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#1 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/13/2013) [-]
#122 to #1 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
Claire Sinclair is the best. (the one on the left who doesn't look like a dumb blonde)
#38 to #1 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
cause hes going to hell
sorry I just enjoy feeding on people's butt damage
#61 to #38 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
Hefner is going to heaven. That dude saved and made so many jobs and peoples lives. On top of that, while his magazine does have nude women in them, he treats each and every one of them with respect. He was/is also one of the most avid voice in sexual freedom, from Sodomy (Anal) to be legal, to Gay/Lesbian equality.
#62 to #61 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
it was joke on jokey junk site


u leave now
User avatar #36 - naoxyn (08/14/2013) [-]
Can you imagine, just for a second, how absolutely miserable he is when their cycles match up?
User avatar #70 to #36 - RisenLichen (08/14/2013) [-]
If women hang out with each other long enough, it happens
User avatar #183 to #70 - naoxyn (08/14/2013) [-]
Some say he's a lucky guy. It could possibly be that he found the 10th circle of hell and doesn't know how to escape.
#3 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/13/2013) [-]
I'll settle for this
User avatar #133 to #3 - daisuke (08/14/2013) [-]
i havent eaten those kid yoghurts since i was like 7, and i can still smell it
User avatar #137 to #3 - hokeymon ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
I don't like that when it happens. It means the yogurt is old and dried up a bit on the top portion so you can peel the seal cleanly. Happened to me once too.
User avatar #5 to #3 - highasian (08/13/2013) [-]
I can't even get that....
User avatar #6 to #5 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/13/2013) [-]
no yogurt on the lid, it is a great achievement
User avatar #7 to #6 - highasian (08/13/2013) [-]
I meant i can't even settle to that becose i always fail in it....
User avatar #8 to #7 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/13/2013) [-]
I'm sure you'll make it one day
User avatar #9 to #8 - highasian (08/13/2013) [-]
No, in North Korea we can only have 1 yogurt a year, but the Dear Leader always eats them....
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#10 to #9 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #11 to #10 - highasian (08/13/2013) [-]
Nah this account is new but i've been in here for a couple of years
User avatar #12 to #11 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/13/2013) [-]
That NK comment made it seem you were a newfag, nevertheless.
Have fun on your new profile, and you would might want to consider relocating to another country
User avatar #13 to #12 - highasian (08/13/2013) [-]
Thanks i try, and too high to move
User avatar #156 to #10 - FatBenIsPedoBear (08/14/2013) [-]
White name account telling people they're newfags.
User avatar #181 to #156 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/14/2013) [-]
new profile
#64 to #3 - icekingg (08/14/2013) [-]
Since the content was about Hugh Hefner, I thought you were talking about putting your dick in a cup of yogurt.
Since the content was about Hugh Hefner, I thought you were talking about putting your dick in a cup of yogurt.
User avatar #90 to #64 - jonnyfunk (08/14/2013) [-]
i still think that ...
#48 - presentdent (08/14/2013) [-]
Uhhh.. Excuse me?

You cannot hold that many women in your car in The Game of Life. I think he's cheating.
User avatar #139 to #48 - hokeymon ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
He can with a truck.
#77 - whatwhen (08/14/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #3190330 at Friendly ** i would give my youth to be in his place
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #3190330 at Friendly ** i would give my youth to be in his place
User avatar #112 to #77 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
Hah.
User avatar #138 to #77 - hokeymon ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
Then you're too old to get an erection.
#185 to #138 - whatwhen (08/14/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at A clean shave. ** well theres ******* viagra and if that wont work ill tie a ******* stick to my pipi
#186 to #185 - hokeymon ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I was expecting some erection pumps but a stick is kinky enough too.
#187 to #186 - whatwhen (08/15/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Purge the Alien ** i was drunk when i wrote that
#167 to #77 - phuzebox (08/14/2013) [-]
I'm Pretty Sure all the women in that picture already did to get in "his place"
User avatar #103 to #77 - afjhahsdsl (08/14/2013) [-]
very relevant
#32 - imonaboatman (08/14/2013) [-]
I'm sure he's had a sex life, but you can't be that happy when you know that women are only with you because you're rich and famous. Most of them look plastic anyway.
User avatar #105 to #32 - admiralen ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying he hasnt gone for love and succeeded in the past
User avatar #33 to #32 - hydromatic (08/14/2013) [-]
Pretty sure he doesn't care.
Anyway, why would anyone rage at that comment?
#34 to #33 - imonaboatman (08/14/2013) [-]
Because people seem to think that Hugh Hefner is the luckiest guy in the world.
Because people seem to think that Hugh Hefner is the luckiest guy in the world.
User avatar #42 to #34 - cintan (08/14/2013) [-]
He's no doubt slept with more women than I've met.
I'm pretty jelly.
User avatar #63 to #42 - nervaaurelius (08/14/2013) [-]
Yeah honestly the guy has lived the bachelor life for decades and made a profit off of it. I still think he's one of the luckiest men on Earth even from a business perspective.
User avatar #99 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (08/14/2013) [-]
Random story.

