Angel. this is my first "green text" or whatever the you call it I would've put more but I figured it would've been too long. Sorry it's not funny but
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Angel. this is my first "green text" or whatever the you call it I would've put more but I figured it would've been too long. Sorry it's not funny but

this is my first "green text" or whatever the **** you call it
I would've put more but I figured it would've been too long.
Sorry it's not funny but I had to share.

Worth the read
bbe me, 18
eon omelge video
sct: enacted to stranger
agirl 9/ 10
who seems sad
well her to cheer up
sash her why she' s so down
sometime it' s better to just
just keep **** inside"
t push it
wash name/ age
singel/ 16
who looks about 18
drsmall talk
to her I' m not just like
every other guy on omegle
wanting boobs
well her I like to help people
who says "ready"
bl say "sure"
who stands up
ttu ms sideways
who looks about 7 months prego
ooh damn
how far along are you"
1/ 2 months”
s'' Do you plan on keeping it"
You mean them?"
my jaw drops
l' having twins"
M/ ere they planned?"
r'' Do you know the father?"
ways she was a virgin
when it happened
who told me he wanted to take
my innocence"
then how do you not know the
what do you parents think?"
they are kicking me out next
they don' t want to ruin their
l' not allowed to talk to them"
m about in rage mode
were you going to keep them?"
s'' l' going to give them to a
family that can take care of
them better than I would"
rthat' give them a better life
she says "After that,
I' m going to take my life"
Thank you, anon for listening"
who kisses her hand to give me
***** NO!
please no!"
s" At least add me somewhere”
don' t leave please!"
start to tear up
Ending you life will not make
make things better!"
r'' put yourself in your childrens
shoes when they get older"
A 'parent' is only a person that
raises a chi id"
mother' is something beyond
s'' l know for a fact if I was in their
situation, as a 18 year old who
can think for himself, I would do
anything in my power to find my
real mother"
who becomes silent
Mowers her head but still reads
what I say
l' tried many many times to
end my own life but you know
the thing that has always kept
me from going throught with it?"
who says "l know it' s selfish"
s'' but do you understand the effect
it will have on your children?"
to know that they could have
met their REAL mother”
maaybe have a relationship with
you no matter how simple"
don’ t completely understand
the domino effect it would have
on your family"
slay this time she is wiping away
tears, as am I
s going to be so hard to raise
them by myself"
oi say, "l know it' s going to be the
single most difficult thing you
face in life"
Hand ifl could, I' d take care of
them like they were my own in a
heart beat"
mmakes her smile a bit
s'' Angel I know you are stronger
thank you think you are"
his is the first "real" thing that
I have felt in months
tthis complete stranger makes me
truely "happy" despite everything
av'' l know I can raise them myself"
r'' l' m virtually independant now”
to her the best thing to do
now is start branching out to
friends that are LOYAL
friends that understand her
situation and will be there for her
who nods
s" off subject but have you thought
about names?"
hope and faith"
smokes me smile beyond belief
that' s perfect"
ewe small talk a little more
s" Antin, I don" t want to end my
life anymore”
grooviest grin forms on my face
or' Trat glad I can help"
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#67 - olinsaide (08/13/2013) [+] (377 replies)
you actually kept a prego from killing herself... when you could have made her kill herself while prego...
#28 - casualjacket (08/13/2013) [-]
thought the whole thing was gonna be a big poop joke after i read this
User avatar #183 to #28 - eyeballfrog (08/14/2013) [-]
This seems like terrible advice for a pregnant woman.
#44 to #28 - YeYouKnoMe (08/13/2013) [-]
I find that when I take a dump I have to push, I remember watching Family Guy and they said to just relax and let it slide out, but I can't do that otherwise I'll be sitting there with a half turd dangling from my ass.
#152 to #44 - anusraper (08/14/2013) [-]
thats a very interesting fact about yourself, good to know...
thats a very interesting fact about yourself, good to know...
User avatar #389 to #152 - volcanicdiarrhea (08/14/2013) [-]
And the comments just turned to **** .
User avatar #293 to #44 - Loopholes (08/14/2013) [-]
Eat more fiber.
User avatar #10 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/13/2013) [-]
I was pleasantly surprised no one walked the dinosaur.
User avatar #565 to #526 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/14/2013) [-]
#12 - anon (08/13/2013) [-]
I was expecting "We've been together for 3 years now" or something like that at the end
User avatar #26 to #12 - happyplatypus (08/13/2013) [-]
yeah, I hoped hard for that.
User avatar #56 to #12 - adu (08/13/2013) [-]
Actually they were together for about 5 and 1/2 months.
My joke is bad and I should feel bad.
#7 - radiohazard (08/13/2013) [-]
And here I was expecting some kind of ****** up ending worthy of /b/
User avatar #31 to #7 - smithforprez (08/13/2013) [-]
compared to what normally happens on /b/ it is kind of ****** up
User avatar #309 to #7 - RaptorJesus (08/14/2013) [-]
Yeah i was honestly kind of disappointed... I was looking forward to some kind of ****** up surprise at the end...
#9 - ironlak (08/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #638 to #9 - kesolukt (08/14/2013) [-]
What's that from?
User avatar #663 to #638 - ironlak (08/14/2013) [-]
silver linings playbook bro !
User avatar #664 to #663 - kesolukt (08/14/2013) [-]
Aha, is it any good?
User avatar #665 to #664 - ironlak (08/14/2013) [-]
yeah bro its quite good eh , funny as **** in some places . and its not too predictable . but if you're bored then give it a geeze .
User avatar #666 to #665 - kesolukt (08/14/2013) [-]
Aight thanks