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#23 - omninickk
Reply +61
(08/15/2013) [-]
Change Lindsay Lohan to Lindsey Stirling and you got yourself a deal that can't be refused.
#53 to #23 - monkeysniper
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
I think that if it was her and you had to pick one or the other it would be impossible to decide
#71 to #53 - omninickk
Reply +5
(08/15/2013) [-]
Stirling > Lohan.
#228 to #53 - wolvesbrickwall ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/15/2013) [-]
Don't you ever compare that crack slut Lohan to the Violin Goddess Lindsey Stirling.
#243 to #228 - monkeysniper
Reply 0
(08/16/2013) [-]
I agree but what i meant was Lindsey and the money not lohan oh god no
#139 to #23 - threeeighteen
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
Double points for being Mormon, I dunno, it does something for me.

That and she can play me private shows.
#158 to #23 - anon
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
If I get her, I don't even want the money anymore.
#238 to #23 - mormon ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/16/2013) [-]
Found this background on 4chan.

Been using it ever since, didn't know anyone on funny junk was a fan...
#240 to #238 - omninickk
Reply 0
(08/16/2013) [-]
Are you kidding? The whole internet loves her. She's hot, talented and geeky. It couldn't possibly go wrong.
#26 to #23 - pureevil
Reply +2
(08/15/2013) [-]
awww yiss
awww yiss
#70 to #23 - harryb
Reply +2
(08/15/2013) [-]
If only *sigh*
#69 to #23 - soopfox
Reply +3
(08/15/2013) [-]
All of my yes.    
She's amazing live
All of my yes.
She's amazing live
#27 to #23 - malkotay
Reply +6
(08/15/2013) [-]
That would be the moment when you know this is a dream
#30 to #27 - omninickk
Reply +1
(08/15/2013) [-]
If that was a dream, I would never wake up. Ever.
#1 - jbails
Reply +57
(08/14/2013) [-]
That money would go towards industrial strength disinfectant and wire wool to clean my cock.
#2 to #1 - imonaboatman [OP]
Reply +4
(08/14/2013) [-]
You'd still tap it.
You'd still tap it.
#3 to #2 - jbails
Reply 0
(08/14/2013) [-]
Only if it was about 15 years ago.
#6 to #3 - Maroon
Reply +2
(08/15/2013) [-]
Isn't she in her late 20's?
#13 to #6 - oceanmist
Reply +4
(08/15/2013) [-]
Exactly she'd be 13
Exactly she'd be 13
#21 to #6 - imonaboatman [OP]
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
Well, his name is "jbails"
#24 - taurusguy ONLINE
Reply +28
(08/15/2013) [-]
Well ****, as long as i dont get ******* stabbed during the sex im fine with pretty much everything, 700k just to have sex once? HOW is that a bad thing? I would **** a walrus for that kind of money, and walrus as in a fat as **** woman not an actual walrus, actual walruses start at 1m
#73 to #24 - CommonJoo
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
a whore with standards eh
#145 to #73 - taurusguy ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
Ah, but an expensive whore.
#4 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -202
(08/14/2013) [-]
as much as I don't wanna put my penis in side a woman at all... I'd push that button.
#89 to #4 - sparkyonetwotwo
Reply -10
(08/15/2013) [-]
Dude, shut the **** up. Noone cares that you're a furry, or that your a admin. Get over yourself and stop posting. Jesus Christ you're worse than ******* phanact. Your ego is annoying as ******* hell. Had to make an account just to thumb your **** down, so **** off
#100 to #89 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -22
(08/15/2013) [-]
this is the greatest thing I ever seen on here <3
#104 to #100 - sparkyonetwotwo
Reply +4
(08/15/2013) [-]
Lol, red thumbs mean stop
#106 to #104 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -20
(08/15/2013) [-]
red thumbs mean nothing more than I have the flabbily to piss of so many people with something this stupid. It's pretty funny.
#94 to #4 - srskate
Reply -6
(08/15/2013) [-]
I don't see why you are being crucified for one comment.
#96 to #94 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -16
(08/15/2013) [-]
Happens to me all the time.
#99 to #96 - srskate
Reply -7
(08/15/2013) [-]
well ****
#107 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -18
(08/15/2013) [-]
its all good <3
#7 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
Look, we get it. You're gay. That's fine. You know what's not fine? Being incapable of making a comment without bringing up the fact that you're gay.
#8 to #7 - skybluetroll
Reply +25
(08/15/2013) [-]
****** thank you. I hate it when people are like "notice me, im ******* different" You dont see straight people pulling that ****.
#14 to #8 - navacoo
Reply +5
(08/15/2013) [-]
Wait till they get their "rights" and they notice people won't care about "them" anymore.
#18 to #14 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -50
(08/15/2013) [-]
and I'd still do exactly what I do now.
#22 to #18 - software
Reply +11
(08/15/2013) [-]
please tell me why exactly we need to know your sexuality
#110 to #22 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -23
(08/15/2013) [-]
you don't I don't do what I do for you. You happen to see it.
#115 to #110 - haydn
Reply +6
(08/15/2013) [-]
We actually don't happen to just "see it", you constantly mention it.
#116 to #115 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -25
(08/15/2013) [-]
boo ******* hoo get over it.
or don't read my comments it's not that hard
but no you'd all rather just be a bunch of bitches and whine about it
#120 to #116 - haydn
Reply +8
(08/15/2013) [-]
I personally just browse FP. But whenever I see your comments, it's just you gloating about your sexuality. People notice.
#121 to #120 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -22
(08/15/2013) [-]
My comment here was 100% relevant to the post.
there are 100s of other comments I make that have nothing to do with sexuality at all
in most of my comments don't
You notice the ones about sexuality because you chose to notice them that's not my ******* fault.
#122 to #121 - haydn
Reply +5
(08/15/2013) [-]
Meh, it's relative because you made it relative. I don't follow your posts so I don't know, but anytime I've seen any it's to do with your gender.
#124 to #122 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -20
(08/15/2013) [-]
I 100% don't believe that at all.

