Gentlemen. . After ylr' , Sir. No. Hell nu. Got out of yhr: Haw the gentlemen died out
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#57 to #29 - headhunternl (08/16/2013) [-]
Don't talk **** about Shane, he's awesome
#39 to #29 - mcwachner (08/16/2013) [-]
**mcwachner rolled a random image posted in comment #6026 at Uploaded As Anon ** Clearly alpha.
#33 - ancientchaos (08/16/2013) [-]
And thus Gary Oak was born
#76 to #33 - zylophoria (08/16/2013) [-]
Gary Oak is one fine mother ******
User avatar #37 to #33 - reican (08/16/2013) [-]
hey! Gary Oak is still classy.
#2 - optimos (08/15/2013) [-]
What if my best sperm knew how hard life is
and let me win?
User avatar #3 to #2 - junkdestroyer ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that be your father's, or is there some wierd **** I'm missing?
User avatar #15 to #3 - darman (08/16/2013) [-]
No, he inseminated his own mother. Talented bloke that optimos.
User avatar #43 to #15 - maorox (08/16/2013) [-]
He was probably conceived by the force like Anakin
User avatar #54 to #3 - yetiyitties (08/16/2013) [-]
he was once a sperm, like you and i, he had a friend who was a sperm, a best sperm...but he wasnt that much of a good sperm in the end because he let optimos become a human because life sucks. His best sperm has the last laugh.
User avatar #46 - missrainbowdash (08/16/2013) [-]
wouldn't the stupid one die opening the way into the egg?
#67 - jameslongo (08/16/2013) [-]
Let's all take a moment and realize that we are all winning sperms
#79 to #67 - tihok (08/16/2013) [-]
I concur
User avatar #81 to #67 - Crusader (08/16/2013) [-]
Not really, the first sperm doesn't impregnate, they make an opening, you are actually not the best.
You are someone who takes advantage of other peoples' work and claims it as your own.
#24 - PersonWhoLikesTo (08/16/2013) [-]
"gentlemen are dying out!!"

exasperated sigh
#41 to #24 - taancel (08/16/2013) [-]
Found the feminist.
#47 to #41 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
"Gender: male"

You're the stupidest ******* assclown I have ever seen.
#48 to #47 - taancel (08/16/2013) [-]
You're just ... wow
User avatar #85 to #48 - PersonWhoLikesTo (08/16/2013) [-]
are you kidding? that's like saying only black people can support ethnic rights
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User avatar #77 to #24 - dbrak (08/16/2013) [-]
This made me throw up in my mouth a little. Very accurate.
#22 - nowitspersonal (08/16/2013) [-]
Canadian Sperm.
#70 to #22 - kristovsky (08/16/2013) [-]
****** terrorists aint got **** on the anglo warrior gene
User avatar #75 to #70 - magnusraiden (08/16/2013) [-]
That flag could form the best country ever...
#73 to #22 - nowitspersonal (08/16/2013) [-]
Very patriotic comment. Take a thumb.
#21 - NaiveNinja (08/16/2013) [-]
This is going into my time-proof vault.
#60 to #21 - sirhyde (08/16/2013) [-]
Yes, so much win, Thank you sir.
Yes, so much win, Thank you sir.
#50 - sparlex (08/16/2013) [-]
This is how Canadiens will die out.
User avatar #4 - mutou (08/16/2013) [-]
The correct form of reproduction says no. It would take many sperm to break the outer wall of the egg, so that the single one may fertilize it. So technically, after the jerk sperm hit the egg, it would be either one of the gentleman sperm or another sperm who fertilized it. I am aware this picture is just a joke. And so you are aware, my source for this information is something I vaguely remember from what some other commenter commented/.
User avatar #31 - sidathe (08/16/2013) [-]
How gentlemen really died out:

Female + Bitch

Conclusion: No man want to be nice to a bitch. And if he is, there's only one reason.
And just to throw it out there to you females complaning about no gentlemen thing... Hey you know the phrase: "Niceguy"? Yeah, the guy you friendzone.
#40 to #31 - machodriver (08/16/2013) [-]
**** off with this friend zone ******** .

I'm sick of guys saying that girls put them in the friend zone because they're too nice to them or some ******** , sorry to say, it's actually because she's not interested in you. She either finds you boring, unattractive or anything else that would put her off you.

