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#3 - phanact
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(08/13/2013) [+] (92 children)
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Holy **** where can I get it
#48 to #3 - supnatch ONLINE
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phanact,I have a question.Are you Darius Negrophallus?Just,Where did the DJ go?
#63 to #3 - anon
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(08/14/2013) [-]
In admin land, where you belong
#106 to #3 - assdoreponyfucker
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(08/14/2013) [-]
I love you phanact
#24 to #3 - mountaindewkie ONLINE
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#4 to #3 - meeaan [OP]
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#198 to #3 - ChumLeee
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(08/14/2013) [-]
It's already yours, you ******* idiot. Did you not read the title?
#114 to #3 - ProWig
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(08/14/2013) [-]
its a bike that is spray painted orange with a seat cover simple as that.
#131 to #3 - nyanturtwig
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#219 to #3 - mattmenzo
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#174 to #3 - sackit
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(08/14/2013) [-]
At the front page with ALL your other posts
#73 to #3 - jokeblue
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(08/14/2013) [-]
So, why are you so hated? Like, everyone talks about how they hate you so damn much yet here you are getting enough green thumbs to fill your gaping anus, I dunno, I don't understand this Funnyjunk mentality, every says they hate you but they like your comments and your content, albeit they are repost's from years ago, not that I'm complaining about the reposted content. Gives me nostalgia anyways.
#152 to #73 - tomoka
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Some people legitimately hate/dislike him but a lot of people joke about it, I think.
I've known him for a while and I don't feel strongly either way (This is a new account) but some of my friends dislike him for reasons I can't confirm are true.
#127 to #73 - fedegon
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Some people hated him way back, others joked, people thought it was serious, phanact is now hated.
That's what I think happened, might be wrong though.
#87 to #3 - aurelianopeachdoor
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(08/14/2013) [-]
At the fag store, you fag.
#130 to #3 - zependium
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#43 to #3 - Timmietim
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Come to the netherlands during any big football tournament. Everything will be orange.
#204 to #3 - mlpokeyuan
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Hey, phanact. How do you deal with your "phanboys and phangirls?"
#15 to #3 - SumoWamm
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(08/13/2013) [-]
Anywhere dicks bikes are sold.
#25 to #3 - werewulft
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Walmart
#214 to #3 - sanguinesolitude
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(08/14/2013) [-]
step 1. get bike.
step 2. get orange spray paint.
step 3. superglue a furby inn place of seat.
step 4. ??? (mostly anal, probably something about spray painting too)
step 5. profit
#151 to #3 - barbwirepain
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(08/14/2013) [-]
i know i want one
#211 to #3 - challos **User deleted account**
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who are you and why are you always mentioned, like what is the hype all about?
#79 to #3 - hydrosbro
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yeah go in the alley and gets raped you ******* cunt   
eat a dick   
pic related it's you getting raped by someone you're scared of and I hope it's me because you have a nice tight ass.
yeah go in the alley and gets raped you ******* cunt
eat a dick
pic related it's you getting raped by someone you're scared of and I hope it's me because you have a nice tight ass.
#183 to #79 - signedforcookies
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#176 to #79 - anon
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lol
#141 to #3 - anon
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why does it replace replys with chrilden until you expand replys a then flatten them fown
#149 to #141 - solidderking
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(08/14/2013) [-]
because of satan
#150 to #149 - solidderking
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(08/14/2013) [-]
*stan not satan
#7 to #3 - blackdaddy
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#8 to #7 - phanact
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No one ever makes anything in all orange

I have to have it custom made every time
#57 to #8 - carnivoreapples
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you should move to the netherlands
#16 to #8 - mudkipfucker
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Ford Escort STs come in Orange as standard

Just saying
#18 to #16 - dirtybadger
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thats a focus?
#19 to #18 - mudkipfucker
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yes, it was even on Top Gear

American Escorts have a different design to European/British ones
#74 to #19 - darshian
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It's a Focus... They stopped making Escorts in the late 90's / early 00's I think.