There is no way in hell out of all the comments I make the only post you ever seen from me are about gender or sexuality. To claim that is total bull ****.
Also more than half the time I"m not even the one that ******* brings it up. I just make comments.
and if you don't ******* like them don't read my ******* comments
#125 to #124 - haydn
Reply +5
(08/15/2013) [-]
Believe it or not, it's what I see. When I see your name I think, "oh the gay guy, that doesn't stop reminding us of that". Personally it doesn't bother me, just to me seems you use your sexuality as the main part of your personality.
#126 to #125 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -16
(08/15/2013) [-]
I talk about furries and music and video game far more than I ever say anything about sexuality.

The fact that you only see comments about sexuality isn't my fault and I still don't believe it.
#133 to #126 - haydn
Reply +5
(08/15/2013) [-]
I think I've seen you talk about furries, which to me is fairly weird (Each to their own). But yeah, not seen any of that. And as much as you don't care about me seeing your gay comments, I don't care that you don't believe me.
#142 to #133 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -14
(08/15/2013) [-]
that's fair enough
#146 to #126 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/15/2013) [-]
Looking back through 6 pages of your comment posts, and not including these comments heretoo, you mentioned your sexuality/sexual experiences 17 times

That's just being LIBERAL

That's just the comments where I SEE you saying 'I sucked cock in bathrooms', I didn't include the 'Oh ya, I sucked some...' or comments where context was not included (however suspicious it looked)

Now, despite the fact that's not 'all' your comments, I get a feeling you talk more about your sexuality than many people. Which is fine, nothing wrong with that; but some people just don't appreciate it, they think bedroom talk should stay bedroom talk, nor are you a victim for people getting tired of the comments you frequently make
#152 to #146 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -16
(08/15/2013) [-]
well like I said if people don't like my comments they don't' have to read them.

They are the ones that chose to read what I say its not my fault they do ti
#154 to #152 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply +5
(08/15/2013) [-]
That's like saying if you run down the street naked, it's everyone else's fault when they see you. Your logic is flawed, sir
#156 to #154 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -16
(08/15/2013) [-]
it's not ever close to the same as that and to try and compare it like that is dumb as ****.

A real life situation is drastically different than some ****** text on a website. To say they are the same is retarded.

