Gentlemen. . After ylr' , Sir. No. Hell nu. Got out of yhr: Haw the gentlemen died out
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#7 - sarc (08/16/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Those aren't gentlemen.
Real gentlemen wear fedoras.
User avatar #8 to #7 - swagloon (08/16/2013) [-]
joke or not; please no.
#2 - optimos (08/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What if my best sperm knew how hard life is
and let me win?
User avatar #3 to #2 - junkdestroyer (08/15/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that be your father's, or is there some wierd **** I'm missing?
#29 - tehlulzbringer (08/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#33 - ancientchaos (08/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And thus Gary Oak was born
User avatar #46 - missrainbowdash (08/16/2013) [-]
wouldn't the stupid one die opening the way into the egg?
#24 - PersonWhoLikesTo (08/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"gentlemen are dying out!!"

exasperated sigh
User avatar #31 - sidathe (08/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
How gentlemen really died out:

Female + Bitch

Conclusion: No man want to be nice to a bitch. And if he is, there's only one reason.
And just to throw it out there to you females complaning about no gentlemen thing... Hey you know the phrase: "Niceguy"? Yeah, the guy you friendzone.
#40 to #31 - machodriver (08/16/2013) [-]
**** off with this friend zone ******** .

I'm sick of guys saying that girls put them in the friend zone because they're too nice to them or some ******** , sorry to say, it's actually because she's not interested in you. She either finds you boring, unattractive or anything else that would put her off you.

There is no such thing as the friend zone, it's just something that guys have made up to feel better about themselves because they refuse to admit their faults.
#22 - nowitspersonal (08/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Canadian Sperm.
#67 - jameslongo (08/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Let's all take a moment and realize that we are all winning sperms
#21 - NaiveNinja (08/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is going into my time-proof vault.
User avatar #62 - Jewssassin ONLINE (08/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But thats not how it works, stupid.
User avatar #63 to #62 - fizzor (08/16/2013) [-]
This might come as a surprise, so brace yourself.


It's a joke.
#50 - sparlex (08/16/2013) [-]
This is how Canadiens will die out.
User avatar #4 - mutou (08/16/2013) [-]
The correct form of reproduction says no. It would take many sperm to break the outer wall of the egg, so that the single one may fertilize it. So technically, after the jerk sperm hit the egg, it would be either one of the gentleman sperm or another sperm who fertilized it. I am aware this picture is just a joke. And so you are aware, my source for this information is something I vaguely remember from what some other commenter commented/.
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User avatar #78 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (08/16/2013) [-]
this is why i will be having many kids when i get married
maximize the potential of my sperm
User avatar #59 - eldasero (08/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you weren't the asshole sperm to push the gentlemen sperm out of the way, you wouldn't be who you are.
#1 - chupavisor (08/15/2013) [-]
Sperm works both ways
This also explains the rise of the bitches
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