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#4 - datgermanguy
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4chan goes to ponyville
4chan goes to ponyville
#8 - cheesyxassassin
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Just started reading.   
>Rainbow Dash faints in a puddle of her own piss   
>You'll beat her with a newspaper for that later   
I'm running out of oxygen from laughter... and to think it's only the beginning.
Just started reading.

>Rainbow Dash faints in a puddle of her own piss
>You'll beat her with a newspaper for that later

I'm running out of oxygen from laughter... and to think it's only the beginning.
#1 - profhershellayton
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Thats all fine and weird, but vacuums have been in the show
User avatar #10 to #1 - peanutbraddle
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I agree with threadz, We're probably going to get in trouble for laughing at this.

Did I mention I'm going to Hell?
User avatar #5 to #1 - threadz
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In what way is this "fine"?
#12 - amishparadise
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#2 - teranin
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I read them both...
I read them both...
#7 - sinery
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Never cease to surprise me.
#6 - ultracombo
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#11 - qxangelxp
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By far one of the best posts on this channel of all time
By far one of the best posts on this channel of all time
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