Canadians In WWII. . During WWII angry Canadian soldiers set fire to civilian houses after their commanding officer was killed, but they kindly asked the civili
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User avatar #1 - worshippingbensho (08/15/2013) [-]
*knock* *knock*

''Greetings mam, we would like you to remove yourself and whatever possession you treasure the most dearly from your house, so that we may proceed to burn it down in rage of our dead commander''

''ARE YOU INSANE?''

''Yes, mam... but only a little bit, and we are deeply sorry for the commotion we are bringing onto you.''
#5 to #1 - bigbadplaid (08/16/2013) [-]
I like you
I like you
User avatar #43 to #1 - itsmedumbass ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
I enjoyed that comment greatly, possibly because I am Canadian.
#10 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
Canadian soldiers tied a German officer to the front of a Sherman and drove through a minefield. He was screaming the directions at the top of his lungs as they drove a convoy through.

User avatar #58 to #10 - siridontcare (08/16/2013) [-]
I read sherman as a type of dog... made it more interesting
#44 to #10 - fatalhermit (08/16/2013) [-]
those guys deserves alot of medals
User avatar #13 to #10 - daentraya (08/16/2013) [-]
That's genius
User avatar #12 to #10 - mitchr (08/16/2013) [-]
Is this real? Because if it is, Canada just earned a measurable amount of badassery.
#23 to #12 - darshian (08/16/2013) [-]
Are you trying to imply that Canadia isn't bad-ass?

They will **** your **** up... politely
User avatar #61 to #12 - commissarcrunch ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
apparently Canadians were the original stormtroopers charging into the enemy lines in WW1. We had some fairly badass forces. I cannot confirm the validity of this, but apparently we also had a special forces unit who were so ******* nuts that they killed a guy and took pictures posing with his corpse like it was a big game trophy. I think they disbanded after that
User avatar #2 - ajrin (08/15/2013) [-]
when you piss off a canadian you have done somthing wrong
User avatar #4 - austoboyko (08/16/2013) [-]
How fights go in canada
"Fag"
"Sorry did i do something?"
"No,Sorry"
"sorry for wasting your time"
"Thats alright Eh"
#6 to #4 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
You forgot: "Hey I'll buy ya a beer later, eh"
User avatar #39 to #6 - roflstorm (08/16/2013) [-]
"Beauty"
User avatar #8 - freejumper ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Angry Canadians?
User avatar #46 to #8 - timmywankenobi (08/16/2013) [-]
it doesn't happen often but when it does they are like viking beserkers.
User avatar #60 to #8 - Crusader (08/16/2013) [-]
Bears are cute when they are happy.

Bears get angry and violent
#24 to #8 - gardel (08/16/2013) [-]
i'm a little upset .jpeg
User avatar #50 to #9 - poorjew (08/16/2013) [-]
After a hockey match it is.
#27 - luiselvergas (08/16/2013) [-]
actually Canadians are pretty ******* effective in the battle field
User avatar #33 to #27 - namesboo (08/16/2013) [-]
If I am wrong please correct me but doesn't their special forces have the most confirmed kills of terrorists in the world?
User avatar #38 to #33 - roflstorm (08/16/2013) [-]
This i believe is correct. Might have changed thought due to continuous fighting.
We also had the longest confirmed kill by a sniper, 2.3 Kms or 1.5 miles, until it was beaten by a British sniper by no less than 45 yards.
User avatar #49 to #38 - heraske (08/16/2013) [-]
JTF-2 Operator.
User avatar #40 to #38 - namesboo (08/16/2013) [-]
as a brit i now swell with pride
User avatar #41 to #40 - roflstorm (08/16/2013) [-]
And you should.
It was a headshot.
User avatar #52 to #33 - youarelying (08/16/2013) [-]
yes, yes we do
User avatar #34 to #33 - luiselvergas (08/16/2013) [-]
i would highly doubt that mainly cuz they dont keep track of that kind of **** . and what you consider a kill and what not. i would believe it would be the Israeli Commandos since they are constantly fighting. maybe ISOF
User avatar #35 to #34 - namesboo (08/16/2013) [-]
oh ok, i saw it on one of the 'fact' sites so that probably why i got it wrong thank you for the correction
User avatar #36 to #35 - luiselvergas (08/16/2013) [-]
dont quote me on that i am just implying
#47 - baconslapped (08/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 - ACanadian ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
After hearing about several Canadian POWs being executed the day before, a unit of French Canadian soldiers, under the cover of night, slipped out of their trenches and slit the throats of every German wounded soldier they could find.
User avatar #42 to #20 - itsmedumbass ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Hey fellow Canadian, I kinda wish that I had thought of a username as awesome as yours.
#3 - imakebigboom (08/16/2013) [-]
There needs to be a canada channle
#11 to #3 - djscooter (08/16/2013) [-]
the people who understand that they are europeans
User avatar #22 to #11 - kimilsung ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
I am european.
I have no ******* idea about french.
User avatar #54 - GuardianofzeBlind (08/16/2013) [-]
just finished a big essay on World War I and hot damn, Canada gave em hell.

Props to my neighbors up north!
User avatar #26 - hiyorin (08/16/2013) [-]
It was said that every gunshot heard, there's an even louder "I'm sorry" coming after.
User avatar #53 to #26 - youarelying (08/16/2013) [-]
nah we just carve sorry into our ammunition.
User avatar #32 - CaptalnPlanet (08/16/2013) [-]
I heard this story of a canadian soldier who took out like 6 germans by himself with a knife and a broken rifle
#55 - neznanc **User deleted account** (08/16/2013) [-]
Seriously, what is going on with lightbulb lately? Soon it will start to be self aware and then exterminate us
User avatar #57 to #55 - jsrf ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
ive bin on FJ so long that this is starting to make sense to me
User avatar #64 to #55 - warioteam (08/16/2013) [-]
originally the lightbulb would just pick up letters as he detected them,but he has been tweaked to turn them into words if they dont make sense
#62 to #55 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
The **** are you talking about, the text is jut clearer
User avatar #25 - retardedboss ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
My brother works for a software company, and he does the customer support calls. He got a call from a Canadian guy who prefaced the conversation with "Sorry to be a bother". The customer support is part of a paid service.
User avatar #14 - topperharly (08/16/2013) [-]
i am german, but i kinda start to realy love canadians....they are the breasts.,,,,
User avatar #15 to #14 - reaperssprint (08/16/2013) [-]
How can you NOT love breasts?

I get what you were saying though
User avatar #16 to #15 - topperharly (08/16/2013) [-]
that is a wordplay...they are the best/they are the breasts
User avatar #17 to #16 - reaperssprint (08/16/2013) [-]
Huh, I can honestly never say I have heard that kind of wordplay.
User avatar #18 to #17 - topperharly (08/16/2013) [-]
sarcasm?
User avatar #19 to #18 - reaperssprint (08/16/2013) [-]
Not at all, I honestly never had. That's where I had misunderstood.
#63 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
Because canada was a strong ally with britain during the air raids of britain many german POW's were sent to canada. One day in the pow camp the germans are getting quite angry with being POW's so they plan a prison riot. the canadian guards learned ahead of time of the riot and equipped the guards with baseball bats, when the riot ensued there was a giant brawl and at the end they all shook hands shared a laugh
#21 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
this is my own private domicile and i wont be harassed
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