get yourself a body. Probably, tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, or the day after that. do TFA '. my heart rate when trying the first one
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#1 - anon (08/13/2013) [-]
my mourning routine is simple,
1) wake up
2) eat breakfast
3) go the **** back to sleep, cause no one is meant to be awake at 8 A.M.
#488 to #1 - lookathecomment (08/14/2013) [-]
You actually lose fat sleeping. MFW
#506 to #1 - mrgoodlove (08/14/2013) [-]
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I actually wake up every day at 8 am
#593 to #1 - turjake (08/14/2013) [-]
Tfw I have to wake up at 4.45 am to my morning shift
User avatar #595 to #1 - rplix (08/14/2013) [-]
I had to wake up at 6am for school everyday for 12 years.
User avatar #767 to #1 - ANONyMOUSblah (08/14/2013) [-]
I wish sleeping past 8 am was possible for me haha
#770 to #1 - mennopauze (08/14/2013) [-]
>MFW I have to wake up at 4.30AM for 3 weeks during the holidays... (vacation job)
User avatar #94 to #1 - jopemon (08/13/2013) [-]
8am? I have to arrive at the workshop i work at at 7 in the morning and its an hour drive away. My routine is wake up, get dressed drive away.
User avatar #419 to #1 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
I WAKE UP AT 5:45 EVERY ******* DAY!

Work and School want your ass out of bed and they mean NOW!
#486 to #419 - wrathlos (08/14/2013) [-]
That was your choice.  It's not hard to attend evening classes or have a night job.  Time is irrelevant when you are an adult.  Being a night owl just means you don't meet many nice people.
That was your choice. It's not hard to attend evening classes or have a night job. Time is irrelevant when you are an adult. Being a night owl just means you don't meet many nice people.
User avatar #281 to #1 - TarnRazor (08/14/2013) [-]
My mourning routine involves necrophilia
#365 to #281 - lafuriaroja (08/14/2013) [-]
No it doesn't.
No it doesn't.
#201 to #1 - pedrophile (08/14/2013) [-]
When people mourn they usually cry
When people mourn they usually cry
#246 to #1 - Gerex (08/14/2013) [-]

Or....
User avatar #312 to #1 - Kingsteveooo (08/14/2013) [-]
1) wake up
2) masturbate
3) Eat breakfast
4) masturbate
5)shower
6)masturbate in shower
7) try to go as long as I can without getting bored and fapping again
User avatar #227 to #1 - Cloudlessewe (08/14/2013) [-]
Or usually:
1) Wake up at 2pm
2)Realise you've ****** up the routine
3)Give up instantly
User avatar #554 to #305 - demacianhooker (08/14/2013) [-]
One does not simply do half a teabag.
#239 - lookatmyhouseofwax (08/14/2013) [-]
>Wake up
>Computer
>Breakfast
>Game
>Eat
>Game
>Fap
>Sleep

User avatar #251 to #239 - dinonator (08/14/2013) [-]
the vicious cycle of everyone on this site
User avatar #400 to #239 - ChristopherLloyd (08/14/2013) [-]
mine
>Wake up
>Fap
>Computer
>Fap
>Breakfast
>Fap
>Game
>Fap
>Eat
>Fap
>Game
>Fap
>Sleep
User avatar #428 to #239 - trifton (08/14/2013) [-]
>Wake up
>Fap
>Fap
>Fap
>Eat
>Fap
>Fap
>Games
>Eat
>Fap
>Sleep
#839 to #239 - anon (08/15/2013) [-]
>wake up
>fap
>eat
>fap
>watch tv
>fap
>go the restroom
>fap while taking a ****
>sleep
>dream about fapping
#320 to #239 - jalthelas (08/14/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #5674509 at Bronysexuals **