If every seems to think all I ever talk about is sexuality and they don't like the fact they think that's all I ever say. It's not that ******* hard to not read a comment
#173 to #156 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply +3
(08/15/2013) [-]
Then you know you have no right to be upset

I don't care if you post comments relating to your sexuality, but their getting all upset and bitchy is just something to be expected. That is the end

Nothing more and nothing less to be said here. If you have to make comments regarding your sexuality, it's going to piss people off. That isn't their fault

No, what's sad is that you're getting so upset about something that's your fault. It's the simple fact that a lot of people don't appreciate bedroom talk, just as well, not many people here can relate to being gay, thus don't appreciate having your comments about it. Relax. The only one making it harder for you is you.

(You still haven't given me a reasonable explanation as to why my example was stupid, by the way. I already refuted the point that real-life and internet are different, as human curiosity is the same in both cases)
#182 to #173 - sparkyoneonetwo
-9
(08/15/2013) [-]
First off i"m not upset about anything.

Second, once again if they think all I ever talk about is sexual thing they don't have to read what I say. It not complicated.

Third, reusing almost the exact words that I use in everyone of you comments makes you look really dumb and incapable of actually think of something to say back. It's horrible argument strategy.

Forth, I don't have to give an expiation as to why your example was stupid for the fact that you are comport to totally unlike things and try to say they are the same. Comparing a real life thing, to a comment some dude on the internet makes is about as dumb as comparing a chicken to a block of wood.
#167 to #156 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply +3
(08/15/2013) [-]
You don't have to call yourself a victim to believe you are portrayed like one, and based upon your justifications, attitude, and combative nature, you believe you are in the right and others are just whiny. I.E. you are a victim to those that don't understand

How so? Give me an example, rather than an opinion

If you don't want to have people get mad at you, don't make bad comments. Not that hard
It's not my fault you're too irrational to handle something so simple
#169 to #167 - sparkyoneonetwo
-13
(08/15/2013) [-]
I'm not a victim of anything here at all.

I don't care that people get mad at me for what I say but, if there going to get all upset and bitchy about they don't have to ******* read the stuff that I say. That is the end.
Nothing more and nothing less to be said here. If you can't handle not read a comment that's probably going to piss you off. That isn't my fault.

The amount of people the get pissed off and upset over what I say is actually pretty damn pathetic. If you are going to let some ****** text from a dude that you don't even know in real life, will probably never know, who should have zero influence on you piss you off as much as it dose. That is ******* sad
#159 to #156 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply +2
(08/15/2013) [-]
You don't seem to understand what I'm saying

Human curiosity is a powerful thing. If someone ran down the street naked, despite not wanting to see his doodle, people would look because it catches the eye. If you're in a circumstance where someone you do not like is interacting next to you, it is quite hard to simply ignore them, just like it's hard for people to ignore you here

And no, they aren't different, not really. It's like someone telling you "don't listen" when you overhear them talking about something you don't like. Or "don't look" when you come across something you don't want to see. If someone posted a picture of something you found offensive, and you told them about it, and they simply said "Well, don't look at it then", chances are you would not be holding the same views as you do now. Again, do not think yourself a victim for getting yourself into this situation in the first-place
#162 to #159 - sparkyoneonetwo
-13
(08/15/2013) [-]
No body said anything about me being a victim bu you.

They aren't to close to the same. To say so is dumb as ****.

If you don't wanna see my comments you don't ******* read them. Not that ******* hard.
It isn't my fault you are all to stupid to handle something so simple.
#236 to #156 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/16/2013) [-]
Actually I do know something about your relationships, because you don't get along with your mother and you face ostracization from many others as well. How do I know? Cause you bring that up too

It is your problem because you post about it, if you START something, it's YOUR problem when people get involved, how does that logic slip over your head? And no, you can't seem to, because from your view everyone else is stupid and you are in the right because you have freedom to say whatever you like; what you don't realize is that some people can look at whatever they like and consciously decide whether or whether not they like it, and also have a right to voice that opinion
#242 to #236 - sparkyoneonetwo
-1
(08/16/2013) [-]
First off knowing about my mom and a few other people means know thing really. You know of a few people that hate me and that's it. You have no right to claim you know about my relationships.

