Didn't Go As Planned. . You' re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OKAY You: Here' s the deal You: For everything you guess right about me, I tak
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Didn't Go As Planned

You' re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OKAY
You: Here' s the deal
You: For everything you guess right about me, I take a shot
Stranger: hmhmm
Stranger: go
Stranger: u have two legs
You: ****
You: I hate this game and I hate you
Stranger: fingers
You: You' re a ******* asshole
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Submitted: 08/15/2013
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User avatar #9 - whiterabbitfoot (08/16/2013) [-]
"You won't take a shot now"
User avatar #53 to #9 - megusters (08/16/2013) [-]
Well... wouldn't that be a command?
#10 to #9 - spacefield (08/16/2013) [-]
Does he drink or no? If he doesn't, he isn't fulfilling his promise of drinking when he should. If he does, he is drinking when he is wrong. This is a paradox. How? What would happen? Help?
#11 to #10 - mraverageguy (08/16/2013) [-]
Here, take this.

He didn't say he WOULDN'T drink when the guy was wrong. He could just drink for kicks.
#26 to #11 - jdbbx (08/16/2013) [-]
Indeed, and at this point, the stranger would have been wrong, and "you" wouldn't have to drink. Paradox avoided.
#48 - exotic ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
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uwot there m8
#68 - mcquiston (08/16/2013) [-]
**mcquiston rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Alright FunnyJunk. ** <relevant
#81 to #68 - cyoar ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
#108 to #68 - zenet (08/16/2013) [-]
Everyone is replying with shocked looks. Then theres me...
#94 to #68 - sanguinesolitude (08/16/2013) [-]
edited so i dont get banned
User avatar #115 to #94 - mitchr (09/20/2013) [-]
Um. This'd be a good time to tell you that you can still get banned even if it is censored with bars and crap.


So ya know.
User avatar #116 to #115 - sanguinesolitude (09/20/2013) [-]
shhh it was a long time ago. and ive been banned for legitimately safe for work stuff before with no offensiveness whatsoever. so **** it. also this was a month ago
User avatar #117 to #116 - mitchr (09/20/2013) [-]
True. Just making sure you know.
#96 to #68 - mcquiston (08/16/2013) [-]
This is the weirdest image i've probably ever rolled.
#45 - Bunnar (08/16/2013) [-]
Wrong again, Omegle man!
User avatar #63 to #45 - derpybestpony (08/16/2013) [-]
duuuuuuuuuuuuude i want a hand like that
User avatar #66 to #45 - misticalz ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
It's like that guy made those comics.
Yenno the ones where the guys have three fingers?
User avatar #70 to #45 - kristovsky (08/16/2013) [-]
lets count to Norfolk.
#98 - bionicpanda (08/16/2013) [-]
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#59 - baconslapped (08/16/2013) [-]
**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Pure Evil **  relevant
**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Pure Evil ** relevant
#87 to #59 - psyachu (08/16/2013) [-]
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#67 - neznanc **User deleted account** (08/16/2013) [-]
I'll be dammed, the lightbulb actually got it right this time. Is it starting to learn?
User avatar #73 to #67 - qosfortyone (08/16/2013) [-]
no it didn't, it missed the 10 before fingers
User avatar #69 to #67 - kristovsky (08/16/2013) [-]
the start of the lampocalypse
User avatar #105 - allrightythan (08/16/2013) [-]
I thought you had 8 fingers and 2 thumbs...
User avatar #88 - mtflyer (08/16/2013) [-]
Everyone wins when you get to take a shot for every answer they get right.
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#65 to #38 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
those are called toes, on your feet
User avatar #110 to #38 - urbancohort (08/16/2013) [-]
But in some languages fingers are used to say toes too
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User avatar #39 to #38 - thehurdler (08/16/2013) [-]
You're wrong. They are toes
User avatar #109 to #39 - gorilladinn (08/16/2013) [-]
I swear, some of these comments are more entertaining than the actual content
User avatar #1 - zerolizer (08/16/2013) [-]
We only have eight fingers...
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#103 to #1 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
That's like saying that a mentally challenged man is not a human, you insensitive prick
User avatar #18 to #1 - invertedasshole (08/16/2013) [-]
Well me and everyone else disagrees and gives you 100 FINGERS down!
User avatar #27 to #1 - xxmarkusxx (08/16/2013) [-]
Fingers, when applied as a broad term for digits on the hand, is assumed to include your thumb as well. Your thumb however, is considered a separate digit from your fingers physiologically, so is never refereed to medically as a finger.
#71 to #1 - Pompano (08/16/2013) [-]
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#102 to #1 - neexx (08/16/2013) [-]
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#28 to #1 - comradewinter ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
And here's two of them for you.
And here's two of them for you.
#51 to #28 - yisumad (08/16/2013) [-]
I'll contribute my fingers as well
I'll contribute my fingers as well
User avatar #5 to #1 - lilRican ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
how old are you 8?
#2 to #1 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
You're an idiot
User avatar #3 to #2 - lobbert (08/16/2013) [-]
just because the thumb is a special finger doesn't mean it's a finger...
User avatar #7 to #3 - lobbert (08/16/2013) [-]
not a finger*
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User avatar #58 to #55 - adu (08/16/2013) [-]
If I'm not mistake, there's a ball joint for the thumb near the base of the wrist that accounts for most of the thumb's movement, thus giving the thumb 3 flexible segments as well.
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User avatar #64 to #60 - adu (08/16/2013) [-]
Well I realize the four primary digits have three phalanges and the thumb has two, but the thumb's metacarpal is independently flexible unlike those of the other four digits, giving it a similar range of motion with one less segment. I don't exactly have a medical degree or anything, this is just an observation from looking at my own hand and some xrays. The metacarpals of the four pointing fingers only seem to move with the entire wrist.
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#4 to #3 - iRetaliate (08/16/2013) [-]
&quot;just because the thumb is a special finger doesn't mean it's a finger&quot;   
   
Just because the thumb is a ... finger doesn't mean it's a ... finger.   
   
