facebook (1). saw this from my friend this morning, coincidentally hes also the guy who made that epic beard gif (in the comments section). Eil. 44 minutes ago
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facebook (1). saw this from my friend this morning, coincidentally hes also the guy who made that epic beard gif (in the comments section). Eil. 44 minutes ago

saw this from my friend this morning, coincidentally hes also the guy who made that epic beard gif (in the comments section)

Eil. 44 minutes ago
was just sat on the toilet feeling very fragile.
I had to blow my nose, but the snot wouldn' t
come out, so I decided to suck it back
instead. It got stuck at the back of my throat
which caused me to gag and then barf up all
last night' s Mcdonalds. I owed so hard it
cause me to have a nose bleed. **** , Snot,
Puke and Blood, I think four bodily fluids at
once has beaten my record, I could have
gone for five, but I' m in no state to jerk off.
Good morning.
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User avatar #3 - lavitts (08/14/2013) [-]
That's.... one way to rebalance your humors.
#27 to #3 - thefjgienni **User deleted account** (08/15/2013) [-]
Hippocrates? Is that you?
User avatar #40 to #14 - shockstorm (08/15/2013) [-]
What's the source for that? It looks interesting.
User avatar #47 to #40 - nyork (08/15/2013) [-]
Kakumeiki Valvrave
User avatar #76 to #47 - shockstorm (08/15/2013) [-]
what's it about?
User avatar #82 to #76 - nyork (08/15/2013) [-]
3 countries basically the U.S. Russia and Japan are left, japan neutral with no military technology and the US and Russia at war. 70 % of people live in space modules. Japan gets invaded and taken over but one kid gets a giant fighting robot and literally smashes up the Russian army and he fights to keep his school, which has a module all to itself from being taken over. Oh and the fighting robot was a military project of the japanese and other join him to fight. But you have to lose your humanity and basically become a 'vampire' (no bloodsucking though) to pilot one of those robots
User avatar #83 to #82 - shockstorm (08/16/2013) [-]
Ooh thanks alot. I think I might watch that next.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nyork (08/16/2013) [-]
I really recommend it. It was a really good watch.
User avatar #85 to #84 - shockstorm (08/16/2013) [-]
Alright Cool.
How many episodes are there?
User avatar #86 to #85 - nyork (08/16/2013) [-]
There are 12 now but the second season is supposed to air in the fall
#1 - thelocksmith ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 - fukkendragonite (08/15/2013) [-]
Everyone knows you can't **** without peeing too, so 5
#17 - aluminiumfoil **User deleted account** (08/15/2013) [-]
Beat Nathan by 1.
Beat Nathan by 1.
#81 to #17 - raheemshibaz (08/15/2013) [-]
oh god the triple...
oh god the triple...
User avatar #9 - xxiixx ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Something's wrong with him if last night's McDonald's is still in his stomach.
User avatar #11 to #9 - psychoticfatkid (08/15/2013) [-]
He ate, went to bed, then woke up and pooped. I don't see whats wrong with that.
#13 - stx (08/15/2013) [-]
( **** , Snot, Puke and Blood) Whoah that's a good song title!
#25 to #13 - coryxyzagain (08/15/2013) [-]
Just finished watching that episode on Netflix, cool.
Just finished watching that episode on Netflix, cool.
#35 - checkandmate (08/15/2013) [-]
Could have peed and that'd be five.
Could have peed and that'd be five.
User avatar #51 to #35 - tabarzins (08/15/2013) [-]
technically it was 5 because if you're pooping you're most likely peeing too
#68 to #35 - angelooo (08/15/2013) [-]
What the **** ? Did he get away with that?
User avatar #36 to #35 - romneykun (08/15/2013) [-]
******* creepy
#45 - phudgepacker (08/15/2013) [-]
"Was just sat on the toilet"
User avatar #79 to #45 - rhc (08/15/2013) [-]
British syntax.
#44 - diegotan ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
gross.
gross.
#31 - cutiepyro (08/15/2013) [-]
how does it feel that someone
User avatar #58 to #2 - minecraftmemes (08/15/2013) [-]
This is not something that's tricky to understand, so the pic isnt really relevant. Just sayin
#5 to #2 - edwardscullivan (08/14/2013) [-]
Might I recommend another?
#46 - forkanature (08/15/2013) [-]
This would make a brutal dethclok song.
User avatar #52 to #46 - TimBisley (08/15/2013) [-]
" **** , Snot, Puke and BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD"
#53 to #52 - forkanature (08/15/2013) [-]
AAUUUUGHHHHHHHHH *Drum Solo* ALLLL MYY BLOOOOODDDDDD *Guitar Solo*
#24 - thechosentroll (08/15/2013) [-]
Uhm........................ impressive, I guess.
#10 - sportsmaniac (08/15/2013) [-]
Well considering I've never once taken a **** without pissing, he got his five.
#34 - vicecomx (08/15/2013) [-]
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#74 - tapeworms (08/15/2013) [-]
That's pretty metal.
That's pretty metal.
#33 - ipostfunny (08/15/2013) [-]
Sout Park Kenny's Dad Gets Sick
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