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Baseball metaphors for sex
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The bases are often defined "french, feel, finger, **** , and ‘Oh my ******* God, my nuts are in your ass?
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#51 - flyingoat (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#11 - stardustdragonlord (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I guess if you want fifth base you're ******* nuts
#37 - cazabrow ONLINE (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"French, feel, finger, 						****					"   
   
and "Oh my 						*******					 God, my nuts are in your ass."
"French, feel, finger, **** "

and "Oh my ******* God, my nuts are in your ass."
#21 - fapperdefap (08/15/2013) [+] (16 replies)
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YOU JUST
#3 - martycamp (08/15/2013) [+] (9 replies)
#64 - baconslapped (08/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Bitch please, I already made it to 5th base
Bitch please, I already made it to 5th base
#67 to #64 - scruffyguy (08/15/2013) [-]
******* lol what the hell was that
#84 - telmarine (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
WRONG

first base = anal

second base = anal

third base = anal

home = super anal
#75 - repostreporter (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#76 to #75 - diegotan (08/15/2013) [-]
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#66 - vlandis (08/15/2013) [-]
I prefer this system.
#16 - thesoulstealer (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Oh my ******* god, my nuts are in your ass!"
User avatar #59 - buttinspecter (08/15/2013) [-]
My thoughts while reading this:

I already knew that.
I already knew that.
I already knew that.
I already knew that.
Wait! WTF?!!
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#57 - coolcman (08/15/2013) [-]
I made the most stupid laughing noise possible at "Oh my ******* God, my nuts are in your ass."
#69 - flippytrixfordiner ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
mfw fifth base.
mfw fifth base.
#44 - hydromatic (08/15/2013) [-]
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#38 - stadic ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
When you finally get them in
When you finally get them in
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