All of my yes. She's looking better:

All of my yes

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User avatar #1 - jbails (08/14/2013) [-]
That money would go towards industrial strength disinfectant and wire wool to clean my cock.
#2 to #1 - imonaboatman (08/14/2013) [-]
You'd still tap it.
You'd still tap it.
User avatar #3 to #2 - jbails (08/14/2013) [-]
Only if it was about 15 years ago.
User avatar #6 to #3 - Maroon (08/15/2013) [-]
Isn't she in her late 20's?
#13 to #6 - oceanmist (08/15/2013) [-]
Exactly she'd be 13
Exactly she'd be 13
#21 to #6 - imonaboatman (08/15/2013) [-]
Well, his name is "jbails"
User avatar #118 - turbodoosh (08/15/2013) [-]
So you're telling me that I can make about $36,500,000.00 a year and have sex with a celebrity once a week?

Sign me up! If I get AIDS so what? I'll have enough money to cure it.
#24 - taurusguy (08/15/2013) [-]
Well **** , as long as i dont get ******* stabbed during the sex im fine with pretty much everything, 700k just to have sex once? HOW is that a bad thing? I would **** a walrus for that kind of money, and walrus as in a fat as **** woman not an actual walrus, actual walruses start at 1m
#73 to #24 - CommonJoo (08/15/2013) [-]
a whore with standards eh
#145 to #73 - taurusguy (08/15/2013) [-]
Ah, but an expensive whore.
#23 - omninickk (08/15/2013) [-]
Change Lindsay Lohan to Lindsey Stirling and you got yourself a deal that can't be refused.
#238 to #23 - mormon (08/16/2013) [-]
Found this background on 4chan.

Been using it ever since, didn't know anyone on funny junk was a fan...
User avatar #240 to #238 - omninickk (08/16/2013) [-]
Are you kidding? The whole internet loves her. She's hot, talented and geeky. It couldn't possibly go wrong.
User avatar #53 to #23 - monkeysniper ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I think that if it was her and you had to pick one or the other it would be impossible to decide
User avatar #71 to #53 - omninickk (08/15/2013) [-]
Stirling > Lohan.
User avatar #228 to #53 - wolvesbrickwall (08/15/2013) [-]
Don't you ever compare that crack slut Lohan to the Violin Goddess Lindsey Stirling.
User avatar #243 to #228 - monkeysniper ONLINE (08/16/2013) [-]
I agree but what i meant was Lindsey and the money not lohan oh god no
User avatar #139 to #23 - threeeighteen (08/15/2013) [-]
Double points for being Mormon, I dunno, it does something for me.

That and she can play me private shows.
#158 to #23 - anon (08/15/2013) [-]
If I get her, I don't even want the money anymore.
#26 to #23 - pureevil (08/15/2013) [-]
awww yiss
awww yiss
User avatar #70 to #23 - harryb (08/15/2013) [-]
If only *sigh*
#27 to #23 - malkotay (08/15/2013) [-]
That would be the moment when you know this is a dream
User avatar #30 to #27 - omninickk (08/15/2013) [-]
If that was a dream, I would never wake up. Ever.
#69 to #23 - soopfox (08/15/2013) [-]
All of my yes.    
She's amazing live
All of my yes.
She's amazing live
#102 - olelicious (08/15/2013) [-]
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#109 to #102 - dxtfox (08/15/2013) [-]
Both is good.
User avatar #54 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
replace lindsay lohan with emma watson and i'll pay 100.000$ every day.
#48 - axlebacon (08/15/2013) [-]
why do these remind me of the questions geoff and gavin ask each other during lets builds?
#84 to #62 - spawnsy (08/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #77 to #62 - roundhouse (08/15/2013) [-]
heh... he forgot how to Gavin.
User avatar #72 to #60 - harryb (08/15/2013) [-]
You monster!!
#140 - rellergert (08/15/2013) [-]
Lets be honest, this is 98% win.
#34 - magerogue (08/15/2013) [-]
Am I like the only guy who thinks she's really ******* hot? **** me...
User avatar #47 to #34 - paradox (08/15/2013) [-]
ok i was starting to think i was the only one. hell id **** her for free
#244 to #47 - magerogue (08/16/2013) [-]
Ride on.
User avatar #130 - picklefighter (08/15/2013) [-]
I would do Lindsy Lohan for free only once but if 100,000 was given to me I would definitely do her all day long
#19 - whyohwhy (08/15/2013) [-]
I see no problem here, she looks aight since rehab.
#175 - unfitninjuh ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I like my girls the way I like my marshmallows. Sweet, soft, and crispy around the edges
I'm sorry, I like my girls the way I like my marshmallows. Sweet, soft, and crispy around the edges
User avatar #202 to #175 - flingwing (08/15/2013) [-]
hanako is too unstable to be attractive. shes just pathetic and useless
User avatar #205 to #203 - flingwing (08/15/2013) [-]
what? im just saying man, shes so weak and helpless. the only guys who like hanako like her because of that reason, which frankly i find creepy. shes rape fodder, thats it. the people who like hanako are the kind of people who arent strong enough to handle someone confident
#213 to #205 - unfitninjuh ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Have you even gone through her route? The only reason she has sex with Hisao, Let alone starts to open up to him is to prove that she is NOT weak and helpless, and rather a strong, independent young woman. If you were put in the same exact situation as Hanako was, (Burn Scars, constant bullying, ******* PANIC ATTACKS) than you can talk about being "Weak and helpless"
User avatar #219 to #213 - flingwing (08/15/2013) [-]
no, she has a good ******* reason for being weak and helpless but that doesnt change the fact that she is that way, which i find unattractive. emi is the one i like most because shes cute, curious, confident, funny and willing to fight her disability to the point where shes faster than most people with legs. hanakos problems are entirely mental, she needs therapy not a special school. and most definitely not hisaos cock, because she needs to learn to stand on her own
#233 to #219 - unfitninjuh ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
1) Mental Disorders are much, much harder to treat than physical ones. Even though PTSD is the "easiest" disorder to treat, It is very hard to do so. It takes years and years of therapy to "cure" and contains many symptoms from other disorders such as manic-depressive episodes, panic attacks, and suicidal thoughts.

