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Spoiling every book you will never read.

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User avatar #1 - leec (08/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Aw dam. I was planning on reading these three specific books too. I was excited to see what they were about, I never heard of them before.
#2 - shruiecken (08/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And Masterbating
And Masterbating
User avatar #45 - hairysmellyanus (08/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Let me spoil to kill a mockingbird. Nothing happens for like 200 grueling pages then a black guy dies. The end.
#55 - forevertrombone (08/15/2013) [-]
Ron Swanson, future president.
Ron Swanson, future president.
#6 - sarc (08/14/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Huckleberry Finn is the most important piece of literature I ever read.
Shame on you for thinking you can just skip over it and still be a true American.
#57 - vladhellsing (08/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Jesus dies.
#3 - Wallinger (08/14/2013) [-]
chive on
User avatar #21 - lordcommandersnow (08/14/2013) [-]
Summer Reading Recap with Nick Offerman Source
User avatar #5 - plutarkus (08/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)

im sorry, but nothing beats twyin lannister reading 50 shades of gray
User avatar #44 - blackandgold (08/15/2013) [-]
Catcher in the Rye: ****
User avatar #14 - curtkobain (08/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I had to "read" huck finn and ethan frome for summer homework and do some work about them.

God I love Spark Notes.
User avatar #13 - fireprincess (08/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Kinda unrelated but the worst book I ever attempted to read was the old man and the sea. I made it through like the first chapter, if that. I had to read it for my ninth grade English class. I failed that class.....
User avatar #63 - chuffberry (08/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
in AP Lit i was forced to read the Canterbury Tales and it may well have been the worst experience of my life.
#60 - Common Pepe (08/15/2013) [-]
If there's a play by Shakespeare that has a person's name in the title (Hamlet, Romeo and Juliette, etc.), they're probably going to die.

User avatar #54 - thereandbackagain (08/15/2013) [-]
So far I seem to be on of the few people who CANNOT stand to ready almost anything by Nathaniel Hawthorne, That **** pisses me off, I'm not sure why but I legit hate it all.
#42 - Common Pepe (08/15/2013) [-]
Ron ******* Swanson
User avatar #30 - retardedboss (08/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It's cliche, but it's true: A journey isn't about the destination, it's about how you get there.

As such, the ending of a book is of little importance if you don't know how/why it culminates in that way.

Spoiler tags hide GoT/ASOIAF spoilers, just FYI.

Everyone knows that hamlet dies, that doesn't mean you shouldn't read the play.

I was told before I had even gotten to a Clash of Kings that Jon dies , but didn't stop me from reading on. In fact it actually let me feel kind f smug after coming to the conclusion that he didn't die, and everyone that actually thinks he did missed some very key plot points.
User avatar #26 - cutiepyro (08/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
lord of the rings: snape kills dumbledore
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