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#3 - esqulax (08/15/2013) [-]
Wii u?

Ohh, you mean the Smash Bros box.
User avatar #38 to #3 - acidjunk (08/16/2013) [-]
I love you, i feel the same as you ^_^
User avatar #66 to #3 - AmekoHakujin (08/16/2013) [-]
Oyes.jpeg
User avatar #47 to #3 - curtkobain (08/16/2013) [-]
you do know how many good games the wii u has and the ones that will be coming out correct?

Microsoft and sony don't even come close to 1st party games.
#200 to #3 - Rascal (08/16/2013) [-]
You're not as funny as you think you are, admin. Thumbed down and flagged for being a prick.
User avatar #27 to #3 - rainbowrush ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Smash Bros beats everything Sony and Microsoft will ever get, and you know it.
User avatar #32 to #27 - racrox (08/16/2013) [-]
I can do without Smash for a while, but when the finally release a NEW Zelda title on the Wii U, that's when I'll pick one up. For now the 3DS while suit me just fine with Animal Crossing, Luigi's Mansion, M&L Dream Team, and Pokemon and LoZ: A Link Between World's coming out later in the year...

and actually after writing this paragraph I realized that Smash is coming to 3DS anyway...
User avatar #33 to #32 - rainbowrush ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Smash is for playing with friends IRL, if they manage to make a good version for a handheld, that would be really impressive.

I might buy a 3DS. Any recommendations?
User avatar #36 to #33 - racrox (08/16/2013) [-]
Well all the ones I said up top are definitely recommended, especially Animal Crossing, that game is glorious!

The thing with the 3DS is, they finally fixed all the network **** that plagued the Wii, there's still friendcodes, but its one friendcode instead of one for your Wii, and then one for every game.

Smash on 3DS will be a real game changer with its easy to use online, since all my friends will be getting it, and we don't have to get up and sit in a crowded room together to play it.
User avatar #46 to #36 - curtkobain (08/16/2013) [-]
I will be shamelessly being smash bros with my friend across the table at lunch.
#29 to #3 - nightdude (08/16/2013) [-]
That is literally the only reason I'll be spending money on a wii u
#42 to #3 - qwertywtf (08/16/2013) [-]
you mean Bayonetta 2 machine
User avatar #115 to #3 - pioneermhm (08/16/2013) [-]
Here we go, Mario 3D World, Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze, Bayonetta 2, Sonic Lost World etc. Oh, and **** me, I forgot to mention all the third party games that have a special edition version exclusive to the wii u and oh **** we all forgot about ******* YOSHI'S NEW ISLAND! Seriously, everyone should just enjoy their PS4, Wii U, Xbox One, PC, or even OUYA and quit criticizing. Also, I think Super Smash Bros 4 is more of a downgrade, really.
User avatar #57 to #3 - greenstrongworld (08/16/2013) [-]
I mean, MH3U, Pikmin 3, Rumble U, Monster Hunter Frontier Online, MK8, New Super Luigi U, A GODDAMN SMT X FIRE EMBLEM GAME and Wind Waker HD aren't coming to Wii U right?
#92 to #57 - siveon ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Monster Hunter Frontier was never announced for any English speaking countries, and probably never will, unless you are talking about Monster Hunter Online which was announced to come to the West, but on PC.
User avatar #122 to #92 - came (08/16/2013) [-]
HOLD ON ONE ******* MINUTE!

MHFO HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED TO COME TO WEST ON PC?!!?! IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THIS AND I LET THE NEWS SLIP PAST ME.