There is no such thing as the friend zone, it's just something that guys have made up to feel better about themselves because they refuse to admit their faults.
User avatar #42 to #40 - sidathe (08/16/2013) [-]
Bro. Calm your tits. All I'm saying is gentlemen are nice guys, ergo "niceguys" are gentlemen. Now fly my friend.
User avatar #55 to #40 - shannonrw (08/16/2013) [-]
That's EXACTLY what I say! So true.
#44 to #31 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
A "nice guy" who expects something in return for being a decent human being, isn't actually a "nice guy" at all.
#80 to #44 - englman (08/16/2013) [-]
If I may say something.. No one does anything without expecting something in return. Even the most 'selfless act' is selfish in some way. And if it isn't, then it was a random act and can't be used to call yourself 'good' or 'bad'.   
(Science of Altruism)
If I may say something.. No one does anything without expecting something in return. Even the most 'selfless act' is selfish in some way. And if it isn't, then it was a random act and can't be used to call yourself 'good' or 'bad'.

(Science of Altruism)
#20 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
The term gentleman was used originally to refer so someone who acted chivalrous.

Chivalry: The belief that because women are the weaker sex, they should be protected, cherished, and overall treated as a delicate yet beautiful flowers. Men should temper their baser instincts around said womenfolk.

Equality: The belief that people are equal and as such should be treated the same.

You can't really have both as they are conflicting, you don't need to take care of someone that is perfectly capable of taking care of themselves.Then take the reasoning that any pattern of behaviors no matter how ingrained in a society, will eventually phase itself out , given enough generations, if the reasoning behind those behaviors goes away. Granted the instinct for males will likely replicate SOME of those behaviors, but not in the same way or intensity of a reinforced pattern.
#23 to #20 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
i lik da chiv dys bttr
#6 - mrloki (08/16/2013) [-]
**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #252 at Amazing ** you guys do know that a bunch of sperms (the first sperms to reach the egg) get dissolved trying to penetrate it. It's a collective effort that really breaches through the ovum and fertilizes it ! Yeah, only one get in there, but this one was not the first, it was the opportunist !
#66 - baconslapped (08/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #71 to #66 - teoberry (08/16/2013) [-]
That was ******* stupid
User avatar #27 - lorddarkskull (08/16/2013) [-]
It takes several sperm to crack the wall of the egg, so we are all the byproduct of lazy sperm that let others do the hard work and swooped in at the last second to claim all credit.
User avatar #30 to #27 - tehlulzbringer (08/16/2013) [-]
#7 - sarc (08/16/2013) [-]
Those aren't gentlemen.
Real gentlemen wear fedoras.
#69 to #7 - huecubed (08/16/2013) [-]
And to top it all of, you watch MLP. Lel.

pic related. It's you.
#32 to #7 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
>Wearing a fedora in 2013

Oh **** , man.
User avatar #51 to #7 - zonryu (08/16/2013) [-]
dependt of who is wearing it

like it has to match the person wearing it cus if not it just looks ******* stupid
#11 to #7 - funkyrednipples (08/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 to #11 - dedaluminus (08/16/2013) [-]
I like my fedora, god dammit. I've been wearing nice hats since I was young, but now it seems to be the trademark of the neckbearded asshole. Well, I'm going to keep wearing it, and **** what anyone else thinks. Keeps the sun out of my eyes, my ears from sunburning, and is comfy.
User avatar #14 to #12 - darman (08/16/2013) [-]
Right there with you. It saddens me that a small number of people (with the help of the naturally acerbic internet community) ruined a perfectly fine piece of head ware.
User avatar #34 to #12 - zombiesnipertwo (08/16/2013) [-]
true, same as emos and ******* like that ruined facial piercings or rattails.

but you can always just dont wear the complete neckbeard uniform and save the fedora
User avatar #84 to #34 - hystericalparoxysm (08/16/2013) [-]
Rat tails were never okay to start with.
#35 to #7 - nehger **User deleted account** (08/16/2013) [-]
uppermost lel
User avatar #36 to #7 - fukkendragonite (08/16/2013) [-]
Fedoras are awesome, Fedoras are awesome, Fedoras are awesome, Fedoras are awesome... *repeat ad nauseam*
User avatar #38 to #7 - mcwachner (08/16/2013) [-]
Fedoras? Yeah... No....
#45 to #7 - gagonmycack (08/16/2013) [-]
*Real gentlemen wear top-hats *****
#17 to #7 - theflaminpenguinz (08/16/2013) [-]
Yeah guys only real real classy gentlemen wear fedoras

Pic related, it's a real gentlemen
#72 to #7 - sarc (08/16/2013) [-]
guess the comments section is for serious business
User avatar #8 to #7 - swagloon (08/16/2013) [-]
joke or not; please no.
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User avatar #83 to #82 - phunnyguy (08/16/2013) [-]
because fadoras give you class.... no one should wear a fadora unless its the 50s
User avatar #87 to #83 - teoberry (08/16/2013) [-]
That's the joke
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