You know me so well..
User avatar #450 to #239 - srskate (08/14/2013) [-]
it's a shovel, not a Popsicle.
#247 to #239 - sedativechunk (08/14/2013) [-]
... Do you have a camera in my house?
User avatar #405 to #239 - mondominiman (08/14/2013) [-]
ME
>wake up
>go to work
>hate work
>come home
>computer
>sleep
I barely eat.
#12 - mcbiff (08/13/2013) [-]
my heart rate when trying the first one
my heart rate when trying the first one
#124 to #12 - anon (08/13/2013) [-]
do push ups for 2 weeks. guarantee you'll easily double what you can do. I started at 2 sets of 20 when i was trying to get into shape. Now I do 4 sets of 50.
#254 to #12 - rotaryking (08/14/2013) [-]
This killed me!
User avatar #100 to #12 - leglesslegolegolas (08/13/2013) [-]
25 pushups becomes easy after trying a few times.
#663 to #100 - finances (08/14/2013) [-]
My body refuses to allow me to get in shape... I started working out in May, but then I get hit by a ******* car two days later and I am still in recovery three months on. My chiropractor says I can do push ups and light work-out that does not involve bending my back, but no no, when I was 8 I broke my left hand, leaving it permanently weakened. Three years on, a ******* icicle dropped on my right hand and severed three tendons, leaving that one permanently weakened too, and thus I am unable to do push ups, pull ups, lift weights, you name it. So I guess my fate is written and I will die of a thundering cardiac arrest before age 40.
Mfw
User avatar #101 to #100 - lolme (08/13/2013) [-]
What he said. I could only do like 40 crunches the first time I did them (Gym at school.) and after 3 more times (On different days.) I could do around 60. And as most of you already know, I am not the fit type.
User avatar #123 - zorororonoa (08/13/2013) [-]
Man, how will i ever be able to do this? I can't change gender every step.
#170 to #123 - kipluck (08/13/2013) [-]
I loled.
#135 to #123 - ylegrand (08/13/2013) [-]
After months of working out, I am now able to change my gender twice per workout

You'll make it brah
User avatar #367 to #135 - muffintime (08/14/2013) [-]
We're all gonna make it brah.
#266 - grimmwaters (08/14/2013) [-]
>Wake up
> ****
>Fall back asleep
#376 to #266 - bongconnery (08/14/2013) [-]
never left the bed
never left the bed
#333 - triggathepirate (08/14/2013) [-]
Give myself a body?
#611 to #333 - Inoobkillme (08/14/2013) [-]
Do you think I can have a human body too?
#264 - injerseyforever (08/14/2013) [-]
The hope that more people stop being out of shape and get fit makes me happy.   
Where I live, so many obese people around 500 pounds, complaining about being "handicapped". Obesity is a choice, not genetics. I'm sick of the Big is beautiful trend going on. Fat is unhealthy. Stop trying to sugarcoat people's laziness.   
I am fully ready for all the red thumbs, because I could give zero 			*****		 with just stating the medical truth.   
Glorious people trying to get fit, makes me so proud.
The hope that more people stop being out of shape and get fit makes me happy.
Where I live, so many obese people around 500 pounds, complaining about being "handicapped". Obesity is a choice, not genetics. I'm sick of the Big is beautiful trend going on. Fat is unhealthy. Stop trying to sugarcoat people's laziness.
I am fully ready for all the red thumbs, because I could give zero ***** with just stating the medical truth.
Glorious people trying to get fit, makes me so proud.
User avatar #308 to #264 - musclezglassez (08/14/2013) [-]
im lazy af but i still wanna be healthy, but i mean only healthy. like im not trying to work out more hours a day then i sleep like ****** id look like Schwarzenegger. im just tryin to be fit enough so i don't start breathin real hard after i run up the stairs lol
#675 to #264 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
Mark Hunt Strength & Conditioning Training

Sometimes is genetics.
#457 to #264 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
Medical truth is that some people are fighting addiction. Nobody WANTS to be an overweight fatty. While yes, this is a good post because it "helps" it won't beat the addiction.