But Ive gotta sell my computer now I'm going uni....MOTHER ******
User avatar #114 to #92 - pioneermhm (08/16/2013) [-]
Okay, ignore that for a sec. Here we go, Mario 3D World, Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze, Bayonetta 2, Sonic Lost World etc. Oh, and **** me, I forgot to mention all the third party games that have a special edition version exclusive to the wii u and oh **** we all forgot about ******* YOSHI'S NEW ISLAND! Seriously, everyone should just enjoy their PS4, Wii U, Xbox One, PC, or even OUYA and quit criticizing. Also, I think Super Smash Bros 4 is more of a downgrade, really.
User avatar #96 to #92 - dsgbiohazard (08/16/2013) [-]
He probably meant Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate.
User avatar #97 to #96 - siveon ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
He listed it already.
User avatar #98 to #97 - dsgbiohazard (08/16/2013) [-]
Ah, but he said MH3U. So I didn't see it.
#45 to #3 - phalluspalace (08/16/2013) [-]
3DS is a better Smash Bros box... rectangle thing... Plus it has Pokemon X/Y. So pumped to sit on benches
#107 to #45 - Superhell (08/16/2013) [-]
3DS master race.
#113 - charliechambers ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Pikmin is the 			****		, 			*****		.
Pikmin is the **** , ***** .
User avatar #5 - indecisivejew (08/15/2013) [-]
**** you Pikmin 3 is awesome.
User avatar #130 to #5 - xXCorpitoXx (08/16/2013) [-]
pokemon is better
#54 to #5 - straightupace (08/16/2013) [-]
you think its worth the money?
User avatar #61 to #54 - indecisivejew (08/16/2013) [-]
Its by far the best game on the WiiU right now, so if you have one, ***************** . Even the Co-Op and Splitscreen modes are a blast with a friend. I've been playing nothing but it for two weeks, and I have yet to be bored of it, which is saying something for me.
User avatar #69 to #61 - makomirocket (08/16/2013) [-]
a good piece of software on crap hardware is a crap product
User avatar #70 to #69 - indecisivejew (08/16/2013) [-]
WOOOOAAAAH watch out fellas! We got a cool kid over here!

Tell me more about how a good game has to be running on amazing hardware to be good, and how all modern games are so well designed because of that, mister cool guy.
User avatar #76 to #70 - makomirocket (08/16/2013) [-]
It's just bad. Both Wii U and Nintendo. Here's a great idea, lets get our users to hold a square controller, that's completely comfortable! and while we're at it, lets make the battery last 3 hours, oh and let's include a screen in the middle that can't benefit gameplay because you have to take you're hand off of the controller to access a menu screen and they have to look away from their game while they use this screen.

But wait, we need some games to play on this marvellous device. Nah, forget it, we'll just use Mario 5 times and stick a couple of played out Zelda games during this 8-10 year console life, and expect 3rd party developers to make games for our 4 million users
User avatar #78 to #76 - indecisivejew (08/16/2013) [-]
You clearly haven't played one. The controller is the comfiest controller since the GameCube's, and as long as your IQ is higher than your age (and based on your comments I'm not sure yours is), then you should be able to manage the INCREDIBLE amount of brain power it takes to be able to look at a second screen occasionally and prioritize one over the other. And actually, having all of your HUD localized on the gamepad is wonderful, because it frees your TV of clutter, leaving just the actual game.

In fact, I've played 3 different versions of Resident Evil Revelations as an example, and the WiiU version is by far the best for that reason. I'm sorry that you're so uncreative that you can't think of a single gameplay element that revolves around having a gryroscopic touch screen as a controller, but trust me, there are plenty.

And as for games, you're right. There are hardly any worth owning a WiiU for right now. But by the end of this year, there will be half a dozen really great exclusives for it, and by comparison the Xbox One and PS4's launch exclusives look pretty dull.
User avatar #86 to #78 - makomirocket (08/16/2013) [-]
bayonetta? Mario kart? sonic? donkey kong? smash bros? Mario again? 3 of these are platformers, a genre that has been dull for more than a decade, bayonetta is probably going to be a good game for it's genre, but it's a genre I've never liked. Smash bros is more than a decade old, and I know that Nintedo fans love it, but it's the same thing we saw in 1999 but with the Wii Fit trainer. There has been a severe lack of innovation in any series.
User avatar #170 to #86 - mistermuppet (08/16/2013) [-]
you're not impressing anyone, i'd just stop if i were you. you're probably an xbox fanboy too, or a "DURR PC MASTOR RAEC" type of guy. you like your stuff wii like our stuff. geddit
User avatar #91 to #86 - indecisivejew (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm not saying its without its flaws. It has a ton of them, but just calling it **** because its different and then complaining that is isn't innovative is pretty ******* stupid. And it took way too long for it to happen, but it really does have the best looking exclusives of the home consoles.
User avatar #90 to #86 - indecisivejew (08/16/2013) [-]
I agree that Mario has been stale recently, but as for the others, they are still making monumental strides with each instalment. I don't know if you've seen anything on the new Sonic, but gameplay and level design has been completely revamped for a more gameplay focused approach that gives more control to the player, and it looks to be the first good Sonic game since 2001. Donkey Kong Country looks to repeat its 2010 masterpiece by adding more of a co-op focus. I'll admit it doesn't do all that much more than add a few new mechanics to the formula, but DKCR level and enemy design is something that is unrivaled in the 2D platfromer business. Pikmin 3 just came out and it plays spectacuarly with the Wiiremote and Gamepad combo, and besides its charming gameplay and design, it also has THE best looking environments I've ever seen on a console, bar none. The Wonderful 101 is not even close to anything I've ever played before in a very good way. Its crazy good over the top action and it has a very satisfying combat system that is as varied as it is fun. All of those very solid games on top of what you'd expect like the 2D and 3D mario, a few fun party games, and a beautiful HD Windwaker for people who didn't play it make the wiiU's exclusives for this year a hell of a lot better than Xbox's Quick Time Event: the Game, Dead Rising: No Color or Fun Edition, Generic Driving Game 5 or Sony's Generic Pretty Shooter, Uninteresting Action Platformer, or Slightly Less Generic Driving Game. And that's on top of WiiU having what some of the Dev's of each game call the best and their favorite versions of both Watch Dogs and Rayman Legends.
User avatar #112 to #90 - volshimond (08/16/2013) [-]
Oh man, I forgot about Watch Dogs being on Wii U. That's gonna be great.
#22 - warriorbhb (08/16/2013) [-]
HEY, pikmin is the ****
User avatar #49 - azumeow (08/16/2013) [-]
**** you, Pikmin is the **** !
#64 to #49 - chiefhuskey (08/16/2013) [-]
**chiefhuskey rolled a random image posted in comment #5467344 at Bronysexuals ** No doubt, Pikmin kicks ass
User avatar #55 to #49 - moooossseeee (08/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I can't agree with you more.

