Video Game Facts #23. I accidentally posted part 24, I'm an idiot. So congratulations to those who got a sneak peak... "And a box of tissue for your crying wallet." Video game facts


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User avatar #116 to #12 - skullzero (08/16/2013) [-]
If you have enough money to buy a million dollar game, i think paying another $5k+ wouldn't really matter.
User avatar #127 to #12 - pickstar (08/27/2013) [-]
You get to go to space, and you're worrying about an optimized gaming system for it?
#6 - icantevenbro (08/15/2013) [-]
"And a box of tissue for your crying wallet."
"And a box of tissue for your crying wallet."
User avatar #16 - trogdorrules (08/16/2013) [-]
What, no life sized dildo bat with the million dollar SR4 edition?
User avatar #18 to #16 - utasco (08/16/2013) [-]
i loved beating old people up with the dildo bat :c
#26 - alucord (08/16/2013) [-]
The million dollar day seems like a reasonable good deal for a million dollars.
User avatar #107 to #26 - halor (08/16/2013) [-]
actually its not, you can buy the items separately for about 400k less
User avatar #123 to #121 - halor (08/17/2013) [-]
if you noticed the site sources virgin galactic which is the company doing the space flight, they list it as $250,000 here's a link directly to the companies booking site since apparently you can't be bothered to follow a source link
User avatar #118 to #26 - octaviano (08/16/2013) [-]
Except, if you would buy everything by itself, you would come up with roughly 0.75 Million Dollars.
Also... Gas Prices and stuff.
Also... that Dubstep gun.
User avatar #99 to #26 - theycallmeloye (08/16/2013) [-]
I concur. The cars alone you get cost like 200K.
User avatar #112 to #26 - Hiago (08/16/2013) [-]
It actually doesn't cost a million dollars that's just the name they gave it. It really doesn't have a price because they don't expect anyone to buy it, but they said if you are really interested in buying it just contact them and they can sort out a price for you.
User avatar #54 to #26 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
i agree
a lamborghini
2 separate weeks in 2 separate hotels
plastic surgery
and a trip to ******* SPACE
User avatar #68 to #54 - pureevil (08/16/2013) [-]
Dude. A ******* full-sized replica dubstep gun. IN SPACE.
User avatar #124 to #68 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
further enhancing my point
User avatar #58 to #54 - alucord (08/16/2013) [-]
in addition to an aditional car and some other cool stuff.

The total sum of the value of these well exceeds a million dollars.
User avatar #92 to #58 - nicoquitemad (08/16/2013) [-]
You could get a loan and sell the cars.
User avatar #120 to #58 - hollyfries (08/16/2013) [-]
nope. i can't find the site with the 600.000$ one, but this one is under a million too:
User avatar #105 - lightninghedgehog (08/16/2013) [-]
"Ok, you want to trade in the Saints Row IV million dollar pack? we can give you $10 in store credit for it."
User avatar #106 to #105 - mikaelkid ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Sounds about right actually
#128 to #106 - rdobet (09/11/2013) [-]
Considering that most of the things ou're buying are services and that they can't buy the cars, yeah. Even if they could buy it, they would almost never be sold and just take up space. I mean where the **** are they going to store two cars?
User avatar #1 - clockworkseven [OP]**User deleted account** (08/15/2013) [-]
I accidentally posted part 24 instead of this one.

Sorry bout' that.
User avatar #8 to #1 - lukewarmpigeon (08/15/2013) [-]
in part 24, halo 4 isn't made by bungie
User avatar #3 to #1 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
It`s no problem beautiful. We can`t stay mad at you.
#4 to #3 - clockworkseven [OP]**User deleted account** (08/15/2013) [-]
MFW I posted the wrong part.
MFW I posted the wrong part.
User avatar #7 to #4 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
And I saw it. It`s as good as the rest.
#96 - redrock (08/16/2013) [-]
So for a million dollars I get two cars (one being a ******* lambo), two vacations (one in ******* Dubai), a trip to space, spy training, and hostage rescue training?

That sounds like a pretty decent deal assuming the plastic surgery isn't mandatory
User avatar #98 to #96 - sepheroth (08/16/2013) [-]
It's all only worth about $600k
#27 - andreewkun (08/16/2013) [-]
Why does Mia looks like principal Lewis?
#55 - tehvvecme **User deleted account** (08/16/2013) [-]
That Mia.
User avatar #94 to #55 - willindor (08/16/2013) [-]
Not sure if expand dong.
#95 to #94 - tehvvecme **User deleted account** (08/16/2013) [-]
Most definitely.
#20 - misterdiddly ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Something is not right here...
#82 - fuckinniggers (08/16/2013) [-]
I don't see any reason to have buyers remorse about the million dollar saints row game!
I don't see any reason to have buyers remorse about the million dollar saints row game!
#48 - thisismynamenow (08/16/2013) [-]
Gumshoe changed most.
User avatar #30 - zorororonoa (08/16/2013) [-]
Oh hot damn I miss Super Mario Sunshine.
User avatar #19 - StinkyCheese (08/16/2013) [-]
The Empress's voice actor also voices the heart.
User avatar #56 to #19 - harryb ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
thats because the empress is the heart
#9 - frysfrys (08/15/2013) [-]
You mother ****** .. I thought the Ocarina fact was going to be something I've never heard of..
#125 - imdolan (08/17/2013) [-]
I wouldn't have minded that kawaii Phoenix at all.
User avatar #126 to #125 - thatnerdyguy (08/17/2013) [-]
Looks pretty fabulous.
#97 - baconslapped (08/16/2013) [-]
**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #660 at Alright FunnyJunk. ** lol I used to do the ocarina things all the time
User avatar #80 - tehweave (08/16/2013) [-]
#57 - tazze (08/16/2013) [-]
>"a crowd of near-naked men clapping in unison"
sounds like /b/'s description of an american airport's security checkpoint
User avatar #59 to #57 - dedaluminus (08/16/2013) [-]
That easter egg scared the **** out of me. I found it by accident, didn't even know it existed, and then suddenly I'm the center of attention for a lot of naked men.

I had to google it to make sure my game wasn't possessed. In incognito, so google didn't get any funny ideas about me from the search string I used.
User avatar #61 to #59 - tazze (08/16/2013) [-]
nah normally all I did in blood money is try to disarm the hot assasin chick disguised as an angel (you know, there was a level with a heaven party and a hell party sort of thing in a building), I managed to do it, but the same weapon would respawn on her every single time, it was frustrating, there's also the other chick in one of the first levels, sort of a christmas party or something, they both got me the first time ( ******* teen me couldn't think beyond the fact that they were chicks)
#53 - zamka (08/16/2013) [-]
HOLY 			****		 MIA!!!   
 imagine Franziska using her whip on "that" Gumshoe
HOLY **** MIA!!!
imagine Franziska using her whip on "that" Gumshoe
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