Second, Its not my problem they get mad. I don't care they are mad. In fact I find it hilarious,

Third, I do have the freedom to say what I want that's is what I do that's what I'm gonna keep doing and if you happen or anyone for that matter get mad at what I say that's your own ******* problem not mine.

Lastly, I never once said anything about this "what you don't realize is that some people can look at whatever they like and consciously decide whether or whether not they like it, and also have a right to voice that opinion" nothing that was said is relevant to that. I said if you don't like the type of stuff I say then don't look at my comments if you chose to read them then it ain't my ******* problem when you get mad or upset about it.

I don't care they don't wanna see that stuff, I don't care that they are mad, I don't care about all the thumbs I get. Once again like I said before its pretty ******* funny that a few words is able to piss off so many people. So I"m going to keep doing what i've always done and you all can have fun being pissed off.
#201 to #156 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
Alright, well you're not getting it, and you're not going to get it because you can't see anyone else's view of it. No wonder most of your relationships are so crappy

I'm not comparing something real life to text, I'm comparing human curiosity in both cases, which remains unaffected
#212 to #201 - sparkyoneonetwo
-2
(08/15/2013) [-]
You know thing about my relationships. That is the dumbest thing you said so far.

I can see things form others points of view just fine.
From there point of view and I was the one that would get all bitchy about the comments I make I would just not read the comments I made. Not hard thing to ******* figure out.
If there curiosity is was makes them read my comments even though they expect it to be something about sex that still isn't my problem.

#189 to #156 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
I don't know who you're trying to convince, but if it's yourself, all the power to you

And as I said, going back through 6 pages, 17 comments were sexually oriented, not including these comments, not including comments without context (I.E. chances are you talk about it far more). You're right, it's not complicated, you're just only seeing one angle

I'm not trying to make an argument, I'm trying to show YOU how YOUR arguments don't work, because they can be twisted so easily. You blame them, it's just as easy to blame you, thus your arguments have no merit. You see?

Ah, I see, so you're gonna go with your OPINION that it's a stupid argument, rather than any evidence or facts that it is. Fair enough, I can't convince you otherwise, but nobody else will support you
#194 to #189 - sparkyoneonetwo
-8
(08/15/2013) [-]
My argument works fine. If they don't' wanna see what I say then don't read what I type.
it's that simple.

You show no facts how your argument isn't stupid. To compare real life **** to some text on a screen is dumb.
#17 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -52
(08/15/2013) [-]
Yes do all the ******* time. Might not be about sexuality but straight people still do it about other things. You have honestly just said the dumbest and most generalizing thing I ever seen in my whole life.
#25 to #17 - fcrocker
Reply +13
(08/15/2013) [-]
I don't mind gay people, but you, you're a ******* admin.
#111 to #25 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -23
(08/15/2013) [-]
MFW I don't care what you call me <3
#86 to #7 - optimussum
Reply +2
(08/15/2013) [-]
I like this comment
#97 to #86 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -26
(08/15/2013) [-]
I like how much it pissed people off ^^
#101 to #97 - optimussum
Reply +6
(08/15/2013) [-]
Are we talking about the same comment?
#103 to #101 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -26
(08/15/2013) [-]
nope.... sorry about that...
#105 to #103 - optimussum
Reply +7
(08/15/2013) [-]
Shh, it's ok
#92 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
How is that a problem?

No reason to red-thumb him to hell over his sexuality.
I honestly don't understand why people are so butt hurt over a comment.
It's called the 'Comment Section".

You know, for making comments.
#74 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
he's not bringing up that he's gay every comment
i see a lot of comments that don't mention anything of the sort from him
#93 to #7 - psychlogic
Reply -1
(08/15/2013) [-]
It was ******* relevant, get over yourself. If the same willyoupressthebutton instead said suck Girard Butler's dick, every ******* straight guy on here would be going on about how they're rather not suck a dick, but it's worth it.