I did a speed-run of Pikmin 2 in 9 days. Which I thought was pretty impressive given the ******* Waterwraith.
User avatar #77 to #55 - makotoitou (08/16/2013) [-]
**** that water cunt.
User avatar #24 - rasberryassassin (08/16/2013) [-]
There needs to be another Star Fox game.
#89 to #24 - akirafudo (08/16/2013) [-]
oh yes, the **** it does! but in an arwing, or it will be **** , and ill buy a wiiu
User avatar #116 to #24 - pioneermhm (08/16/2013) [-]
Starfox master race
User avatar #51 to #24 - cookiel (08/16/2013) [-]
In all fairness, Star Fox Assault was entertaining but just kind of meh over all. Star Fox Adventure was a ******* kick ass game though.
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User avatar #133 to #52 - iamaniceperson (08/16/2013) [-]
I hated starfox command, because they took what I hated in Starfox 64 (all range mode) And added some ****** stategy.
User avatar #56 to #52 - cookiel (08/16/2013) [-]
I haven't heard of that one...now off to Google!
#7 - fuckatron ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Pikmin 3 is ******* excellent, I beat story mode today.
#43 - ilikelolz (08/16/2013) [-]
Pikmin you say
User avatar #117 to #43 - andrewolfzoom (08/16/2013) [-]
just you saying that scared the crap out of me so i turned on the lights
#31 - iwilltrymybest (08/16/2013) [-]
pikmin 3 is a great game tho
pikmin 3 is a great game tho
User avatar #16 - dakkenly (08/16/2013) [-]
Can we not have another ******* pokemon game please? Pikmin 3 is ******* amazing and they are already coming out with the other new pokemon games
User avatar #106 to #16 - ewowo (08/16/2013) [-]
WiiU PokeMMO
#132 to #106 - Rascal (08/16/2013) [-]
do you have any idea what the consequences of that would be.
User avatar #156 to #132 - ewowo (08/16/2013) [-]
Do explain
#173 to #156 - DJstar (08/16/2013) [-]
that 			****		 would end the world as we know it! streets filled with nothing but emptiness and yoloswaggers..... intelligence will come to a screeching hault as those playing the game will die of starvation. work will go undone.... 			******		 we would create a real life idiocracy!!!!   
just with more yolo!!! which is worse!!!
that **** would end the world as we know it! streets filled with nothing but emptiness and yoloswaggers..... intelligence will come to a screeching hault as those playing the game will die of starvation. work will go undone.... ****** we would create a real life idiocracy!!!!
just with more yolo!!! which is worse!!!
#187 to #173 - lafuriaroja (08/16/2013) [-]
What the 			****		 are you talking about?
What the **** are you talking about?
User avatar #189 to #187 - DJstar (08/16/2013) [-]
he said explain the consequences of a pokemon mmo!
User avatar #190 to #189 - lafuriaroja (08/16/2013) [-]
I understand that. I'm saying your answer was nonsense.
User avatar #191 to #190 - DJstar (08/16/2013) [-]
explain to me how.
User avatar #192 to #191 - lafuriaroja (08/16/2013) [-]
Mainly the fact that you claim that intelligent people will die out and that the world will only be left with people who say "yolo."
User avatar #195 to #192 - DJstar (08/16/2013) [-]
well people like that usually don't play video games or shun it. find your local popular girl group in your school and tell them you enjoy pokemon. watch as they tell you you're nothing but a giant kid.