I was watching a biography about him. When he started his Playboy clubs, one branch of his franchise in Louisiana started refusing membership to blacks and he revoked their franchise license.
User avatar #126 - advicedude (08/14/2013) [-]
But not the game of love..
#128 to #126 - ipostfunny ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #144 to #128 - snickerstheif (08/14/2013) [-]
what vid is that from?
#66 - pepemex ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
#56 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
I'm sure they all like him because of his personality
#87 - porridgesque (08/14/2013) [-]
Hue.
User avatar #129 to #87 - infedel ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
Heffner
User avatar #92 to #87 - reican (08/14/2013) [-]
looks like a female T'ealc
User avatar #93 to #87 - joethebeast (08/14/2013) [-]
my god... klingons are real
User avatar #88 to #87 - raberintodesu (08/14/2013) [-]
Loading Afro...50%
#82 - jakols (08/14/2013) [-]
oooh how i wish i was there...    
   
mfw
oooh how i wish i was there...

mfw
#37 - kraykan (08/14/2013) [-]
I Kinda wonder if due to his old age, there's one girl who's name he forgot. so whenever hes having an orgy or somthing, he calls out "oh, jenny, you're so good! Sarah, you are amazing! You! Um... keep that up".
#76 to #37 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
At his age, do you really think he can get it up, without suffering a heart attack or stroke?
User avatar #14 - marcuss (08/13/2013) [-]
if you think that game of life is measured in the amount of pussy you get .. you are one poor bastard ..
User avatar #24 to #14 - doodogger (08/13/2013) [-]
No one will take you seriously until you put your wiener in a hole. Lol.

Sad.
#79 to #14 - isniffbutts ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
Biology and Charles Darwin would disagree.
User avatar #98 to #14 - fusileer (08/14/2013) [-]
If someone is wading in pussy, this shows that they have the virtues necessary for our species to thrive in the eyes of the women he's with/been with, and therefore is essentially a better man.
User avatar #15 to #14 - udei (08/13/2013) [-]
In what is actually life measured?
User avatar #17 to #15 - natanhiel (08/13/2013) [-]
Enjoyment

Not everyone enjoys drowning in sex
User avatar #29 to #17 - udei (08/14/2013) [-]
everyone is interpeting enjoyment and winning in life differently. but what he is saying is that whoever doesnt think like him is a "poor bastard". thats why i asked how he measured life, obviously i wont get an answer from him
User avatar #52 to #14 - konradkurze (08/14/2013) [-]
not just that
dumb bastards think that rolling in more money than even your great-grandkids could spend makes you a great guy

having solid money is good, of course....having so much youre able to wipe your ass with is is just ******* sad
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#35 to #19 - nehger **User deleted account** (08/14/2013) [-]
oh the ironing
User avatar #44 to #14 - newforomador (08/14/2013) [-]
Well, by whatever measure you could use, this guy has still gotten farther then most ever will.
#49 to #14 - youngnigga (08/14/2013) [-]
Get a load of this guy. Not saying I'm knee deep in pussy, but I bet you'd be one happy bastard if you banged as many ladies as him.
Get a load of this guy. Not saying I'm knee deep in pussy, but I bet you'd be one happy bastard if you banged as many ladies as him.
User avatar #71 to #14 - greenstrongworld (08/14/2013) [-]
Is it bad that I only want one woman to spend the rest of my life with? I mean, I do kinda like devotion so then the idea of sex isn't something thought lightly of.
User avatar #159 to #71 - Chitzu (08/14/2013) [-]
TOP 1 thing to look for in a man. You might not get "a lot of pousssssaaayyy", but you will find a smart and funny lady who will love you forever, if you haven't already.

