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#186 - khonir (08/16/2013) [-]
Watched entire double movie of "Human Trafficking" , end part press conference woman speaks "now that this is over we all know how this could have been avoided" , first thought in my head : "Yeah if you ******* put out more"
User avatar #185 - peacerocker (08/16/2013) [-]
Because I didn't share that picture on facebook
User avatar #184 - jellywolf (08/16/2013) [-]
I've seriously thought about mass sterilization to help control the population since the world is so overpopulated. My idea is basically that if you don't contribute to the world in some meaningful way or make enough money to support a child, you cannot have one.

User avatar #183 - peacerocker (08/16/2013) [-]
I pour my cereal first
User avatar #182 - peacerocker (08/16/2013) [-]
I've been on FJ
#181 - anonymous (08/16/2013) [-]
So like, should I list all the reasons why I'm going to hell, or just the top ones? I don't think we have time for all of them.
User avatar #178 - Shadow Guardian (08/16/2013) [-]
I can't stand to be around the mentally challenged. They creep me the **** out and I don't understand why.
#177 - hammerofdorn (08/16/2013) [-]
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Pretty much known as "That ******* Guy". A girl at my school died because she got hit by a train. Tragic **** no one knew if it was an accident or she planned it. Well the very next day i told my friends "Guess she caught her train". FF a year and a girl i called horse face because she resembled Sarah Jessica Parker died in a car accident while texting and driving so it is said. I thought it appropriate to say "Sounds like Seabiscut ****** up this race"
User avatar #176 - meganinja (08/16/2013) [-]
because I open gallon bottles of bleach to throw tadpoles in and watch as they go into muscle spasms for about 4 seconds before they died. I then watch as the chemicals dissolve their body, starting with their gut and skin, until their entire skeleton is exposed, where they start twitching again (I don't think they're still alive, I think it's nerve endings going off or something)

I also place caterpillars on hot rocks. At first they walk around like nothing's different, just going some random direction. Then as they notice their feet burning, they start to go faster, hoping to somehow get off the hot surface. I don't let them, I always push them back onto it so that they have to die. They go faster and faster and get more frantic as their small bodies conduct heat so well that even on a roughly 150 F rock, they're going to have their innards cooked within a minute. Eventually they start having seizures, and basically curl up and roll in place (it's hard to describe but ******* hillarious to see) until their organs are toast and they're dead.

Yeah, I think that's why I'm going to hell.
#175 - Lintutu (08/16/2013) [-]
I hate mentally retarded people. They are unwanted deformities of society. They serve no purpose other than to parasite off everyone else until either they or the caretaker dies. Animals in the wild refuse to raise an inferior baby, why should we as humans take care of our defects when there is no hope of them ever becoming what we consider "normal"? Not to mention they look gross. Messed up eyes/face/mouth/body. It just doesn't look right. Tard wranglers are just as bad. When i was in high school, a retarded girl tried to hug me, and i backed off immediately. Wrangler gave me the most hated look. **** you bitch, i don't want tard germs on me
#173 - fakukiduradhik (08/16/2013) [-]
Back when those bombs went off in Boston; We were watching a video in my computer class and Boston comes on or it was a picture of a legless dude. I immediately exclaimed, "BOOM!"

User avatar #172 - leglesslegolegolas (08/16/2013) [-]
I **** next to public toilets instead of in them. And then piss on the floor.
#171 - moonmeander (08/16/2013) [-]
I don't buy the winrar license after the 40 day trial is up
#170 - sayyestohorse (08/16/2013) [-]
I thought the columbine and kent state were hilarious and I hope that someone makes a comedy about them. I also enjoy wearing crocs.
User avatar #165 - rel (08/16/2013) [-]
I ripped the tag off a mattress.
User avatar #164 - frotw ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm a black guy and in middle school I got a group of tards to believe that I was an African Lion Tamer (the only thing I can tame are Digimon)
#163 - SlowpokeForever (08/16/2013) [-]
I use the spy mode on Omegle to start flame wars out of boredom while listening to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire".
User avatar #160 - turbodoosh (08/16/2013) [-]
I didn't ask my parents permission before going on You need to login to view this link
#159 - mummyslittlebitch (08/16/2013) [-]
I meticulously take apart oreos, eat the cream, and then eat the two crackers
#157 - stickandmove (08/16/2013) [-]
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