Source: I'm a Nurse and have to talk to patients all day who blubber and cry over it.
User avatar #621 to #264 - cazabrow (08/14/2013) [-]
It infuriates me how people, instead of simply putting in effort to become (properly) healthy or in shape, decide to bend the idea that being fat is normal and out of their control.

************* to this.
#297 to #264 - steamloler (08/14/2013) [-]
That name + The post
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<----
#418 to #264 - welcometoatl (08/14/2013) [-]
IT'S STILL YOUR ************ SET!
User avatar #808 to #264 - sweat (08/14/2013) [-]
you must be in america
#330 to #264 - justbrandonreally (08/14/2013) [-]
That cool...   
,but that 			*******		 videos scare the 			****		 out of me.   
He's always yelling.
That cool...
,but that ******* videos scare the **** out of me.
He's always yelling.
User avatar #382 to #330 - residentblackman (08/14/2013) [-]
He intimidates and motivates me at the same time!
#485 to #264 - hchmly (08/14/2013) [-]
CT Fletcher is the ************* **** .
User avatar #265 to #264 - girguy (08/14/2013) [-]
thank you for saying everything you just said
User avatar #296 to #264 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
Agreed, however I hate who everyone says a girl is "Fat" when she is about 140 pounds. Like, **** man. There is a reason a lot of girls cry because they aren't double digits, and that's cause when they hit triple, people say they are fat and unattractive, then they get insecure and actually become fat. If we stopped that, a good bit of girls wouldn't be fat, now the problem is for the men.
#323 - justbrandonreally (08/14/2013) [-]
NO LIFTIN'!?!??!?
#394 to #323 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
you are lifting your body with push ups tricep dips and the squats.
#629 to #394 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
Lifting.. Push ups.. Tricep dips.. Bitch my body has to be twice the size that I am now to make my muscles feel any sort of strain. When bro means lifting, he means STRENGTH LIFTING. WHERE ARE THE IRON PLATES? THE RAW FEEL OF STEEL?!
#218 - gentlemanpyro (08/14/2013) [-]
Wow this may come in use, Ill favorite it.. I am never going to do any of this stuff on there
#298 - rainbowrush (08/14/2013) [-]
Most of you who start this will quit rather quickly. Don't start with something like this, it's not smart. IT's much better to do something like 10 pushups to start the day (this also gives you more energy for the day), and 10 pushups when going to bed. You slowly increase the amount of pushups each week. You can also do stuff like take 5 pushups each time you walk through a door at home. You should also do some other exercises than pushups even though I almost only do that. (If you're fat, you should probably start with something else.)


I got fit (not ripped or anything close) because of a pro LoL player. He did 10 pushups for every kill, and 5 for every assist he got, the last match of the day. He wanted more people do something like that. I started with 1 pushup each kill, death or assist.

I highly recommend everyone to follow a program like this. Get the world in shape.
User avatar #364 to #298 - graenko (08/14/2013) [-]
i do something similiar where i do 10 pushups/sit ups/squats every time i die in a game
User avatar #452 to #364 - srskate (08/14/2013) [-]
I always forget to do that when I say I'm going to do it.
User avatar #618 to #298 - daentraya (08/14/2013) [-]
Eh, maybe i will try something with tf2. Play for an hour or something, see how much i get
#302 to #298 - shitposting (08/14/2013) [-]
yewa but if you want a medium to hardcore work out this would work
User avatar #306 to #302 - rainbowrush (08/14/2013) [-]
Yes, but in the beginning, I wouldn't even give it as a possibility, if you want to start training. It would discourage most people to just quit completely (I know I would). It's an awesome program for more serious training, tho.