2) If Hanako should not be in regular school, than why would Kenji, Misha, or even Hisao be in Yamaku. I had vision problems since I was 3 and I go to a regular school with normal students. Why even have Yamaku if there are ASL interpretors and Braille lettering in public schools(don't forget about dat handicap access).

3) Hanako said to Hisao that she wants to go to college to study Computer Science
User avatar #221 to #205 - continuo ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Dude,nobody denies that hanako is frail and weak,but she has it's upsides and downsides just like every other girl out there. Being weak doesn't make you rape fodder
User avatar #225 to #221 - flingwing (08/15/2013) [-]
no like.. from the people ive talked to it just seems like the only people who like her like her because shes easily manipulated
User avatar #229 to #225 - continuo ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Then that makes them disgusting. I personally found her cool. Plenty of people would jump at the chance for a smart,quirky,funny girl,you just have to work past her shyness which makes a person more involved. Liking hanako just to manipulate her is like enjoying steak for the spices alone.
User avatar #231 to #229 - flingwing (08/15/2013) [-]
she was funny sometimes but personally she came with so much mental baggage i found her unattractive. why go for someone whos kinda funny and nice but also so shy she cant even order at a restaurant, when you can go for someone whos really funny and really cute and its bold enough to talk to you and joke around
User avatar #232 to #231 - continuo ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
As is your preference dude,which sounds pretty fair to me. We just have to agree to disagree in this situation.
User avatar #178 to #175 - watermelonkittie (08/15/2013) [-]
What is the source of that .gif?
#186 to #175 - Hyena (08/15/2013) [-]
Why you gotta bring hanako into this
Why you gotta bring hanako into this
#190 to #186 - unfitninjuh ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I just meant to say Hanako is best girl
I'm sorry. I just meant to say Hanako is best girl
#198 to #190 - Hyena (08/15/2013) [-]
so true
so true
User avatar #157 - mooghens (08/15/2013) [-]
Do brown paper bags cost $100,000? No? i rest my case
User avatar #29 - plutoo (08/15/2013) [-]
...Even...Dead Lindsay Lohan when time comes?
#63 to #29 - anon (08/15/2013) [-]
What do you not understand about current??
#51 - bztd (08/15/2013) [-]
I'd pick the "Have sex with Current Lindsy Lohan" and make a sex tape...Would make millions!
I'd pick the "Have sex with Current Lindsy Lohan" and make a sex tape...Would make millions!
User avatar #65 to #51 - sanguinesolitude (08/15/2013) [-]
you get both...
User avatar #226 - darksideofthebeast (08/15/2013) [-]
I would **** a dog for 100k.
User avatar #234 to #226 - bigdominican (08/15/2013) [-]
i would **** a 100k for a dog
User avatar #155 - vincerusso (08/15/2013) [-]
I would take both, have sex with Lindsy Lohan, invest the $100,000 into making a porn movie masquerading as a normal cinema released movie, hoping to make millions.. only to have it banned for people jacking off in the theatre. Those poor cinema ushers and cleaners.

#98 - sometimeswefuck (08/15/2013) [-]
thats epic. id bang the **** out of her
User avatar #85 - fjacklack (08/15/2013) [-]
get $100000 a day and give lindsay lohan $5000 dollar worth of adderall a day for sex.
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