Even though the Focus was brought out to replace the Escort... I'm just pedantic I guess
#128 to #74 - anon
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Why is Escort censored?
#154 to #128 - zaiopeperse
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(08/14/2013) [-]
escort can also mean prostitute except unlike regular prostitutes, escorts aren't paid for sex but rather something like a no-strings-attached date
#101 to #74 - gowge ONLINE
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Why you would ever want to replace one of these is beyond me...
#208 to #16 - iceberglettuce
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darshain is correct, it might have a different name in the UK but that is indeed a focus, the american escort was discontinued in 2003 because the focus was deemed superior

of course it's not hard to see why, the american versions were small econoboxes nobody wanted, they were still great gas savers though, i actually had one until it decided to an hero
#165 to #16 - lawander **User deleted account**
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Another car to add to my fag list
#39 to #8 - insaneguy
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(08/14/2013) [-]
I have the same problem with green :I
#11 to #8 - meeaan [OP]
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Is your pc case orange?
#22 to #11 - phanact
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Yes
#77 to #22 - wumbido
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is this your card?
#200 to #77 - kolpster
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That's the PC I was thinking of buying, until, y'know, I realised I'm a poor **** and it's bigger than my house.
#228 to #200 - wumbido
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its pretty old anyway, a couple years i think. and anyways most of the gaming computers you see from big brands like dell, acer or HP are all over priced. you'll want to buy from one of these guys instead:
www.cyberpowerpc.com/
www.originpc.com/
www.ibuypower.com/home.aspx
www.digitalstormonline.com/
#229 to #228 - kolpster
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(08/15/2013) [-]
Thanks, this'll help.
#90 to #77 - anon
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Where is that case? That actually looks pretty cool
#91 to #90 - wumbido
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(08/14/2013) [-]
acer predator
#196 to #90 - gitanisme
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Yeah but it's an Acer computer, so it's ******.
#27 to #22 - whenindoubtsplooge
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Phanact sucks said no one ever :3
#193 to #27 - nocta
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(08/14/2013) [-]
what?! everybody says that



im not saying he does though
#207 to #193 - adamks
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he does though
#227 to #207 - nocta
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ohh i get what you mean picture related
#175 to #27 - bladeboy
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#38 to #27 - orthornicun
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you must be new here
#23 to #8 - articulate
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When I was like 3 I had a bike that was spray painted orange as orange was my favourite colour.
#9 to #8 - blackdaddy
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#26 to #8 - musclezglassez
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ok phanact listen up. why the **** are you so famous? idevenk what u did lol
#59 to #26 - icameheretotroll
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(08/14/2013) [-]
People who hate him make him more and more famous instead of letting him slowly die
#138 to #26 - majestispaceduck ONLINE
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(08/14/2013) [-]
he showed his dick. that's all
#145 to #138 - themongoose ONLINE
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(08/14/2013) [-]
well...is he a manhorse? plenty of people show their dicks. This is the internet.
#231 to #145 - themongoose ONLINE
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(08/15/2013) [-]
phanact! are you a manhorse?
#61 to #26 - jamiemsm
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(08/14/2013) [-]
because he is awesome
#29 to #8 - nimithecat
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(08/14/2013) [-]
well. there are orange ponies too

>inb4 12 year old COD Fags that banged my mom thumb this down and comment anonymously.
#30 to #29 - phanact
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My pony is orange too you know.
#31 to #30 - nimithecat
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NAWWWW IT'S PURPLE
#32 to #31 - phanact
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Oh I guess you're right.
#33 to #32 - nimithecat
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Damn straight miss Sparkle
#34 to #33 - phanact
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twi
#41 to #34 - karvarausku ONLINE
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That bike is just spray painted all over without even sealing the paint so it wouldn't even last long.
#42 to #41 - phanact
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Don't ruin this for me
#44 to #42 - karvarausku ONLINE
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NOnono. I'm just saying that if you have bike just scrap the old paints off and spray paint (or other if you want) the **** out of it. give it be few minutes and add another layer when done use some protective sealing so it will stay orange.
#167 to #44 - itsdasp
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But where will he get that fuzzy orange fluffy seat?
#180 to #167 - karvarausku ONLINE
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It's probably glued to an regular seat with faux fur that you can buy from stores.
#40 to #34 - twi ONLINE
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#143 to #40 - freakyorange
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#35 to #34 - nimithecat
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mother of GOD... that's downright ******* adorable..
#75 to #29 - anon
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Learn to insult kid.
This isnt COD why in the **** would you be calling out COD admins, as if that fact holds any relevance to what you're saying.