Those with a fair amount of intelligence to realize pokemon's greatness will play the game nonstop. would you want to leave a game that fukkin awesome to go to work? i didn't think so.
User avatar #196 to #195 - lafuriaroja (08/16/2013) [-]
I would think that it's safe to say that a large majority of girls -- regardless of whether or not they're from 'Mean Girls' -- do not play Pokemon. It's pretty elitist to say that someone is unintelligent if they don't enjoy a game that you like.
User avatar #197 to #196 - DJstar (08/16/2013) [-]
well here's another view.

it was a god damn joke! damn! the **** ? do you go on funnyjunk to put literal meaning in everything just to start a debate? god. it was a joke. get over yourself. besides i know a fair amount of girls who's played a pokemon a game or two.
User avatar #198 to #197 - lafuriaroja (08/16/2013) [-]
How about you make jokes that are funny and not jokes that are ******* stupid. And I believe that you know girls who play Pokemon. I just said a large majority.
User avatar #199 to #198 - DJstar (08/16/2013) [-]
not funny? there a huge ass comic about what i just said! it made front page about how they made pokemon MMO that was destroying the world because work wasn't getting done and people was just staying inside and the only one who could save the world was Gabe and his golden copy of HL3.
Just because you don't think it's funny doesn't mean others won't you ******* hypocrite.
"It's pretty elitist to say that someone is unintelligent if they don't enjoy a game that you like."
Well it's pretty elitist to say that something is not funny if it's a joke you don't like.
User avatar #206 to #199 - lafuriaroja (08/16/2013) [-]
The difference is that you think less of people who say "yolo" and "swag" while I think nothing less of you for that joke you tried to make. And you can't make an argument to defend your point and then switch your opinion to say you were joking to make me sound like an asshole.
User avatar #39 to #16 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (08/16/2013) [-]
***** you cray.
User avatar #88 to #16 - jajathezombie (08/16/2013) [-]
Why not both?
#153 - bretdeez (08/16/2013) [-]
Wii U pokemon snap would save the franchise
Wii U pokemon snap would save the franchise
#149 - Kyag (08/16/2013) [-]
Nintendo has to understand they a getting killed in the third party market and need to stop appealing to it. They need to get their ******* **** together and start making first party games again. Its what they are good at!

Where is Wii U Zelda?
Where is Wii U Starfox?
Da Fuq is Wii U Metroid?
What about Wii U Donkey Kong or Fire Emblem!?

All good questions
User avatar #152 to #149 - gunslayer (08/16/2013) [-]
I only once ever played a Fire Emblem game and I fell in love. I would love a Wii U LoZ and Starfox. They should remake Donkey Kong 64, that would be the **** .
#154 to #149 - teenytinyspider (08/16/2013) [-]
Wii U Donkey Kong will never come out considering that Donkey Kong was made by Rareware and Rareware was bought by Microsoft.
User avatar #158 to #154 - Brucis (08/16/2013) [-]
>Wii U Donkey Kong will never come out

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_Kong_Country:_Tropical_Freeze
#159 to #158 - teenytinyspider (08/16/2013) [-]
Shows what I know.

I guess they got to keep the rights to DK at least since he had become such a popular character.

Poor Banjo-Kazooie though...such a high rise to greatness, then fall from grace...
User avatar #171 to #159 - derpomancy (08/16/2013) [-]
Just more proof that microsoft is literally the worst thing ever.
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#161 to #160 - teenytinyspider (08/16/2013) [-]
Look below, I was already corrected, ass-hat.
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#168 to #149 - jonolfc (08/16/2013) [-]
F - ******* - ZERO.
User avatar #202 to #168 - Kyag (08/16/2013) [-]
I SECOND THIS MAN"S OPINION!
User avatar #155 to #149 - rollertoaster (08/16/2013) [-]
I don't think Fire Emblem will make it much on consoles anymore. But Shin Megami Tensei x Fire Emblem is coming out for Wii U, I think. Starfox has kind of bit it as of late. But Zelda and Metriod will likely take time.
User avatar #204 to #155 - Kyag (08/16/2013) [-]
Fire Emblem has always had a type of charm thats hard to ignore in reference to the gameplay. And I a sure that with all those crappy J RPGs the PS3 has doing well, Fire Emblem would kill in sales (well, relative to how well nintendo has been selling anyways

