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#5 - mutzaki
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(08/14/2013) [+] (9 replies)
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I've heard that most front doors today are so massive that trying to kick one down will only result in damaging yourself. Interior doors are much less sturdy, though.
#6 to #5 - monsterman
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(08/14/2013) [-]
I can verify this.

My leg went through the door and it still didn't open.
#92 to #6 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(08/15/2013) [-]
I can vouch for monsterman. I was door.
#10 to #5 - heartlessrobot
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I accidentally put my hand through my bedroom door when I tried opening it. Also, some asshole neighborhood kid rode his motorized scooter into my front door because I called the cops on his skateboarding where it clearly had a sign saying "no skateboarding". Didn't leave much more than a scratch.
#17 to #5 - mephiblis ONLINE
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Well, it depends and differs a lot. My aunts' door let's say, can be knocked down if you spit on it with a bit of force but my front door is 6-7 cm of steel with 2 locks of 4 protruding metal thingies each, you could try and run a car into it and it would probably stand. If we're talking US doors, well, you might as well run through the cardboard walls.
#57 to #17 - vrthbvyfa
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Are you in prison or something?
#53 to #17 - shadesofbacon
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(08/14/2013) [-]
That sounds more like a vault than a door, why the crazy protection?
#97 to #53 - mephiblis ONLINE
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(08/15/2013) [-]
Made to last i guess, our house isn't finished because it's pretty big (800m^2) but whatever is finished is top notch, the tiles are great, the windows are with double insulation (heat/sound) etc. My parents thought it's better to but quality stuff once instead of cheaper stuff a few times and i agree with their philosophy.
#19 to #5 - Shawnsta
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Most front and back doors appear wood but are auctally metal. aswell as how tough a door is from breaking off depends on the hinges. longer the screw going through the door and wall the stronger it is. Interior doors are 99% of time wood. My buddy had me replace his cause he kicked it in accidently. (Kicked it not meaning to break it)
#41 to #5 - mraye
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(08/14/2013) [-]
You're not really trying to break the door in, just the lock, or the part of the door frame the lock goes into.
#3 - heyimmalk
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(08/14/2013) [-]
**** you, I do what I want.
**** you, I do what I want.
#44 to #3 - optimussum
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Freedom: Home delivery edition
#67 to #3 - tabarzins
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(08/15/2013) [-]
They do it like this because if there's someone waiting to shoot them inside he would instantly fall and they would miss as expected. If he were to do the above he would have to battle the forward momentum after the door opens and that would leave him standing there for a second, enough time for anyone at the door to shoot.

Just kidding I have absolutely no idea what i'm talking about.
#86 to #67 - songemot
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(08/15/2013) [-]
Seems reasonable...
#7 - tiltaz
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(08/14/2013) [-]
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How to take down doors...
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How to take down doors...
#80 to #7 - ironmercenary
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(08/15/2013) [-]
I didn't know Servitors were real.
#84 to #7 - anon
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(08/15/2013) [-]
"Honey, I'm home!"
#70 to #7 - atma
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(08/15/2013) [-]
IF I SAW THAT THING BREAK INTO MY ROOM
IF I SAW THAT THING BREAK INTO MY ROOM
#8 - bartdude
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(08/14/2013) [-]
FIRST: check to see if the door is unlocked

Firefighting 101
#36 to #8 - Survivalist
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(08/14/2013) [-]
try before you pry, broseph stalin
#21 to #8 - lolgno
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(08/14/2013) [-]
but... in a fire, touching a doorknob would be.... retarded.
#32 to #21 - xplosevdiarrhea
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(08/14/2013) [-]
I feel like they would be wearing gloves. Not sure of firefighter standard though. I'd think an oven mitt would be enough for a burning building door though. It it was too hot for that the door would probably be on fire.
#33 to #32 - lolgno
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(08/14/2013) [-]
they do wear gloves for sure, but even then they have the kicking technique and even the ax, it's just plain safer, besides there are metal doors so chances are we cant even tell if it's hot or normal temp.
#34 to #33 - xplosevdiarrhea
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Most house doors should be safe though. But hey, life or death. No chances.
#37 to #21 - yunouppercase
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(08/14/2013) [-]
yeah and because everything would burn down anyway, you can just destroy **** on your way through the house.
#2 - anonjr
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(08/14/2013) [-]
ffs thats how you do it.......i broke my arm in a home invasion yesterday
#55 to #2 - brettyoke
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(08/14/2013) [-]
I hate thieves with an intensity you can't imagine.
#78 to #55 - cabbagemayhem
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#69 to #2 - cryptmate
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(08/15/2013) [-]
Well, hopefully you've learned from your mistakes and get it better next time.
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#25 to #2 - Seventeen
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(08/14/2013) [-]
stop invading people's homes. c'mon, man; you know better than that.
#23 - bondeh
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(08/14/2013) [-]
This post helped so much, now I have another xbox and a plasma, thanks FJ!
Pic kind of related.
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#73 to #23 - reginleif ONLINE
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MFW "crime accessory"
#50 - unicornattacks
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Only if you're mortal
Only if you're mortal
#93 to #50 - hopelessworld
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(08/15/2013) [-]
Epic one xD
#14 - tonyxx
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#16 to #14 - kommandantvideo
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(08/14/2013) [-]
**** you I liked this content.
#11 - clechyl
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(08/14/2013) [-]
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#68 to #11 - artjunk
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(08/15/2013) [-]
I always think of a caveman when i see this gif.


"Uhn!! door... me want open!!"
#52 - konamicode
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#54 to #52 - srapture
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(08/14/2013) [-]
How the hell did he knock?
How the hell did he knock?
#56 to #54 - warzon
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Very gently.