facebook (1). saw this from my friend this morning, coincidentally hes also the guy who made that epic beard gif (in the comments section). Eil. 44 minutes ago
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saw this from my friend this morning, coincidentally hes also the guy who made that epic beard gif (in the comments section)

Eil. 44 minutes ago
was just sat on the toilet feeling very fragile.
I had to blow my nose, but the snot wouldn' t
come out, so I decided to suck it back
instead. It got stuck at the back of my throat
which caused me to gag and then barf up all
last night' s Mcdonalds. I owed so hard it
cause me to have a nose bleed. **** , Snot,
Puke and Blood, I think four bodily fluids at
once has beaten my record, I could have
gone for five, but I' m in no state to jerk off.
Good morning.
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User avatar #3 - lavitts (08/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's.... one way to rebalance your humors.
#1 - thelocksmith (08/14/2013) [-]
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#14 - crazyolitis (08/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #9 - xxiixx (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Something's wrong with him if last night's McDonald's is still in his stomach.
#2 - cluediamond (08/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #20 - fukkendragonite (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Everyone knows you can't **** without peeing too, so 5
#13 - stx (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
( **** , Snot, Puke and Blood) Whoah that's a good song title!
#35 - checkandmate (08/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Could have peed and that'd be five.
Could have peed and that'd be five.
#45 - phudgepacker (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Was just sat on the toilet"
#17 - aluminiumfoil **User deleted account** (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Beat Nathan by 1.
Beat Nathan by 1.
#44 - diegotan (08/15/2013) [-]
gross.
gross.
#34 - vicecomx (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#31 - cutiepyro (08/15/2013) [-]
how does it feel that someone
#46 - forkanature (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This would make a brutal dethclok song.
#24 - thechosentroll (08/15/2013) [-]
Uhm........................ impressive, I guess.
#10 - sportsmaniac (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well considering I've never once taken a **** without pissing, he got his five.
#70 - slimeywaffles (08/15/2013) [-]
How people post this on their facebook, I'll never know
How people post this on their facebook, I'll never know
#33 - ipostfunny (08/15/2013) [-]
Sout Park Kenny's Dad Gets Sick
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