**** off and stop being a homophobic prick.
#170 to #7 - fmtrick
Reply -2
(08/15/2013) [-]
what if he were to of said something to imply his heterosexuality? would we be aggressive towards him then? no? i didn't think so.
#235 to #170 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/16/2013) [-]
Actually, if he kept going on about how much he wants to screw women and how much pussy he gets, ya, the reaction would probably be the same

It's not about your sexual preference, it's about the fact that many people here do not like seeing 'bedroom talk' posted everywhere, especially by the same user who keeps bringing it up (if you disagree that he posts it everywhere, just look at a few of his comment pages, he brings up his sexuality in nearly 1/3 of his comments)
#114 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
Die admin
#117 to #114 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -18
(08/15/2013) [-]
eventually
#163 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
This entire chain of replies is pretty much sparkyoneonetwo getting shut down by varying members of the FJ community.
#164 to #163 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -14
(08/15/2013) [-]
to bad I"m not getting "shut down" by anyone
#177 to #4 - TittyCinnamon
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
someone isn't being fabulous today.
#183 to #177 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -8
(08/15/2013) [-]
I"m not really sure what you mean by that??
#208 to #4 - thenuglife
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
Ewww growse... What happened to you sparky? You used to be cool. D,:
#215 to #208 - sparkyoneonetwo
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#218 to #4 - toastableduckling
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
Must you always try to be the biggest fag when you comment?
Must you always try to be the biggest fag when you comment?
#220 to #218 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -4
(08/15/2013) [-]
If I was trying to be the biggest fag I would have said something a lot gayer.
#224 to #220 - toastableduckling
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
You mean like all of the hundred comments you replied with here?
#230 to #224 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -3
(08/15/2013) [-]
no if I was going for the biggest fag. I'd just spam the nasty worst gay porn i could find all over fj.
#239 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(08/16/2013) [-]
I hope you die by worst possible death
#241 to #239 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -2
(08/16/2013) [-]
So do I
#127 to #4 - heyimgrump
Reply +1
(08/15/2013) [-]
"look at me im gay"
#129 to #127 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -17
(08/15/2013) [-]
this was less about the fact I was gay and more about he fact that I like money.
#132 to #129 - heyimgrump
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
"as much as I don't wanna put my penis in side a woman at all.."

of course not
#141 to #132 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -15
(08/15/2013) [-]
you are dumb as ****....


if you look all of what I said that last little part " I'd push that button." thats important

Its not about that I"m gay and more about that I like money
#40 to #4 - Turtleboner
Reply +3
(08/15/2013) [-]
Congratulations Guy From Spongebob
#15 to #4 - dubator
Reply +15
(08/15/2013) [-]
#16 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -41
(08/15/2013) [-]
you apparently cared enough to make a comment.
#68 to #16 - awesomanium
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
Because it takes incredible effort to click 4 buttons.
That was sarcasm, if you're too stupid to realise.
#35 to #16 - anon
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
OK I'll give you attention. You're a fuucking fаggot. Kill yourself.
#39 to #35 - dillistone
Reply +7
(08/15/2013) [-]
now thats not very nice regardless of his phanact nature
#118 - turbodoosh
Reply +20
(08/15/2013) [-]
So you're telling me that I can make about $36,500,000.00 a year and have sex with a celebrity once a week?

Sign me up! If I get AIDS so what? I'll have enough money to cure it.
#9 - ewamcnamara
Reply -8
(08/15/2013) [-]
If i got $100,000 i could have any girl i wanted...
#12 to #9 - alpacalypse
Reply +19
(08/15/2013) [-]
Queen Elizabeth?
#123 to #12 - harleycurnow
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
I would **** the queen for no pay at all, infact i'd pay to do it, just so i could say i've ****** the queen.
#44 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
Two Lindsey Lohans?
#49 - anon
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
I just watched her host Chelsea Lately...not only was she funny, but but she seemed pretty alright.

#52 to #49 - exhaustedheadcase
Reply +16
(08/15/2013) [-]
are you trying to say that the media has exaggerated her craziness in order to sell more magazines?

no, they would never do something like that
#81 to #52 - idntnoausername
Reply +1
(08/15/2013) [-]
PROPAGANDA.
#19 - whyohwhy
Reply +10
(08/15/2013) [-]
I see no problem here, she looks aight since rehab.
#102 - olelicious
Reply +8
(08/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #102 - dxtfox
Reply 0
(08/15/2013) [-]
Both is good.
#54 - bigblacknegro
Reply +7
(08/15/2013) [-]
replace lindsay lohan with emma watson and i'll pay 100.000$ every day.