I'm just recommending baby steps. It's easier for me to do 50 pushups in a row now, than 5 when I started. If I'd started with 50 each morning, it wouldn't last long.
#313 to #306 - shitposting (08/14/2013) [-]
i do 15 push ups, sit ups, crunches, lunges and then i jog until im tired in the moring and then repeat at night its a really good work out
User avatar #328 to #313 - rainbowrush (08/14/2013) [-]
I don't have that much time, as I go to bed pretty late (I have bad priorities). However, I do some push ups and sit ups each day, and bike/walk to job and school. This is also why I'm only in a semi-good shape, not an awesome shape.


More people should follow your routine, tho. I find that people are generally more happy and have more daily life energy if they exercise regularly.
#377 to #298 - burndt (08/14/2013) [-]
**** yeah Snoopeh.
+23
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User avatar #299 to #145 - lounmendez (08/14/2013) [-]
well, we can hope
#407 to #145 - winniedawho (08/14/2013) [-]
meanwhile,.. in tomorrow...
User avatar #558 to #145 - bagguhsleep (08/14/2013) [-]
I can't start it tomorrow. It'll feel weird starting on a Wednesday.
I'll start on Monday. For reals this time.
User avatar #395 to #145 - Cello (08/14/2013) [-]
Well I sure as hell ain't gonna do this at 11pm.
#723 to #145 - specialspike (08/14/2013) [-]
im one of those and i did it right after i read this
User avatar #148 to #145 - mymiddleleg (08/13/2013) [-]
Im like that once or twice a month. say thing are going to change and im going to get fitter but then i wake up the next morning and think " **** it" and go back to sleep
User avatar #196 to #145 - basicargentinian (08/14/2013) [-]
I'm one of those (now 494) favourites, and I'm going to this at least tomorrow and it's something.
User avatar #149 to #145 - entarasu (08/13/2013) [-]
or the day after tomorrow, or the day after that
User avatar #403 to #145 - brassydolphin ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
I had just decided i was going to save this and start on it tomorrow. I read your comment and realized:
''Damn, I'm not gonna do it tomorrow. If i go to sleep thinking: I'll totally do it tomorrow it won't happen.
Then i thought: Why don't i do it today? Like right ******* insta-now? So I did.

Anyway, Thanks keemaun
+1
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User avatar #19 - spetznazi (08/13/2013) [-]
more like '' the morning suicide ''
#411 to #19 - sirgawain (08/14/2013) [-]
These ones are actually called Suicides.
These ones are actually called Suicides.
User avatar #526 to #411 - tombombadil (08/14/2013) [-]
I used to do those ******* things in soccer practice. **** sucked.
User avatar #560 to #526 - sirgawain (08/14/2013) [-]
Indeed. Sucks even more doing them in full football (American rugby-based football) gear.
User avatar #10 - Nahyon (08/13/2013) [-]
the plank can be really freaking hard :I

**** everything, squats master race
User avatar #13 to #10 - bfudge (08/13/2013) [-]
Squats develop beautiful asses
User avatar #40 to #13 - suckittrebek (08/13/2013) [-]
Along with cardio
#47 to #40 - maxtart (08/13/2013) [-]
Also diet can help.
User avatar #279 to #47 - rainbowrush (08/14/2013) [-]
People really focus too much on diet. I eat a lot of unhealthy food but is fit because I do 25-150 push-ups a day (usually) and walk or bike to work and school.

Why should I sacrifice pizza when 5 min on a bike negates it?


I eat and drink healthy lunch whenever I can afford it.
User avatar #51 to #47 - suckittrebek (08/13/2013) [-]
Indeed.. Diet and cardio will make you slim.
Diet + cardio + strenght = Tight body!
User avatar #210 to #40 - weenieandthebutt (08/14/2013) [-]
glorious High Intensity Interval Training master race
User avatar #678 to #13 - hemming (08/14/2013) [-]
Source of your avatar..?
#697 to #678 - maxtart (08/14/2013) [-]
below are the following steps to find sources.