Thank you for not robbing me of all my 5% hope I have left.
User avatar #161 to #159 - greenstrongworld (08/14/2013) [-]
Ha I still haven't found one. They're mostly whores girls who wear bras and wife beaters to school. I like this one girl who isn't really like that, is kinda pretty, really sarcastic and really outgoing.
User avatar #162 to #161 - Chitzu (08/14/2013) [-]
You'll find one for sure!

And does she know you like her?
User avatar #163 to #162 - greenstrongworld (08/14/2013) [-]
She found out in a really weird way.
User avatar #165 to #163 - greenstrongworld (08/14/2013) [-]
Basically, I wanted her number but I had no way of contacting her. So I asked my friend for her number and he gave it to me. It was the real number but she pretended to be someone else. I knew that but I played along. She asked me why I needed her number so I hinted at it until I finally told her that I like her. But she doesn't know that I know she's pretending to be someone else. In short, she has to pretend like she doesn't know I like her. It's kinda funny actually.
User avatar #117 to #71 - marcuss (08/14/2013) [-]
nope. and that is a good thing .
User avatar #57 to #14 - punnyjunky ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
Well... Human life IS achieved by reproduction, so you kinda are winning life by getting loads of pussy..
#113 to #57 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
Well no considering he has barely any kids.
User avatar #45 to #14 - imakejewburgers (08/14/2013) [-]
You're right, but that guy's got a lot more going for him than just a lot of ******* . He's rich and famous and I'd be surprised if he was perfectly happy with his life so yeah he's pretty much won the game of life.
User avatar #46 to #45 - imakejewburgers (08/14/2013) [-]
wasn't*
User avatar #72 to #14 - reginleif ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
Pussy is like money, it's not everything. But I've never seen a frowning man on a jetski.
User avatar #20 to #14 - crazyhindu (08/13/2013) [-]
Did we also mention he is loaded?
User avatar #96 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (08/14/2013) [-]
true dat. but if this whole god thing turns out to be real. he is ******
User avatar #130 to #96 - toncheky (08/14/2013) [-]
I think even god would high five him.
#58 - dyejordan (08/14/2013) [-]
i think morgan freeman won the game of life
User avatar #65 to #58 - redrex ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
i think morgan freeman invented the game of life
User avatar #68 to #65 - raquelian (08/14/2013) [-]
no, Milton Bradley invented the game of life
User avatar #85 to #68 - jcjohnson (08/14/2013) [-]
The baseball player?
User avatar #69 to #68 - redrex ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
touche
#111 - tomtomvdp (08/14/2013) [-]
Literally
#25 - xXMAQXx (08/13/2013) [-]
IM I DOING IT RIGHT?

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User avatar #31 to #25 - wizzerdofaus (08/14/2013) [-]
...the effort...
User avatar #41 to #31 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/14/2013) [-]
Copy and paste, copy and paste...
User avatar #40 to #25 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/14/2013) [-]
I didn't notice anything wrong with that image until I enlarged it.

Jesus Christ I need glasses.
#23 - bloodrider ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
#55 - thatkiddonovan (08/14/2013) [-]
>No love in his life   
>Tries to make up for it with large amounts of meaningless sex and money.   
   
I hope its working, Hef.   
Sorry about whoever broke your heart.
>No love in his life
>Tries to make up for it with large amounts of meaningless sex and money.

I hope its working, Hef.
Sorry about whoever broke your heart.
User avatar #115 to #55 - cazabrow ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
are you describing Hugh Heffner or Quagmire..?
User avatar #67 to #55 - PedosxScaryxUncle (08/14/2013) [-]
He has had two long marriages......
#124 to #67 - ylegrand (08/14/2013) [-]
His first wife cheated on him on his wedding day. Because of that he started having many affairs and she tolerated it in the hopes or saving their marriage.

So yeah, Hef is pretty damaged.
User avatar #121 to #67 - uzbekistan (08/14/2013) [-]
You don't have a different opinion on funnyjunk, WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING. It's a joke
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