I mean, Monster Hunter is the reason many people evn consider Nintendo consoles anymore.
User avatar #209 to #204 - rollertoaster (08/17/2013) [-]
Trust me, I love Fire Emblem (I was actually just playing Awakening). Its mechanics just don't make it necessary to be on home consoles, when they work just fine on handhelds. Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn were both very good games, but it's the same reason Pokemon doesn't make it on consoles.
User avatar #210 to #209 - Kyag (08/17/2013) [-]
But thats the thing. Its all about the execution. Nintendo has tried giving us Pokemon on home consoles with games like Colusseum and Gale of Darkness but they have screwed up the execution. We don't need silly new gimmicks for a home pokemon game, just make it interchangable with the portable versions so that anything you catch in either ame can be transfered back to the other. Fire Emblem would be amazing with 3D graphics, a longer storyline and just more gameplay to go around.

The Wii U has the power to do all these things, and while it may not be necessary, it doesn't mean it wont be good for the console. I mean, it wasn't necessary for Sony to make a new God of War, but they did and it worked out great.
User avatar #211 to #210 - rollertoaster (08/17/2013) [-]
What it all boils down to, for me at least, is what new things (graphics aside), really, would home console versions bring to the table?
User avatar #212 to #211 - Kyag (08/17/2013) [-]
True. I needs to bring a new experience. I'm not talking about a cheap gimmick (motion controls) but it needs to feel fresh. Like when you switched from the PS2 to the PS3 or from the First Xbox to the 360. Nintendo needs to make this experience feel fresh, appealing to the market that they should have been ever since the Gamecube veered from that path.
#157 to #149 - shardox (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm not a big Nintendo Fan and even I Knew about Donkey Kong on Wii U
User avatar #203 to #157 - Kyag (08/16/2013) [-]
**** , didn't know that was a thing. Just goes to show how bad they have gotten with marketing as of late as well
User avatar #205 to #203 - shardox (08/16/2013) [-]
Maybe it's less of their marketing and more of everyone not even paying attention, (or caring), they announced the new DK at E3
User avatar #165 to #149 - dragostarc (08/16/2013) [-]
Zelda Windwaker remake coming october, sometime close to the release of Pokemon X&Y, and zelda Wii U (Project name) is coming sometime 2014
User avatar #41 - gnometrain (08/16/2013) [-]
yo ***** who da fuq talkin **** bout pikmin
#104 - mvtjets (08/16/2013) [-]
****		 you Pikmin is 			*******		 awesome
**** you Pikmin is ******* awesome
User avatar #73 - ivoryhammer (08/16/2013) [-]
Pikmin 3 is a system seller though, you know how long people have been waiting for it?
User avatar #99 to #73 - slugnugget (08/16/2013) [-]
Only people that care are the ones that remember playing pikmin.
User avatar #53 - foliap ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
Junichi masuda said they'll never make a main series pokemon game on a console. Part of the selling point of pokemon is that you can take them with you any where. "Pocket monsters". He also said no pokemon mmo, and he is morally against paid dlc's.
User avatar #67 to #53 - indecisivejew (08/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, people forget that the entire premise of pokemon is a game that would encourage you to talk to and trade with your friends.
User avatar #74 to #53 - ivoryhammer (08/16/2013) [-]
I'd like to see them do something with the Wii-verse and Pokemon, maybe make a game that you can play both on a 3DS and a Wii U.
#163 - notapancake (08/16/2013) [-]
I have actualy ben waiting for that game!
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User avatar #134 to #48 - iamaniceperson (08/16/2013) [-]
Nah, this won't happen. Nintendo are completly dening the existance of this game. I don't know why, it wasn't a sale fail, it wasn't a bad game? Or maybe it's haunted? Who knows!
#186 to #48 - awildniglet (08/16/2013) [-]
I want that 			*******		 game to come out
I want that ******* game to come out
User avatar #10 - catslap (08/15/2013) [-]
**** you i love pikmin
#128 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/16/2013) [-]
except in my very extremely humble opinion, pikmin is better then pokemon
even if most people dont agree, lots of people think pikmin is great and a 3rd sequel would not be out of place.
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