Save Avatar -> open Google -> click images -> Drag saved avatar into Google images search bar -> results will show source.

this works for all photos and animated gifs.
User avatar #699 to #697 - hemming (08/14/2013) [-]
Didn't know it worked for gifs..
Anyway i just wanted the real sized gif, i already know the source apparently..
#492 to #13 - navestotwo (08/14/2013) [-]
Dat Comment.
Dat Avatar.
You sir have supported both.
#624 - EdwardNigma (08/14/2013) [-]
EVERY morning? THREE times?
I can't even do one pushup, I'm weaker than a ******* cockroach.
User avatar #682 to #624 - Mesmus (08/14/2013) [-]
I feel ya
User avatar #748 to #624 - icameheretotroll (08/14/2013) [-]
Cockroaches survive meteors
#634 to #624 - tylosaurus (08/14/2013) [-]
An ant can maul me.
User avatar #636 to #634 - EdwardNigma (08/14/2013) [-]
Look on the bright side.
For their size, ants are strong as **** .
User avatar #637 to #636 - tylosaurus (08/14/2013) [-]
and cockroaches can survive a nuclear war.
User avatar #638 to #637 - EdwardNigma (08/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, but that doesn't make them strong. That just makes them bigger assholes.
User avatar #640 to #638 - tylosaurus (08/14/2013) [-]
I'd say they got a pretty strong body though.
User avatar #643 to #640 - EdwardNigma (08/14/2013) [-]
I guess. Reinforced with titanium ******** .

Why the **** are you only talking in small text for that matter?
User avatar #649 to #643 - tylosaurus (08/14/2013) [-]
Because I can.
User avatar #652 to #649 - EdwardNigma (08/14/2013) [-]
is this one of those stupid "avatar" things where you use images with only certain characters or make your text different?

It's kind of annoying, it makes it that much harder to read.
User avatar #659 to #652 - tylosaurus (08/14/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #703 to #659 - EdwardNigma (08/14/2013) [-]
Then why keep doing it?
User avatar #705 to #703 - tylosaurus (08/14/2013) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #709 to #705 - EdwardNigma (08/14/2013) [-]
Because you're making it harder to read for no reason, and my eyes are **** lately.
User avatar #712 to #709 - tylosaurus (08/14/2013) [-]
It's not hard to read, get glasses.
User avatar #716 to #712 - EdwardNigma (08/14/2013) [-]
>Implying I have the money or need for glasses

****** vision does not, by default, mean I need glasses. It's allergies or my cold or something.
User avatar #717 to #716 - tylosaurus (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying any of that is my fault.
User avatar #721 to #717 - EdwardNigma (08/14/2013) [-]
It very well could be, you could be a wizard or something.
User avatar #722 to #721 - tylosaurus (08/14/2013) [-]
Lolk.
User avatar #648 to #643 - martbeast (08/14/2013) [-]
free country
User avatar #642 to #624 - nerdicorn (08/14/2013) [-]
Do what you can until you can do what you want.
User avatar #651 to #642 - EdwardNigma (08/14/2013) [-]
To be fair, I don't really want to do it.
Though, if what I said motivates other people to do it, then...mission accomplished.
User avatar #653 to #651 - nerdicorn (08/14/2013) [-]
ok, what ever floats your boat.
#383 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/14/2013) [-]
what is this 			****		?   
where's the funny?
what is this **** ?
where's the funny?
User avatar #384 to #383 - mayormilkman (08/14/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk is becoming just "InterestingJunk" recently.
User avatar #386 to #384 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/14/2013) [-]
yeah i know... it just flip flops from funny to crap, then back to funny.
but i mean this is really bad this time. i dont see the appeal in this at all. does anyone here actually not know how to do this stuff? thumbing up a really cool looking picture, even if not funny, isnt so bad but this is a ******* common exercise routine
User avatar #700 to #383 - bleebloo (08/14/2013) [-]
In your body fat percentage.
#702 - kaboomz ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
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one day ill do the first one
one day...
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