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"just because the thumb is a special finger doesn't mean it's a finger"

Just because the thumb is a ... finger doesn't mean it's a ... finger.

************ .
#8 to #2 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
Thumbs not a finger retard
User avatar #35 to #13 - nicoquitemad (08/16/2013) [-]
"The thumb is the first finger of the hand."

Thank you.
User avatar #80 to #35 - cabbagemayhem (08/16/2013) [-]
The English word "finger" has two senses, even in the context of appendages of a single typical human hand:

Any of the five digits.
Any of the five terminal members of the hand, especially those other than the thumb.


You're both right, now shut up.

For clarification: wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_your_thumb_a_finger
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#12 to #6 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
Are you retarded?
User avatar #32 to #6 - atomicnutter (08/16/2013) [-]
Calls you uneducated, spells 'you're' as 'your'
#34 to #6 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
We have ten fingers and the thumb is commonly accepted as one... The only time it might not be is when some obnoxious retard says "How many fingers am I holding up? NOPE, FOUR AND ONE THUMB!!!!1111one"
#85 to #2 - kampi (08/16/2013) [-]
Hey, you muppet.   
We have eight fingers and two thumbs. If the thumbs were also considered fingers, they would also be called fingers.
Hey, you muppet.
We have eight fingers and two thumbs. If the thumbs were also considered fingers, they would also be called fingers.
User avatar #74 - sillymoose (08/16/2013) [-]
8 fingers and 2 thumbs*
#19 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
Eight Fingers, two thumbs are actually correct answer. Fingers have 3 joints, Thumbs only have 2.
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User avatar #21 to #19 - sketchE ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
incorrect. your thumbs joint is lower than the rest, close to your wrist.
#22 to #21 - iamkagji ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
That's a metacarpal, not a proximal phalange. He's still wrong, but you weren't entirely right.
#33 to #22 - HayleyWilliams (08/16/2013) [-]
sorry i took a shot
sorry i took a shot
User avatar #113 to #22 - kukhode (08/17/2013) [-]
the tips looks like small penises
User avatar #93 to #22 - swaggerwagon (08/16/2013) [-]
hence the name, carpal tunnel.
User avatar #37 to #22 - niggerhitman (08/16/2013) [-]
Meta-crap-al
User avatar #23 to #22 - sketchE ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
im not going to argue with your knowledge of anatomy or your chart but im still going to count it since it can be moved far more than the others
User avatar #24 to #23 - iamkagji ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Oh, your thumb is still a finger, just not because of your given reason. It's a finger because it's comprised of phalanges and extends from your hand.
User avatar #25 to #24 - sketchE ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
like i said im not denying that your right. thats y opinion on the matter which doesnt stand up to facts
#29 to #25 - dexw (08/16/2013) [-]
It's kinda funny that you have an "opinion" on anatomy which is based to facts and agreements.
User avatar #46 to #29 - sketchE ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
people have opinions on god when it cant be proven. people have opinions on whether we landed on the moon even though theres plenty of documentation. as i said he is right but i will still think of my thumb having three knuckles since it functions more like a normal knuckle than the other bones in the area
User avatar #47 to #46 - fawkwayne (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I could cut your hand open and show you your hand bones, jackass.
User avatar #52 to #47 - sketchE ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
not what im saying. your thumb hasfar more maneuverability at that point than the rest of your digits. it works just as well as your first knuckle on the other fingers
#97 to #46 - snaresinger (08/16/2013) [-]
Please stop being stupid.
#14 - thekiwihacker (08/16/2013) [-]
First time in weeks that a post on this website has made me laugh out loud. There is hope after all!
User avatar #30 - kukhode (08/16/2013) [-]
HAHAHHH LOOOLL XDDD!! ONE UPLIKE 4 U BR0FIST!!!!!!!
User avatar #56 to #30 - mizory (08/16/2013) [-]
The **** is with the brofist? What if he isn't a bro?
#91 to #30 - shrekdurself (08/16/2013) [-]
You're mistaken
User avatar #106 to #30 - leagetshitpack (08/16/2013) [-]
go home to norway you dick head
User avatar #112 to #106 - kukhode (08/17/2013) [-]
already there
#54 to #30 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (08/16/2013) [-]
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**** ! HELP US !
User avatar #57 to #54 - zilver (08/16/2013) [-]
i'll let you know that his username means cockhead or dickhead, doesnt really make a difference
#31 to #30 - greedtheavarice (08/16/2013) [-]
Cut that crap.
User avatar #36 to #31 - iamannon (08/16/2013) [-]
......Yay Ling /greed
User avatar #41 to #40 - iamannon (08/16/2013) [-]
I just noticed your name, Did you draw that? It's really good
#43 to #41 - greedtheavarice (08/16/2013) [-]
I can't draw at all, I just roam google for them.
User avatar #44 to #43 - iamannon (08/16/2013) [-]
Alllllrighty then
#90 - xxkosukexx (08/16/2013) [-]
**** that just smoke juans
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User avatar #42 - eddymolly (08/16/2013) [-]
I find it amusing that most of the world are abnormal in terms of number of limbs/fingers etc.

Because there are far more people missing limbs then have extra, the average number of limbs is less than 4, so everyone with 4 limbs is abnormal
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