*******.
#85 to #75 - nimithecat
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lol COD fag.
#49 to #29 - anon
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**** you
#55 to #49 - anon
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just like I ****** your mom
#45 to #7 - drperzik
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here, take this.
#46 to #45 - blackdaddy
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#58 to #46 - carnivoreapples
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that's what she might have said
#168 to #7 - anon
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You just made my day
If I wasn't an anon fag I'd give you a thumb
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#97 to #2 - Weekendman
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Here, I trimmed it down if you want it.
#69 - nevermentioned
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All I can think of is this guy.
#72 to #69 - kwanzalord
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you mother ******, took it right out of my head
#187 to #69 - damianblu
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OH my ******* god don't "Click to enlarge" that.
#212 to #69 - anon
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I have no desire to sit on DJ Lance's head whilst riding my bike...
#37 - tredbear
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**tredbear rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Skyrim ** mfw I see phanact's orange dildo up his ass
#184 to #37 - frantasium
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Why were you in the position to see this?
Why were you in the position to see this?
#56 to #37 - sadistikal
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so, I'm guessing you're the one stuffing it in there in the first place?
#181 - CaptainWaffles
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Does this Bicycle speak for the trees?
#54 - kottonmouthed
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what the **** is a phanact and why are you queers so fond of it
#65 to #54 - tomthehippie
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Comment above yours.
#66 to #65 - kottonmouthed
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(08/14/2013) [-]
really helpful.
#67 to #66 - amberleafwoohoo
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(08/14/2013) [-]
heh..
#68 to #67 - kottonmouthed
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seriously. who the **** is phanact
#137 to #68 - bopeepwoody
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(08/14/2013) [-]
He is god. Look at his profile
#70 to #68 - amberleafwoohoo
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yknow i don't even know that well i always thought he was this admin user everyone just hates :p
#78 to #54 - flimflamthezimzam
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judging by the blueness of your name you've been here a hot minute. how the hell can you not know who phanact is by now?
#95 to #78 - phanact
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I get people with blue names as dark as the sun who don't know who I am
#126 to #95 - bogbean
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>as dark as the sun
>dark
>sun
Pick one.
#157 to #126 - exotic ONLINE
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no you ****.
that's deep as ****.
sun so strong you look at it and go blind and see darkness
#147 to #95 - Princess Celestia
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Who's this admin?
#177 to #147 - rieskimo
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(08/14/2013) [-]
dat username's color
My Eyes 10 Hours - Spongebob Squarepants
#109 to #95 - justthisonceiguess
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(08/14/2013) [-]
OK, So once again.... who the **** are you? Why should I care?


No offense.
#110 to #109 - exotic ONLINE
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One of two of addy's childs.
Firstborn being Seniorawesomesauce and the latter, Phanact.

Being so young and active he is babysat by Addy himself.
#134 to #110 - bopeepwoody
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(08/14/2013) [-]
This actually makes sense.
#120 to #95 - lurg
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how is it that some one just gets to be as popular as you?
what did you do?
#182 to #120 - dubslao
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he either sucks Addy's dick or Addy sucks his dick.
#226 to #182 - lurg
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well then.....
#116 to #95 - numbuhthief
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Like me. I don't know why everyone thinks you are a admin.
#102 to #78 - Greevon
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What's a phanact?
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#94 to #54 - phanact
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I get people with blue names as dark as the sun who don't know who I am
#156 to #54 - checkerthief
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#205 - datfunnyguy
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i expected a bike with a dildo instead of a fuzzy bike saddle
#103 - herpaderderp
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Where's the orange dildo that's supposed to be attached to the seat?
#104 to #103 - herpaderderp
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(08/14/2013) [-]
Oh, never mind, here it is