makes a bit sense
User avatar #70 to #10 - icameheretotroll (08/16/2013) [-]
He's not?!
#33 - feelythefeel (08/16/2013) [-]
Did you know that the driving force of the common duck's evolution is rape?
#63 - drfaust (08/16/2013) [-]
Apparently I've suffered from "erotomania" through my lat 4 relationships

(goes and cries in a corner)
#65 to #63 - spawnsy (08/16/2013) [-]
Its okay man, there will always be someone for you...And remember Be Fancy
Its okay man, there will always be someone for you...And remember Be Fancy
#52 - mausisdead (08/16/2013) [-]
CEREAL IS A SOUP
CEREAL IS A SOUP
User avatar #42 - fckya ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
The last one is a good pick up line. None of my ancestors have failed to get laid, and you won't want to break that tradition? Do you?
User avatar #31 - adu (08/16/2013) [-]
Well, the first two were actually interesting facts that I didn't know about.
#41 - commandershit (08/16/2013) [-]
thank me later
#84 to #41 - qpwoeirutyzmxncbva (12/31/2013) [-]
Thank you.


Yes I waited till the end of the year to thank you
#8 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
In regards to the last one, if you are a guy, and have no sisters, your mother broke a chain of female birth's leading back to the beginning of time!
#45 - galaxyguy (08/16/2013) [-]
"That last one is ******* ******** "
User avatar #24 - FLCLol (08/16/2013) [-]
now concerning the peeing in the shower
do they mean everytime you need to take a piss you use the shower
orr
just when youre in the shower?
#16 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
I come from a long line of people who successfully got laid, stretching back to time immemorial.
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