Gentlemen. . After ylr' , Sir. No. Hell nu. Got out of yhr: Haw the gentlemen died out
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#7 - sarc (08/16/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Those aren't gentlemen.
Real gentlemen wear fedoras.
User avatar #8 to #7 - swagloon (08/16/2013) [-]
joke or not; please no.
#2 - optimos (08/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What if my best sperm knew how hard life is
and let me win?
User avatar #3 to #2 - junkdestroyer (08/15/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that be your father's, or is there some wierd **** I'm missing?
#29 - tehlulzbringer (08/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#33 - ancientchaos (08/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And thus Gary Oak was born
User avatar #46 - missrainbowdash (08/16/2013) [-]
wouldn't the stupid one die opening the way into the egg?
#24 - PersonWhoLikesTo (08/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"gentlemen are dying out!!"

exasperated sigh
User avatar #31 - sidathe (08/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
How gentlemen really died out:

Female + Bitch

Conclusion: No man want to be nice to a bitch. And if he is, there's only one reason.
And just to throw it out there to you females complaning about no gentlemen thing... Hey you know the phrase: "Niceguy"? Yeah, the guy you friendzone.
#40 to #31 - machodriver (08/16/2013) [-]
**** off with this friend zone ******** .

I'm sick of guys saying that girls put them in the friend zone because they're too nice to them or some ******** , sorry to say, it's actually because she's not interested in you. She either finds you boring, unattractive or anything else that would put her off you.

There is no such thing as the friend zone, it's just something that guys have made up to feel better about themselves because they refuse to admit their faults.
#22 - nowitspersonal (08/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Canadian Sperm.
#67 - jameslongo (08/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Let's all take a moment and realize that we are all winning sperms
#21 - NaiveNinja (08/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is going into my time-proof vault.
User avatar #62 - Jewssassin (08/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But thats not how it works, stupid.
User avatar #63 to #62 - fizzor ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
This might come as a surprise, so brace yourself.


It's a joke.
#50 - sparlex (08/16/2013) [-]
This is how Canadiens will die out.
User avatar #4 - mutou (08/16/2013) [-]
The correct form of reproduction says no. It would take many sperm to break the outer wall of the egg, so that the single one may fertilize it. So technically, after the jerk sperm hit the egg, it would be either one of the gentleman sperm or another sperm who fertilized it. I am aware this picture is just a joke. And so you are aware, my source for this information is something I vaguely remember from what some other commenter commented/.
User avatar #27 - lorddarkskull ONLINE (08/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It takes several sperm to crack the wall of the egg, so we are all the byproduct of lazy sperm that let others do the hard work and swooped in at the last second to claim all credit.
User avatar #30 to #27 - tehlulzbringer (08/16/2013) [-]
#20 - anonymous (08/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The term gentleman was used originally to refer so someone who acted chivalrous.

Chivalry: The belief that because women are the weaker sex, they should be protected, cherished, and overall treated as a delicate yet beautiful flowers. Men should temper their baser instincts around said womenfolk.

Equality: The belief that people are equal and as such should be treated the same.

You can't really have both as they are conflicting, you don't need to take care of someone that is perfectly capable of taking care of themselves.Then take the reasoning that any pattern of behaviors no matter how ingrained in a society, will eventually phase itself out , given enough generations, if the reasoning behind those behaviors goes away. Granted the instinct for males will likely replicate SOME of those behaviors, but not in the same way or intensity of a reinforced pattern.
User avatar #18 - ribbedandstudded ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
But in reality, isn't it a joint effort to break through? The first one there, doesn't get the privilege of winning.

So, this is how politicians are born.
User avatar #10 - bloodbathmcbullet (08/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>implying women don't come from sperm cells also
#6 - mrloki (08/16/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #252 at Amazing ** you guys do know that a bunch of sperms (the first sperms to reach the egg) get dissolved trying to penetrate it. It's a collective effort that really breaches through the ovum and fertilizes it ! Yeah, only one get in there, but this one was not the first, it was the opportunist !
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